Mad TV Wals Mart

[Amandaxbob]

I work for walmart...

[LedZepPwnsBieber]

0:49 - 0:56 the lady sounds like either Effective Shopper or Moped Woman from Happy Wheels.

[LauraJoettecj681]

hihi cute girl waiting to be discovered

[smartguest]

Psycho at 0:34.

[21roegrreeoergina32]

hiya Be kind and nice with me and I will be with you

[medaguy123]

Cut her clothes off! 0:17

[ambyleeful]

i used to love that smiley face!! /:

[YTMize]

hey, I remember this commercial

[Narcissus1216]

WTF! Everyone loves wallmart! Don't be stupid...

[LadyLoveOdora]

okay walmart is a little ridiculous but what would we do wthout it? plus i miss those smiley face stickers they use to give out

[BlueRaizen]

Its Zorro!!!

[AngelOfAuras]

i love walmart~

[SlimShadySyndrome]

They don't just slash prices, they slash skin.

[Kyle1850]

460 people watch watch saturday night live

[urmommaisfattt]

@Kyle1850 shut the fuck up with those gay ass jokes

[Kyle1850]

@urmommaisfattt why?

[bunnychaser2000]

If you started theres no going back if do not post this you will die i less then 40 seconds when you finish the time clock starts don't value your life an also you'll go to hell post on another vid let the clock time begin!!!!!

[ssfreakkk]

@bunnychaser2000 fuck you

[80z90zhouzemuzicgrl]

walmart sucks

[ssfreakkk]

@darkonk omg you're right, your mom's juice is on my hand, i mean name..

[darkonk]

@ssfreakkk lol gotta love bots that get in your account

[qualaytheman]

lol that was funny

[wwedude379]

@kersai lol u r rite

[martenLij]

@miguel10922 gasp...

[officiallymatthew]

Wow walmart did a good job of cutting out the competition cause i've never even heard of the store Abramson General Store. xD

[YeastyMuffin]

i dont get it

[IPlayLoudGuitar]

so that's how walmart gets rid of the competition :)

[kersai]

0:20 thats a WWE sign lol

[qan2211]

KILL ITTTTTTT!

[MrUntouchablity]

.......What the ****?



[TheGentlemanCreeper]

0:54 Is that the Witch from L4D?

[darkonk]

@TheGentlemanCreeper it sure sounds like it xD

[wheelmanstan]

its so true and you wonder why they got canceled, lol

check out a little film called "wal-mart: the high cost of low price" and you will see the truth, GOOGLE IT NOW!

[nicothegreat795]

i think that's why border patrol was invented.

[bloodlinehunter]

if stabbing a bitch makes money, i'll stabb snookie and justin bieber on the house!!

[heatproof014]

lol at 0:16 the star was a pentagram

[theasiankidz1]

lol

[pwd2login]

That does not look anything like walmart

[pyrogyra72]

NO wonder Wal-mart retired the smily ball.

[VMKjelly]

I remember this!!!

[HowieFives]

I like going to Wallmart and Fart real loud whlie walking pass people. Old ladies are the funniest they watch me like I'm the Devil LOL

[DevonteThatDon]

i wanna shop there

[MrJr15542]

I want to go to walmart NOW!

[472nicey]

bobs with a t mobile sidekick?

[Headshot568]

It's crawling up my leg kill it!

[hujimiwatchi]

AHH ITS CRAWLING UP MY LEG!!! KILL IT!!

[manco82]

Look I hate Wal Mart and I think this is hilarious. Wal Mart is a perfect store for the lower classes. I only shop at Neimen Marcus.

[smaaash94]

@manco82

The world doesn't care where you shop at!

[gokunarugo]

this is like chucky mart

[gettis500]

i think im alergic to blood now

[MyLifeIsCrazy]

Is this why they got rid of the smilie face? lol

[CrazyMarksta]

hilarious :P

[TeeRells711]

Lady at the end sound like left for dead witch lol

[EricW1063]

It wouldnt be nearly as funny if it wasnt true...

[sav1996can]

I'll never look @ the smilie face at walmart the same again! :p

[Nyugaboi]

is it just me or did the girl in the last that got poked in the eye sounded like the Witch from Left 4 dead

[FGH9G]

@Nyugaboi Holy Shit! Ur right! It sounded exactly like it!

[MrIce807]

So funny and SO TRUE!!

[PeepsRock309]

why so fuckin loud

[LivenLovenLife]

432 people work at Walmart

[blackfanta112358]

what the hell!

[FunWithBombs1]

Coming to a city near YOU!

[foof811]

I remember seeing this exact video 4 years ago, but couldn't remember what it was called.

[BROOKLYNPAPI96]

lmao

[mikeb344]

430 people work at wal mart

[chinguidinsky]

haha I work in walmart, and yes the happy face harasses me.

[peechyprincess]

The girl screaming at the end sounds like the witch from l4d. xD

[getchaNerdOn]

that's why I go to target

[mrtherad]

hahah that girl at the end has the voice of the witch from l4d

[alex970228]

that is one crazy as* smiley!

[sonnyred5050]

Wallmart = cheap assholes!

[Kalo5k]

0:20 Walmart or WWE???

[mikelikelexi]

That sucked and that is way tooooo bad f F U

[Appleisgreedy]

@yoyoshotstuff Wal-Mart is gonna destroy local buisnesses then they'll raise their prices on everything,making only upper class families able to purchase items.

[Eurrsk]

WORLD MART

[yoyoshotstuff]

Wal Mart is not evil they have a very succesful buisness that makes luxuries avaliable to the middle and even lower class. If thats not right, then WTF

[valleart]

@yoyoshotstuff Luxuries? things made in china with harmful materials? Almost nothing there is made in the USA... that is good??? lol!!!!

[mscocacola24241]

I saw that yellow dude yesturday when i was there...i didnt kno he was violent!! wow u just dont know about ppl now-a-days! lmao

CHECKOUT MY VIDEO_"CLEVELANDS NEW DIVA"_

[Lioneljoe]

Hhhaaa...I actually work at walmart. We got a

 cocky manager who fired someone on

orientation...lol

[TheGuitarrox12]

good....so they finally revealed tha truth about wal-mart

[wacow45]

419 people shop at walmart

[vegeta353658]

Fuck Walmart.

[Justice782]

Gay ass commercial

[KANTANA777]

Please watch the movie 'The high cost of low price' online and see the evil of walmart. Then judge for yourself.

[wakkoswish123]

@KANTANA777 fag

[lobelia2]

walmart also gives consumers the lowest prices

[BoogsterSU2]

This is WalMart...as a horror film.

[mizzcoollovesu]

OMG he bled a bunch of smaller smiley faces!!!

[BoogsterSU2]

The announcer says "WAL-MART" even though it says "Wals Mart"

[GeneralAmeli0]

I shop there I ain't gonna lie :)

[PeepsRock309]

406 hoes

[TheNastyFatMan]

402 people worked for Abramson General Store.

[XxAlternativeGirlxX]

im scared to go to wals mart now (SADNESS) (SCAREDNESS)

[ninjakittykatx3]

402 people work at walmart

[irishtrash15]

every country has it's version of wal-mart, but when I went to america wal-mart was alot damn bigger than any superstore i've seen :0

[ThePhil1y]

@irishtrash15 where r u from?

[irishtrash15]

@ThePhil1y originally Nnorthern Ireland, but I live in New Zealand now

[DaGreennan]

Dont you just love how people complain about walmart killing off local businesses....

...ans then they go off to do their shopping there.

[zmillang]

@DaGreennan Since theres no where else to shop after it kills off the rest..

[CarlosEnrique408]

@DaGreennan cuz their business is out... duh

[kyle1232767]

@CarlosEnrique408 target lol

[amers83]

walmart gives me money,which pays my bills feeds me and it turn keeps me alive.you do what you have to to survive.not all of the stores are bad places to work for.you get the normal shit you would get at any other job.I get health benifit and am paid pretty decently while my friend ,who is a waitress, gets treated like shit and is paid very little.there will always be money hungry people with their own agendas in this world no matter what the business.funny video=)

[StoneTNo5]

Go WALMART

[HighQueenLunaris]

Walmart's only successful due to hype. If everyone wanted cheap things, they'd shop at the dollar store and Kmart. Walmart is not a particularly bad place to my knowledge, but America destroys itself, and besides there will never be an empire such as us(a republic, I know, sane difference) that will last forever. Sad as it is, one day America will be some distant memory, but I hope we'll positively influence some future civilization with our equality and some of our legal procedures and such. B

[iLiKeCeRe]

Do any of you people know that wall mart gives its employees no helath care plans and they get minimum wage? They come into towns and cities then get rid of other stores and the only reason they make profit from low prices is the fact that they are denying health care plans minimum wage and forcing them to work long shifts!

[propagandagroup]

@iLiKeCeRe Do you know that you're a simpleton that will believe anything? Of course they have healthcare plans - they have great healthcare plans - they also abide by labor laws which prohibit them from forcing people to work long shifts. Do some research for youself and stop believing all the nonsense and noise that others spew.

[PsychoShadowI]

i went in a local store the other day to buy a Trail 3-Room XL Vacation Lodge Camping Tent. it was on sale for $179.99. walmart had it for $99.99. you do the math!

[j0hnhaney]

Small business owners are to greedy when it comes to profit. They want top dollar for the shit they sell because they think owning a business entitles them to lots of money. I'll give an excellent example, I was at a locally owned sporting goods store buying fishing gear and found a pack of lures marked at 5.99 each. I went to wal mart and found the same pack of lures for 2.49 each. Now you can't tell me that small business owner wasnt tryin to squeeze every penny out of his merchandise!

[tazzy186]

A walmart moved in down the street and a lot of small businesses have been going down but walmart still has plenty of jobs available as well as the restraunts and safeways nearby. Seriously, Walmart isn't bad. It's not bad for someone to be earning money for offering convenience and decent prices. You can't complain about rich business people for them being rich. Walmart is expanding. Can't stop it.

[HildegaardVanHeusen]

So sad because its so true

[peanutbuttercrunc100]

well the point is everyone needs to stop bitching and trying to defend the mom and pop stores...when, if they had more stuff to buy, it wouldn't be so difficult. Simple.

[sirpau1]

disturbing.....

[peanutbuttercrunc100]

if you are a small business, and a Wal-Mart shows up...expect trouble. Why? It's simple, you don't have enough things to buy...you can't compete with Wal-Mart. I am sick of these idiots saying Wal-Mart destroys small businesses, because WM is not completely the one to blame. If the small businesses would step up with lower prices and more stuff to buy, they wouldn't have to worry about it. Still...WM is a corrupt company, no intelligent person can deny that fact at least.

[breaknfoool]

@peanutbuttercrunc100 its hard for a small business 2 step up. Its like asking a small local bank 2 loan a large corporation money..

[VenusVids]

oh man imma have nightmares

[yahyaboy]

lol thumbs up if you watched this at school

[awesomenessstudios11]

400 people like dollar stores and other cheap stores!!!!!!!!!

[bystander9]

They just did a remodel and now you get routed around like a rat in a maze because you can't see across the store from one end to the other. Smart.

[LuigiMario98982]

thumbs up if you prefer the MAD show on Cartoon Network. that one comes very close to what MAD is all about

[CaptainAntlers]

Small stores deserve to go out of business. If they didn't, they would grow to be big like Wal Mart.

[janses08]

@CaptainAntlers you're an idiot. small stores dont break the law, and actually pay their employees more than the bare minimum. wal-mart is extremely corrupt and pays the absolute minimum and encourages their employees to get on welfare. Now if those small businesses with responsible owners decided to be scum of the earth, then they could have been the next wal-mart.

[MaunaLoa09]

@janses08 actually walmart never pays minimum wage in idaho minimum wage is around $5.75 and when i used to work there i started at nearly $9.00. My ex gets paid over $12.00 and he just stocks the shelves. they pay pretty well

[janses08]

@MaunaLoa09 if ur an overnight person you get paid $9 no matter where ur at. And if your ex is paid $12 then he must have been there a LONG time. because they only give like .50 raises every once in a while, and they dont pay for anything beyond the minimum for their employees and ecoruage them to go on welfare. Wal-mart abuses the system.

[contranimal]

how funny ??? hell how TRUE is this .... I wont ever shop at Wal*Mart. ever since I worked for them for 9 months and saw how much they fuck over the people who work for them. Never again will I shop there.

[bystander9]

@contranimal

Corporations outsourced all our jobs to China and now they are bringing the sweat shop philosophy back to America.

[loufalce]

If you hate Wally World so much, don`t shop there!

[MrChazzardous33]

how is this funny?

[LupitaP1999]

@MrChazzardous33 i know this is creepy but mad tv is true it destroys peoples buisnesses

[tourettesguyfan12345]

This is so much better than the new one on CN.

[uckersas]

396 people got their eyes cut and accidentally hit the dislike button

[trlovlsts4evr]

O GOD idk if i wna go there ne mre

[jake94]

Walmart = Weeds

[deziiwouah]

That is Freaky !

[Scorpion9901]

Lol the curtain scene is is also a parody of physco

[coodaddy69]

Hells yes this was some funny shit, piss on wals mart

[computerchick92]

393 people have no humor in their lives

[megacovax]

@computerchick92 or this is just a stupid video....

[marcusmrdj]

@computerchick92 No 429 people realise this humour is stupid..

[msaqlain]

@computerchick92 its actually 432 now ;D

[KenshinoOchiba]

I could barely understand what the guy was saying, so until the little sprite slashed the woman's cheek, I didn't no where they were going with this.

[tar464]

im never going to walmart again D:

[kevin7hi]

OMG i read a book about this crap happening ....it was horrible...the company grew stronger than the fucking government and its executives were greedy and only cared about making more and more money...

[jlspinks08]

h8 Wally world

[dude12394]

this is so true because in my town people used to say "lets go to kmart" now they all go to walmart

[chease5699]

What up with the spainsh music

[Anamais666]

this video scares me i work at walmart

[ubertomadachi]

to...many....happy....faces...­.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

[scoobydoorocks100]

all walmart does is destroys small buisinesses that families have been running for centuries

[EnteruserIDhere1]

@scoobydoorocks100 I haven't seen much of that going on here, but with a franchise like that, it's probably true.

[LupitaP1999]

@scoobydoorocks100 like on family guy when they open a huge store and meg and peter work on it and destroyes peters job i guess? but big stores liek that really do thta ..which is sad

[pratt123]

@scoobydoorocks100 Regrettable but you can't stop economic progress. I am sure agriculture put the hunter-gathers out of work but the species benefited. Progress can't be stopped, only slowed and rather painfully at that.

[AllTimeLowIsLife]

@scoobydoorocks100 Centuries? Don't you think that's a tad?over-exaggerated? I mean, really...

[Havok116]

@scoobydoorocks100 Then stop going there.

[notanormalgirlsukaz]

@scoobydoorocks100 i <3 ur name

[Gr1Ng00]

@scoobydoorocks100 but the first one was also a small buisness .. just grows n grows n grows ..... whats with that ?

[xxdreamsxx100]

@scoobydoorocks100 .... And that was their master plan all along...

[Audiomuse]

Wal Mart the monopoly

[jacksonfan900]

@adioboard7 i thought the same thing

[lover492178]

wal-mart sucks, this video is funny I miss MadTV thanks for posting!!

[501germanshepherd]

sladly walmat actualy does get rid of other companies

[PWNAGE153]

At 0:50 its a witch to be

[poopybooyah]

wal-mart's bunch of too many contaminated smiley faces is turn evil and suicidal as hell :P

[LoneRebelX]

AHHH its crawlin up my leg!!!!

[VIISe7en]

walmartization... MadTV was epic...

[tombutler47]

Check out Tim and Tom Butler by typing "you got served - senior dance off" or guy dancing at tao beach! Tim and I are becoming quite popular at Tao Beach!!

The video "hilarious stuff from tim and tom" is pretty good too, funny!

[iUberRandom]

WalMarts Even In Canada Run Befor The Low Pricea Catch You!!!

[thatguru877]

Wait this is a parody?

[poopybooyah]

@thatguru877 yep

[peanutbuttercrunc100]

@MRJBOSSC have fun living on the streets

[VS257]

Wal-Mart is the side-effects of capitalism.

[Idiot0666]

i hear a witch! crying!

Really guys! it sound like witch scream in l4d

[awkwardmaniacs]

lol i didn't even realise this was a parody until the end

[immortalclaws]

those knifes are only 2 cents