wow i am 14 years old now and i wanted to be a cia agent but after this story i never want to even think of becoming one thank you for your service and stay safe
I wanted to join the cia after I finished my combat tour. After some research I found out the cia is a pack of drooling submorons that would shame the keystone cops by their sheer buffoonery. Go read the book Legacy Of Ashes to find out what the cia is. And put down the tom clancy books, its a bad idea to take queues from an insurance salesman with no military experience whatsoever.
Well, you will never be promoted within the cia unless you rape little boys, sell illegal drugs, harass and murder American dissidents, and generally be a complete social parasite. I think the fbi and rcmp only require that you rape little boys and traffic cocaine. If you want to start on the right path, just join a local wacked out cult like the freemasons or scientology and Im sure you will run into a few federal agents. Be sure to bring some gay porn to help break the ice. Good luck!
Is there an application process in order to be in the CIA, or do you have to be chosen. Okay say that I join the Army, get promoted as a major and Ive recieved many military rewards, would the CIA seek me out and ask me to join? Or do you have to apply.
wow i am 14 years old now and i wanted to be a cia agent but after this story i never want to even think of becoming one thank you for your service and stay safe
taco85173 1 year ago
@taco85173 You are right my friend. You have just proved you are intelligent, smart and you are well informed.
More power to you.
Stay safe.
BK
Bkorczak 1 year ago
I wanted to join the cia after I finished my combat tour. After some research I found out the cia is a pack of drooling submorons that would shame the keystone cops by their sheer buffoonery. Go read the book Legacy Of Ashes to find out what the cia is. And put down the tom clancy books, its a bad idea to take queues from an insurance salesman with no military experience whatsoever.
gulskjegg 1 year ago
@gulskjegg
You've got it right.
Stay safe.
BK
Bkorczak 1 year ago
Well, you will never be promoted within the cia unless you rape little boys, sell illegal drugs, harass and murder American dissidents, and generally be a complete social parasite. I think the fbi and rcmp only require that you rape little boys and traffic cocaine. If you want to start on the right path, just join a local wacked out cult like the freemasons or scientology and Im sure you will run into a few federal agents. Be sure to bring some gay porn to help break the ice. Good luck!
gulskjegg 1 year ago
@gulskjegg
You could be right. The worst problem CIA has is boozing, lying and not knowning which shoe goes on which foot.
Stay safe.
BK
Bkorczak 1 year ago
Is there an application process in order to be in the CIA, or do you have to be chosen. Okay say that I join the Army, get promoted as a major and Ive recieved many military rewards, would the CIA seek me out and ask me to join? Or do you have to apply.
EnclaveSupporter 1 year ago
The best way to find out is to contact the CIA website and find out the ways.
BK
Bkorczak 1 year ago
I hope you are doing well Sir. Thank you for your service.
Ronbo710 1 year ago
@Ronbo710
Thanks. I am doing OK. I hope you are doing well as well.
I appreciate your message very much.
Stay safe.
BK
Bkorczak 1 year ago
does the vatican control the cia?
fredlazr 2 years ago
No. It never has.
CIA and Vatican have nothing in common.
Stay safe.
BK
Bkorczak 2 years ago
I have a question. If I join the RCMP is there a way i can work for or with the CIA?
ELSEXYPERUCHO 2 years ago
You will have to check with RCMP, but I seriously doubt. it.
Stay safe.
BK
Bkorczak 2 years ago
COOL!!! Ive always wanted to work for something like the CIA... but i dont want to be cruel to my mother.
Nades129 2 years ago
lol, young robert
HouseSpiderAnon 3 years ago
all the best to the great Polish American Pariot
PolishAmericanDC 3 years ago 2
Like what they did to Valerie Plame & Joe Wilson.
phasis 3 years ago
We both got exposed as the Agency operatives.
BK
Bkorczak 3 years ago
Vote for the best. Choose the SERVANT of the nation, not the LEADER.
Stay well.
BK
Bkorczak 3 years ago