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  • 0:58, awesome!!!

    

  • im capable of fucking ur mom

  • I would FUS RO DAH :)

  • um...what's the square picture with 3 smaller squares and dots in it?I keep seeing it everywhere but don't know what's it call

  • What i'm capable of?

    Sleeping

    eating

    work.

    There. :3

  • If I had those powers I would go to a store and buy a RedBull and take a sip and fly in the air and yell "REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS!!!".Or if someone says something bad about Old Spice body spray I would yell out "POWERRRRRRRRRRR!!!" and blow him away.

  • I'm going to see this for the third time on Sunday. This movie is like the best movie I've seen all year... and I thought Fright Night was the best movie this year.

  • Dane Cook < Dane DeHaan

  • I can jerrrk off with my left hand

  • is coll

    

  • Y U NO SHOW TOPLESS GIRL?!?!?!

  • 0:56 OMG that scene was SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sickk movie 

  • its alright if andrew hurt all those people....he is the apex predator

  • FUS DO RAH

  • The Ring of Gyges

  • @Scourphiles actually there are alot of good stuff they didnt show that will be in the dvd! :D

  • QUIT SPOILING THE MOVIE YOU DERPS.

  • @kzlll444lit Trust me, NEVER read the comments of a movie you plan on seeing on youtube. go to a review site or something, because this place is FILLED with spoilers. :/

  • I can cover myself in vasoline and pretend im a slug yayyyyyyy

  • @jjharris1996 I want to see that part :D

  • @rapler1 its a deleted scene, but it will be in dvd

  • Why did the topless scene not make it into the movie? :(

  • @rapler1 theatrical version dosent show the whole movie you know

  • please subscribe

  • is the government sayin we have POWERS that were capable oF DOING IM Confused but it would bE awesome if it was True and the GOVERNment wouldnt say shit... theyd find the very same secret shit AND TAKE OVEr damnnn

  • i am capable of eating a sandwich, and women are capable of making said sandwiches

  • @deathjudge2006

    He throws the car by accident because of emotions and heat of the moment. He goes crazy idehtifying himself as an apex predator quoting he is triumphant over the weak

  • I haen't seen the movie. Why exactly does Andrew start going crazy like when he made that uy go off the road.

  • Andrews Amazin!

  • I have the telekinetic powers to slide a door by walking past them in supermarket's entrance...

  • shut up and get killed andrew -_-

  • @cooladre Andrew's death was really sad. :(

  • @Palafico3 Steve Rules!

  • @xLean94x Yea. I was really bummed when steve died cuz i thought he had alot of potential and was going to go places. andrew's death was really tragic for me because it's hard to see a kid like that be so tortured and pushed to the edge like that. He didn't deserve any of the shit people took out on him. I guess you could say I relate a bit because i used to be kind of a social outcast. His story could've ended happily if he'd just ran away to Tibet or something. :(

  • @Palafico3

    not surprised by steve's death a good 80% of the time the black guy dies first if he is not the main character

  • @thatpizzakid Lol yea but at least they didn't show him as some stereotypical ghetto kid. It's nice to see that they can show black people that are successful in movies now. :P

  • Im capable of wanting SOME POWERS!

  • @TheToster222 me to

  • I can fart so hard it smells swell as make it painful.

  • How come 0:38 wasn't in the movie?

  • @Chucktanium ikr, went to watch it today and I was looking forward to that bit :(

  • @Chucktanium a deleted scence

  • @Chucktanium scene*

  • Steve is the strongest out of all he would've killed Andrew before Matt

  • Tbh, theres enough for a sequel.

    1. Matt's still alive. He want's info and swore to get it.

    2. Everyone saw Andrew use his powers and killed. The government couldn't keep that secret hidden.

    3. The crystal is still there. Some one is going to find it.

    I'd rather not see some alien prequel for it and a sequel with someone else using the powers.

  • @rasenganinfinity2000 I'd rather not see a sequel at all, it's amazing as a standalone but they shouldn't push it.

    However if they did, they should spend a really long time on the storytelling, because that's usually where sequels fail. The storytelling in Chronicle was epic and the pacing was very well thought out. Hate to see this turn into one of those epic movies with a shitty sequel.

  • its just the make over of superman i mean read the comic books

  • u r all dumb they r going to make Chronicles 2 becuz its the story of superman

  • @stephenreplogle You are...... joking, right?

  • @orihalchon I believe he is attempting to troll somehow. There are absolutely no similarities between the movie and any story of Superman lol.

  • i cant make a video of it but i Can however go around a house and examine every room in the house and then when i am done doing that i can walk around the house in my head SOO.. basically i have a REALLY REALLY good memory

  • 0:39 ...

  • im thinking why? so that someone, government or whatever can use my powers, experiment with them and whatever? lol really?

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  • wow if i have this power just like from the film because i wanted those powers for a reason >:( because of what CN cartoon network done something fucking horrible to nicole watterson i would use that power to crush them the spoon episode has funny thing but the last was not fucking funny to me it hurts my heart and my feelings that what they did to nicole :( it really hurts my feelings so i decided to destroy all humans with that abilities

  • @sionjones686 me 2 bro, i feel and share your pain. I feel the same way about cops and the government.

  • @bluestormx4 yeah if the cops and the goverment did that again to my favorate characters their going down so me too bro i feel the pain of my feelings

  • "Yes, it WAS the black guy this time." rofl that shit had me rollin'

  • @zozma38 sorry for sounding dumb, but i dont get the joke?

  • 0:03 YEAH BA BLING BA BLING the only reason i went tosee this movie cause the guy says YEAH BA BLINg BA BLING

  • I can blo up and rejoine

  • On 1:21 that was chemicals cuz I saw the whole movie also steve and andrew died

  • @K041302 I already saw the movie.. But stop spoiling the movies for others you asshole.

  • and i saw it so tell me someone?

  • 1:22 what was that thing???????

  • Sam pepper brought me here

  • I wanna fricken see it so bad!!!

  • You guys think this was better than movies like Super 8?

  • @MrPyroguru yeah, this is a very good movie.

  • Im double jointed

  • this movie is awesome its th shit

    

  • Okay, I haven't seen this movie yet but, Here's what I want to know, Did the Special effects look fake in that movie, tell me some of the parts that was sad, and when they went in that Crater or whatever, did it show what was down there that zapped them and gave them those powers. Tell me if it did or not, if it did don't tell me what is was.

  • @1438219 I will answer your questions

    The special effects are amazing for a low budget movie like this. You can really see how the character TK powers advance over the story' especially Andrew. Even if the effects were bad this movie is so much better than the shitty high budget movie's hollywood keeps spitting out.

    And two yes they show what is down there I don't want to spoil it for you (you can reply back and tell me if you want me too) exactly what it is remains mysterious though.

  • @MrMeddyman hey!! its kewl of u to not spoil it for ppl :) but i would love to know what is in the hole in Chronicle!! :D spoil it 4 me, plz!!

  • @bRoKeN21JuGGaLo Ok the three main characters go down into a hole and go down a really long tunnel and at the end of it is some kind of blue crystal structure. It makes these little noise and when one of the characters touch it, it turns red and throws them out of the hole. when they go back the hole has been covered and blocked off by the government. What the crystal really is was kept secret on purpose for sequel potential, at the end one of them swears to find out what it is.

  • @MrMeddyman Well, i hope it doesn't have a sequel. I already like the conclusion, but i also like that it was kept as people's guess and mystery to think about :D

    If they made it, they've ruined it. Think about it like this - So Matt is looking for what the crystals is => Matt have found it => that's it, nothing else. If they've added up something unnecessary into the film (let's say the military also got these powers), they've ruined the whole point of these three's Chronicle for an answer ;)

  • @orihalchon Yeah there isn't much to go on for a sequel. I don't even want to know what the crystals are exactly because that ruins the mystique surrounding it.

    Like if they told me oh it's actually a sentient crystal that thinks it's God handing down powers to people so that they can exterminate their species and breed more super powered humans and that evolution never really existed these crystals actually just change our genes through natural selection.

    Me: That's cool I guess

  • i watched its epic

  • Looks EPIC 

  • It's pretty cool and its actually pretty sad 

  • Well... i can perform some of wolf instincts, but my cousin can perform cat instincts! If u dont believe, than i will add some videos! :/

  • WHAT SHOULD I SEE THE WOMAN IN BLACK OR CHRONICLE PLEASE REPLY BACK

  • @theRocker7861 Chronicle, that movie was fucking awesome and has its sad moments and very, very intense. Its a must watch.

  • @theRocker7861 most definatly chronicle

  • @theRocker7861 Chronicle. Go watch it. Women in black is good but Chronicle is much more fun to watch.

  • fact: the uk is full of fagots

  • I can eat black liquriosh with out throwing up

  • @allant800 you literally just blew my mind...

  • THE CAR'S NOT REAL! ITS A 3D MODEL LOOK CLOSELY!!

  • i can make farts that they could use for the army

  • i can piss my name in titanium :D

  • how come some people say that is was great? it comes out this friday.

  • Wha'ts name the music on first second ? sorry i from poland :P

  • i can listen to rebecca black songs all day long

  • I can cat daddy...

  • i can put 100 mint tictacs in my mouth but don't do it its like a explosion in you're mouth

  • i can bite my back

  • i can pit my eyier in hes ol

  • @danibanks8 What?

  • I can eat ramen noodles.  sWAG!!,!

  • I can play guitar, bass, piano, singer, Im compuser my owner songs, I can draw and pint nice stuffs, I can dance Balroom and Jazz, I can speak Portuguese, Spanish, and English to... and I did my first fantasy book...

  • @vuelo934 nice bragging bro

  • I can make people read this comment. BOOM! Wanna see me do it again?

  • I can swallow TWO tic-tacs at once!!! :0

  • My power is i know sonething that can kill people :0

  • I can make people slip over by scaring them on wet floors...

  • I can make my shit shoot out like a water gun

  • haha to bad people like me cant show u what we can do ¬.¬

  • this makes me mad and making a telekinetic person mad is a very bad thing to to

  • try it on cars trees and stores also insects but also with tities

  • 0:55

    i would use my powers to break things if i were angry :D

  • @sebbouck123 oops i mean 0:54

  • It looks like they got their powers from a giant blue glowing space crystal

  • I can sleep good

  • i wanna know wat the heck they found in that whole so badly

  • sdrawkcab epyt nac I

  • i can see

  • i can annoy people :P

    

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  • I can kill people by just saying die.

    (Someone drops dead)

    See?

  • I can breath

  • i can jump 6 feet in the air

  • it would be awesome to have those powers

  • Is the deadline just before the 1st of february? I need to know if I still have time..

  • @kishentanna Hi there, do you mean the deadline for the Chronicle Challenge? Last chance to enter was 25 January but feel free to show us what you are capable of anyway.

  • I have Google!

  • im the red ranger 

  • I can make people happy and sad.

  • i can sometimes predict what comes on tv. when it's something i want to watch. does that count?

  • i can use telekinises and its getting stronger everyday . . .may have something to do with the polar shift happening this year changing our consciousness

  • Do the talents have to be godly like in Chronicle?

  • I can have 3sums at will!!

  • @rum151ful For your powers to work you need 2 other people though? :P

  • @Warlockerylulz how do u no u need two other ppl ? :L

  • i can ingest dihydrogen monoxide with out dying.

  • I see living people

    

  • i can take massive dumps

  • Bring pain to others

  • I can bring pain but I have trouble holding back! I NEED HELP!!!!!

  • I"M ASIAN ! ALSO A NINJA!

  • I can take a bullet to the knee

  • yes i was the black guy this time hahahaha

  • i can travel forward in time. one second at a time though.

  • Armpit farts.

  • its typical that the 1 with the best power becomes a sith lord lol

  • I Would be a GOD....a God of War....

  • is it real

    

  • i can see my vains through my palms and i have dark skin so that impossible buti can O_O O_O

  • batman is better

    

  • I CAN MAKE HERBET NOISES FROM FAMILY GUY :}

  • i would so turn to the dark side if i had those powers.

  • I can walk.

  • I can tell my freind to do that same thing with the fork....But i bleed when it happens

  • I can FIREBEND!!! pew pew whoosh pew whoosh!

  • i can tell the akira fans to fuck off....

  • i can immatate any voice i want

  • But I can wipe my own ass....

  • so basically its Akira with Jocks...

  • @DanDood666 Damn, i am tired of basterds like you who claim this is a rip off of that movie, nobody gives a shit about the stupid animated movie

  • I will always know 1 thing you are NOT thinking.

  • I can watch this video... with no handle bars, no handle bars.

  • I can pee standing up !

  • I can walk on water. Seriously. I spilled a glass, and walked right on top of it.

  • i can see ghosts and actually talk to them. i've also seen demons and they have tried to take me over before but i stopped them before it happened.

  • haha this dude yes it was the black guy this time

  • I can poop blocks of cheese.

  • I can count to red..

  • I can wear a hat

  • i can also enter other dimensions with psilocybin and dmt and lsd and salvia and and and

  • i can smoke a lot of hash because the netherland are right next to my city!!!

    peace

  • I can make a tree not make a sound when it falls in the forest, but only when nobody is around.

  • i can make any girl squirt!