FailCraft #3

[2603metro]

I've met better opponents ranked 80 in Bronze league EU server. I haven't played SC2 in about 2 years though

[TheRickyman23]

T.T

[insanitywhite]

Lol! diamond?? in EU version you lose vs a Top 8 Silver Playing like this!

[JegolS]

Those forcefields are not that bad ... In fact the did help him more often than not. Really, I see pros do much worse forcefields and casters blindly support them too often.

[lordlong]

@JegolS they were garbage i mean those last two force fields costed him so much of his army! he made it so that only about 6 or so of his units were attacking the entire zerg army

[ezgftt]

nee-monic, not pneu as in pneumatic

[ezgftt]

Judging league on their apm at 4 minutes is fucking fail

[THEBIRDISWATCHING]

mnemonic didn't let victory slip through his fingers - he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

[hapayboy]

@conductor934 if you want some commentary from people who know what their talking about go to Huskystarcraft or day [9]

[hapayboy]

I was face palming the whole game, but not at the game at you, you fucking idiot.

[Conductor934]

@hapayboy i bet this guy raging is prob one of the facepalm players we just watched.

[Dimonication]

Hahaha it's funny.

[nerooren]

styrofoam league

[eloynba1]

the reason y he won is he had 1 and 1 upgrades

[UniMan87]

How can you have THIS bad decisionmaking :D

[keltar2007]

What a Morose

[commonurlz]

sand league

[PrimalEternal]

Zerg homeworld is Zerus, not Char -___-

[FiloJacobbb]

@PrimalEternal Zergs homeworld is char in the korpulu sector, they don't live on Zerus anymore because they move around.

[ExcaLiBuR1001234]

WOW HUGE FAIL!

[HouseDweller]

Wood

[jasper1141]

what a fucking idiot... -__-

[JeeMouseMan2]

tissue paper league...

[muffinbucketman]

MASS SENTRY SO OP

[DSetekh]

If there is a 'failcraft'be sure - one of the idiots is a Toss :)

[Lonely401]

protoss got so much money... why not make cannon? fail

[RomperStomper86]

08:17 he's forcefielding out the troops but IN the drones

[ALtymer]

lol I'm trying something

[contadocello]

That's a fail. kkkkkkkkk



[246trinitrotoluene]

Drinking Game Idea:

-every time HD says "Wood League (ya I know wood league doesn't actually exist)" take a shot

you will be very drunk after 1 video, in the hospital after a couple

[TwiIightShadow]

ever thought of a cannon? XD

[FuryOfTheSwarm]

IM INSANE, IN MY FIRST GAME I BUILT 16 GATES

[MegaDrMC]

FOR THE OVERMIND KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!! :D

[iusefacebookalso]

WOW. the protoss made my blood pressure go up...

[spfoohalo]

Omg why the protoss nvr cancel the upgrade

[nihonzukisam]

the protoss guy kepts on fights from which he should have retired, is not good at all at using force fields nor at saving them, and biggest of all fails, he canceled a pylon and a warp gate while he should have hurried to get a unit. well obviously he didnt know enough how many units he was about to face but canceling at such a moment is quite unbelievable.

[nihonzukisam]

diamond league ? appart from the big fail by one of the player, I would say not more than gold. Well maybe that's because I play on European server.

[MapleSinner]

Wtf you dumbass protoss -_-... I'm fucken sad .... Shame to protoss.

[Fangscream]

ommmggg I'm not even bronze league yet, and this guy failed so haarrdddd omggggg

[hiddejan13]

I don't get it why the protoss went on defence at 11:30 because if he would've just finished the extractors and spawningpool he would have won right there!

[kt3m]

one of my favorites

[Knafi]

mnemonic, change race.

[Gusterwoei]

really the epic fail protoss player

[AlexJustes]

Johnny Mnemonic it is an old but awesome movie (: (1995)

[cooketh]

This is the #1 fail.

[mdsklz]

wow

[ineedaname889]

This is what happens when niggers play starcraft

[MrArcadia67]

it hurts me to watch this :/

[TheFreshEC]

Funny, they are platinum or Diamond league and have a lower apm and a build style i use better and im silver. :''')

[billycorganisgod]

noobcraft hahahahaha dog shit league :D loved it !

[billycorganisgod]

noobcraft

[TmanRabey]

he can get cannons no?

[dav666777]

@TmanRabey I don't think I saw a single forge throughout that game o.o

[Asianl0v3r64]

I like the hydra headbutt!!!! :D

[brentbaier]

Headbutting hydra ftw!

[VangInVeins]

Omfg lol shouldn't had happen.

[Honethite]

Haha, we need MORE Failcrafts ! :D

[HappyEarlyBirthday]

HAHAHAHAHA

[mtEverest11O]

Not to be mean to this player but

WHY CAN"T U NINJA SOME PYLONS TO YOUR GATEWAYS???????

[crazygeek4296]

Dude it's insane that I actually find these FailCraft games more intense than most pro games xD

[RazzorAux]

Hey HD, I hear you are going to prosecute the chop shop that had your car. If you are going for less than 5k, try going on Judge Judy. That way, if you win, you are guaranteed a payment, cause the producers pay for the judgement.

And if you don't win, at least we all know who to cyber curse and swear at.

Keyboard Warrior that I am : )

[klabboy13]

i love these failcraft!!!! i subscribed because of these!

[Neojzx26]

@klabboy13 gogo to "when cheese fail channel"

[Tixter7]

No league.. he is not worthy of one.

[benjycap]

so cringe

[xSydVicious]

moss league

[PathologicalSmoker]

Air League.

[TheRoomy]

This is SO far below wood league. This is below shit league. This is below DURP league. This is below Corky from Life Goes On league. This is so far below any league that you spell league as "leeeeg" because of the sheer level of fail involved. It's "Even Jesus wouldn't save you leeeeg". You could've made this one the failcraft series finale it's so fail.

[TheRoomy]

HURR DURPA DURRRR MAH NAME IS NEMONIC HURRRR I AM TEH TARD TARD HURRR DURRRRRRRRR I CANCEL THE WINNING TO MAKE A PILUN TO CANCEL TEH PYLUN TO MAKE TEH GATEWAY CUZ I R TEH TARD TARD HURRRRR DURRRRR NOW I WILL SMASH MY FACE AGAINST A KEYBORD FOR 2 HOURS AND SAY I R PLAYING TEH STARCRAFT, HURRRRR DURRRRR DURRRRRR

Mnemonic should have been aborted. Jesus christ, this game makes me so furious. Nobody in the history of the planet has ever been this stupid, EVER. I hope he killed himself after this.

[jaktuu]

He had... a forge... one single cannon instead of that warpgate... and he would have won... WHAT THE FUCK!?

[Saelkhas]

Turd league

[BadatStuff]

/facepalm

This is Diamond?

I'm Plat and I sure as hell can play better tahn mnemonic

[a27forever]

If he had killed that fucking spawn pool. But nooooooo.

[NinjaSandvich]

Hey look! A good protoss!

Nope, just Chuck Testa.

[finzer2]

t'was indeed "an epic fail"

[fritzzie123]

Oh my gawd.

[ff7masta]

Thumbs up if you just watched Failcraft # 4

[keltar2007]

@ff7masta lol...glhf...Fuckyou!

[Lubie225]

lol zanghor wat a scrub

[ipmur]

Just one Canon at the expo instead of building a gate.

[darkzero967]

kill the spawning pool!!!!

[Pha4ton]

concrete league

[Thepatoexperience2]

@Pha4ton that actually sounds pretty sturdy

[kimjb95]

@Pha4ton not even fking plastic league

[VenomK23]

zanghor ftw^^

[PantsuPantsu]

Mnemonic! HE WAS AT LAGTV VIDEO!

[gygyman64]

This was a pretty nice game, I wish these was a show on tv, waaaay more fun to watch this!

[fernager1]

why did toss leave? he had the gateway, the cyber core, and the money to get a sentry! *sigh*

[rm04ever]

i lost a game with 20000 minerals a maxed 200 supply zerg units and probably 8 expansions while my opponent had 2 expansions only

i didn't knew how to detect a ghost with a nuclear yet :)

[RavensKrag]

@rm04ever The problem here is not getting nuked, it's not staying on top of your injects. If you had the larva, with all that money, you probably could have re-macroed in time.

Now, if you do what I did, and re-macro to max 3 times, and then still lose.... well that's a fail :D

[Jagetful]

wow its almost more fun watching this fail then pro replays

[stichri]

ahahahaha

[austindlee997]

GOD ANY OTHER BROTOSS BANGING THEIR HEAD ON THEIR TABLE?

[TheDefinedGamer]

@austindlee997 ... i dont think i have my head anymore.. I tear my skin off first... now im gonna chop it off.

HOLY SHIT... even a bronze cannon-rusher CAN win that.. WOWOW

[HansTheBoss]

Do I watch too much LagTV and Husky or is HD just copying other casters?

[outforsushi]

imho, this don't deserve a failcraft reward. Its simply someone who don't know how to play the game. I would reserve failcraft for epic blunders, not due to lack of knowledge

[TheNinjaizer]

@outforsushi So you're saying the Protoss player didn't fail?

[Joe22c]

These are so painful to watch.

And it's not helped by the fact that HD keeps pronouncing Mnemonic (ie. "Neh-Monic") as if it were "Pneu-monic" (ie. New-monic).

That's ok, I still love you HD. But I must stop watching these failcrafts lol

[FabElCraft]

Toss is bronze?

He have more than 3 changes.



[FabElCraft]

Good, nice !

Ceep going !

Soo stupid toss :SS:S

[ComeLeVent]

Hd, excuse me, but at about 08:14, those forcefields were perfectly reasonable. His reinforcements were in range of the drones, and apart from that they didn't matter anyway - - the purpose of those forcefields was to keep the drones from escaping to kill them all! Pretty obvious. Please don't crticize for the sake of criticizing, that was not even close to questionable.

[AssFragger]

Is this bronze?

[krogaan]

that was a epic face pom 100% grade A fail lmfao

[kjuarez29]

Hilarious FAIL.

[Kogerii]

dat Z micro :)

[delta5297]

I think when the game's that frantic as it was at the end, making a few mistakes like canceling the Gateway is understandable.

[Nitro7676]

Lol 'And you should be fine...uh... "

LOLOLOLOLOL

[paulmackeral]

Lol, headbutting hydra. OP

[SilverGuy100]

7:32 Only if the Protoss player attacked the main....

[TheCheese9]

failcraft ? this is zerg wincraft

[Youzarzif]

lol thumbs up for headbutting hydra :P

[Koshak87]

2x facepalm incoming)

[808pita]

F-A-I-L to the max!!!!! xD

[JLMBfreafin]

Y U CANCEL THE GATEWAY AND THE PYLON?!

[MegaIcyChill]

sentry can kill 2 lings and 2 drones with a little micro real fail

[Starcraft2LuVa]

jesus christ i think i just shat my pants

[Zack0]

ima send u mine asap XD

[basseAEG]

I hate mnemonic.

[WakeMyBow]

epic fail

[zodiacr]

the most imparotant mniemonic was John Mnemonic!

[toolmant0]

enough minerals for a sentry*

[toolmant0]

it also shows how badly HD doesn't get whats going on a lot of the time. the second forcefield "mistake" was to keep the drones from escaping up the ramp, and the pylon was obviously going up to power the gateway....although cancelling it was pretty fail =/

[m0t3ki]

THis shows how better micro wins. lol.

[Neinhalt004]

ok, this is beyond retarded, I will go hang myself just for watching this

[ChaseTehFace]

This is what happens when diamond players meet Acid.

[spartnstarcraft2]

theres no way the protoss is high dia, low masters LOL that kid FFs like bronze

[ZeroOne85]

oh man!

[megamanxtc]

Crap Forcefields!

[picklejarzz]

wood league indeed

[VulcanLord1]

ok somebody help me how do i send replays (i really am in the dark about it)

[yeahknights74]

mnemonic was also on lag tv's when cheese fails!

[Maxxlenoxx]

Howcome I always end up playing against Platinum/Masters players starting new accounts and not opponents like Mnemonics...

[xmauiix]

omg, biggest fail ever!

[dic3ful]

id anyone else googled mnemonic?

[nesedig]

lol, i´m in plantinium and I have a apm att like 30-40

[eyewapeu]

LOL epic failcraft!

loved it HD!

[cryteeek]

Play Terran fucking noob, when your good play Protoss !!!

[ObservableFiction]

@cryteeek upsidedown world?

[BlizzardGamification]

It's a pain to watch noobs play Protoss ...

[foufoufun0]

damn it, I'm gonna have to watch them all to make sure my name doesnt come out

[DarkMageB8]

ive got a realllllllllly bad (for me) replay, where the terren lifted his base off to gold and absolutly raped me ill try and send it (silver leage)

[Ralloon]

That headbutting Hydra was Bawse.

[F10F11hm]

One of the many games which prove how AMAZING Hydralisks can be. Seriously, use that unit! It's insanely powerful vs Toss if there are no Colossi around.

[fatmaru]

derp



[drkmyst76]

lol what a game i was so into that one :)

[DibzIsHere]

The protoss delayed his cyber 20 seconds because he was microing his probe "About diamond or low masters" Fail... They were plat at best.

[medigoomnis]

LMAO this was freaking AMAZING...extreme facepalming action!

[apextwin]

/facepalm

[shawondemand]

LOLLLLL

[Maverick113012345]

wow that toss more than a noob hes an epic noob fail

[LittleZ1234554321]

i'd rather watch stuff like this than pro's who never make mistakes. It's easy to judge these guys, but when you're under pressure and taken completely by surprise it's easy to make mistakes in the heat of the moment. We've all experienced moments like this when coming up through the leagues lol. I wish I could pull out some of my old fails.

[ZekeWhiting]

Mnemonic is the worst Starcraft player in history!

[ZekeWhiting]

A base within a base?! O_O...BASECEPTION!!!

[LankanCasanova]

WOW im adding that guy just to laugh at him

[keepitsimple172]

lets make some probes NOT  ^^

[MrMatta02]

Awesome, but you should get someone else to find games for you. The commentary will be much better if you havent watched the games before

[azngen1233]

wood league is the league people don't play starcraft are in, they don't know any builds, how to macro or micro etc.

this hurt most of you huh? you wood league scrubs

[faaith100]

I lol´d when he cancelled the gateway.



[FreshSqueezedLoyalty]

Every second of this game made my brain hurt. By the end I had a stroke and seizure both at once and was flopping on the keyboard with drool coming out of my mouth.

[Daekoni]

wow.

[valentin6li]

It was actually quite decent play from both players most of the game! The Toss mostly screwed up in the end with the bad FF and cancellation of his buildings.

[Shredu]

CHAD MOTHAFUCKING JONES!!!

[TheEyesthatk1ll]

FailCraft is the story of my life. I should just send HD every single game I play!

[guitarcenter999]

he could win with his army, he fucked it up with the unnecessary forcefields

he could win microing those stalkers well, he fucked it up by not doing so

he could win with the gate way, he fucked it up by canceling it

he could win with the pylon, same shit he did with the gateway

he regretted it and built the gateway again and by this time God was pissed of giving away chances

[donnachaidh]

@guitarcenter999 I love that this comment was posted by someone with the username GuitarCenter... it's like the chain of musical instrument stores went out of its way to issue a PR statement about how fucked up this game of Starcraft II was.

[guitarcenter999]

@donnachaidh hahahah yeah, now even the music world is pissed simply just cause this guy, ugh God, can't say talk about it anymore, I'm a protoss player and seeing this, its painful

[darthspeaks]

@guitarcenter999 Maybe he was just having a very bad day. Or his parents were calling him constantly to empty the trash? Maybe his little brother was irritating him? Someone cannot play this terrible without a reason or something. Come on - the laws of the universe are being warped - he had all that advantage!!

Oh, the Prottmanity!!!

[guitarcenter999]

@darthspeaks haahahahaha yeah it has to be something along those lines, that's why I usually shut the door when I'm playing online, I don't want stuff like this to occur lol. Btw you should coin the term Prottmanity lol