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  • she got an orgasm walking up the fcuking stairs .. ahahah

  • ITS MY DUTY TO PLEASE THAT AFRICAN BOOTY! LMAO

  • i fuckin love cum shots in my mouth

  • Yooooooooooooo, funny as fuck dude!!! "clampin on my dick like the great wall of china" Awesome video!!!

  • My name is Buck, and I like to FUCK!! big BLACK, NIG-NOG DING-DONGS!

  • wtf are U kiddin ? moneyshots rules BUT you consider a very vital point, that they shouldn´t show all the 25 seconds of jacking off before the actual shot

  • also I wouldn't want any other people touching (-: my intimate parts even if it's for a piercing except for the person I'm in love with (if i were in love with someone)

  • also how could i have possibly scared the shot out of you (-:

    i mean shit out of you I sneaked in soo quietly

  • Ya i know, what's the big deal with people not admitting they watch porn.

    I also think they should cast more guys who look like greek gods and not like boars with seal or porno staches

    (-: you mentioned the guy with the freddy krueger dick; I think some parts should not get pierced (that includes any intimate parts and nipples (-: i don't care too much about the rest) because if something goes wrong then you suffer from it forever

  • Hahahahahahaha. All your vids deserve this many views.

  • lololol.........mow those fat fuckers down

  • NIN FTW

  • God damn it if you want more ideas for videos do more of these, this shit is genius.

  • And even better, NIN is one of my favorite artists so Fuck yeaah.

  • Billy, I just now noticed that this video has over 100,000 views. All your videos should have that much, seriousley...

  • You will never believe this Billy. I have MET barbie cummings, and I know her sugar daddy personally. She is dumb as FUCK.

  • You will never believe this Billy. I have MET barbie cummings, and I know her sugar daddy personally. She is dumb as FUCK.

  • Nice ending with Closer. My least favorite NIN song but, it fit well.

  • lmfao lOL

    

  • very nice vid. you're more honest and ballsy than most men just putting a video up about this.

  • Lmao you're hilarious dude!

  • cum shots look better with no mans face ahah

  • your hilarious lol, l am not afraid to admit l like watching porn every now and then :)

  • aahsearching for a guy that will make me go wild

  • By the 5 second mark of this video I was laughing pretty good man, haha. Subscribed!

  • dick to dick with girl

  • dude you're hilarious

  • Fucking loved it; I'm a girl and I watch porn

  • and god bless you for watching me...you should totally subscribe if you havent already

  • It wasn't blackmail for cocaine it was blackmail for painkillers! She blew him to avoid drug charges. Barbie wouldn't be able to travel out of state, and would of violated her porn contract, so she sucked him off after watching porn in the police cruiser and the cop threw her "happy pills" in the bushes. She still had to go to court for $180 speeding ticket for going 92 in a 70 zone. Do your research you moron hick. It took me 30 seconds to find that out.

  • Im not a news caster you fuck, Im a comedian, I dont need the whole story I just need enough to make it funny. and I did this story bout as soon as it was aired, so my wikipedia sources were limited then. but again its sad that you care that much about the accuracy of a porn story on a comedy vid...you fucking hick

  • Dude. You are fucking rad! thats the truth. keep it up son.

  • hahahaha! sick lol im 16 and i can get liad whenever i want! just get msn you get random adds off crazy horny people then you go meet them and fuck them, thats how i met my ex and my current gf

  • don't lie. dick

  • "It's my duty to please that african booty" LOL

  • Your cool as hell man thats right porn is better because women are fucken stuck up bitches

  • p.s., that shit on the end is TRUE

  • I like you. Not in a "jack you in the ass till I blow" kind of way. Ur funny. Keep it up as the more politically incorrect your material is, the better!

  • Your Sexisode: porn, blowjobs, cum shots, dick & clit piercings is very awesome!! flirtycams, org is free by the way

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  • eww this is fucking sick yuck

  • dude. the reason you dont get laid is cause you dont get out enough. ok? put a smile on your face...be yourself... and stop making discusting videos. its not helping you get laid a bit. take care..

    mike

  • dude. I have a live in girlfriend who loves having sex with me for sometime now and the reason we met and she decided she liked me is because of these videos. she gets that they're a joke. So in fact these videos actually get me laid and got me a serious relationship.

    Billy

  • thats awesome man.

  • dude.. billy owned you....lol. LMAO....

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  • yea, evidently a lot of people are perverts

  • "I can't get laid when I want to, so I have to watch pornos so I can put friction on my penis and ejaculate so I don't go FUCKING insane and run into a fucking Weight Watchers club with a glock and mow those fat fuckers DOWN!!!!" I'm in tears dude...fucking hilarious!!!!

  • dang billy you have a lot of views on this one dont you?

  • "its my duty to please that African booty" hahahahahahahaha!!!!! your fuckin hilarious... I subscribed already

  • avoid the appalange.

  • hhahahahha you scared the fuckin shit outta me.

  • DIZ IS SUM OF THA FUNNEST SHIT IVE SEEN! your hilarious dude

  • oh hello there... you scared the shit outta me. LMAO

  • haha damn dude. you're a fuckin genius on this subject.

  • ah yes the ol barbiecumingz shit...yes...it WAS funny while it lasted...and yes is true the guys that said that they dont watch porn..all i know is that i dont i prefer th real thing xD..

    by logic u watch porn...imagine you have a computer..alone in your house with no parental control on it...or Im the only one...what are ya gona do...in you tube all day...man i dont think so..dont bullshit me :)..but seriously...stop the bullshit and say it

    YOU LIKE PORN...there...now dont u feel better

  • This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  • well if you havent subscribed yet, ya better so ya can laugh all the damn time

  • it's my duty to please that african booty....THAT IS GOING TO BE A LINE IN A MOVIE SOMEDAY YOU JUST WAIT!!!

  • so hilarious! :)

  • dude funny az hell keep i up i loved the ending!

  • you know billy... im glad there at least one guy who takes the time to speak the truth on youtube keep it up

  • xD Hilarious.

  • LOL! omg, orgasms walking up the staircase! Dude, you are hilarious!

  • i dont think i would ever stick something in my COCK, especially something that PIERCES IT

  • I KNOW!!! they always show the guys pleasure i mean come on dont show us that shit.

  • u r fucken great omg i love ur videos it so funny

  • black cock lol mailman suck my balls rofl

    stairway orgasm lolz dick ripped in half O.O

    wall of china LOLLL

  • you are the coolest mother fucker i have ever seen

  • intense ending >:D

  • i laughed so hard oh my god thats funnny shit lol

    clampin on to a block on the great wall of china hahahahah

  • *agrees with leechproject and subscribes* haha jk this is awesome shit XD

  • 4:40-5:10 ...non-stop laughing

    "It's my duty to please that African booty"

    How do ya come up with all this stuff? Just the tones and the whole pace. Agreed with everything you said, too.

  • dude that is some messed up stuff!!

  • YES! NIN at the end! *subscribes*

  • how did you do that video with shit in your pants?

  • hello, you scared the fuck outta me xD

    rofl

  • THANK you some one who finnaly understands

  • does anhyone have msn!!! msg me my msn live id is jane21dame B

  • i love the beggining. o hello there you scared the shit out of me. lol. all casually

  • Awesome, I am high, is this even funnier not high?

  • depends what you're on.

  • omg this is tooo fucking funny haahahahahahaha

  • It must of really shrank!

  • ahahahahahahhahaha

  • that was great

  • u r fuckin awesome!

  • HAHA Suck the shine off aluminum foil!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • omg omg omg, that last line had me in hysterics!!!

  • Man youare telling the truth. Gte at me let's do a show.

  • NIN closer \m/

  • Do you have fun talking to yourself?

  • Classic.

  • u r a wild dude rock on homeboy

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  • Hahaha, oh my God, your videos are absolute gold. I've just started watching them and I'm already a fan. Keep up the good work.

  • douche?

  • loser

  • ok now i saw the end and i shit myself...

    you're my prophet! ;D

  • "In fact right now i'm going over my stock options, i'm checking the wheather planning a summer vacation and chatting it up with an old friend from australia... i'm kidding of course! its pornography!!!" ;)

    muhahahaaa i swear i just wet myself from laughing so hard :)))) classic...

  • 'let me take the pig out of the blanket and suck the shine of the aluminum foil'

    another classic

  • lol nice.

  • rofl a bullet is fat free

  • ya know what else is fat free and delicious? a subscription to me

  • its my duty to please that african booty lol

  • .......wow I'm 17 and I jut have one thing to say...I don't watch porno.........HAH!!!!!!!! ...I'm not kidding I'm completly weird I should but I don't It kinda bores me I perfer Video games.... I like games .....I got game? ....Random ppl choudn't die they should be congratulated for their weirdness of non existant minds.... because were all SPECAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HELP

    I need somebody

    HELP

    anybody

    the song you played was paint it by the rolling stones (writen because of his GFs death)

  • Hahaha, that was awesome, you kind of remind me of Jay.

    Ya know, Jay and Silent Bob.

  • that guy MADE kevin smiths movies great

  • yea bithc suck on my big black cock HAHA

    lol

  • my best intro EVER

  • O_o no thanks horny one...

  • "Like a fucking Troll!!" this was a hilarious video. Thanks.

  • no sir, thank you for watching

  • No don't thank me....

  • laugh my fucking ass off!!!

    the last part you went insane

    nice vid

  • yea I tend to start off ok, but start ranting and then lose my shit towards the end.

    you should totally subscribe so you can watch me slip into a psychotic rage every week!

  • HAJHAA nice song to finish it. Closer is one of the best sex songs out there.... personaly i agree with the whole you view points on watching porn..EVERYone does!!!! i know this guy hes 16 and says hes never jacke doff or watched porn. hes fat ass hell to and he says hes saving it for his first love..BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

  • what kind of MAN saves himself for love? a really ugly one who cant get laid so he says that so people wont immediantly assume hes a fat ass loser WHICH HE CLEARLY IS!

  • He's gay i think though.... which is worst. I hate those type of pornos were they zoom in on the guy. I know girls that watch more porn than me...its INSANE!!!!

  • Dude Barbie Cummings lives in Tennessee.

    Tennessee Home to famous porn stars.

    Team Alex

  • Jamie gave me vd but still love her

  • ahahaha I LOVE HOW YOU GET ON A ROLL AND START SPITTING OUT EMOTION AHAHAHA the end was classic

    uhm their was this 18 or 19 year old girl porn star that my brothers a big fan of- she was on the Tyra show- she sucked like 4 cocks at once

  • you know you love me

  • 959 views Perverts. xD

  • all of my sexisodes get mad hits compared to any of my other vids. Ive gotta give the people what they want. Vids with sexually explicit names and tags

  • sex with school age dont you a pervert

  • if were perverts then whats that make you... u viewed too

  • you'd fuck a black chick huh?? man you know what just think of a rotten oyster and um yeah gross

    stuckinconnell

  • if it smells liek fish and tastes like chicken, close your eyes and keep on licking.

    I never said I was going to eat the black chic out, I said I was going to booty fuck her...my dick has been in worse places, both God and man made

  • i like the realk thing of course my penis doenst like the rugburn haha

  • You scared the shit out of me hahahahaha!!

    billy black

    july 2nd paco day!

  • Billy, I prefer the real thing to porn. Sorry. That's just cause all I have to do is snap my fingers.

  • you're the reason why people murder each other

  • shit i pissed my pants watching this vid :-\ is that some kind of big white dildo on your t-shirt or something?

  • pissed your pants laughing or do you have a problem...and ITS THE FUCKING WICKED JESTER ON MY SHIRT YOU COCK SANDWICH!

  • i thought i pissed my pants because it was so funny but then i saw the big dildo that scared the hella outta me and and i cried mummy

  • no, its not a dildo good sir, its an evil jester holding up a knife and its bonified badass.

    glad my words helped make you soil yourself

  • glad we cleared that up, i must have too much semen on my glasses, can't see shit, guess i have to get them cleaned....... :-\

  • just wipe em off and go back to work!

  • NOOOO! You changed angles, you've broken the forth wall! ARGHHH

  • lol

  • do a better comment! watch the video and elaborate on your feelings and thoughts...dont have any thoughts?...make an assment

  • you are a funny guy and your videos are usually interesting to watch, just keep it up

  • lol (lol)

  • great video!

    this video was real funny

    Amen billyblackattacks

    You was right, reason why we jeck off, because some woman don't give no ass.

  • HAHAHAAHAHA omg you're the best Billy. *jumps in your lap* :P

  • sweet! an aussie in my lap! *throws away porn*

    PS it was you I had in mind when saying "chatting it up with an old friend from australia" so be honored!

  • I knew it....

    and I told you to keep your hands where I could see them....

    now git yur ass back in the closet!

  • hahah billy fuckin wicked as usual, its true. i wouldnt beat off either if i could get a hotty whenever i wanted, haha

  • internet porrrrrrrrn isss greeeat exceprrt forr tthe stickyyyyy keyboardddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lmao nice sexisode... having sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

  • ow freddy kauger dickkk

    hahaha this was disturbing but funny :D

  • I knew a piercing fiend like you would appreciate that lol

  • this video is disgusting.

  • its hilarious/ironic/confusing that you of all people would say that. I dont know if youre being sincer and I should be honored, or youre being sarcastic and thereby being an asshole. But thanx for watching

  • I love you man great video

    XD

    It's funny how relentless you are

    And perfect song to put on the end there, I <3 NIN

  • I truley am relentless arent I

    my whole existance is flawed, you get me closer to god!

  • man, state troopers are underpaid as it is.. they should get some benefits outta da job.

    excellent combination of truth and humor

    P.S. Maria Ozawa

  • this is your second best video ever. 5 stars. faves.

  • which ones my best then?

  • it was another sexisode. i think your first one. sorry i forgot to respond.

  • freddy kruger dicks FTW!

  • oh, hello there! you scared the shit outta me...

    hahaha

  • yea, its my favorite opening

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