MY BIBLE IS AUGMENTED

[straydogontheroad]

Possesed by the ghost of L?

[RaiKov]

Initial reaction: EXCUSE ME, BUT WTF ARE YOU DOING?

Latter reaction: In nomine patris, et filli, et spiritus sancti

[Lollocide]

excuse me, but wtf are you doin?

[Wezzipooh]

All excorcisms should involve arm-chishels.

[TheRealCluelessOne]

@Wezzipooh need those arm-chisels carve them stone crosses yo.

[Motion63O]

what res are you using?

[TheRealCluelessOne]

@Motion63O I had the game up in 1920x1080, but this was recorded half size so 960x540. That should be the resolution for most of the videos save for shit that runs like butter in which case I'll switch to recording full size if I remember to.

[GhostFreeman]

That was quite a HUMAN REVOLUTION

[bobalabo]

OMg

XD

O_O

[gearsnspartans]

At first I thought that note said need to shit....

[Arsenio108]

The trick is to ask for what u dont want then u can be like, "i never ask for this, but i wanted it." Ohh yeah!

[SzFeri82]

Hey you got all those augs and full power ath this stage of the game?

Not sure if cheater or just bought lotta praxis points.

[GarrettInShadows]

What a shame. I'm not big into books.

[hamsterman8]

the gravity has been augmented.

[unlessitsafarm]

what part of the game is this? i want to find the backround music

[MrUn1versal]

wow, Exorcist mod?

[yorkyhunt]

Obviously Adam did ask for this.

[ishigoto]

0:48 Anyone else think it looks like he just punched him in the as really hard?

[CapitanPoland]

L from Death Note ?

[graph180]

Gravity fail....Issac Newton never asked for this.

[alexdachamp316]

contrary to popular belief..yes, i did ask for this..

[LOCUSTHATER666]

I definitely never asked for an augmented bible.

[asimioso]

Lol nice. But why is he 360 teabagging the chair? I never asked for this...

[anothga]

Augmented Bible? I never asked for this.

[BloodyhIdioth]

You never asked for this...

[eddydude100]

Deus Ex is the most awesome game i've ever played :)

And i see you play on PC :P. PC is the best platform like if U agree :)

[SzFeri82]

@eddydude100 PC for graphics + 360 Gamepad to lay back like a boss. (Yes even for FPS games)

[killdem10]

For some reason, I was laughing my head when he went to the wall and looked at the floating guy xD

[Mandragara]

SOMEONE ADD THE X FILES THEME TO THIS!

[xbox644]

I never ask for atheists.

[00napalm00]

I never asked for this.

-Jesus

[Trexmaster12]

Jesus?

[PatriotJoe]

I guess you could say he was.....High on life.

[spencer2468]

@PatriotJoe You missed very crucial parts of the joke, sir. The sunglasses and the YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH

[NSSDforever]

he didn't ask for this

[MrMoozic]

I just finished this game once, does it worth it to start it all over again ? Can you feel any real changes ?

[TheAnonymousBboy]

@MrMoozic I'm on my 4th playthrough. Needless to say, I love the game. I've played differently each time: a new difficulty, new playstyle, new weapons, and although it's the same story, I've definitely enjoyed exploring the different aspects. of the game.

[halodude5853]

what the hell

[ONNIHOLTTA]

HR is so awesome!

[xIcarus227]

what the fuck?

[shoplifting1is1fun]

What is it with this one enemy and glitches?

[JesusMontell]

Tebowing - Even unnamed baddies do it.

[SgtHydra]

Exorcist 3: Ghost in the Machine

[NonstopRam]

Is this a fun game?

[Sakke1245]

@NonstopRam I think it better than the first game

[NonstopRam]

@Sakke1245 Can I snoop like Sam Fisher?

[FCM47]

0:17

"I never asked for this..."

[iPootis]

the power of augs compells you

[Tarik360]

pfft, that's nothing! My Qur'an let me swim on land while reading it.

[MrAppleby56]

Meditiation Augment... I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!

[TheMushrumable]

I HAD THIS GLITCH TOO!

[ArnuxsGaming]

I have never seen this in game...

[Treblaine]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS ME!

[ApB0993]

All he wanted to do was spin in circles while bobbing up and down, then you go and stab him in his pooper how rude.

[AndyRaslan]

Thumbs up if you wish Adam Jensen used the "turn into Samuel L. Jackson" augmentation and gave that motherfucker some Ezekiel.

[chipmunx]

A cyberpunk Exorcist-themed game would be pretty sweet.

[lambdacstrikesback]

does he sucks on his thumb?

[Lizzard343]

Lol @ the Nigerian scam email.

[MisterJIFF]

what mission is this?

[Zamorouskiwhich]

Can't a guy levitate in peace anymore...?

[MSteniente77]

please send this to gamefails

[nullins]

I didn't ask for this.

[twirlingchair]

right in the cajones mang! 

[AlexNuchiha]

When Adam jensen comes after you: Go fetal, suck your thumb, and revolve in mid-air LIKE A BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[alban402]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW ?

[TigerRifle1]

Gravity never asked for this.

[darkfiete]

wat is this i don't even

[QuoteSenpai]

The music fits perfectly to the situation...

[hahasopremi]

Meatspin...

[Bonnie1020Production]

if you access megan's computer at the start of the game, you get to read her emails

[RobertJoplin]

Best fetal position I've ever seen. Have to try it some time...

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

the horrible engineer's descendant

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

Is it me or does the background music somehow fit this perfectly?

[CptBomBom00]

this shows how to do exorcism.

[ThallesNinja]

I do that everytime when I'm about to be murdered

[Raynor9X9]

should have used a holy hand grenade

[AnimusPipboy]

Buy the game or destroy your pirated copy of the game or Eidos Montreal will sue you!

[OggyTheTiger]

@AnimusPipboy lol legitimate copy is what you buy in the stores lawl did you read his tags

[AnimusPipboy]

@OggyTheTiger Hahah yea i always read the tags and thats why i made the joke :D

[OggyTheTiger]

@AnimusPipboy :) My atitude is augmented

[chaz618]

I love the description.

[rengiil777]

1:06 Read, it explains everything.

[hahasopremi]

You spin me right round baby, right round...

[KuraMad2000]

so it turns out, samas aran's super power bomb healing technique is an augment..... feel free to nerd out if you understood what I just said =b. Actually I just realized, maybe the game should be called Human Levitation Revolution?

[rezaka116]

He was a good man, what a rotten way to spin.

[WtFmAtE12244]

0:47 for fisting him in the ass.

[Starwrathful]

and what kind of powerup do you get if you pick up that guy

[TheRealCluelessOne]

@Starwrathful you get aids

[Trogdorbad]

@TheRealCluelessOne

Did you know that one of the felonies in Michigan is AIDS? Nothing in specific about it either - just AIDS. Also abortions and accepting wages from a prostitute.

[watsyurdeal]

@TheRealCluelessOne

Not to mention some wicked diarrhea

[quinnweller]

@TheRealCluelessOne You misspelled hemorroids

[epicmw2guy]

@TheRealCluelessOne

how did you get this game in june?

[warlockskz]

@epicmw2guy leak beta

[Dirf119]

@VithorDoGta A revolution is a rotation, and the game is called Human Revolution.

[kevin44371]

HOLY SHIT THIS LSD IS AMAZING!

[papabuscemeys]

>he went hulk and sent that shit flying across the room

oh god my ribs

[johnjoeba]

excuse me sir you seem to be floating

[CameronSabo]

Adam: I think my nano vision is bugged I need to see what he's really......... oh.

[maolike09]

FUCK aha

[BLANKMEMORYDATA]

what the FUCK.

[collingame]

He didn't ask for this...

[SonOfVietKid91]

augmented angel

[SirBlendalot]

You spin me right round♫

[snakept69]

Adam Jensen never asked for this.

[CombineHgrunt]

Human Devolution

[naierer]

...Is he spinning in fetal position? O.o

[nssaquinas]

OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[fluke01]

tags: completely legitimate copy dont sue me please

[FinalFantasyCenter]

@fluke01 LoLolOloLOol xD

[Kerensky287]

He never asked for this.

[oggmonster89]

@Kerensky287 what a shame

[signer0001]

Can't man just pray to hover and spin without some stupid aug shooting him?

[DarkArcz]

Deux Ex: Human Rotations.

[SlimGamer05]

The fuck is that? XD

[salamirterra]

He's got the spinning top augmentation

[dredful00]

I don't get the Revolution joke.....

[ruskodotcat]

@dredful00 Because he's a Human and he's REVOLVING.

[SashaSexyfur]

His augmentations are augmented.

[MsCpcheats]

This video might convince me to become Christian :\

[TheHicks24]

the bibble is the best book ever

[OSeuKumiama]

dem tags

[AlexNuchiha]

When it all goes to hell, go fetal, suck on your thumb, and hover LIKE A BOSSSSSSS!!

[rmysterio80]

meh fuck christ

[Xtos1989]

Jensen: I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMON! This house is clear.

Demon: I never asked for this...

[spacemanisaac]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[Dissidia4Evar]

This video's tags are augmented

[masterpengun]

i bet you where like wtf then started laughing

[MetalPh0enix]

See a floating crack addict... stab him in the ass

[Ebrainiac1]

He never prayed for this.

[Samandx]

he is getting high

[TheMetalgear911]

poor guy...he was just trying to levitate. :(

[MrWildtizzle]

My jesus is augmented.

[jennx18]

my first reaction: WHAT THE F*CK IS HE DOING?

[davelantor]

I AM NOT TRAINED FOR THIS SHIT !!!

FUCK IT ....

WE DO IT LIVE !!

[0902studios]

he got an augmented Icarus Hovering System

[BushFries]

They said I could be anything,

So I became an Item

[MasterChef306]

"Just don't do anything crazy."

Too late.

[shinyrobotblues]

He didn't ask for a possession!

[TsukuneXKurumu]

BEGONE DEMON!!!!...-looks at dead body- whoopsies

[flashxm1]

Floating like a genie lol

[N00b1n4T0R64]

reverse polarised icarus landing system

[7BeAsT9]

He was meditating and you killed him u BASTARD ! WHY!? WHYYYYY?! :D

[grey2fox]

is......is he.....sucking his thumb?

[Wulfenstien1224]

you spin me right round baby right round

[Taktical11]

I never exorcist....

[EffroyableMat]

What a rotten way to die

[xman2008]

Where exactly do you get the spinning-ass-rocket aug?

[monsternazi]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU and may I say FATALITY!!!!!!!!!!!

[smcphee101]

looks like the electric monk from mortal kombat mythologies.....anyone please let me know if you think the same

[SRXTeam8888]

I don't always perform exorcisms but when I do, I prefer a lethal takedown.

Stay human my friends.

[Dumpstermuffin1]

after i killed that dude i lifted the fridge and dropped it on him LOL

[Aradim90]

Someone can't even rotate in peace.

[Loopyloony1]

WHAT A TWIST - M. Night Shamalyan.

[Dirf119]

Deus ex: Human REVOLUTION

[Chayraz2]

@Dirf119 You plagerist.

[mjnecho]

Nyan punk...

What a shame.

[Smile4theCrosshairs]

According to DEUS EX, you don't need an old priest and a young priest....

[Demiurge22]

And that, folks, is why drugs are bad.

[GeminiContractor]

He was trying to be L(Death Note), but he ended up levitating and spinning... :D

[BenProductions1000]

Is this what guards do when there not around anyone?, Float and spin?

[ArnuxsGaming]

WTF

[ForcefighterX2]

How the hell could anyone vote thumbs down on this scene!? :-D

[iatemeatwad]

@ForcefighterX2 purity first radicals maybe???

[ForcefighterX2]

@iatemeatwad damn your right! Forgot they're everywhere.

[5xOver]

Pfft, fucking show-off...

[that1dude0092]

@Shhsshs he's not welcome here....

if he can sneak around then he is

[LuyenDarkness]

How did you get your last battery to charge?

[ForcefighterX2]

@LuyenDarkness every battery will recharge itself as long as it's not completely depleted (the most actions tend to deplete one battery at once though). The only exception is the first one, which will recharge even then.

[ericon52168]

Open the door first. THEN put the fridge there

[Rotouzi]

0:48

His balls never asked for this...

[96goka]

@Rotouzi he hit his leg not balls )