The best of Shorty-Scary movie 2

[6618594]

Shorty reminds me off Wif Khalifa lol

[XXkillchildXX]

who watched the movie for the first time and Actuly thought shortys shirt was a pokemon shirt hahaha ;p

[TheKellyashley12]

how the hell did shorty get into collage

[robotjj0009]

All I want for Christmas is the charges dropped.

[Uberologist]

wha wait!! dont rescue me yet! im gettin higher than a muthafucka!!!

[1991NickC]

what happened to shorty fuckin the shit outta that bag headed demon girl??

[TheAllannator]

pwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn



[TheAllannator]

now run that shit bitch

[scorchx3000]

PUT THE SHORTY DOWN!

[27RandomMaxx]

they should have made a spinoff called "Shorty's sky high adventure"

[TheJoshuapaula]

YAHHH MEAN.. I LIKE THAT SWETA YAH MEAN

[DAtNizzaYOuKnOw]

Frosty the Dope Man XD

[blackbarbieprincess]

ahh you take it like a bitch

[chawlaybua]

NOBODY notices that the entire beginning is a SAVE THE LAST DANCE satire? lol Julia Styles and Sean Patrick Thomas. v_v teaching the white girl to have swag...

sigh. :)

[Montana12Tony]

shorty: polly want a cracker?

polly: polly wants your mamas sweet ass

shorty: what polly say to me

lol XD

[Ricanone007]

Lmao

[Ricanone007]

Funny crap

[precisonpasser33]

naw son



[sergio90047]

neta que si la tres y la cuatro hubiera salido shorty



[trebooge]

He reminds me of Wiz Khalifa

[hanseykemmerer]

Who's the guy in Shorty's head at 5:50?

[defrain46]

@hanseykemmerer that beetlejuice the rapper

[TheEyez187]

If that's your brain on drugs, I must have his whole fucked family in my head!!!

[Kigaauuimp879]

I love how the black guys go "We're gonna die!" Since, you know, black people always die first.

[GeoZeo15]

0:48 i like this song wat was it called?

[chawlaybua]

@GeoZeo15 Donell Jones Feat. Left Eye - U Know What's Up

[Iveseenbetter14]

hopefully they suprise us in scary movie 5 and bring back the wayne bros.

[TheKamikazi123]

2:40 how badly does he look lyk crabman from my name is earl lol

[omgneedit]

something is burning! ah its me! XD

[anichiba]

5:55 haha :D

[236punisher]

scaary movie 1 and 2 wre the shit fuck 3and 4 lets hope 5 will have shorty

[BlackJack995]

in the begininning, thats a fat ass j

[QuikZcop3z101]

press "9" for the funniest scene

[Jason7753]

shorty gets pwned by a bird HAHAHAHA!!

[gamemaster2838]

poly want a cracker paly wants yo mama sweet ass wat poly say to me i said poly wants yo mama sweet ass u dont be talking about my mother u dont know my mama son i know ur mama i fucked her last night u want a piece ill fuck u up ooo im shakin oh no fuck this hold my tooth come on bitch wat u hardcore na na na let me out of here come on pussy let me out of here ill fuck u up lol funny as fuckin shit thumbs up if u think that was da shit!!!!!

[TeamJedFitness]

@gamemaster2838 hell yeah son

[gamemaster2838]

@TeamJedFitness the bird wants some blood on his beak watch out im shakin and wazzzzup!! lol

[dancodered23]

this is yo brains on drugs HEE!!

[env2lovar]

Thumbs up if you laughed more than once:DD

[dancodered23]

@env2lovar wtf thumbs up if.......sad earn your thumbs up bro

[1625w162d]

im sorry i have to say it...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA....

WEED SMOKE YOU!!!

[ComputerProducts]

shorty weed 

[purebredsk8er]

nooooooooooooo SHAWN AND MARLON WAYANS MADe these movies if they aint in the 5th 1 ill be pissed

[ilikechicken3775]

beetle jucie is in the house

[RosileHale]

He should have been in the 3rd one

[HeinNguyen]

shorty has a funny laff lol

[dannylocs15]

4:20 "you take it like a bitch" lmfao

[CapnClaustrofuck]

Why doesn't my marijuana grow that fast? ._.

[QuikZcop3z101]

@CapnClaustrofuck he must've given it crack liquid style i want some of that shit

[TheEyez187]

@CapnClaustrofuck Glad it's not that quick, would take days to harvest!?!

[kevinoo5]

"A sleigh ride in my 64" LOL.

[5verrigo5]

this is funy

[MrMjrocks4u]

whitney and bobby helped me! lol

[aj619aj]

"beetlejuice in the house dis is you brainz on drugz hheeeeeeee ahhhhhhhh" lmfao

[chiefsrulebr1]

lmao @5:12-5:22

[illmaticfiend]

shorty kicking sidney out of the closet priceless lmfao

[Sk8trs4lif3]

Shorty-Polly wanna cracker?

Polly-Polly want ur mama's sweet ass

Shorty- what did polly say to me haha shorty ur beast

[TripEXBeatz]

Shorty - No sum? I learned sum ver important in collage. The value of books.

Cindy - Really?

Shorty - Yeah, loogadis here, *RIIPPP* Free pape-az.. EHHAHAHAHAAA-SHISON-HAHA*sigh* ...... So how you diggin collage?

LMFAO.

[gaffney987]

what did polly say to me

[JessyMtlc103]

polly want your mommas sweet ass

[purpleninja2012]

right left right left kick uh son uh yo that jacket is tight son ya me. my friend did this 2 my teacher cause i live in the bronx and he said are u on drugs?

[Skating69Style]

Watch this video with translate audio on =D

[iluvdrose]

wop wop wop wop take it to the head take it to the head

[iluvdrose]

shorty part

polly want a cracker

wat did polly say to me

you dont be talkin bout my mama son

youll dont no my mama son

you want beef ill **** you up

yo man f dis imma handle dis like a gentlemen, a yo hold my tooth son

wat you hard core give me some

naw naw naw naw wat you want some you want some

[123hordeslayer]

i want shortys weed shirt 5:00

[xXtheoneinpurpleXx]

Lol when he laughs, he sounds like his character in white chicks! LOL

[toobs1996]

2:24 i don't understand that part in the movie

[MisterChaow]

2:05 lol funny bird

[TheMetalApocalipse]

toke toke toke toke toke, AHH you take it like a bitch xD

[Cakez00]

Thats a fucked up joint hahahah

[pillowsinmypants]

my favorite scary movie is the third then the second then the first then the forth i didnt really like. :P

[SuperDrew214]

dont save me yet im gettin high then a mutha fuka (:

[jugoslavija1990]

Polly want your momas sweeat ass!

[Smooky51]

And no scene where he`s screwing with that ghost?

[SuperRandomguy2011]

1:26 hahahahaha

[sexyboy2332]

5:30 - 6:05 hahahahahaha

[leftsarulez]

his laugh lmfao

take it to the head tke it to the head

[leftsarulez]

his laugh lmfao

[thekobast]

3:45 he scream like girl xDDD

[thekobast]

3:48 he screams like girl xDDD

[shygirl4991]

lol "here hold my tooth son"

[911megabeast]

Frosty the dope man lol xD

[catalinbosutau01]

4:8 :)):)):)) he smoke shorty

[Amerko1122]

Shorty:WOWOWOWOW its just a bird!? Paulie wants a cracker right? Paulie:Paulie whants your mamas sweat ass. Shorty:What did Paulie sad to me? Paulie:I said Paulie wants your mamas sweat ass! Shorty:You cant talk about my mama you dont know her!!! Paulie:Of course i know her i fucked her last night. Shorty:Im gonna fuck you up.Yo hold my teeth. Paulie:uhh im shaking im shaking Shorty:You want some?! Paulie:Come on let me out of here im gonna fuck you up!! I love that some words are inncorect sry

[SteraLizeHD]

@Amerko1122 its POLLY want a cracker not pauly.

[Amerko1122]

@SteraLizeHD

I said at the end some words are inncorect read it!!

[gaffney987]

scary movie 3 and 4 would have been way better with shorty

[Krazyfoo420]

@gaffney987 True that Son

[purpleninja2012]

@gaffney987 true true

[purpleninja2012]

@gaffney987 true true lets hope shorty in scary movie 5 and it is gonna come out it offical heres the link scream4 trilogy website it shuld be there

[mrscoco4768]

@purpleninja2012 shorty need 2 be on all of them its funny that way

[purpleninja2012]

shorty:hey little birdy polly wanna cracker polly:polly want your mama sweet ass shorty:what did polly say 2 me polly:i said polly want your mama sweet ass shorty:u dont talk about my mama son u dont know my mama son polly:course i do i fuck her last night shorty:u want beef i'll fuck u up polly:ah im shaking shorty:ah fuck this im a handel this shit like gentlemen ya hold my tooth son polly:ya come on with your comin welcome back haircut u want a piece of me come on bring it on

[purpleninja2012]

shorty comin son ill go hardcore on u

polly:let me out've this cage ill fuck u up

[Laribabie]

@gaffney987 amen lmaoo 

[TW3AKPedo]

look at the background at 1:14 lol

[DEACONAP4LOVE]

this shit is awesome, it made me laugh my fucking ass off.

[robandpj1]

I'm gonna rob dat bitch 2nite lol

[kels359]

"this is your brain on drugs! TEE!" best part!

[AnthonyDaniel1117]

"yo that jacket is tight sonnn naaaa meaaaan?"

you try....

"yo that jacket is tight son yahhhhh meeeeeeee" XD

[faresbadboy]

"Paulie want's yo mama's sweet ass" LMAO BEST PART !!

[D1nOnLyAcE]

Morphine, Chloroform, horse tranquilizer??? You DRUGGED HIM!!!

I did not!!! That's all his stuff!!! LMAO

[D1nOnLyAcE]

Don't rescue me yet... I'm getting HIGHHH as a muthafuka! loll

[Rockstar22ize]

I love how hes rollin a joint in the middle of everyone lol 

[Seba18uruguay]

jajaj old my tooth son jaja



[408banks]

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN BITCH RUUUUUUUNNN!

[moiknows]

Shorty lookin like WIz :D taylor gang!

[menameisomar]

I FUCKING LUV HIS LAUGH XD!

[BIOSHOCKFOXX]

I just learn important part of the books

yeah ? what is it ?

Free paper ! :D

[BigBoss7777777]

Yo hold ma tooth son

[Arunnya]

Nirvana reference?



[HellFireKane22]

Bring Shorty back!

[hac93]

"Ya look at dis here" *riip* "free paper AHAHAHAAAA AWW SHIT SON"

[FoxDemonMaster]

Im sorry i did mean to smoke your relatives i didnt do it by myself witney and bobby helped me.

[FoxDemonMaster]

@FoxDemonMaster was that fly away from eureka seven playing at the end?

[thedwardkoch]

toke, toke, toke, toke, take it to the head, take it to the head. aww you take it like a bitch!

ha fuck man roll me a "shorty" i wont be a bitch about it man! 8P

[HersheyPlayer]

I liked it when the plant used Shorty as a cigarette :D :P

[thedwardkoch]

@HersheyPlayer dumbass he was a joint. you dont get high off cigs fuck... ha i wish man!

[darknessM3MO]

i want your moms sweet ass 

[LiiLFREAKx0x]

that bird is hilarious!!! (;

[monkeysfists159]

the part with the bird is the funniest part XD

[xSKILLEDxBEASTx]

Audio is off in some of the scenes at the end

[MrDamianboy123]

4:35 SHORTY IS MOR WORTH U MOTHERFUCKER

[MrDamianboy123]

1:47-2:23 man stop its yust a bird polly want some crackers poly wants ure momas sweet ass wat did u say POLY WANTS URE MOMMAS ..... SWEET ....ASS

[MrDamianboy123]

SHORTY OWNS U BITCHES

[norbertoalvarado]

dam i didnt put the part where he gets head from the grudge girl

[35beasley]

Best part the parrot

[gamerboy2020]

All I want for christmas is the chareges dropped!

[shadowtiger121]

Sunny well funny , u just carnt beat him ;) funny wen heshavein a argumant wid dat parret n wen hes shaggin dat monster wid a papper bag on its head XD pmsl

[illyrianfighter666]

I'm gonna rob that bitch tonight hhahahahahahaha damn son !!

[UncleTaffy]

Ay i know yo mama i fucked her last night

Hahahaha xD

[kantus59]

fucksakes the end made me laugh haha

[neometal92]

i like sc2 and my fave scene was the weed part lol lol

[Juggalokilla332]

0:22

ahahahaha

shit son!

[Zuluhn]

Dont rescue me yet! im getting hiigher then a motha fucker! TOKE TOKE TOKE TOKE!

[MrChinoo914]

how the fuck did he make it 2 collage!!! lmaoo

[drummfreak01]

IM gonna rob that bitch tonight! :DDD rofl

[MrCavazos68]

"witney and bobby helped me" xD best line ever

[Nestorleon1996]

Helluu cindy

[khfanatic3000]

Dude hell ya Eureka 7 theme at the end

[0Woei]

hhahahh

[devilmaycry12341]

lol i love his fro

[linkinfreerun]

"polly wanna cracker?"

"polly want ur mamas sweet ass"

"what did polly say to me?"

[MrJIC123]

POLLY WANT YOUR MOMMAS SWEET ASS

[tcmoore18]

Im dreaming of a white woman :L

[MadBadKc]

Aww naw fuck this imma handle this shit like a gentleman Yo hold my tooth son!

[Eminemrapking4ever]

the worst part of the video is all of it except 0:00 - 6:37

[lartkrin]

@Eminemrapking4ever hehe

[TheFashioncore]

*puts tooth in teeth bag where it says "tooth fairy"

heh, im gonna rob that bitch tonight!

[wonders2121]

You mean at 0:23

[classof10mrz]

@wonders2121 yea what ever

[classof10mrz]

if u listen closely on 0:25 when hes laughin youo can hear him say "shit son" lol

[SUPERNACHOJC]

OOHHHH SHIT SON

[Rodz95]

44 people take it like a bitch

[jmjmjm97]

sad thing is no Shorty in Scary Movie 3.

[yarden900]

Paulie want's yo mama's sweet ass, LMAO.

[JoKeR5413]

5:01 ALL THE BLACK PPL GET LEFT TO DIE HAHA

[JoKeR5413]

IMMA ROB THAT BITCH TONIGHT LML

[JoKeR5413]

NA NA FUCK THIS HOLD MY TOOF SON

[BusterPaddyYT]

What about when shorty fucks the ghost in the closet :o

[JoKeR5413]

@BusterPaddyYT IKR?

[zeldaglitchman]

FIX THE AUDIO!!!

[SuperCarsFullHD]

Yo son im the son of your son son :P

[xELiT3SNiiPz1]

Yo tht jacket is tight son Ya Mean !!!!!

[Johnny63421]

ROFL @ 3:57 

[ChoppedNScrewedTX]

''you want beef '' lmao

[chagyy66]

"TOKE TOKE TOKE TOKE take it to the head."

[suhasDasari]

your brain on drugs

[xJetStaR]

"im gonna rob that bitch tonight" LOL

[DHend10]

"I'm dreaming of a white woman" hahaha!!!!

[strrulee]

what was the beat in shortys brains it was sick...

[TheRolltide37]

@strrulee insane in the brain'

[proudfoot543]

You don't know my momma son

Ohh I know your momma, I fucked her last night

Best bit!!!

[TheNativepride2011]

Him + bird= epic fight

[TheNativepride2011]

Him and that bird = roflmao

[CeNgAaAaAa]

the value of books, FREE PAPERS aaaaaaa shii sahhhh :DD

[bejardiego12]

i learned somthing very important in college the value of books

relly?

yea look at this here free papers aha hahahahahah shit son

[WillSkate666]

aha hahahahahahahahahaha Shiiiii Sahhhhhhhhhhh

[561Comedy]

@4:10 Shorty Kush Son

I LUV 5:40