Bill Burr - "What Are You, A Fag!?"

[HittokiriBatosai]

Sweeeeeeeet, uncensored!

[Mkultradeth]

What are ya ...a fag? I got the point!

[08victoriaify]

To 20 people: What are you,A faaaag?!?! Oh my God!

[Mkultradeth]

20 fags didn't like this video

[DelbyC]

@Mkultradeth

You're completely missing the point.

[SgtEaglefort]

I saw him live in CT, Redwood casino place thing. Fucking... hilarious. $45 bucks, awesome seats.

[AFFTL]

20 Homosexuals disliked the Video.

[circusgangstas]

story of my fucking life



[fegeleiin]

i was in the mall, i went by the candy alley, i picked up a bag of lollipops then bill burr's voice came to the back of my head... LOL like a maniac

[RideTheRainbowTV]

Daddy keeps his cash in the walls cause he doesnt trust banks! XD

[RatFacedJasper]

As Carlin would call it, 'The Male Disease'.

[phwoart]

IT'S SO ORANGE!!!1!

[glade51u]

very effin awesome!

[LibertyorDeath777]

LMAO!!!!!

[ffarrerajr80]

This is the funniest comedian of all time. I saw him live in Dallas, and he had all original material. Epic! Can't wait to see him live in Houston!

[elocina27]

awesome

[AbbeyRoad52]

Oh my God this shit he says is so true. I think just like Bill Burr.

[MonsterDll]

I don't know why but this is soo much funnier than the video version.

[jebsievers]

@MonsterDll Yeah I notice that too. A lot of times standup is great just audio only.

[Karyzmatiko]

"You just gotta push it down like "Fuck that, Im not suckin dick !! Im not suckin dick !!""

[TSGS21]

Damn! i always have an umbrella. lol FUCK! thats why guys look at me funny. wow

[impetuoushegel]

Truth bombs.

[Friedstuffsable]

I've been seriously injured because of a question similar to that. "Jump! What are you, a pussy?" Turns out the water was only about 4 feet deep. 

[AlexWoodGarbage]

What a genious. So good.

[TheOxiix]

Haha get away from me with your gay little pumpkin hahahaha

[UtopiaMinor666]

i do feel very gay with my umbrella out, even before this, women will never understand how that is.

[obidient4u]

I'm a fag and I'll get on my knees or bend over and take your load..

[tsukiko1212]

For some reason, when I first heard the "It's so orange" part when I was watching his standup, I laughed so fuckin hard I started crying xD

[rafalkira]

hes got an umbrela WHAT A FAGGGG!!!!!!!

[jnaz12]

@rafalkira UR A fagggggggggg ninja on bay ave

[gabrielk44]

This is on netflix and i definitely recommend watching it XD

[jnaz12]

it was raining all day today and i was gonna use an umbrella.....but, i remembered this, and i ain"t sucking dick so now i hav a cold, but i aint no fag.

[scottyb453]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha so true 

[Nitewaker]

"WHATA U DO NEXT CARVE SOME GUYS ASS WITH UR COCK?!!"-  I would.

[i11m4t1k]

"IT"S SO ORANGE"

lollllllll

[jnaz12]

This is the Perfect example why we as men domt say I Love you in public

[firethower99]

FUCK THAT, I'M NOT SUCKING DICK, I'M NOT SUCKING DICK!!!!!!

[2friedsk8ers]

I was looking for this for like 2 hrs finally found it.

[SuperSoccer456]

17 PEOPLE ARE FAGS!!!!!!!

[Sniper207]

I thought it, then I said it. I'm awesome.

[jnaz12]

17 ppl are fags

[gears5336]

Bill Burr i hope you read this this bit is FUCKING AMAZING man keep up the great work man your brilliant just brilliant, POWERFUL

[colonelboston]

Now that Giraldo is gone, Burr is the only true comic left.

[Pen127]

aww what a cute baby naw wait fuck that i'm not suckin dick i'm not sucking dick XD

[TJ4774]

Sugar AND cream? What, was it not sweet enough with just the sugar? WHAT A FAG!!!

[SolidSnake032486]

LOL! All my guy friends think I'm a fag because I put cream and sugar in my coffee. For fucks sake its just coffee!

[AbstractPac]

@SolidSnake032486 What Are You, A FAG !?!

[MrBossman44]

I'm a fag and I approve of Bill Burr

[plenty0fsweater]

This is, like, the perfect joke in my opinion.

[AlastorDarkAngel]

WHAT A FAG!!!! lmao



[Mysterey101]

"It's so orange"

[paulchardo]

Share This Shit Please!!!

[WackyFunkMunster]

Him and Louis Ck are the best comedians alive

[66605777]

louis CK wrote pootie tang,sounds like a lie but its true

[WackyFunkMunster]

@66605777 That is the wierdest thing ive heard

[IndigoR]

@WackyFunkMunster The Reds

[jnaz12]

"its so orange"

[gloobarr]

aw, it's brutal!

[SeanIrvin384]

"He got bananas in his pancakes!"

[ILaxULax]

Haha I was playing lacrosse hit directly in the neck from a shot. I was like nah I'm okay I'm okay. Haha didnt tell them everything was going black.

[Torontoraptures]

omg the pumpkin thing was hilarious

[firethower99]

I was drinking coffee and I just spit it all over my screen. Funny shit.

[onelonlyvisitor]

435 on for real seriusly its not even comedy anymore

[efrainthegreat]

Favorite comedian by far

[whordini]

My boyfriend just got a new phone...i decided to make him a ringtone listen for :20-:23 lol I guess he was out to eat with his company and this is what they had to listen to...while hes sitting there like where the fuck is that coming from. haha ::)

[Aness250]

so true

[mgarrison1980]

Yeah, i thought it and then i said it. I'm awesome.

[Flamed1095]

AWESOME

[Zarzarcon]

I thought it and then i said it, im awsome!

[B4014444]

ITS SO ORANGE!!

[ssnickloc13]

Put ya shoulders up ya fuckin homo

[dveezy]

What are you gonna carve some guys ass with your cock!?! Lmfao

[Kryodus]

I thought it, then I said it.. Im awsome!

[yourprobablywrong]

lol funny but some true shit

[dbrochu19]

By far the best comic... i feel like i can relate to everything this dude says. I was cracking up listening to this cause me and my buddies constantly do this shit to each other

[dragonkane43]

ahahhahahahahahaa

[seemoretube]

It's so true, I never use an umbrella.

[InsaneBillykane]

@seemoretube Yup, fuckin coat collars only lol.

[215frostbite]

ROFL!!!! IS THIS HOW ITS GONNA END????? LOL

[megamanthehitman]

lOL its true

[creampackage]

I encounter this dilemma everyday :(

[PixeLZe]

Bill Burr is the fucking best.

[AK002247]

Maybe just maybe u want to suck a dick

[ElementSk8er1692]

My buddy got his eyebrow pierced and his dad said "What are you a fag?" LOL

[VoidEternal]

12 People were women who watched this. They don't understand our pain.

[jumpyourbone]

@VoidEternal

i'm a girl, and i think i empathize!

[1Hominid]

@VoidEternal It's up to 15. Jesus christ.

[Neonman78]

@VoidEternal What are you, a lesbian!?

[MunicipalDude]

This guy tells the truth. What are you, a fag? is male's #1 cause of death.

[krattos92]

FUCKING HILARIOUS

[hootyhaha]

Hes watching my life. This is EXACTLY the way I think.

[LaydenRobinson]

Canton's Finest! :)  PAHK THE FUCKER!

[vonversace]

love it..too funny

[Foreverclever87]

WHAT???? YOU GONNA BLOW A SCARECROW????

[laz2thedouble]

good shit. That's dude's 4 you lol

[artc1980]

This guy is the f*ckin best!!!

[plopppytheman]

Fags gonna fag

[willside4life]

Love this guy

[chespiritusanto]

this video: oh, its brutal

[PaulC1031]

Eh.. What if someone kicks Sean Penn in the balls right now?

[GitanoRenegado]

Awesome Wow why am i just finding out about this guy

[colloredbrothers]

he is absolutly right about the kid thing, he is very smart. Thats the reason why i don't want kids, cause I know im not good enough to raise a child even though people might say im a very good person its not good enough.

[Moetappletoe]

7 people are fags.

[CountStoczkowski]

@Moetappletoe 10 now 

[Moetappletoe]

@CountStoczkowski

Wow it just keeps going up. I guess Fags don't know they are Fags.

[rashawnturner]

1:50 LMAO

[StakemZ]

WHAT DID YOU PULL THAT THING OUTTA YOUR ASS?!

[Dankdillweed]

This is great stuff.

[adubrd1223]

"yeah i thought it then i said it im awesome" hahahaahahaha

[wille35]

AWESOME BIT!

[romeo2467]

It's so orange!!!

[DJpopel]

This is fucking hilarious

But you can do a lot worse than telling your kid to not trust banks.

[MrVela31]

Hahahaha

[outdoorkunu]

It wasn't sweet enough with the syrup, you ferry?

[MCJay2daSun]

@outdoorkunu he's a boat? oh u mean a fairy?

[cjcurtiss]

Stanhope, chapelle, burr, and regan - that's all you need to satisfy your comic cravings.

[pleasuretokill]

I will agree with you on this point. Bandwagon jumping on anything is the worst shit ever.

[pleasuretokill]

Also, tell me that you have never critisized someone's view on a subject or on their likes and dislikes... Please. How fucking boring would the world be if that were the case?? It's called having an objective opinion. EVERYONE has them.. You like shit I don't, and I like shit you don't. Without those opinions and the reasons why we have them, life is stale, boring and stagnant.

[pleasuretokill]

ok. So judging by your comments and videos, you are a fan of GG Allin and Pro Wrestling. One is a completely untalented, junkie shitbag and the the other I enjoyed 20 years ago when I was13.. Just those two items are enough to, in my mind, discredit any present or future opinion you have on anything. This definitely goes to show that there is no accounting for taste.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

Its hilarious you had to resort to going to my page to try & look for something totally unrelated that you don't like just to use it as comeback material XD BTW anyone criticizing the interests of someone else is ignorant in general & ignorance always discredits the opinion of the ignoramus :) 3rd I caught you contradicting yourself. That + ignorance not only discredits you, but makes you look like a jackass in the process.

PS nice try not replying to me so I wouldn't post back. LOL Owned ;)

[pleasuretokill]

@AUSROTTENY2K

You fucking idiot. You've been criticizing Carlin's fanbase throughout this whole mess of a "conversation". So judging by your comments in the last paragraph, that would make you the height of ignorance? It's funny how you gear all of these comments towards "I'VE WON THE CONVERSATION, YOU ARE PWNED!!!!111" If I had the mentality of a 6 year old, I would get in that "EPIC" battle with you. Thankfully, I need not care or worry about PWNAGE.

[ASHIUSX]

His podcast is freaking awesome too. The man is a great comedian.



[BliksemSP]

I want a cookie.

[gr33nf00t]

This guy and Jim Gaffigan are probably my favorite modern-day comedians right now.

[Amaral46]

The sad movie part was the best. LOL

[sovietsentinel]

haha so true. My friends were like this in high school. Needless to say, most are still virgins.

[TheDarkestAbYsS]

I couldn't agree more with this routine lmao

[MrLongSofty]

man do i love this dude with all my heart... what a fag iam

[dksilentbob]

What you're carving a pumpkin? You gonna carve some guy's asshole with your cock you FUCKING FAG?!! LOL

[metlahead6]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[micah960]

I love this dude so much cuz I can relate to him lol. Hes a genius at comedy

[Nateoh1]

this is soo true hahaha

[DieHardGardenFan]

LOL! This guy is hilarious.

[wedaiku]

funniest guy doing stand up right now

[BXNYhardstyle]

@wedaiku right now??...Bills been out for a few years now. I guess you were on Overrated Dane Cooks wagon...FAIL

[killerclam57]

@wedaiku i like that louis ck up there

[malcolmscotty1]

@wedaiku haha bill jim jeffries and louie ck

[ForceRecon198]

@wedaiku I dunno man, if you ask me he's *almost* as good Louie CK and probably on the same level as Dave Chappelle. He's easily one of my favorites though.

[gNades]

Lmao!

[SamuelMT08]

god i love this.

my co-worker is just like bill is talking about. i truly feel sorry for him, knowing he'll spend all his life caring what others think about him.

what a fag.

[ErickB1971]

Its so orange ... lmfao

[MegaHegira]

hahahahahahah what are you a fag lmfao hahahahhaha

[chasedabase]

"Anytime you do anything remotely sensitive, heart warming, anything that is going to make you more of a loving, caring individual; Immediatly all your guy friends sugguest that maybe, just maybe you wanna suck a dick!" Hahahha, epic!!!

[element22ag]

Omg Bill Burr is the fucking man. Thats all I can say!

[canaantx210]

i thought it, then i said it!......best shit ever hope yall listen to the mmpodcast if not head over to themmpodcast,com

[EvanConover]

This is why I'm glad I don't have alpha males for friends. They're the most fairy-like of all men.

[micah960]

I mean i can relate oops

[micah960]

He really is like the funniest comedian. I cant relate to like every joke^^

[paintthetwndead]

My favorite comedian, Christ I love his shit.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

He's such a psychopath lol. Greatest comedian of all time!

Fuck Carlin :)

[marshmellow1985]

@AUSROTTENY2K really? fuck carlin? bill wouldnt even agree with that

[Superman5000The]

@AUSROTTENY2K I love Burr but dude...you saying "Fuck Carlin" makes me say...WHAT ARE YOU, A FAG?! lol

[AUSROTTENY2K]

@Superman5000The For someone who watches a show where half naked guys get greased up, roll around in a ring, and "pin" each other, I'd have to ask you that same question :)

[Superman5000The]

@AUSROTTENY2K I'm not gay but well played, sir lol.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

@pleasuretokill Go fuck yourself idiot. Carlin was great but dumbasses like you who always overrate him are the reason why I can't fully enjoy him. Good job removing your comment though. Fucking pussy.

[pleasuretokill]

@AUSROTTENY2K

LOL. I made a mistake in the original, corrected it and thought it had posted. Either way, Carlin cannot be overrated, just ask any relevant comedian... AND you base your enjoyment of entertainment on what other people like and dislike??? YOU SIR are a true FAG in the most homosexual sense of the word! Eat a bag of dicks and choke on the nutsacks!

[AUSROTTENY2K]

@pleasuretokill Carlin is overrated. Just because a bunch of tools proclaim him as the king that seems to mean anyone who doesn't "doesn't know what comedy is". Carlin was smart. But I find other comedians funnier than him. And you saying he's not overrated because of "relevant" comedians shows you base your enjoyment of entertainment on what other people like a dislike. So I'd say it is you who are the true fag here. Suck a bag of dicks and run into an AIDS tree :)

[pleasuretokill]

@AUSROTTENY2K

Talk about looking like a jackass.... Discrediting and talking shit about the entire fanbase of someone who has been called the greatest comedian who ever lived more times than I care to mention here shows your lack of knowledge in the subject of comedy in general. And you did not "catch me" on shit. I said "ask any relevant comedian" as they share the same belief I do. I didn't need their opinion to make mine, but I fucking sure hold it in higher regard than yours.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

I didn't talk shit about Carlin's entire fanbase. I was talking about the jackasses who overrate him by saying he's the greatest just cause everyone else does & go to vids of other stand ups & mention his name. You being one of them. Who the fuck are you to say who's relevant or not? Theres a lot of comics that weren't influenced by him & a lot who some find funnier than him. Its a matter of taste & you criticizing someone's view on what they think is funny only makes you an ignorant cunt :)

[pleasuretokill]

@AUSROTTENY2K First off, I didn't mention his name, someone else did. I am defending him and his fanbase, however. I have been a huge Carlin fan since I was a kid and saw him 3 times live before he died. I am also a fan of Burr, Louis CK, Ari Shaffir, Joe Rogan, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks ect. ect. and have been for years and years. Did you ever stop to think why millions of people call Carlin the greatest? Sometimes the majority has a good point!

[AUSROTTENY2K]

If a bunch of people call Carlin the greatest, thats their opinion. But it certainly is not the belief of everybody. To say that Carlin is the greatest & criticizing all who question is pretty much saying your opinion only matters & nothing more which is indeed ignorant. And while I do find some of his bits funny I think of him more as a philosopher. I get how me flat out saying "fuck Carlin" was taken wrong, but I was just taking issue with the tools that base their belief on what others say.

[Luke5119]

Bill Burr is fucking awesome ;)

[LeviathanoftheDanube]

HE GOT BANANAS IN HIS PANCAKES!!! OH MY GOD!

[abcjp94]

@LeviathanoftheDanube I thought it then i said it ...high five!