Funny Sayings/Quotes

[TheJPuddin]

admit it.....u had to play this twice for the music and the pictures cuz i sure did

[tiffycat96]

do you know where i can get 1:59 on a shirt? XDl

[tiffycat96]

2:50 lovin' it!

[roga433]

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

[Warlock0622]

@roga433 ROFL that shit is EPIC, bro!

[Funnyasianguy2228]

say "I",spell "map" than say "Ness"

thumbs up if u get it :P

[DMDPA70]

lol have that 1 on my T-Shirt

if (_I_)'s could fly....

Thanks for sharing !

[mmendozacervantesful]

i say we you say suck!

[MrEntertainmentrules]

you have no idea how many times i almost pissed myself!!!!! then i did.....

[mArTy7805]

mute...........

[twinkie57401]

The one at 1:34 reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw.... Dyslexics - UNTIE !

[MultiMasterjake]

hey whats the song name and the begini

[jailbait1005]

"we live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do"

facebook status for the day!!!!!!

[puppycute20000]

How about this : A wife is like a diseaseu do what ever you can to get rid of it :)

[1xelmox1]

@puppycute20000 What If Shes Megan Fox ?

[TacoNoLetUs]

I hate when there are like 2 in a row u barely get a glimps of -.-

[mexiluvsw]

the one @ 0:27 made me laugh sooo hard at a library it was akward

[Warlock0622]

@mexiluvsw Awesome! lol glad you enjoyed it



[MarioThanksGod]

man it was so cool, way 2 go!!

[Warlock0622]

@MarioThanksGod appreciate it, thanks for watching!

[Manda101ification]

6:23 Haha Soo Truee >.<

[princessoflife868]

@Evonowns69 I don't get that one :(

[kAsHMoN311]

why do they skip



[Thebeauty03]

3:04 .. LOOK ALL MY FRIENDS ARE THERE :D

[drumergirl1011]

I lold at whoop se f****** doo!!

[tiffanycuevas28]

lol loved it!!!!

[SmanSharp]

There HILARIOUS, but could you make them a wee bit slower?

[21joshabercrombie]

joshabercrombie.yolasite.com/

[aeprince159]

thumbs up if he should of added "racoons are natures ninjas" lol

[princessdeneen]

i dont get it!!everytime i start this video a bunch of comedians voices come on!!ugh!

[siggyguy]

Lmfao!! Best vid on YouTube!! (in my opinion) where can I get that song in the beginning?

[tiesthatbindify]

lol i loved them

[jaceten]

But i smoke crack like a motherfucker...lmao

[G19315]

nice choices :)

[velcrostick]

"I didn't do it" "Then why are you laughing?" "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius". lol

[GothicVampireism]

i liked the credits

[Smurphette97]

The ending is funny.

[MegaSage7]

lmfao the cat in the hat one!!! F*ck this I'll be a stripper

[nickelbackhero19]

If a man is in the middle of a forest and no woman is around to hear him...

Is he stil wrong?

[LaDiiLaGrImAz408]

hahahahah @ .59

my friend got mad wen i said it to her

[Alice4ever96]

i ve got one 4 you guys hehehehe *you sir are a Fucktard

[letseatriceballs]

craaackkk </3 ..

[classicrockfan14]

attempting to give a damn.........

[TheBloggaholic]

what's up allll!I told my girl, If you cant live without me, Why arent you dead yet? ☺

[EDog991]

Hillarious. honestly lol

[getitz1996]

keep it cute or keep it cute

[mlgp7223]

luv the symble 4 marrige >:) girls rule

[progirl40]

3:26 I say this to myself all the time lol!

[ChloeDale5]

God bless!

[sublimechick1357]

A 24 PACK!!!!!!!!!

[emily91113]

haha ur a dumb ass

[KinGVinZey]

i dont get 4:19

[IPAWNMYQUEENS]

really good ones i loved them

[m0mbuster]

i loved them xD

[DatGuyNextDoor3]

the first "warning" sign, where did you find that? i want that to my web page :D

[coolmetaljj]

haha funny

[Muffler181]

4:34 My friend said the exact same thing when he was drunk and somebody tried to take a beer from him. he had never even heard it before. he made the funniest face ever when he said it

[catloveR2121]

2:25 lol my frend says that all the time

[100ceasar]

awsome

[Warlock0622]

@100ceasar thanks, very happy you liked them

[XxSweetgirl09xX]

luv em all!

[Warlock0622]

@XxSweetgirl09xX thanks :)

[Masonisanidiot]

1:35-1:58 is so damn funny

[jesusybrenda101]

cool

[TheOnlyG4MUT]

Lol.

Men- No shirt, no service

Women- No shirt, free drinks!

[FAZE1KSK]

ROTFLMFAO @ 7:58, holy shit, i dam near pisd myself....

[Kaez91]

what's the second song called?

[Warlock0622]

It's called "Go Fuck Yourself" I don't remember the band name to be honest LOL

[Kaez91]

lol... gee thanks for the insult. haha joking.

thanks, I'm gonna go download it illegally for my hearing pleasure now. bye :D

[re4ago]

@Warlock0622  Actually, no.... This song is "Backmask" by Mindless Self Indulgence.

[Warlock0622]

@re4ago i changed the soundtrack, sorry

[xMcNabx306x]

i saw this sign that said "have u seen this guy" i called them up and said naw haha

i love mine..

[wonderfrog07]

haha! :28

[Warlock0622]

thanks guys I'm glad you like it :)

[ben123422]

flying panda

[OutsiderGreaserGurl6]

i love that video.....

[IntoMyEternity]

hahaha funny

[jewbinator]

LQMS

[NevaStupifyMe]

LMAO!!!!

Ur so punny! xD

[banks207]

lol 2:02

[teenagergirls]

what is the name of that song?

[Warlock0622]

it is Littte Things by Rodney Carrington

[surberdis]

"don't annoy the crazy person" lol. I need that shirt

[Foofpup]

Me too.

[Elitesftw]

THIS KICKS ASS I LOVE IT!!

[icykid96]

pause a 0:57 thats messed up.. but all the other ones are good... 5/5 lol

[Warlock0622]

Glad you guys are all liking this video.

[DemonSquirrel96]

I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until i met you!!!!! Haha lmao!!!

[princess6906]

Awesome video!!!!!!! Very Funny!!!!!

[bunnyprincess90210]

LMAO 8:01!!!! so awesome!!

[brownbeane]

come to the darkside, we have cookies!!

hehehehehe

[missingyou4evr]

ha verygud and were did u get all these qoutes from? i would like to visit the sight

[Warlock0622]

Actually they were gathered over time from all different sites. But if you google funny quotes and sayings, you can find some really good funny sites.

[jewishalpaca]

is the lest sogn by mindless self indulgance and if so or if not wut song is it : D

[DainnX]

I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it ^^

[Warlock0622]

Yea one of my favorites lol

[AdAmStGg]

"I didn't slap you, I simply high-fived your face" one of ma faves xD

[Warlock0622]

Definitely a funny one..lol thanks for watching!

[ditzie14]

the swearing totall ruins the whole thing!! i think it would be soo funny w/o the swearing!!!!

[Warlock0622]

Sorry you don't like the swearing...but glad you liked the rest of it! Thanks for watching!

[poniesrule360]

i took a pain pill, why r u still here' lol i LOVE the steelers!

[KarlaCakesIsAFan]

but to make it clear i mean the first song!

the other ones are great too but i want the first one.

ñ_ñ

[Warlock0622]

It's Rodney Carrington, "Little Things that Piss me Off"....I think it's off the Nutsack album.

[KarlaCakesIsAFan]

zomg hahahaha

whats the name os this song...

is it on itunes???

ñ_ñ

[sportiishortiiXO]

lmao!

[Warlock0622]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[Foofpup]

lmfao

Hilarious....!

[Warlock0622]

Thanks, glad you liked it!

[HappyBunnyPoster1]

i amz a kid xd

[Warlock0622]

well, I am a parent, but not your parent lolz. SO I guess it's not my fault XD

[Warlock0622]

What?!?!?!

[halose]

biobibipnypjgdkngd'kg

[BadmanRecords]

dis song is jks

good job bredda

bless

[Leeburgers3]

Words to live by. I lol'd the whole vid, the songs are funny too.

[Warlock0622]

Thanks