The Osbournes 2x08 - Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness - Part 2

[MsCapricorna]

I love this family.. I wish that one day i have a family like that! So much love and care... my husband(ex husband) abused med for 3 y and then left me when our second child was born..so i never really felt real love :(

[MsCapricorna]

@MsCapricorna (abused ME)

[TheBunnyb0y]

2:54 ...best fucking laugh ever <3

[cejason]

"Wh...ww..wuh....When can we 'ave sex again?...." *sadface* xD oh i love ozzy

[DestinationTruthTV]

Yeah... they spend there money very well :)

[TJKStriker]

6:52 is so funny

[zenya123]

No fuck off "Guz, jim, bill whatever the fuck your name is"

[Infamousx1234]

When can we have sex again lmao

[TheDamiennnnn]

9:25 - 9:52 ahahahah!

[ScottScott12345]

Ozzy is amazing.

[Roo1920]

bless ozzy, he's such a sweetie.

[mekissingyou]

You can tell how much ozzy loves sharon :)

[ZiraBreyerfan4life]

My Poppy has/had cancer. But he can't walk since he had a stroke almost a year ago.

He was teh first person to complete this new chemo stuff because it's really strong.

Anyway, I know how they feel.

[NikkixPrinc3ss]

i love that everyone is so protective of Sharon :) It's so sweet i think xxxxx

[LilGrey456]

@Yebass Sharon is "supposedly" Jewish.. but she wears crosses and they're all over the place. I think Ozzy is Roman Catholic. 

[Freakylittlethingy]

hahhahahah "Now fuck off guy! Gus, Jim Bill or whatever your fucking name is..." classic Ozzy, classic!

[YouLightUpMyKeys]

Who is that living with them?

[comedygold224]

@YouLightUpMyKeys That's Robert, a friend of Kelly they took in when his mother died.

[sarouelala]

@comedygold224 i think Robert's father is friend of the osbournes, and he was friend of aimie, the older child of ozzy and sharon

[girl123interrupted]

"after this chemotherapy is over, what are you going to change in your life?" ... "not a fucking thing, I like my life" ha ha ha ha

[MajaEleonora]

I'll dress Tony up as a woman!

[KidsWithGuns1992]

Must be nice for Jack, I assume, to have Robert around. I'm guessing he's pretty much like a brother.

[KidsWithGuns1992]

"Now fuck off, Guy - Guss, Jim, Bill, whatever your fucking name is. 'Cause your name is gonna be "Dead" if you touch this chicken."

Hahahaha, I love how he continues to tell the rest of the animals to fuck off as he goes out to cook the food. The bleeping makes it funny, it reminds me of that angry cog from Conkers Bad Fur Day that always swears.

[scarface2148]

that was kind of ozzy :)

[ellielovesyouuu]

Guss, Jim, Bill....

[Glogovcanka]

@ellielovesyouuu

the best part!!!!!!!!

[TheVampireLucinda]

"I don't mind having a glowing d***!"

LEGENDARY.

[Borat911]

Actually one Guinness a day is indeed healthy ...

[GeoAml1]

Now fuck off Guy, Gus, Jim, Bil, Whatever your fucking name is XD

[blackteets]

who is robert??

[ThePanthere1450]

@blackteets robert is a friend who lost his mum of cancer and is allowed to stay with them!

[blackteets]

@ThePanthere1450 did the osbournes adopted him or something like that??

[ThePanthere1450]

@blackteets there was never a  legal adoption, as far as i know. they only took him in, after his mum died of cancer, and treated him as a son/sibling.

[blackteets]

@ThePanthere1450 but it seems ozzy is not close with robert in one of the later episodes...and did robert couple with kelly at one point??

[ThePanthere1450]

@blackteets i have no idea if they where close or not! sometimes i have the impresion that ozzy is very fragile, there is not much life left in his eyes! once he told jack "i love you more then f***** life" and i really believed his words, but you couldn't see it in his face! imo it's hard to tell! he loves sharon from the bottom of his heart, that's for sure! couldn't find anything on kelly and robert being a couple!sorry!

[blackteets]

@ThePanthere1450 haha, thanks a lot man. you explained a lot to me!! and i really think ozzy loves his family more than anything but i don't really like when it seems that shannon is using ozzy to gain more fame and money. and despite his old age, and probably have a parkinson disease, he is still the wisest among all of the osbournes. he did not waste money by spending on some craps!!

[gnrqueen]

@blackteets i know that someone already answered you....but didnt you watch part one of this very episode?jack explains the whole part about robert ;/

[AlasdairFinnigan11]

i love this episode... it shows how much ozzy and jack care about sharon

[H0tHaLeY]

Ozzy is sweet man...i love watching this a lot... thanks for posting it and sharing... :)

[DamienTheGhostbuster]

omg ozzy said "A guiness a day keeps the dorctors away" how does that make any sence? That and he tells each animal to F off LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[DamienTheGhostbuster]

omg ozzy said "A guiness a day keeps the dorctors away" how does that make any sence?

[lennydicko]

i love dogs but they have way to many they get most of them from the dog home which is cool and i read last week they have 18 dogs now

[MARIOFREAK821]

"Now fuck off.... Guy.... Gus Jim Bill whatever your name is."

[lennydicko]

@MARIOFREAK821 how funny was that when ozzy said that LOL

[Cawtyy]

Ozzy:" Are you fucking Joking me?. I'll dress Tony up as a woman"

Tony:" O_O"

hahahahahahah xDDDDDDDDD

[BirmzWeedhead]

so true about the guiness

[Horan28]

I love pets and is a big fan off dogs...

But NO WAY would i have them going around my house climbing on tables and going to the toilet,,one or two dogs ok but they would have to be toilet trained and keeping their four feet on the ground at all times and not on sofas or anything! But the amount of pets they have is crazy! My mom had cancer before to and we ourselves would have to be sterlised before seeing her never mind dogs on her bed! Its horrible!

[rugrats1212]

@Horan28 it wouldnt be so bad having that many dogs if they were toilet trained and had obedience skills

[blueguitarblue]

@Horan28 They're even allowed on the kitchen counters where food is prepared AND in the kitchen sink. Disgusting!

[girl123interrupted]

Sharon is a strong lady. I have a lot of respect for her.

[taishi]

omg, ozzy always puts a smile on my face when i watch this show

"now f*ck off guy, gus, jim, bill what ever your f*ckin name is" lol

[SaxoRocks]

Sharon and Ozzy - Sweetest couple ever :)

[loudandnasty567]

wanna see a nuclear explosion on Lola? AAAAAAHHHH!!! lmao

[RaphaelLeona]

ozzy is so nice... Cares so much about Sharon...It's so beautiful.

[ShirayuriSky]

"a guinness a day keeps the doctor away" haha

[SolidBlitzkrieg]

Lmao its soo fuckin funny when Ozzy is making food and he keeps saying "fuck off" to all the pets hahaha

[nycait882006]

awww ozzys such a nice husband

[oneznzeroz]

How many fucking dogs do they have?

[LilTimebox]

damn guiness a day keep the doctor away... its an apple ozzman AN APPLE BRO!

[Demonickitten666]

my mum had 2 drink Guiness when she was pregnant with me due to low Iron count... until i kicked it off her stomach when she was in the bath lol =)

[TheJarppidudeson]

Now fuck off guy, gus jim bill whatever your name is !

[KachowRacer95]

"when can we have sex again?" Ozzy is so funny!

[sisterofkindness09]

now F*** off guy, gus, jim, bill whatever the F*** your name is. thats how i feel. im trying to talk to someone and i screw up their name

[sniperyall88]

i love how ozzy is minding his own bussiness walking away when he stops, turns around, tells the dog "fuck off" and walks away

[cliffdimerandy]

so nice how ozzy loves sharon

[MissMia916]

LOL Now fuck off Guy... Gus... Jim, Bill, whatever your fuckin name is. I don't blame Ozzy for not knowing the cat's name. They get new pets all the time, for all he knows it could be a new one!

[craigm1995]

a guinnes a day keeps the doctor away lol

[shadowperson12]

lmao now look here guy, gus, jim, bill, whatever the fuck your name is you touch this chicken and you're dead

[fizzypopbp1]

are ye mad!! let the guiness settle before drink it!!

[MikaylaaMadisonn]

I mean 6:50.

(:

[MikaylaaMadisonn]

LMAO @ 7:50!

:DD

[ljulian19]

ozzy got a point bout der dogs touching sharon

[eriktheman585]

06:50

LOLAS NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!!!

LOL

[Nancy666ful]

LOL Jack is the dad XD

[givemeblindmelon]

5:54-6:41 fucking hilarious!!

[MsPurpleStuff]

but it didn't look lyk a statue at all. it looked lyk ozzy with a tear falling

[MsPurpleStuff]

but it was a person. was it ozzy?

[comedygold224]

No it was a statue of the Virgin Mary

[chrmedbabygirl]

it was a statue in the flower garden. Believe like the other person said it was of the virgin mary

[MsPurpleStuff]

who is crying at 2:34-2:35 ?

[comedygold224]

The Virgin Mary I think

[6669Nightshade]

Best Line EVER " your Names Gonna Be DEAD If You Touch This Chciken" Omg Love Ozzy xD

[judeskiss]

i know how ozzy and jack feel. my mom had breast cancer and i had to help her through her chemo and it really is crucial to make sure that evthing is sterilized and clean.

[babygiraffe123]

@judeskiss

I hear ya. My mom was diagnosed with cancer last year, and I went over to her house, once a week, to help out with anything she needed, and also to keep her company, especially towards the end. We also had to make sure everything was sterilized and clean, at the insistence of my father and the home-care nurse.

[VideoGamesAlways]

lmao 6:50

[Menacex7]

Damn...Ozzy has to wait 9 months!!!!!!