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  • AHHHH, he just wanted to " dump her " anyway ! LOL...

  • 3 seconds not 4 or 5

  • 4 seconds not 5

  • ... did she die?

  • fake

  • it looks like she pushed herself off....wtf?

  • Credit to the guy, at least he started braking once he knew she'd fallen off :)

  • that's actually 2 seconds... Moron, get a car

  • I can envision the pain she must have felt hitting the pavement. Flesh ripping off her arms and elbows.

  • Probably she said "I'm pregnant ! "

  • is the road okay?

  • Did she die? No seriously, cause she busted her ass pretty hard.

  • What the fuck... she just let go and pushed herself off...?

  • TOSH.0

  • IS THE BIKE OK???

  • guarantee some mean boob rash

  • it looked like she pushed off

  • "You didn't make me a sammich the other day like I told you so..."

  • We got back together yesterday!

  • In soviet Russia, girlfriends loses you.

  • damn u dont know how to ride...

  • More like how to KILL your girlfriend in 5 seconds.

  • how to lose a girlfriend in 5 seconds but the video is in 4 lolz

  • did the bike die ?

  • damn idiot this guy

  • did she die?

  • i bet she's dead?

  • OH SHIT

  • holy shittt

    

  • thats some bogus shit right there

  • XD PWNED!!

  • mad road rash! what a putz!!

  • loool

  • #OMG

  • omg

    

  • oh shit

  • out in the desert then dump she like that xD

  • it looks like she let go and then pushed herself off the bike.

  • @bergy41rox i agree

  • i laughed, it was so unexpected cuz i was 2 stupid 2 not see the girlfriend in the back :D

  • Did she die?

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  • Epic.

  • TOUGH LOVE <3

    (haha, not really)

  • serves her right for leaving the kitchen

  • @MrAviiiii quality :L

  • @MrAviiiii Haha!!!!

  • @MrAviiiii HAHAHAHAHA

  • @MrAviiiii ha ha

  • @MrAviiiii you know what guys who make kitchen jokes are called? Single.

  • 4 second fail =/

  • or even 4 seconds

  • i think that was 4 seconds

  • @weaslyxXx  GOD UR FKING RIGHT XD

  • owned

  • pwnd

  • i bet a nipple pop she want be breast feeding

  • How to get from Double D to simply A !

  • How do u expect her to fall off the bike going that fast? She just wasn't holding on tight enough and wasn't ready for the weight shift. Do u expect her to put her arms to her side or in her pockets? It may "look" like she pushed off but when u have that much momentum you don't need to push off. She wasn't glued to the bike. It's common sense.

  • why would they even record that..lol

  • THAT WAS FOUR AND A fraction number

  • She still won't quit callin me!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @acevega92212 lol

  • Holy gravity Batman!!!!

  • Thanks for inspiration... Kidding ;)

  • So what injuries did she have? Hope she was okay.

  • fuck off you got a bike xD

  • LOL

  • what a dumbfuck!

  • Hahahaha

  • and women say motor cycles are dangerous

  • ill keep that in mind...

  • she was testing her new boob implants

  • im gunna try this

  • @stillachamp92 i sure as hell hope ur joking cause that shits retarded to do with someone on the bike especially at them speeds its very dangerous and i hope that guy went to jail for that

  • @DJGizmo1983 Shut the fuck up dumbass. Learn how to spell dumbfuck.

  • Red necks!!

  • one of those video that make u go oooooooooooooo shit

  • LOL Hes Like Lets Go On A Bike Ride Ok Gets On Goes Driving For A Mile BITCH GET OFF MAI BACK Does A Wheelie She Falls Off

  • i love it when she falls off and he looks back and keeps going hes just like bye

  • haha thats how to lose her in TWO ways XD

  • hahahahaha

  • lol

  • epic fail bro !

  • its actually 4... phail?

  • @persiasand more like 3, but he still failed!

  • your a fag.

  • I think the backend of that bike bumped her off when the front came down.

  • UBER FAIL!

  • danm now i know how to git rid of my gf lol making it an aksident

  • actualy its 4 lol

  • It's genius! Why didn't I think of that?

  • I have an annoying girl friend...

    I've tried to get help, but i haven't tried this one yet...

  • How to Lose A Girlfriend in 5 Seconds, the video is 4 seconds long and the girl falls in 2 seconds lol

  • more like 2.5 seconds

  • dam here road rash is gonna be nasty!

    i always let my GF wear the jacket fuck that

  • There's a reason why you're supposed to hold onto the driver when sitting on the back of a motorcycle. This moron learned that the hard way.

  • Seriously thumbs up if you agree with this:

    If you watch this vid enough times, do you notice that the woman on the back kinda pushes herself away from the guy on the front?

  • the whole video is not even 5 seconds

  • DANM NATURE! U SCARY!

  • @ShadoFact0r

    That doesn't even work.

  • i bet $100000000 shes not with h

  • 4 seconds 0_0

  • DIALOGUE:

    Woman: Can I drive honey?

    Man: No, just wait.

    Woman: Please, I hate the back.

    Man: Fuck this (makes woman fall off) now that's better!

  • XD WTF!!! lmao did he hit the gas after she fell off

  • actually its 4 seconds ;)

  • lol

    

  • when he wheeled she slipped and fell off

  • you lost one in 3 seconds...

  • The title should've been "HOW TO LOSE YOUR FACE"

  • that was 4 second u fag

    

  • thats funny because the vidoes only 4 second dumb ass...

  • women are fucking stupid.

  • ................hehe fail she like jumped off

    woman: SCREW LIFE MUTHA FUCK@RS

  • that was 4 seconds

  • auch !!!!!

    "hey baby..wanna go for a ride ;) "

  • more like 4 seconds

  • Dude, thats not even funny...

  • @samerein wasnt supposed to be?

  • the bitch fell off!!!

  • homo fake and gay

  • @TheRuneMassacre this isn't fake...

  • @TheRuneMassacre

    your fake and gay :) hahaha um do u really think thats fake? she fell of the motor bike? she wou;ldnt just jump off and hurt herself

  • smart...

  • Thts mean

  • Im flyin'! Whee... splat

    so happeh

  • OMG POOR GIRL!LOL

  • lmao this should be a 20 bucks for not laughing, you could make a fortune

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  • its 4 seconds not 5

  • LMFAO

  • oh shit!

    Tht is why u hold on u dumb bitch!

  • OMFG

  • Hey, this video was filmed on my birthday!!!

    I could only be happier if that girl had fallen off the bike to bring me a sandwich... :(

  • is the ground okay?

  • well, i know it hurt

  • the vids only 4 secs long dip sh**

  • is the motorcycle ok?

  • Looks like she got ass. Nice.

  • that what i need do lol

  • @zackman171 Won't be anymore either way!

  • it almost looks like she pushes off

  • Scraped arms much ? 

  • 4 secs

  • That Fucking HURT!!!

  • IS SHE OK?! O_o

  • what happened to the girl who fell off

  • BIKER:PISS OFF BITCH

  • Hold on babe, too late

  • woman:did u eat that cheese pizza again

    man:maybe

    woman:u no that make u gasy

    man*farts*

    woman*passes out AND falls off BIKE*

    man:i told u not to bug me about food

    woman:ouch!! come get me i fell u ass hole

    man: goodbye retard

    LOL!!

  • lol not 5 secs, 4 secs xD

  • hahaha i laughed when he turned around and when like "this aint good" XD

  • faaaaaaaake. she pushed off of him.

  • aahahhahahahahahahhahah lololololol

  • that works

    

  • more like,how to lose a boyfriend in 5 seconds

  • I have another fast way i shoot to her a nuclear bomb and she dies in 2 seconds!!

  • rofl XD  :U X_X

  • Man......sort of funny...but I really hope she's ok...I know a doctor who gets these people in Emerg every day..motos are very dangerous

  • That would be 3

  • as told from nikolai belinski: "i kill my first wife. She was bitch!" good idea dood id do dat to

  • she pushed her self off 

  • @XPxKX1stsasukeXPxKX JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA lol thanks for the laugh :D jajajajajajajajajajjajajajajaj­aja

  • awsome

    

  • ture

  • oh i get it! hahaha!

  • lmao aaahahhahahhahaa that was great

  • o.O that must hurt.

  • i said no mayo bitch

  • 4 secs

    

  • how to loose a girl friend or lose one well i am sure shes a little of both

  • how'd she fall off? looks like she pushed herself off.

  • @liltisag13

    wouldnt blame her.

  • @liltisag13 It's called the fatass gravity effect. Kinda like tits but less organs.

  • @liltisag13 i REALLY don't think that she did that!

  • @liltisag13 plrobably got scared thinking they were crashing and her instinct was to jump off..

  • @liltisag13 That's called momentum buddy. When her center of gravity shifted she couldn't hold on. Did you see the wheelie?

  • @bakersjoint that still dont explain why she let go, im pretty sure she couldve held on for longer or at least long enough for him to stop.

  • no way!!! i spit on my damn monitor

  • hahahaha

    

  • Thats what she gets for being out of the kitchen

  • Why you didn't make video "How to get a girl in 5 sec?" xD

  • lol