Serious Fucking Halo machinima Episode 1 Act I

[blurrx100]

this MUST become a series

[OmegaAnimech]

Tags say "How to debellend you penis"

[unsccoralsea]

anus...oh wrong vid...

[rndmguy001]

YESSSSSS!!!!!!

[DNj800]

are these the guys from sanity not included.

[rsk8abletv]

@DNj800 Only Lyle 

[ichigo787]

@DNj800 yep

[emocamvampire]

This MUST become a series

[alexanderhulse]

too many cliches i can't handle it

[ReznovRulz]

We see alot of machinima with poor writing but high production values. We also alot of machinima with poor writing and terrible production values. But we seldom see something with high production values and good writing. There was only one Machinima that I've seen with good writing but low production values. It was called Theta Phase from KPSpark. It's actually worth watching.

[sostoplane88]

this is serious...yea SERIOUSSSS

[narrowninja1]

gassy has the perfect voice for this

[jacobespo117]

IS THAT GASSY!?

[narrowninja1]

creatures???\



[maxgame9001]

center. gassymexican... right. Kootra. Left Ze (i suppose the one on the left is ze cause it sounds like him.)

[eternalninja0]

@maxgame9001 I think they are both Kootra

[MrDiglettdig]

You MUST help us win this war! Sorry what? I said the fate of the world is depending on--- No, what did you say after that? You MUST help us win this war. One more time? You MUST help us win this war. *Chuckle* Sorry i'm just not used to people using the word MUST in that content. You MUST help us win this war! Who talks like that? You MUST help us! Am I the only one hearing this? You MUST! Are you guys hearing this? You MUST help us win this war! Yeah ok, fine just stop. MUST!

[Qalifornicator]

DO MORE OF THIS!

ENTARTAIN ME!

[Jimmy9599]

YOU MUST HELP US WIN THIS WAR!!!!!!

[ThisisSigma200]

Why is "Sexy Meryl Silverburgh" In the Related videos?

[halliwedge]

GASSY!!! YOU MUST DO A VOICE OF CATS

[AtomicRiceGrain]

yea i dont think its going to be a series

[MisteroMikey]

@AtomicRiceGrain he said on a creature talk that he will make another episode of it

[TNT051]

oooh guy from sanity not included

[Rightyking]

Easily Tops Arby&Chief Machinima.

[Ninja21078]

@lalolalo005 gassy mexican

[Pspgamer789]

Y U NO MAKE SEQUAL!!

[RayisSHORT]

I'm just gonna guess Kootra is the other two people?

[BestNoobAround]

@RayisSHORT and the middle guy is gassy.

[MrElectricAssasin]

you MUST help us win this war.....you MUST help us win this war.......you MUST

[seanecw123]

@MrElectricAssasin Must!

[JerryL237]

FINE SIR I DEMAND MOAR

[damiengarnett]

You MUST help us fuck this whore

....

K

[chewysen]

we need part 2...Lmao

[supergirlgamer12345]

@chewysen give him time you want it to be funny

[chewysen]

@supergirlgamer12345 I know but it's been a really long time. I think he forgot about this or something.

[ShyGuy98100]

c'mon man...SAVE THE WORLD

[bobbyy2495]

were's 2 ?

[eternalninja0]

Holy shit. This video is fucking hilarious.... NEED MOAR!

[WPstudios009]

no wonder where i heard Guitarmasterx7's voice: he's from sanity not included.

[MrGoboka]

This shit is better than any modern movies because it's honest, and it's fucking hilarious, and not overdone hilarious...

[Shewaskilledbyahippo]

halo sucks

[ubermaster94]

@Shewaskilledbyahippo trolololololololololololololol­ololololololololloolololololol­ololololololololololololololol­olo to you to.

[ScopeTCR]

lol it would'v been hilarious if he said "Roll the clip!"

and then some halo porno comes up

[LMAOvidproductions]

Is Guitarmaster part of the Creatures? I didn't know! :O

[TerranWTF]

@LMAOvidproductions Who said that? I don't think he is... because then he would be with the creatures and they would add him in the channels thing on their creature channel.

[LMAOvidproductions]

@TerranWTF He is, I'm pretty sure of it. He's been on Creaturetalk a few times.

[TerranWTF]

@LMAOvidproductions I think i heard something about him being on the creatures but also something about him leaving the creatures... so i don't think hes in the creatures anymore. their creature channel got all the creatures that exist right now in the channel box thing.. And he isn't in there.

[eternalninja0]

@LMAOvidproductions Nah, he's just a friend of the Creatures...

[Ninjewdi]

What the fuck happened to this series?! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

*NOWMYLIFEISEMPTY*

[ElCabron889]

"MUST!"

[katnj822]

kootra, nova, lyle n dex, n all the other gaming and animation elites of u tube (like gassy mexican n slyfox hound, n... u get the point) should gather together to make the best video series known to mankind!!!

[lilywolftail]

@katnj822 Lyle was once a Creature so..that already sorta happened..

[silverycricket]

if this doesnt beecome a series ill be pissed

[ScopeTCR]

"We're in a war?"

*zooms out*

HAHAHAHAHHA

[KaiokenKaro]

@MrXGLWalker and john means penis

[MrXGLWalker]

27 people MUST help us win this war.

[jason8897386]

"Even if I kill people at some crazy action hero rate you could accomplish the same thing with a carpet bomb run" lol so true.

[NineTailed599]

LMAO. The tags, "How to debellend your penis"

[Drives31forhalo]

hoever voted down fuck u

[chuganoz]

We need moire heroes like this guy.

[DoodDC1]

Wait John Fawkes?

Is that supposed to be a reference to Jon graham? Or just a name?

[MrXGLWalker]

@DoodDC1 John Fucks

[AceKrana]

@DoodDC1 I think it was more of a reference to Guy Fawkes. He said his name was John Johnson when he was captured.

[MrHouseAddicted]

fking geniousxD

[TheBrutalhalofan]

gassy and kootra FUCKING AWESOME

[Lonewolf3394]

This is gonna be PHAWKING awesome

[NecroCOMs]

halo legacy = this but EVEN MORE SERIOUS

[mole4cutter]

You must help us win the war

[silverycricket]

REALLY OTHER RANDOM COMMENTOR AN ARROW IN THE KNEE JOKE

[MetalMike558]

Gassy, Kootra, i like where this is going

[moviebot9000]

MOAR EPISODES PLEASE

[ALeafMeBe]

COD ad on a halo machinima.... >_>

[DaEmonX555]

Must is improper grammar.. It's you have to help us win this war

[drudigger]

the must part gets me everytime ^-^

[korimo98]

Ok stop saying that.... MUST!!... You must help us win this war! XD

[TheWindowGamer]

Gassy, Kootra <3

[TheLustfulPanda]

i have been trying to get the "you must help us win this war" joke can anyone explain it? also whats the music that plays after the first person narrative

[Caoshunter23]

if sanity not included is not going to be released then he MUST post the second episode

[metroidx9]

I in joyed it. That's all u need to know pleas make more it makes my day after work and before i play games. I'm happy cause the way the guy in the vid reminds me of my self about 6 jobs ago an the vids u make make me wonder why i have T.V. if this is better thanks bro im glad your still making vids while some of the older Machinima makers gave up on us .

[DJSbros]

You "MUST' help us win this war. lmao

[2000qwe1]

THE BLUE GUY''S AMOUR IS Carter's amour

[ricepiratenewgrounds]

The "must" bit was great. lol

[XxRaN96xX]

make more!!!!!!!

[MRiSellDrugs]

ohaiGassy

[scottysas98]

is lyle a creature???

[gtafan110010]

@scottysas98 no

[xIITAXiIIx]

@scottysas98 wow really

[scottysas98]

@xIITAXiIIx on kootra's channel its says creatures on that list is says GuitarMasterx7

[Draggzilla]

You must.

[TheKnuckleblade]

I like this video because it shows me how to : Debellend my Penis

[H20BLUEWOLF]

who voiced acted the blue guy? he sounds ALLSOME!

[TheKh3331]

@H20BLUEWOLF GassyMexican !!! :D hes an awesome gamer

[jamesgrose510]

It's funny how the top comments are totally not Top Comment worthy.

[14megasxlr]

@H20BLUEWOLF ikr!!!

[CarlOreally]

@H20BLUEWOLF check him out!!

[1rk00l]

U MUST >:)

[KWolverine1]

HENTAI!?! O_o ==============================­>

[TravasNightfall]

You Must? or you must not?

[WyrmBlaster]

1:15 GASSYMEXICAN :DDD

[clichedalex54]

Were in a war?

Is that some kind of joke?

Is this?

[epicnessinacan]

@clichedalex54 Congratulations you just quoted the video....

[MrTypeo100]

i dribbled

[nicholasfrancis1]

is that blue guy gassy Mexican?

[TerranWTF]

@nicholasfrancis1 yes. yes he is.

[MrIigle]

lol @ blues voice

[HaloElite72]

The blue spartan has a sexy voice

[TerranWTF]

@HaloElite72 thats because its gassymexican

[ZainTheGatekeeper]

god i love gassy mexican's voice, it make this all the better

[DrCreeperz]

This better not be making fun of Red vs Blue... Cause I swear I found this fucking hilarious anyway.

[silentbl00d]

serious.., yea seriousffffufuffff

[arbiter587]

Does anyone know what song was building up when the dude said "you must help us when this war" cause it sounded like it's be a cool song

[tomcatm16]

Tags say How to debellend your penis

LMBO I thought for a moment it said... more tags: sanity not included Fucking Halo machinima guitarmasterx7 kootra xbox parody drama

[supersoniche]

Breaking the 4th wall has never been done so well.

[cockapoody4]

the good voice acting makes this hilarious

[19Instigator]

Serious....Serious

[sprudrats]

YouTube used to be a normal place till everybody started taking arrows in their knees.

[dualblade14]

@faction202 I used to watch your serious machinima, till I took an arrow to the knee

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@faction202 You MUST stop using that joke! MUST.

[faction202]

@dekuscrubbyfan888 NEVER  MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[stickfighter254]

SERIOUS,

FUCKING,

HALO MACHINIMA.

[DarkKuroPtera]

THE INTERNET!

ITS SRS FUCKING .... BUSNESSS!!!

[KantorekBaumerB14]

just like ma, i mean digitalph33r used to be make. mmm tasty shitty drama.

[GTFlippnPancakes]

You MUST continue this series!

[nanoco1000]

Is that GassyMexican?

[EliteXboxKing]

@nanoco1000 no derp

[ThtsWatSheSaid19993]

You must help us win this war!

[DarthMaVader]

you MUST make more of this

[itsmagnumb]

This machinima did not have any SERIOUS fucking in it at all! >:(

[JLPAG1]

ctrl+f search 9 LOL

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[rsims3rd]

is it me or did that sound like gassy and the guy saying yeah was nova or kootra

Fucking Creatures

Fuck yeah

[darkixdarkmaxter]

Why so serious? ):

[N3TZ3R0D0G]

NARWHALS

[Mariofan226]

Gassy Mexican FTW!!!!!

[saidshitt]

HE IMMEDIATLEY CLOSED THE DOORAND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING THIS MAY SEEM EMBARASSING BUT MY DAD IS SERIOUSLY A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN’T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET.IM STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[BepOriginal]

@saidshitt ...

[hunter398]

@saidshitt ...I...I have no experience in this...this is just...what the fuck?

[ShamoonX]

@saidshitt I CANT BELIEVE IT!! U"R SO GOD DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And about that moment,your dad will forget it.. in a year probably.lets say months...

[TheMysteriousKitty]

@saidshitt fap

[saidshitt]

JUST AS IM STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JHON HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX ON MY MONITOR FULL- SCREEN.

[saidshitt]

NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGED TO PUNCH ONE OF THE SPEAKERS SO HARD THEY TURNED OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE.

[TheKnuckleblade]

@saidshitt You're so fucking funny -.-

[saidshitt]

I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED “ OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH” TO GET BLARED THROUGHT MY HOUSE AT MAXIMUM VOLUME.

[saidshitt]

WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT –END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. IVE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[saidshitt]

MOTHER FUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING ANS EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE ALL OF A SUDDEN THERES A SHARP PAIN IN MY MY DICK LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED BY A SEWING NEEDLES I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK.

[crazygods4411]

@saidshitt damn

[yourmotherslover1056]

john fox are you ready to *big inhale* SAVE THE WOOORLD!!!

[jojoegamer]

SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

When is the next episode going to come out?

[MattFoxington]

I thought he was saying 'Mr. Fox' :(

[AlphaAGENT144]

That voice....Is that the guy from that street fighter parody SpazKidIn3D did?

[MrHyperionx13]

@AlphaAGENT144 i think its GassyMexican

[Afrojocable]

this is seriously the best machinima i've ever seen. amazing..

[psycosanches589]

(monotone) i must help us win this war

(normal) WOAH HEY i thought we agreed on NO HYPNOSIS

[yohavlik]

yeah, serioussssssss!

[WallyWadeMovies]

I'll teabag my mother for another episode

[RennieMonster]

Lyle?! O.o

[Furyx10]

plz continue it plz....ill subscribe :3

[syafiqu123]

i MUST like this and add it to favorite.I MUST!

[XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX]

you had me at fucking

[DooDLar2231]

YOU MUST!!

[paganini799]

@DooDLar2231

*deep breath* SAVE THE WORLD!!!

[lolownmania]

Cuz i am the main character, Of a Serious, FUCHKEEN HALOOOH MACHINEMAAAAAAAH! xD

[sostoplane88]

a serious fuckin halo machinima!!!! i laughed SOOOOO hard

[MrHamsterpower]

attention congratulations you are todays iphone 4s winner click yes button below to claim before time runs out sounds legit

[TehSkyDude1]

and kootra!

[TehSkyDude1]

Thumbs up for Gassy Mexican/Max Gonzales

[1997thehawk]

YOU MUST HELP US WIN THIS WAR!!!!!!!!!MUST!!!!!!!!YOU MUST!!!!YOU MUST HELP US WIN THIS WAR!

[ArticusBCC]

you stole kootras kill!!!!!!!!