haha wud u say ur one of those people who dnt discriminate, u just hate every1 equally? convicts stopped coming here in 1848, there are still some people who were stolen children, they r a lot older now but they wudnt 4get the hardest time in their life. gud on Rudd for sayin sorry, Howard totally ignored it. We all gotta stop being proud people and lending a helping hand. u tlk bout aboriginals going to bottlos all the time. rnt aussies known as bogans? the country that loves a gud beer n barbi
The british didnt migrate to australia, they sent all thier convicts to australia. So really the white people in australia have no business in that country at all. Their all suppose to be behind bars. But then again the whole world is run by demons..and lets not forget the jews.
Whites are treated like second class citizens in Australia and abos get treated like kings and queens. Its disgusting that voul race has done absolutely nothing to benefit the world.
Every other country, where the Indigenous ppl have been mistreated, abused physically, mentally, sexually and spiritually, have all made treaties with the Indigenous ppl. Get it together Australia and realise the fact that a treaty is what needs to take place in this country and education for ppl like "VeganActiv" who most probably sees the small % of Aboriginal ppl being stereotyped on tv. Your wife is raped, child taken away or killed, you have no rights, I think you would be fucked up too!!
wongutha22, the common Australian doesn't have any power when it comes to treaties and aboriginal affairs (government issues) so stop bitching about other races and take it to parliament.
You're so right, Education is in dire need but for people like me, worry about your own people they are the ones with the lack of education. Perhaps with a proper education you and your people can make a new beginning.
"ppl like "VeganActiv" who most probably sees the small % of Aboriginal ppl being stereotyped on tv."
You don't have to turn on your television to see these stereotypes, just go to the local shopping centre, bottle shop, ATM, walk path. there is bound to be a abo, asking for a cigarettes, money, your car, anything. You'll find it isn't just white people that are getting pissed off with them either. Even your own are turning against them, that says something doesn't it.
Thats the biggest load of bullshit ive ever heard, there is no excuse to be as degenrate as the overwhelming majority of aboriginals today, it happened in the past fucking get over it.
it didnt happen 5 generations ago the last babies were stolen in the mid 70s
indigenous ppls were considered flora n fauna didnt have the right to vote an therefore regarded as non human until the 1967 ref n lkin ova the comments stil regared as subhuman theres more white ppl on welfare then indigenous ppls. its the oldest livin culture in the world40000yrs plus n all u mob c is drugs alcohol n violence at some stage every1 lived like us u could be learnin from us instead of tryin 2 wipe us out
fyi its is the oldest LIVING culture in the world look it up. b4 u give an opion make sure youve been educated on the subject. and as for we all imigrants argument will it just doesnt hold water. evidence states weve been here 4 at least 40000yrs some even say 120000yrs. so u wanna compare just ova 200 yrs of occupation to 40000yrs of culture u gotta be jokin. i agree we all are equal i just dont think the proper respects have been shown. the apology is a step towards makin things right.
Ba ha ha, Why do Yanks try to copy other yanks portraying Aus. accents? Surely They can listen to a real Australian talk? I know they copy Crocodlile Dundees accent, but even that is poorly done these days and Crocodile dundee had a far reaching NT slant on certain words. Being from Qld, This would sound alien if I heard it- nothing like how we talk
I visited England, Scotland and Ireland a year ago and mate you whitefullas all sound the same. You just speak a bastard language of your mother land, the U.K. or Europe. You, along with the other migrants settling in my country, are Australian "citizens", you all came off boats. You had a cheek to call the asians seeking refuge here, "boat ppl". Well you lot are the first ones. HAHAHAHA!!!
Actually, your people were the first "boat people" next the dutch, after it was the British.
If it wasn't us, it was going to be
another western country who was going to settle in Australia, perhaps they might of killed all of your ancestors.
Also your people aren't the only people to be treated the way you have, if you look back far enough, everyone could claim "they stolen my land and people", so is it pity you want for your people? Or just land and money?
It's funny how someone is able to manipulate a comment about accents into a new 'aboriginal rights' rant. I do not care about your plight, as do many of the white populus, that don't strongly believe in either side of the story or interested in debating over current racial issues. So I'll just conclude- piss off dickhead.
there were 300,000 - 1,000,000 Abo's in Aus before the white man now there is under 50,000in 1885 1 Abo child scored highest score higher than 100 white children they took abos out of schools and then took them from there familys a little later on, I think they should say sorry and teach the kids in schools why there sorry.. Like the show its a good one but when talking about Abo's pick a topic you understand.
i completly agree i think that we should be teaching kids why wer're sorry and start reconciliation between white aus and aborigines it all starts with the schools
no, the aborigines were all like "ey bro gimme that petrol ay that shit look good, you got a smoke cunt? fuck ill smack you ya white trash cunt gimme ma petrol so i can sell it to feed ma famly down the servo, or maybe ill sniff it cunt, youse dont fuck with neville."
Ha Ha PC aside, that's how is it, not all but most. Sad I know, but true. If only they would stop crying wolf and get on with it.
Saying sorry was a necessity but now they have, when are they going to do something for themselves ? Want a hand out for a new car or maybe you've ripped down all your walls in your new house we just paid for? Here have some more tax payers money to piss up the wall.
And all of you that scream racist, I know it's not all of them, but it's a-fucking-lot of them.
not a bad aussie accent. especially considering how hard (actors et al say) it is to copy. lets hope the oz natives get to build some casinos too hey?
found your channel today and subscribed. i'm gonna check if you did some stuff on Paul, Gravel, Kucinich, Hitchens and Chomsky. also the marine in okinawa who was jailed for 20 days (maximum allowed) and smeered for rape. then released after 20 days expired and she dropped the charge.amazing timing that one. lucky he's in japan=consent age=13
Yikes! I'm trying to check it every 4 seconds but I do tend to obsess. Thanks for all your efforts: voting, commenting, encouraging others to vote. Wow!
nah that new Dinosaur in Mexico its not true! we have a lot of Dinosaurs alive called : Politics!! and all they are from the PRI (Republicans... mexican version...) and all they sucks...
I'm too short for the competition at 5'2" (plus I think I'm too old and a variety of other such things not the least of which is cellulite and so on).
But you're very kind. :) Once upon a time I wanted to be Miss America and then have my two younger sisters win too because then I (we) would be TRIVIA, one of my main goals in life. Now I'm just going to have to swim the English Channel or something.
A vegan Tyrannosaurus Rex? I smell PETA's hand in this ... oh, and while we're all apologizing for stuff, I want an apology from YouTube for not having a date for Valentine's Day. And that Gnooze T-shirt you sent me? I think it had smallpox.
Look at this beau-ti-ful dinosaur! What a magnificent animal. As you can see she's bit cranky but its ok cause she's a veggie. Let me see if I can just stuff my finger up her nose.. come here girl *SNAP* O cricky!"
I just went over to that project breakout website and registered just to vote for Marta. I ain't planning on voting for president this go around, the first time I'll skip voting since I was was old enough to vote, but voting to get Marta in the DNC seems more important to me somehow than which of the available losers will get to play in the White House for four years. Go Marta! Rah Rah!
Thank you so much Zach! I really appreciate it! I'm a mix of excited and nervous... I tend to be a teensy bit obsessive so I keep checking the contest and I need to stop. If it's meant to be, it will be...
So THIS is the how they throw BS news at teenagers...Keep watching Gnooze, then you will graduate to Fox News. Regardless, you will be anything but informed!
They who? I don't target teenagers or any demographic for that matter. And to put things into perspective for you, this is a satirical, roughly 3 minute internet show.
Additionally I'd say there is far more information in 3 minutes of gnooze than 3 minutes of FoxNews. Media watchdogs like Journalism Enterprise agree.
and it takes like maybe 1-2 hrs to produce and post and respond to stupid comments like this for a 3 minute youtube show? Spotted you on revver, cute, keep it up, and be nice to republicans pleez.
...oi vey, this election becomes more nauseating by the day, glad ron paul is still in the race, else i'd have no reason whatsoever to keep involved, as for sorry day, hah, someone actually said sorry to me yesterday & i was like, um, why? i dont even have children! anyhoo, keep up the amusing work xx
we love you MC. Of course we'd vote for you. We want to see your take on all of it. It'll be fun for us. Making your life funner is just a great bennie.
right, like that was the point... they got there and are like, "what a dry wasteland this is... lets' go home... wait, wait, there are indigenous people that need our help to become civilized... and yeah, besides, they won't let us leave. I swear I didn't steal that bread, I'm innocent!
Enough about the Aussie accent, lets talk about the DINOSAUR ONE. I'm thinkin' that was the Prehistoric version of a hippie!
As for the voting stuff. You're welcome. At least for my 30 votes. :lol
Not that I would have ever even KNOWN about Project Breakout unless you'd mentioned it, but I think if I'd just stumbled upon it, you probably would have still gotten the 30 votes anyway. Nothin' against the other stuff posted there, but it ain't The Gnooze.
BTW while Congress has never issued an apology for slavery President Lincoln, Clinton and Bush the junior have all commented on the evils of the African slave trade at offical ceremonies.
5 Stars, as usual Marta, thanks for the gnooze! But honestly? All your gnooze is great reporting but you do the best impression of a plant eating dino chillin' on the beach I have ever seen...lmao!!!
Aboriginal Assymilation! That's the Borg's Pervue!
Was that new dinosaur found facing to the north,like it was trying to get into what would become the United States? maybe the US was a great place to be,back then. And,how soon before the crowds around Hillary,sound more like chirping crickets?
You, a squirrel eater? No way; Huckabee, on the other hand, yes. "...play the guitar and eat some squirrel." Hilarious stuff! The slogan is more like, "Watch out, all you squirrels out there, the Gnooze is coming after you!"
LoL I love these new ideas... give us money for school which we pay back. Ha! change is coming soon. The new dinosaur sounds like he his part hippy. Hippysourous or chillapusrelaximust. 5/5 great stuff woman.
(OK, I was going to go with the 'I'm a little teapot' deal, but this made more sense. Damn it is a bitch when my comedy muse leaves... all I've got to show for it is an empty bag of doritos and a half eaten sandwich...)
Wow! Hadn't thought of this in a loooooong time but your comment made me think of the Lion King when the hyenas are cracking up over one of them saying Mustafa.
"Oooh say it again, say it again!"
Hope whatever is causing your laughter to be painful abates soon!
Your Aussie Accent SUX
alapietranik 3 months ago
I just wanna be a beach bum LMAO
cellardoor70 3 years ago
sorry we gotta lend a helping hand somehow. n dude that chicks attempt at an aussie accent bombed haha.
elliebreen88 3 years ago
haha wud u say ur one of those people who dnt discriminate, u just hate every1 equally? convicts stopped coming here in 1848, there are still some people who were stolen children, they r a lot older now but they wudnt 4get the hardest time in their life. gud on Rudd for sayin sorry, Howard totally ignored it. We all gotta stop being proud people and lending a helping hand. u tlk bout aboriginals going to bottlos all the time. rnt aussies known as bogans? the country that loves a gud beer n barbi
elliebreen88 3 years ago
Are you drunk when you go on the air?
stereo32 3 years ago
The british didnt migrate to australia, they sent all thier convicts to australia. So really the white people in australia have no business in that country at all. Their all suppose to be behind bars. But then again the whole world is run by demons..and lets not forget the jews.
warriorkingruler 3 years ago
Whites are treated like second class citizens in Australia and abos get treated like kings and queens. Its disgusting that voul race has done absolutely nothing to benefit the world.
14skippy88 3 years ago
You're in Disneyland buddy. You obviously don't live in Australia.
groundnpounder 3 years ago
Bringing civilization to complete zeros..... yes, evil, evil! lol
northernstate1 3 years ago
White Australians have to deal with the fact that Australia never was white and with non-white migrants flooding to Australia, will never be white.
Mbantua 3 years ago
@Mbantua It is white now we own this land and there is nothing you can do about it :)
Superstrat1990 6 months ago
@Mbantua who said it's not white? only a majority population has to be white to make it white so shut it negger
KindOfMorbid 4 months ago
Every other country, where the Indigenous ppl have been mistreated, abused physically, mentally, sexually and spiritually, have all made treaties with the Indigenous ppl. Get it together Australia and realise the fact that a treaty is what needs to take place in this country and education for ppl like "VeganActiv" who most probably sees the small % of Aboriginal ppl being stereotyped on tv. Your wife is raped, child taken away or killed, you have no rights, I think you would be fucked up too!!
wongutha22 3 years ago
wongutha22, the common Australian doesn't have any power when it comes to treaties and aboriginal affairs (government issues) so stop bitching about other races and take it to parliament.
You're so right, Education is in dire need but for people like me, worry about your own people they are the ones with the lack of education. Perhaps with a proper education you and your people can make a new beginning.
VeganActiv 3 years ago
** but not for..
"ppl like "VeganActiv" who most probably sees the small % of Aboriginal ppl being stereotyped on tv."
You don't have to turn on your television to see these stereotypes, just go to the local shopping centre, bottle shop, ATM, walk path. there is bound to be a abo, asking for a cigarettes, money, your car, anything. You'll find it isn't just white people that are getting pissed off with them either. Even your own are turning against them, that says something doesn't it.
VeganActiv 3 years ago
Thats the biggest load of bullshit ive ever heard, there is no excuse to be as degenrate as the overwhelming majority of aboriginals today, it happened in the past fucking get over it.
14skippy88 3 years ago
Get over it!
Why is it that MY generation is being affected by something that more than 5generations did before me?!
My tax goes to the Aboriginals, which goes to the bottle-o's.
Instead of debating we shoudl come to a conclusion; we are equal or we are not.
If we are not, then we should seperate. If we are, then we should stop talking about it and move on.
Either way I don't care, I just don't want to listen to the complaints ANYMORE!
Rhyeileigh 3 years ago
it didnt happen 5 generations ago the last babies were stolen in the mid 70s
indigenous ppls were considered flora n fauna didnt have the right to vote an therefore regarded as non human until the 1967 ref n lkin ova the comments stil regared as subhuman theres more white ppl on welfare then indigenous ppls. its the oldest livin culture in the world40000yrs plus n all u mob c is drugs alcohol n violence at some stage every1 lived like us u could be learnin from us instead of tryin 2 wipe us out
tokken11 3 years ago
I had to read that about 4 times over just to understand that...
It is NOT the oldest living culture in the world.
EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS EARTH IS FROM AFRICA!
Therefore, we are all imigrants. So while the British imigrated to Australia, so did the Aboriginals. Thus no one can claim it.
And what are we supposed to learn from 'you'?
We are all equal, just different. All i'm saying is SOME people abuse their priviliges.
p.s. learn some proper grammar... please.
Rhyeileigh 3 years ago
fyi its is the oldest LIVING culture in the world look it up. b4 u give an opion make sure youve been educated on the subject. and as for we all imigrants argument will it just doesnt hold water. evidence states weve been here 4 at least 40000yrs some even say 120000yrs. so u wanna compare just ova 200 yrs of occupation to 40000yrs of culture u gotta be jokin. i agree we all are equal i just dont think the proper respects have been shown. the apology is a step towards makin things right.
tokken11 3 years ago
Ba ha ha, Why do Yanks try to copy other yanks portraying Aus. accents? Surely They can listen to a real Australian talk? I know they copy Crocodlile Dundees accent, but even that is poorly done these days and Crocodile dundee had a far reaching NT slant on certain words. Being from Qld, This would sound alien if I heard it- nothing like how we talk
farooqq12 3 years ago
I visited England, Scotland and Ireland a year ago and mate you whitefullas all sound the same. You just speak a bastard language of your mother land, the U.K. or Europe. You, along with the other migrants settling in my country, are Australian "citizens", you all came off boats. You had a cheek to call the asians seeking refuge here, "boat ppl". Well you lot are the first ones. HAHAHAHA!!!
wongutha22 3 years ago
Actually, your people were the first "boat people" next the dutch, after it was the British.
If it wasn't us, it was going to be
another western country who was going to settle in Australia, perhaps they might of killed all of your ancestors.
Also your people aren't the only people to be treated the way you have, if you look back far enough, everyone could claim "they stolen my land and people", so is it pity you want for your people? Or just land and money?
VeganActiv 3 years ago
It's funny how someone is able to manipulate a comment about accents into a new 'aboriginal rights' rant. I do not care about your plight, as do many of the white populus, that don't strongly believe in either side of the story or interested in debating over current racial issues. So I'll just conclude- piss off dickhead.
farooqq12 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA thats funny!!! because its true
tokken11 3 years ago
there were 300,000 - 1,000,000 Abo's in Aus before the white man now there is under 50,000in 1885 1 Abo child scored highest score higher than 100 white children they took abos out of schools and then took them from there familys a little later on, I think they should say sorry and teach the kids in schools why there sorry.. Like the show its a good one but when talking about Abo's pick a topic you understand.
MercShinobi 3 years ago 2
i completly agree i think that we should be teaching kids why wer're sorry and start reconciliation between white aus and aborigines it all starts with the schools
honeycombqueen21 3 years ago
bad aussie accent but nice try.
djahfari21 3 years ago
no, the aborigines were all like "ey bro gimme that petrol ay that shit look good, you got a smoke cunt? fuck ill smack you ya white trash cunt gimme ma petrol so i can sell it to feed ma famly down the servo, or maybe ill sniff it cunt, youse dont fuck with neville."
Jonny593 3 years ago
Jonny593, your ignorance and literary standards, plus your knowledge of Aboriginal culture are embarrassing.
blusennent 3 years ago 2
You're not funny, Jonny.
Ilikemustard 3 years ago
Ha Ha PC aside, that's how is it, not all but most. Sad I know, but true. If only they would stop crying wolf and get on with it.
Saying sorry was a necessity but now they have, when are they going to do something for themselves ? Want a hand out for a new car or maybe you've ripped down all your walls in your new house we just paid for? Here have some more tax payers money to piss up the wall.
And all of you that scream racist, I know it's not all of them, but it's a-fucking-lot of them.
VeganActiv 3 years ago
aussies don't speak like that and clearly your not funny!!!!!!!!
Euzkadi9 3 years ago
Aussies don't, but blackfellas speak exactly like that!! Verbatim!! And it's not racism if it's truth.
allycat696 3 years ago
not a bad aussie accent. especially considering how hard (actors et al say) it is to copy. lets hope the oz natives get to build some casinos too hey?
found your channel today and subscribed. i'm gonna check if you did some stuff on Paul, Gravel, Kucinich, Hitchens and Chomsky. also the marine in okinawa who was jailed for 20 days (maximum allowed) and smeered for rape. then released after 20 days expired and she dropped the charge.amazing timing that one. lucky he's in japan=consent age=13
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjo 4 years ago
This is pretty funny good stuff.
mayaluvsmusic 4 years ago
As an Australian, I find that offensive. It's pronounced Zed!
ManBearPiglet 4 years ago 2
why are you so awesome... love the dinosaur inpersonation
nocafeine 4 years ago
fantastic Gnooze as always.
eng3680 4 years ago
People best get voting. Marta is starting to lose her lead on Project Breakout!
She's only leading by about 130 votes now. Which given the fact that people can vote in blocks of 15 votes per day is only about 9 people!
WileyCoyote69 4 years ago
"odd, freakish, nasal dinosaur" haaahaha!
redefiningcool 4 years ago
YAY I can vote 15 times a day ! damn I need a life !
XOXO!,
Wyckie
misslisaof3 4 years ago
wow, worst aussie accent ever!!
Tefer65i 4 years ago
But it was cute. You gotta know that it was cute.
DanPostropheL 4 years ago
oh screw you, tefer. she did alot better than most people.
and plus it was crazy cute... :)
redefiningcool 4 years ago
well cant disagree with the cuteness
Tefer65i 4 years ago
Love the Trex impression... Good one...
mobiltec 4 years ago 2
you are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monk4491 4 years ago
hmm
justplayman 4 years ago
Hope you get the job!
Ick69 4 years ago
This was a good one, hope you do well in the contest!
MBRHIndustries 4 years ago
Best Dinosaur ever.
TheBabyEaters 4 years ago
Thanks Baby Eaters! Missed you around here.
gnooze 4 years ago
we must get the vote out for marta. there's some competition advancing on martas lead.
geargemartin 4 years ago
Yikes! I'm trying to check it every 4 seconds but I do tend to obsess. Thanks for all your efforts: voting, commenting, encouraging others to vote. Wow!
gnooze 4 years ago
Your Dinosaur impression is totally hilarious. :)
positronicpathways 4 years ago
Thank you! I did a lot of research. With my time machine.
Not really.
I think I'm feeling punchy.
gnooze 4 years ago
nah that new Dinosaur in Mexico its not true! we have a lot of Dinosaurs alive called : Politics!! and all they are from the PRI (Republicans... mexican version...) and all they sucks...
Go Go Hilary rocks!
Hahaha Hipie mode on?! LOL
ChronoBreaker 4 years ago
The scientists themselves used the term "beach bum." I felt obligated to right by them. :)
gnooze 4 years ago
You will become a good anchor woman someday. Since I keep watching your entire videos all the time.
yestyle 4 years ago
Thank you Jesse! I really appreciate you watching! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
What do you say about entering Miss America?
You're single and you answer a question better than Miss South Carolina. Look into it.
Taking on Aussie talk. Nice one!
daveyork0 4 years ago
I'm too short for the competition at 5'2" (plus I think I'm too old and a variety of other such things not the least of which is cellulite and so on).
But you're very kind. :) Once upon a time I wanted to be Miss America and then have my two younger sisters win too because then I (we) would be TRIVIA, one of my main goals in life. Now I'm just going to have to swim the English Channel or something.
gnooze 4 years ago
Just as long as you swim it in mermaid costume, then act real silly and stupid when you win.
onemoregod 4 years ago
Finally found an accent you are having a problem with :-o
Still loving your gnooze and your obvious happiness. I dont even watch normal TV news anymore. Web is best.
tribble - from Australia
tribble666 4 years ago
Thank you tribble! And I'm working on the accent... sorry to disappoint! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
VegenisRexus, real pains when you invite them out to lunch.
ujdo 4 years ago
Hahahahahaha! "Ooooh yeah, I'm sorry, I, uh, don't actually eat anything with a soul...."
gnooze 4 years ago
how 'bout some news on hickabee. i'd like to know how he intends on making the US a theocracy. just curious
onemoregod 4 years ago
beautifully done on the segues.
norbu2006 4 years ago
Thank you very much.
gnooze 4 years ago
A vegan Tyrannosaurus Rex? I smell PETA's hand in this ... oh, and while we're all apologizing for stuff, I want an apology from YouTube for not having a date for Valentine's Day. And that Gnooze T-shirt you sent me? I think it had smallpox.
CommentorX 4 years ago
What?! Impossible!
gnooze 4 years ago
Look at this beau-ti-ful dinosaur! What a magnificent animal. As you can see she's bit cranky but its ok cause she's a veggie. Let me see if I can just stuff my finger up her nose.. come here girl *SNAP* O cricky!"
I miss Steve Irwin.
(you know, because of the aussie accent)
Northern5tar 4 years ago
Lol. I like the way you got the pronunciation of "beautiful" across. :)
gnooze 4 years ago
hahahhh marta's hilarious.
<3
redefiningcool 4 years ago
Aw shucks. Thank you!
gnooze 4 years ago
I just went over to that project breakout website and registered just to vote for Marta. I ain't planning on voting for president this go around, the first time I'll skip voting since I was was old enough to vote, but voting to get Marta in the DNC seems more important to me somehow than which of the available losers will get to play in the White House for four years. Go Marta! Rah Rah!
ZachsMind 4 years ago
Thank you so much Zach! I really appreciate it! I'm a mix of excited and nervous... I tend to be a teensy bit obsessive so I keep checking the contest and I need to stop. If it's meant to be, it will be...
gnooze 4 years ago
Hey! lol that's a good Aussie accent! ;D
scottmhoward 4 years ago
Hey thanks! I'm trying! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
So THIS is the how they throw BS news at teenagers...Keep watching Gnooze, then you will graduate to Fox News. Regardless, you will be anything but informed!
grimster888 4 years ago
They who? I don't target teenagers or any demographic for that matter. And to put things into perspective for you, this is a satirical, roughly 3 minute internet show.
Additionally I'd say there is far more information in 3 minutes of gnooze than 3 minutes of FoxNews. Media watchdogs like Journalism Enterprise agree.
gnooze 4 years ago
and it takes like maybe 1-2 hrs to produce and post and respond to stupid comments like this for a 3 minute youtube show? Spotted you on revver, cute, keep it up, and be nice to republicans pleez.
biukucanoe 4 years ago
obama obama oh where can he be?
playing cards with osama in their family tree!
...oi vey, this election becomes more nauseating by the day, glad ron paul is still in the race, else i'd have no reason whatsoever to keep involved, as for sorry day, hah, someone actually said sorry to me yesterday & i was like, um, why? i dont even have children! anyhoo, keep up the amusing work xx
squishydemon 4 years ago
Will do! Glad you find it amusing. :)
gnooze 4 years ago
A beach bum dinosaur!!!!!
Does it surf??
Was it named Jeff Spiccoli???
You are soooo much fun!!!!!!
Thank you!!!!!
proffmongo 4 years ago
Thank YOU!
Funny you should ask about surfing, I've had this mental image of a dinosaur on a longboard all afternoon. LOL
gnooze 4 years ago
Great minds think alike!!!! LOL!!!!
proffmongo 4 years ago
Voted!
feanoraz 4 years ago
Awesome! You rule!
gnooze 4 years ago
Hahaha I really loved the dinosaur piece. :D
Nothing wrong about standing in all that happy grass end eating a bit from it. ;)
Sad they extinct. ;/
Hack, I rather have a loving and caring Brontosaur for your president then a ruthless killing Tiranosaur! ;)
Snuilp 4 years ago
Thanks! Glad you liked it! Plant eater or not, the sheer size of them freaks me out! I don't even like cows.
Something in the eyes. I just don't trust 'em. ;)
gnooze 4 years ago
You know that they know I guess... ;/
Glove your show and shh.. The G is silent! ;)
Snuilp 4 years ago
LMAO- You're hilarious.
getonit123 4 years ago
Hooray! Thank you!
gnooze 4 years ago
ue awesome you deserve to win!
funbub 4 years ago
I'd never say sorry >: (
EnglishKeenan 4 years ago
we love you MC. Of course we'd vote for you. We want to see your take on all of it. It'll be fun for us. Making your life funner is just a great bennie.
cierrablue 4 years ago
Cierra = Too much niceness for me to handle.
Really. Thank you.
gnooze 4 years ago
Awesome dino impressions.
ALiberalDemocrat 4 years ago
Heehee! Thank you. They're heavily researched. ;)
gnooze 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Aussies shouldn't apologize for trying to civilize the Abos.
AnArticulateTroll 4 years ago
right, like that was the point... they got there and are like, "what a dry wasteland this is... lets' go home... wait, wait, there are indigenous people that need our help to become civilized... and yeah, besides, they won't let us leave. I swear I didn't steal that bread, I'm innocent!
pyrrho314 4 years ago
i like the dinosaur part. lol
lindieinred 4 years ago
I'm glad you liked it! Thanks!
gnooze 4 years ago
i voted for you!!!!!!
funbub 4 years ago
Thank you! That makes me so happy!!!!
gnooze 4 years ago
this is ok...
funbub 4 years ago
WOOOO HOOOO six guns up on the channel icon !!!!!!!
and looks like doing something different with the camera --- LOOKS GREAT !@!~!@
matrixcmitech 4 years ago
WOW! Thanks! We got a new light! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Love the beachbum dinosaur! Funny!
nerdfighter4 4 years ago
:D I thought it was hilarious that the scientists actually called him a beach bum.
gnooze 4 years ago
please do more accents
Oxygum 4 years ago
I'm working on it!
gnooze 4 years ago
Ahh! You always do the best dinosaurs! Always, always, always! =]
ShatterYourIndra 4 years ago
:D Heehee! I love that I have more than one dinosaur show. Thank you!
gnooze 4 years ago
Haha, we love it too, and oh yeah, your Aussie accent was awesome!
ShatterYourIndra 4 years ago
Your Aussie accent sounds like one of the terrible OutBack ads from the 90's.
WorshipVideo 4 years ago
I'm no dialect coach, that's for sure.
gnooze 4 years ago
Enough about the Aussie accent, lets talk about the DINOSAUR ONE. I'm thinkin' that was the Prehistoric version of a hippie!
As for the voting stuff. You're welcome. At least for my 30 votes. :lol
Not that I would have ever even KNOWN about Project Breakout unless you'd mentioned it, but I think if I'd just stumbled upon it, you probably would have still gotten the 30 votes anyway. Nothin' against the other stuff posted there, but it ain't The Gnooze.
WileyCoyote69 4 years ago
Aw shucks, WileyCoyote69... I cannot thank you enough for your efforts. I truly appreciate it.
And the paleontologists actually called the dinosaur a "beach bum." Ha!
gnooze 4 years ago
mikma was here
mikma 4 years ago
Hi mikma!
gnooze 4 years ago
another great video.
StuffMcB 4 years ago
Thank you!
gnooze 4 years ago
A Mexican Dino!
DeathRattle101 4 years ago
FTW!
gnooze 4 years ago
LMAO!!! This is the first impression I've ever seen of a stoned dinosaur. I trust they've named it Cannibisaurous Rex...
Moosie
anmoose 4 years ago
Heeheehee. I like your dinosaur name idea Moosie. :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Great show, as always! You´re going to be really big, really soon, I think. Please keep up the good work and thanks for making these awesome videos!
Nissie 4 years ago
Thank you so much Nissie! You're so nice!!! I truly appreciate the encouragement. It helps so much!
gnooze 4 years ago
lol was that a stoner/surfbum dino?
BTW while Congress has never issued an apology for slavery President Lincoln, Clinton and Bush the junior have all commented on the evils of the African slave trade at offical ceremonies.
"We took you rabies, it wasn't the dingos" LMAO
Silntthnkr 4 years ago
lol oops "we took your BABIES, it wasn't the dingos"
Silntthnkr 4 years ago
It was indeed a surf bum dinosaur. The scientists referred to it as a "beach bum." :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Sump'm that size is definitely gonna need a long board.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 4 years ago
5 Stars, as usual Marta, thanks for the gnooze! But honestly? All your gnooze is great reporting but you do the best impression of a plant eating dino chillin' on the beach I have ever seen...lmao!!!
ifxman 4 years ago
:D Hahaha! I just started thinking about giant sunglasses for said dinosaur.
Thanks for the 5 stars and super nice comment!
gnooze 4 years ago
Hello,Marta,
Aboriginal Assymilation! That's the Borg's Pervue!
Was that new dinosaur found facing to the north,like it was trying to get into what would become the United States? maybe the US was a great place to be,back then. And,how soon before the crowds around Hillary,sound more like chirping crickets?
On a quiet summer night? 5 stars
Blargaldalien 4 years ago
Hello Blargal.
Now you've got me daydreaming about quiet summer nights. Stupid gloomy winter. The sun did not shine one iota here in LA today. Blah.
gnooze 4 years ago
Snowed,slushed,rained in Rhode Island today. Coastal Weather might make us postal.
Blargaldalien 4 years ago
If you want to feel better, look up the weather in your home town. It's a frickin' mess out there.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 4 years ago
Advantage: IsaacBickerstaffEsq.
Correct you are. I am very spoiled. Also the sun is out once more so all is well.
gnooze 4 years ago
The Sun is out once more here as well. Big whoop. Now where did I put my frostbite screen?
In any case you might as well get used to it out there, you're stuck; 'cause NY blows and LA sucks.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 4 years ago
And Rhode Island is (the shape of) the armpit of New England.
Blargaldalien 4 years ago
But Florida proves the US is a man, which might be the only reason people from Tampa don't get stuck being called "Tampons."
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 4 years ago
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, don't ask what that makes Louisiana.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 4 years ago
A cockney accent in Australia, eh? I'm actually recording an Aboriginal story today as well.
qiranger 4 years ago
I just watched it! Good job! I had no idea tazing affects indigenous peoples differently...
And my voices are always a work in progress. Unfortunately there's no proof I'll ever improve. :D
gnooze 4 years ago
Yo, Mar-taah!!! Grrreat show -- best part was the beach bum dinosaur!
Keep up the great work!
New t-shirt slogan:
Gnooze: eating squirrel since 2007
hee hee
trevb38 4 years ago
Thank you Trevor! :) I was happy to see a dinosaur headline myself...
I like the slogan a lot, but does it imply that I'm a squirrel eater? Perish the thought!
gnooze 4 years ago
You, a squirrel eater? No way; Huckabee, on the other hand, yes. "...play the guitar and eat some squirrel." Hilarious stuff! The slogan is more like, "Watch out, all you squirrels out there, the Gnooze is coming after you!"
trevb38 4 years ago
that dinosaur bit was pretty funny. Oh that voting thing was kinda confusing. Do I have to register?
geekyvince 4 years ago
Thank you!! Sorry about the voting confusion... it does involve registering, but it's supposed to be pretty easy... any specific problems?
gnooze 4 years ago
Marta, Marta, Marta!
TheSumpPump 4 years ago
TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump,TheSumpPump!
gnooze 4 years ago
LoL I love these new ideas... give us money for school which we pay back. Ha! change is coming soon. The new dinosaur sounds like he his part hippy. Hippysourous or chillapusrelaximust. 5/5 great stuff woman.
2of6Solutions 4 years ago
Thank you!!! The scientists said the dinosaur was a beach bum - their words. Hilarious!
gnooze 4 years ago
Hilarious as always! Shmart and funny.
winger1212 4 years ago
Wendy! I just looked at like 6 of your videos in a row and then remembered I have to get back to commenting on my own.
Thank you! I think you're marvelous!
gnooze 4 years ago
so looks like its gonna be a obama/clinton ticket eh
jamminjago 4 years ago
australia to the aborigines- "oops are bad" btw it sounds like from your description, that dinosaur should be called tyrannosaurus chong.
geargemartin 4 years ago
Tyrannosaurus chong! Hi-larious!
gnooze 4 years ago
And, now, the Gnooze... with a hunnert poocent moh Dingo!
lilgrasshoppah 4 years ago
I had to read it out loud... bwahahahahahahahaha!
gnooze 4 years ago
Hi Marta!
YOU are my sunshine.
My only Sunshine.
You make me happy, when skies are Gray...
(OK, I was going to go with the 'I'm a little teapot' deal, but this made more sense. Damn it is a bitch when my comedy muse leaves... all I've got to show for it is an empty bag of doritos and a half eaten sandwich...)
Promise to try harder tomorrow.
Off to clik the links and vote again!
goobersayshey 4 years ago 2
secondedededed... etc :D
lilgrasshoppah 4 years ago
G - I like it! :) Skies are very gray here today. Boo. I like sunshine. Chock full of vitamin D and such.
Damn. Now I really want a sammich.
Thanks for link clicking and vote voting! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Ouch! It hurts when I laugh, and that dinosaur impression is SOOOOoooo painful!!!
Do it again. :-)
-dan'l
DanPostropheL 4 years ago
Wow! Hadn't thought of this in a loooooong time but your comment made me think of the Lion King when the hyenas are cracking up over one of them saying Mustafa.
"Oooh say it again, say it again!"
Hope whatever is causing your laughter to be painful abates soon!
gnooze 4 years ago
That's exactly the scene I was invoking. Good catch!
DanPostropheL 4 years ago
Woohoo!
gnooze 4 years ago
I don't like correcting people, especially you Marta, isn't it "Mufasa"? Any way, love the news... oops, I mean the "gnooze"
familyfunny 4 years ago
Whoops! You are absolutely correct! Thank you!
I haven't seen that movie in more than a decade I think. Goodness! I'm old!
gnooze 4 years ago