Quizno's | "Toasty Torpedo"

[ARTISTofPORTRAIT]

i brought myself here.

[KillaTemplar]

:majorfacepalm:

[TheBatOfHearts]

I wanna put one in you :O

[BionicleHoracio]

Sandwich and Cereal bourght me here

[xoxogossipgirl60422]

i wonder what the song in the backround is

[TheRerun113]

sandwich and cereal XD the n and the toaster thing XD

[nickman888]

Thats exacly why i dont eat there, I have my way and that is STRAIGHT to subway

[christophfilms]

Thumbs up if SandwhichAndCereal brought you here

[guardian468]

SandwichAndCereal brought me here :)

[gokusam1]

did anybody see the submarine watching thingy that appeared 0:06 ?

[Ravengaurd6]

this actually makes not want to eat at Quizno's

[ZeeJeff]

One day I found a short curly hair in my sandwich...well, then, this does not make me feel ANY better.

[BlueScreenFilms36]

Oven:its the new toasty torpedo Scott: the new toasty torpedo? Oven: yes,Scott, you make one Scott: Me Oven: put it in me Scott Me: .....WTF!!!!!

[BlueScreenFilms36]

...........um......

[JedahX21]

Lame ass American censorship. I bet anything that some christians complained and so they had to change it.

[RWF24]

@JedahX21 actually i'm a christian and I think is really funny.

[Zerostriker5]

@JedahX21 Be more blinded. It doesnt have to be hated by christians to get censored, it can be hated by any one. But you wouldnt know that, now would you?

[cainmosni1700]

hilrious, yet at the same time the cringe factor is off the charts

[XwhoevencaresX]

When this commercial was first released, before it was cut or banned, my brother and I saw it on comedy central.

Nothing can describe the utter joy of finding it uncut again. :'D

[RalphCQ]

Quizno's has the shittiest tasting food ever. Fuck em. And fuck em for trying to destroy Subway's reputation. Subway's much better.

[superlabelgirl]

That guy fucked a toaster oven.

[wootisayhi]

I looked up the "Toasty" guy, and i get food porn.

[AMOVIEGUY14]

TOASTY

[Ahdree23]

Scott is sexy

[KatieKinsBear]

Can't even lie, that's sexy

[DourBoyzTv]

No wonder they removed this comercial!

[s1lenceboom]

my name is scott :D

[violencejr1234321]

"No not that again that burned" *Scoot looks at his dick*. My face: o_0

[oregonninetwentynine]

lmao, package check at 0:05.

[MrRootbrian]

I WANT IT!

[KarissaBobissa]

Best. Commercial. Ever. 

[TheQuiZNoKid]

Well I do have a pretty big dick.

[PlotsnTom]

I thought this was funny as hell and they censored & changed it so it all sucks now.

[TheFedoriaHD]

''I want you to do something scott'' -Oven

''No not that again that burned'' -Scott

''We both enjoyed that'' -Oven

Hahaha

[EveryGirlGrabABoy]

Damn freaking creepy..."Put it in me Scott" They actually had to take this commerical down because it was sooo...soo... perverted? Lol XD that gay oven!

[MrJDawg1337]

anybody else notice the periscope in the oven at 0:05?

[Taxrenn93]

O.o...that toaster's a power bottom.

[meal2go]

what song is that that starts at 0:13?

[XIIIBAER]

My question to Quizno's is, WHY DIDN'T HE PUT HIS DICK IN THE MACHINE! I WANT ANSWERS!

[Ravengaurd6]

@XIIIBAER He's not doing that again, it burned.

[MrMaster5555]

Notice how when scot said "I'm not doing that again, it burned" he looked down at his dick.

[MrMjrocks4u]

he REALLY wants that sandwich in him , lol

[pellebee]

wow, extremely homo-erotic!

[ilkemudkips]

lmao i remeber this haha soooo funneh then they changed it :c

[skyhawk431]

Quizno's is required to remind you that the Weighted Companion Toaster will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Toaster does speak, Quinzo's urges you to disregard its advice.

[sdmitch16]

@skyhawk431 Dude?! Shay's comment just below yours!

[ShayminQueenReviews]

Tv Tropes will ruin your life...but, it's worth it for this shit. XD

[winxclub4ever1]

@ShayminQueenReviews

.....im from tv tropes too. Do you know how many damn tabs i have open ?!

[LuckyStar334]

@ShayminQueenReviews AMEN.

[hebrewsmeanjoe]

I'd do Scott,

[imart9000]

Not that I'm even close to offended by this, it takes way more than what's going in here, but I really can't believe this spot made it to air! Although it achieved their goal if getting people to talk about it nationally with the shock value

[RazorbladeBaby]

'sup, Tropers.

[Dortegagarcia11]

EVERYONE HERE THIS!!!!!!!! When Scott says,"Not doing that again,IT BURNED."HE WAS LOOKING AT HIS CROTCH WATCH IT AT 0:04

[colareaper]

OMG. This is that "trojan tri phoria" commercials are just wrong...... but hilarious.

[LifesProtagonist]

Who's here from TV tropes? Don't be shy!

[TheWritersDiary]

@LifesProtagonist Hey there fellow troper!

[HarrisonOdell]

Put it in me, Scott...

[celtickawaii57]

@HarrisonOdell That sounded so gay it made Hetalia look straight!

[JiggyJP100]

Scott likes that torpedo up his chiddy bang bang

[MigeulP]

Is that Clancy Brown as the talking oven?

[ratchets1000]

TOASTY!

[xCh34pShOtx]

I can't believe they can have this on tv but not the word SHIT

[freshPrincess626]

@xCh34pShOtx

probably because this is the kind of thing that goes over kids' heads, but is funny to adults. unlike a blatant swear word, where a kid can learn it, repeat it, ask about it...

[directorbeau]

@freshPrincess626

its just a word, fuck....chill out

[freshPrincess626]

@directorbeau

0_o uh... i was just sayin

[oneupeleven]

@xCh34pShOtx It's actually banned from TV.

[rundotbat]

greatest commercial ever

[iamchris4lifefan11]

....pause

[alternitivepat]

oh my god XD

[Moonchipz]

@TonyRJ1989 No, I'm saying that you're not gay if you watch anime.

[agongaz]

sodomites

[Moonchipz]

@TonyRJ1989 You're right, it's not.

[DethFan1]

Epic win for random spyglass at 0:06!

[IsisIfe]

@DethFan1 lol completely missed that

[ANTHRAXCUDA]

Put it in me.. Scott

[Exarian]

I'm afraid you must say it sexier, Scott...

[SoulReaperSlayer19]

@TonyRJ1989 yup its not....

[SoulReaperSlayer19]

@TonyRJ1989 well you enjoy it bro, hope thers plenty of "mayo" on it for ya :)

[LonelyaLavonaj830]

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[SoulReaperSlayer19]

gay oven is gay! lol im never goin to "Jizzno's" again...

[QueenAnime99]

Scott x Oven = One True Pairing. :D

[TheEllampalli]

Why does Scott say "Toasty Torpedo?" like he's never hear of one before?

He has one in his hand.

[playboymutterfickaa2]

wtf is that spyglass at 0:06 ?

[FieryRedDonkeyOfHell]

@playboymutterfickaa2 lol as if you noticed that!

[Mr1Puff]

@playboymutterfickaa2 lol it is wtf. That is so random.

[Chance1116]

@playboymutterfickaa2 its a subliminal reference to penis i would assume. put there to acquire your attention on like a primitive sex craving level, i suppose lol. idont exactly know how that would make you hungry their sand wiches though. i mean, it was no accident their must be a reason

[misael689888]

Best commercial ever!!!

[MidAbsentia]

what is this i dont even

[JiggyJP100]

Is the oven a guy or a girl?

[GropeTheFatOstrich]

I wonder what burned

[left4deadXD]

look at about 0:06 seconds you see a subliminal message from a telescope from a sumbarine

[pookiewook]

THIS is the commercial that people have been going on about?

really? pfft, who cares if the oven's gay....jeeze.

it is a little inappropriate, but it's certainly better than a lot of other ads out there

i wonder if people would be this irate if the oven was talking to a chick...

[LocksAndChains]

That oven's a power bottom!

[XxbellatragediaxX]

@LocksAndChains Rofl!

[sspoonbenderr]

:14

Yeah gurl.

[DekuDemon]

Yes, it's gay. Thanks for pointing that out, everyone. I totally didn't notice.

[hamstergeisha76]

Those Quizno commercials with the ugly mutant rodents were much funnier than this.

[catarinamer]

This is why no one eats there. They'd have better business with no commercials at all. XD

[dogloveproductions]

@catarinamer but this commercial made me want to go get a toasty torpedo...

[CherubicGuardian]

Not going to Quiznos again lol

[yintsunami]

Can you imagine his coworkers? "Like, I walked in on Scott f*cking the oven the other day!"

[Noromongrel]

@yintsunami Yeah, I knew there was something up with Quiznos. Now I know it's the schizophrenic employees having their way with the kitchen equipment.

[zangetsu9196]

Now I know what they put on their subs.

[sisco1989]

this is hilaious

[Vote4Taco]

"Put it in me, Scott."

[kelman438]

fuckin gay oven. never gonna eat there at JIZZMOS

[iTsANeX]

Put it in my Scott

[SicklyChickens]

Not doing that again. *looks down* I burned.

[Toughguysdontdance12]

0:05 Subliminal shit!

[Uruya6]

PUT IT IN ME SCOTT

[Bastardozer]

Mark from The Room? Or perhaps his even lesser known brother..

[deadforever99]

0:00 to 0:07 WTF O_O

[chuckwontdie]

0:14 that shit is sooooooo slutty

[nubzy10]

i bet people that eat this sandwich must feel gay to put it in their mouth

[sameerdias]

I prefer this ad to the Quiznos creepy singing cats commercial..

[Cubelarooso]

Does nobody consider the oven could be a deep-voiced female oven?

[Zetos]

@Cubelarooso Baha

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

@Cubelarooso "You really wanna see what I look like on the inside?" :P

[TranceAnton]

now i want to eat at quiznos <3

[Blackcloud288]

I dunno whether to laugh or cringe.

[OgnarPliskin]

This caused my local Quizno's to be shut down!

[barkchun]

at 0:05 theres one of those submarine look out things. You see a quick glimpse of it when it goes close up to the oven, but then it disapears.... wierd

[lisalisa49]

makes me wonder about the secret sauce

[AJF786]

I love this commercial. It makes me so hungry and horny.

Scott: "I'm not doing that again, that burned." *looks at groin*

Oven: "We both enjoyed that."

Oven: "Put it in me, Scott"

Scott: O_O

No acronym can accurately describe my merriment.

[Kunami]

@AJF786 "No acronym can accurately describe my merriment" is pretty much the best thing I've ever seen written in a YouTube comment.

[moonodude17]

Only four dollars...

[Ahdree23]

154 ppl have been in the oven, lol

[MNBluestater]

Oh, I get it , periscope...sub sandwich.... For those that don't what poster's are talking about, there is a subliminal image of a submarine periscope at :06, scroll between :05 and :06

[MNBluestater]

Is that a Toasty Torpedo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me

[MNBluestater]

His reaction after "Put it in me , Scott" at :16 is PRICELESS ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Psychocide]

lmfao this gay-ass commerical xD but its funny though, however i am wondering why the hell they didn't use a female's voice? it would have been so much simplier and "sexier"

[moonodude17]

@Psychocide I don't think it would have been as funny if the substituted the male voice for a female one. And that "Put it in me, Scott" line... maybe the stove's love for 12 inch-long throbbing subs was a blessing in disguise (no homo)

[Psychocide]

@moonodude17 well like i said, it would have made more sense since a girl oven would go hysterical to put a 12-inch "thing" inside of her

[TheGuitarsNStuff]

Oven: Put it in me Scott. ;3

Scott: O:

[meeplem]

Put it in me, scott.

[Chernobog2]

Forbidden love between man and machine...

[douchmasta]

did this actually air?

[AxjionAlesandres]

@douchmasta yeah it aired.

[36cheese36]

00:05 - 00:06 spy glass.

... wtf? o_e

[RadRosa89]

"put it in me Scott (;"

hahahaha

[khamn13]

The worst part about this video is that one year later comes Axe Clean Yer Balls.

[salvagebar]

My God, it's full of pornography.

[mouse264]

What happens when Scott's boss walks in on this?

"Dear god, Scott, what the hell are you doing?"

"Uh... making toasty torpedos?"

[mouse264]

What happens when Scott's boss walks in on this?

"Dear god, Scott, what the hell are you doing?"

[EMOdies125]

this ish so funnnnyy XD

[FallOutGurlCliche]

Sooo, gross! But it's sooo funny!

[Quadroblitz]

If you freeze-frame, the parascope actually seems to FADE OUT, this HAS to mean something, like...rabbits are plotting to destroy all squirrels and steal they're fur for HAIRBRUSHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!exclama­tionpoint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TehSexualDeviant]

"Scott, I want you to do something."

"Not doing that again. It burned."

"We both enjoyed that."

Oh good lord, the innuendo!

[Nandezbot]

scott, take your god damn dick out of the oven for chrissake.

[fashizzleg0720090]

Lol love it

[mshades]

I know what I want after watching that, and it ain't a sandwich....

[snintendowmn]

quizno's makes best commercials ever

[BenBates13]

lol theres a like some submerine telescope at 0:06 lol inside the oven

[EliteZ96]

@BenBates13 lol

[steveo451]

that was sexy?

[fugie27]

something else in this... at :23 the sub package shows only as saying "pedo"... coincidence? you decide.

[Carbonboost7]

So the oven wants Scott's hard... and wants Scott's... to be cooked in the oven...

[GrimVisage]

that's funny, when I was in germany my oven kept telling me to stuff him full of jews

[Bruinfan97]

this has that's what she said written all over it xD

[whoo689]

Did Scott stick his dick in the oven??

[mouse264]

@whoo689 Well, we have toasty torpedos, don't we? ;D

[zaengo]

@whoo689 yes, i believe he did stick his dick in the oven.

[Seiga]

@whoo689 That's why he said "not doing that again, it burned" and looked down at his dick

[MrKdx220r]

i want a blow job from that oven

[stocker104]

put it in me

[aeolus2989]

well this definitely makes me want to eat at Quiznos.

[QVrat123]

Makes you wonder if the mayonaise on your sandwich really is mayonaise

[QVrat123]

i saw this commercial once and i remember my jaw hitting the floor when the oven said put it in me, i only saw it once on tv i guess they pulled it when they saw how dirty it was

but damn thats hilarious

[SoaringEagle2005]

Put it in me, Scott...

[TheGuitarsNStuff]

@SoaringEagle2005 Harder...Scott. :)

[TurboTarg]

My my, Hal has really gotten worse over the years. lol

[RayquazasLilGirl]

what the hell...?

[WelcomeToGoAway]

No matter how many times I see this I always laugh at the periscope @0:06

[thrasherandrew]

i use to get turned on when i saw this commercial.

[Rocketryman]

This commercial is so... GAY!

"Put it in me Scott!" And say it sexy when you do.

[toasterovenreviews87]

@Rocketryman I've to agree with you