and a cum stain and shit on his on his sheets. But that filthy old bastard sat cacklin and laughin wavin his slug in the air and by the look in his eye he made him now it was his time, everybody get the fuck outta here !!
I just got back from the Local Had to try the local brew And I ran into the local gossip And I learned a thing or two All about you local yokels And what ya get up to And he read me your pedigrees And I'll read em back to you The local chef's a poofter The local doc's a drunk The local priest likes little boys bums And the local cops a cunt I said the local cops a cunt
What is the name of the second song in this video
stitty931 2 months ago
WIth all the crap goin on here in the States, Kevin oughta change that line to the local COACH likes little boys' bums.
CIAfreak 3 months ago
i just love O.A.P. cock
003Jess 3 months ago
THE AVERAGE AUSTRALIAN YOBBO........GO KEV
sean41ish 5 months ago
Grandad's got a bone is truly Kev's Masterpiece. Why? Well it is funny, great rhythm and backup vocals, makes this song
Avatar230594 8 months ago
battered bananna hangin oot his pajamas fkin brill
ScReaMTBYH 11 months ago
and the local cops a cunt hahaha fuckin great
1992robertclear 1 year ago
and the local cops a cunt
1992robertclear 1 year ago
This guy is fuckn great!!!
adelacdcfan 1 year ago
Funny as fuck. The Priest likes little boys bums!!!!!
ziggyboy10 1 year ago
HA HA BRILLIANT
essexlamb 1 year ago
i lrrvvee this song
rubyrulezz 1 year ago
fuckin love these songs
urmummeandr2d2 1 year ago
and a cum stain and shit on his on his sheets. But that filthy old bastard sat cacklin and laughin wavin his slug in the air and by the look in his eye he made him now it was his time, everybody get the fuck outta here !!
aahhahahahah I love this guy !!
ChloeTheGayHead 1 year ago
Great laugh thanks for posting
bcarson1888 1 year ago
he's a dirty cunt but he made it funny
Avatar230594 1 year ago 2
legend
ems9 2 years ago
fuking brill dude
999rooster999 2 years ago
safe mate yr a fuckin legend flee b lee
9841471111 2 years ago
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giovannivella 2 years ago
lmfao
fanniebell 2 years ago 2
He might have had to use an alternate rendering at this particular concert.
CIAfreak 2 years ago
it is not The local kids it is The local coon
bleachking1994 2 years ago 2
The local mayor's a fuckin dickhead
His wife's the local snob
The local bank manager's a fuckin wanker
And so's the local cob(?)
The local sparky a fuckin cowboy
The local plumber's makin a mint
The local undertaker's a fuckin weirdo
And the local lawyer's full of shit
(chorus)
CIAfreak 2 years ago
The local bookie's a shonky bastard
Local races fuckin' reek
LOcal publican otta be fuckin hung fer waterin down the piss
LOcal poli's a fuckin gin jockey
and here's somethin else I know
the local cricket teams ain't worth fuckin shit
the local footy team's a fuckin joke
(chorus)
CIAfreak 2 years ago
The local butcher's full of blowflies
Local dogs are full of fleas
The local barber's a fuckin butcher
Local coons are fuckin thieves
The local caryard's a fuckin ripoff
And so's the local show
And the local cop's a dead set cunt
But I mentioned that a minute ago
CIAfreak 2 years ago
Local races are fuckin rigged (fixed)
animagus1 2 years ago
That's what I thought he said, the website I got the lyrics from had it different. THe same with 'cop' rather than 'cob'. I copied and pasted though.
CIAfreak 2 years ago
And so's the local cop
animagus1 2 years ago 2
CIAfreak 2 years ago
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CIAfreak 2 years ago
This will be me at 100, LOL
CIAfreak 2 years ago
and as for the Local, well that could describe any number of little-shit towns here in East Tennessee.
CIAfreak 2 years ago
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
straffster2 2 years ago
what his the local song use to say the boons are fucking thieves
Ultizer 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
its not boons its coons
ABOZ bruu
mskrystaljonas 2 years ago 2
this song is awsome
essej0992 3 years ago 2
hhahahhah
jacksawjames 3 years ago 2