wtf are U kiddin ? moneyshots rules BUT you consider a very vital point, that they shouldn´t show all the 25 seconds of jacking off before the actual shot
also I wouldn't want any other people touching (-: my intimate parts even if it's for a piercing except for the person I'm in love with (if i were in love with someone)
Ya i know, what's the big deal with people not admitting they watch porn.
I also think they should cast more guys who look like greek gods and not like boars with seal or porno staches
(-: you mentioned the guy with the freddy krueger dick; I think some parts should not get pierced (that includes any intimate parts and nipples (-: i don't care too much about the rest) because if something goes wrong then you suffer from it forever
It wasn't blackmail for cocaine it was blackmail for painkillers! She blew him to avoid drug charges. Barbie wouldn't be able to travel out of state, and would of violated her porn contract, so she sucked him off after watching porn in the police cruiser and the cop threw her "happy pills" in the bushes. She still had to go to court for $180 speeding ticket for going 92 in a 70 zone. Do your research you moron hick. It took me 30 seconds to find that out.
Im not a news caster you fuck, Im a comedian, I dont need the whole story I just need enough to make it funny. and I did this story bout as soon as it was aired, so my wikipedia sources were limited then. but again its sad that you care that much about the accuracy of a porn story on a comedy vid...you fucking hick
hahahaha! sick lol im 16 and i can get liad whenever i want! just get msn you get random adds off crazy horny people then you go meet them and fuck them, thats how i met my ex and my current gf
I like you. Not in a "jack you in the ass till I blow" kind of way. Ur funny. Keep it up as the more politically incorrect your material is, the better!
Please help a college gal out Naren789. Help by letting me know if you like my video I posted and what you would like to see in my next video and I will custom make you a video of me for FREE.
dude. the reason you dont get laid is cause you dont get out enough. ok? put a smile on your face...be yourself... and stop making discusting videos. its not helping you get laid a bit. take care..
dude. I have a live in girlfriend who loves having sex with me for sometime now and the reason we met and she decided she liked me is because of these videos. she gets that they're a joke. So in fact these videos actually get me laid and got me a serious relationship.
"I can't get laid when I want to, so I have to watch pornos so I can put friction on my penis and ejaculate so I don't go FUCKING insane and run into a fucking Weight Watchers club with a glock and mow those fat fuckers DOWN!!!!" I'm in tears dude...fucking hilarious!!!!
ah yes the ol barbiecumingz shit...yes...it WAS funny while it lasted...and yes is true the guys that said that they dont watch porn..all i know is that i dont i prefer th real thing xD..
by logic u watch porn...imagine you have a computer..alone in your house with no parental control on it...or Im the only one...what are ya gona do...in you tube all day...man i dont think so..dont bullshit me :)..but seriously...stop the bullshit and say it
very cute and Horny, Feeling so wild my amazing sports body full of sexual energy!. I'm a REAL woman who wants to get naughty on cam with a REAL guy like YOU MY DEAR! I'm here to pleasure U dear,come to me! come visit me at Play-Cam (.COM) my user-id there is Anna-pklu chat soon on cam ;)
"In fact right now i'm going over my stock options, i'm checking the wheather planning a summer vacation and chatting it up with an old friend from australia... i'm kidding of course! its pornography!!!" ;)
muhahahaaa i swear i just wet myself from laughing so hard :)))) classic...
.......wow I'm 17 and I jut have one thing to say...I don't watch porno.........HAH!!!!!!!! ...I'm not kidding I'm completly weird I should but I don't It kinda bores me I perfer Video games.... I like games .....I got game? ....Random ppl choudn't die they should be congratulated for their weirdness of non existant minds.... because were all SPECAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP
I need somebody
HELP
anybody
the song you played was paint it by the rolling stones (writen because of his GFs death)
gd video! my names Ashley, kinda feelin bored if any1 wants to join me on cam or wana chat i will be signed on at __ FriendlyFlirts(.COM) __ my user ID there is Ashley_dtmraeftadx chat soon xx its FR33 to j0in! mwah
HAJHAA nice song to finish it. Closer is one of the best sex songs out there.... personaly i agree with the whole you view points on watching porn..EVERYone does!!!! i know this guy hes 16 and says hes never jacke doff or watched porn. hes fat ass hell to and he says hes saving it for his first love..BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!
what kind of MAN saves himself for love? a really ugly one who cant get laid so he says that so people wont immediantly assume hes a fat ass loser WHICH HE CLEARLY IS!
He's gay i think though.... which is worst. I hate those type of pornos were they zoom in on the guy. I know girls that watch more porn than me...its INSANE!!!!
all of my sexisodes get mad hits compared to any of my other vids. Ive gotta give the people what they want. Vids with sexually explicit names and tags
its hilarious/ironic/confusing that you of all people would say that. I dont know if youre being sincer and I should be honored, or youre being sarcastic and thereby being an asshole. But thanx for watching
she got an orgasm walking up the fcuking stairs .. ahahah
liahS06 1 month ago
ITS MY DUTY TO PLEASE THAT AFRICAN BOOTY! LMAO
danipantz95 3 months ago
i fuckin love cum shots in my mouth
TheEricWB 4 months ago
Yooooooooooooo, funny as fuck dude!!! "clampin on my dick like the great wall of china" Awesome video!!!
Garsaun7 5 months ago
My name is Buck, and I like to FUCK!! big BLACK, NIG-NOG DING-DONGS!
4ourOne6ix 7 months ago
wtf are U kiddin ? moneyshots rules BUT you consider a very vital point, that they shouldn´t show all the 25 seconds of jacking off before the actual shot
Johnny8109 9 months ago
also I wouldn't want any other people touching (-: my intimate parts even if it's for a piercing except for the person I'm in love with (if i were in love with someone)
Annaconda1984 9 months ago
also how could i have possibly scared the shot out of you (-:
i mean shit out of you I sneaked in soo quietly
Annaconda1984 9 months ago
Ya i know, what's the big deal with people not admitting they watch porn.
I also think they should cast more guys who look like greek gods and not like boars with seal or porno staches
(-: you mentioned the guy with the freddy krueger dick; I think some parts should not get pierced (that includes any intimate parts and nipples (-: i don't care too much about the rest) because if something goes wrong then you suffer from it forever
Annaconda1984 9 months ago
Hahahahahahaha. All your vids deserve this many views.
cy2b 1 year ago
lololol.........mow those fat fuckers down
5959512 1 year ago
NIN FTW
Skivenski 1 year ago
God damn it if you want more ideas for videos do more of these, this shit is genius.
codybfd 1 year ago
And even better, NIN is one of my favorite artists so Fuck yeaah.
JakSpringTooth 1 year ago
Billy, I just now noticed that this video has over 100,000 views. All your videos should have that much, seriousley...
JakSpringTooth 1 year ago
You will never believe this Billy. I have MET barbie cummings, and I know her sugar daddy personally. She is dumb as FUCK.
Detrixx19 1 year ago
You will never believe this Billy. I have MET barbie cummings, and I know her sugar daddy personally. She is dumb as FUCK.
Detrixx19 1 year ago
Nice ending with Closer. My least favorite NIN song but, it fit well.
RpgExposition 1 year ago
lmfao lOL
onlynewzealand 1 year ago
very nice vid. you're more honest and ballsy than most men just putting a video up about this.
doedicurus 1 year ago
Lmao you're hilarious dude!
HoneyGirl96815 1 year ago
cum shots look better with no mans face ahah
ALECSF15 1 year ago
your hilarious lol, l am not afraid to admit l like watching porn every now and then :)
tinypuppies3 1 year ago
aahsearching for a guy that will make me go wild
AnneAnnalynn 1 year ago
By the 5 second mark of this video I was laughing pretty good man, haha. Subscribed!
SOuLmAN1984 1 year ago
dick to dick with girl
kentuckyboychris 1 year ago
dude you're hilarious
monkeyballz14224 1 year ago
Fucking loved it; I'm a girl and I watch porn
sweetandspicygal 1 year ago 15
and god bless you for watching me...you should totally subscribe if you havent already
billyblackattacks 1 year ago
It wasn't blackmail for cocaine it was blackmail for painkillers! She blew him to avoid drug charges. Barbie wouldn't be able to travel out of state, and would of violated her porn contract, so she sucked him off after watching porn in the police cruiser and the cop threw her "happy pills" in the bushes. She still had to go to court for $180 speeding ticket for going 92 in a 70 zone. Do your research you moron hick. It took me 30 seconds to find that out.
macuss87 2 years ago
Im not a news caster you fuck, Im a comedian, I dont need the whole story I just need enough to make it funny. and I did this story bout as soon as it was aired, so my wikipedia sources were limited then. but again its sad that you care that much about the accuracy of a porn story on a comedy vid...you fucking hick
billyblackattacks 2 years ago 3
Dude. You are fucking rad! thats the truth. keep it up son.
troxtar 2 years ago
hahahaha! sick lol im 16 and i can get liad whenever i want! just get msn you get random adds off crazy horny people then you go meet them and fuck them, thats how i met my ex and my current gf
138nathan 2 years ago
don't lie. dick
grimmSpectator01 1 year ago
"It's my duty to please that african booty" LOL
AmurgAprins 2 years ago 2
Your cool as hell man thats right porn is better because women are fucken stuck up bitches
latinking78er 2 years ago
p.s., that shit on the end is TRUE
AudioInklined 2 years ago
I like you. Not in a "jack you in the ass till I blow" kind of way. Ur funny. Keep it up as the more politically incorrect your material is, the better!
phanoonki 2 years ago
Your Sexisode: porn, blowjobs, cum shots, dick & clit piercings is very awesome!! flirtycams, org is free by the way
ThewZ 2 years ago
Please help a college gal out Naren789. Help by letting me know if you like my video I posted and what you would like to see in my next video and I will custom make you a video of me for FREE.
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BernardoNeferkitty 2 years ago
eww this is fucking sick yuck
Naren789 2 years ago
dude. the reason you dont get laid is cause you dont get out enough. ok? put a smile on your face...be yourself... and stop making discusting videos. its not helping you get laid a bit. take care..
mike
nothadnotbad 2 years ago
dude. I have a live in girlfriend who loves having sex with me for sometime now and the reason we met and she decided she liked me is because of these videos. she gets that they're a joke. So in fact these videos actually get me laid and got me a serious relationship.
Billy
billyblackattacks 2 years ago 5
thats awesome man.
AudioInklined 2 years ago
dude.. billy owned you....lol. LMAO....
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OnCall101Villa 2 years ago
yea, evidently a lot of people are perverts
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
"I can't get laid when I want to, so I have to watch pornos so I can put friction on my penis and ejaculate so I don't go FUCKING insane and run into a fucking Weight Watchers club with a glock and mow those fat fuckers DOWN!!!!" I'm in tears dude...fucking hilarious!!!!
aperfectkillswitch 2 years ago
dang billy you have a lot of views on this one dont you?
canttouchthis3223 2 years ago
"its my duty to please that African booty" hahahahahahahaha!!!!! your fuckin hilarious... I subscribed already
RapRockFan4Life 2 years ago
avoid the appalange.
DrSikenstine666 2 years ago
hhahahahha you scared the fuckin shit outta me.
vermoon 2 years ago
DIZ IS SUM OF THA FUNNEST SHIT IVE SEEN! your hilarious dude
RapRockFan4Life 2 years ago
oh hello there... you scared the shit outta me. LMAO
jslim39 2 years ago 15
haha damn dude. you're a fuckin genius on this subject.
Dweebo1234 2 years ago
ah yes the ol barbiecumingz shit...yes...it WAS funny while it lasted...and yes is true the guys that said that they dont watch porn..all i know is that i dont i prefer th real thing xD..
by logic u watch porn...imagine you have a computer..alone in your house with no parental control on it...or Im the only one...what are ya gona do...in you tube all day...man i dont think so..dont bullshit me :)..but seriously...stop the bullshit and say it
YOU LIKE PORN...there...now dont u feel better
deathdrummer196 2 years ago
This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!
babyserena101 2 years ago
well if you havent subscribed yet, ya better so ya can laugh all the damn time
billyblackattacks 2 years ago
it's my duty to please that african booty....THAT IS GOING TO BE A LINE IN A MOVIE SOMEDAY YOU JUST WAIT!!!
spongebob12365 2 years ago
so hilarious! :)
jesuschristwasntcott 2 years ago
dude funny az hell keep i up i loved the ending!
xxKoRndudexx 2 years ago
you know billy... im glad there at least one guy who takes the time to speak the truth on youtube keep it up
PunkWolf1984 2 years ago 2
xD Hilarious.
racosphinx 2 years ago
LOL! omg, orgasms walking up the staircase! Dude, you are hilarious!
mercurylion 2 years ago
i dont think i would ever stick something in my COCK, especially something that PIERCES IT
clynsvin123 2 years ago 2
I KNOW!!! they always show the guys pleasure i mean come on dont show us that shit.
lonestarmetal 3 years ago
u r fucken great omg i love ur videos it so funny
Letsbackitupandstart 3 years ago
black cock lol mailman suck my balls rofl
stairway orgasm lolz dick ripped in half O.O
wall of china LOLLL
themanwiththepan 3 years ago
you are the coolest mother fucker i have ever seen
mwtipper56 3 years ago
intense ending >:D
wowbebece 3 years ago
i laughed so hard oh my god thats funnny shit lol
clampin on to a block on the great wall of china hahahahah
haileybexley 3 years ago
*agrees with leechproject and subscribes* haha jk this is awesome shit XD
bootsiemcgee 3 years ago
4:40-5:10 ...non-stop laughing
"It's my duty to please that African booty"
How do ya come up with all this stuff? Just the tones and the whole pace. Agreed with everything you said, too.
3990DIRECTnDESIGN 3 years ago 4
dude that is some messed up stuff!!
xxKoRndudexx 3 years ago
YES! NIN at the end! *subscribes*
leechproject 3 years ago 2
how did you do that video with shit in your pants?
buckboyz25 3 years ago
hello, you scared the fuck outta me xD
rofl
MetallicAfanboy87 3 years ago 2
THANK you some one who finnaly understands
link253425 3 years ago
does anhyone have msn!!! msg me my msn live id is jane21dame B
casaalex23 3 years ago
i love the beggining. o hello there you scared the shit out of me. lol. all casually
Kratos6688 3 years ago
Awesome, I am high, is this even funnier not high?
aromicdevil 3 years ago
depends what you're on.
leechproject 3 years ago
omg this is tooo fucking funny haahahahahahaha
sugalips9135 3 years ago
It must of really shrank!
aromicdevil 3 years ago
ahahahahahahhahaha
XxXxXtHeLoSeRXxXxX 3 years ago
that was great
ccofmight 3 years ago
u r fuckin awesome!
beautifuldream2009 3 years ago
HAHA Suck the shine off aluminum foil!
Pectabyte 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shredtacular311 3 years ago
omg omg omg, that last line had me in hysterics!!!
LyricalWax 3 years ago
Man youare telling the truth. Gte at me let's do a show.
huncherman 3 years ago
NIN closer \m/
waleedk93 3 years ago
Do you have fun talking to yourself?
heybabyhay 3 years ago
Classic.
Scenecore85 3 years ago
u r a wild dude rock on homeboy
cupoflove2g 3 years ago
very cute and Horny, Feeling so wild my amazing sports body full of sexual energy!. I'm a REAL woman who wants to get naughty on cam with a REAL guy like YOU MY DEAR! I'm here to pleasure U dear,come to me! come visit me at Play-Cam (.COM) my user-id there is Anna-pklu chat soon on cam ;)
tacottam 3 years ago
Hahaha, oh my God, your videos are absolute gold. I've just started watching them and I'm already a fan. Keep up the good work.
Twitchmonkey 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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That falsetto is righteous!
trustcurr 3 years ago
douche?
HockeyFreak879 3 years ago
loser
stanscheit 3 years ago
ok now i saw the end and i shit myself...
you're my prophet! ;D
smellyuglydork 3 years ago
"In fact right now i'm going over my stock options, i'm checking the wheather planning a summer vacation and chatting it up with an old friend from australia... i'm kidding of course! its pornography!!!" ;)
muhahahaaa i swear i just wet myself from laughing so hard :)))) classic...
smellyuglydork 3 years ago
'let me take the pig out of the blanket and suck the shine of the aluminum foil'
another classic
biggamethbiggame 3 years ago 2
lol nice.
snackpack14 3 years ago
rofl a bullet is fat free
emomutt 3 years ago
ya know what else is fat free and delicious? a subscription to me
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
its my duty to please that african booty lol
TickedOffTony 3 years ago
.......wow I'm 17 and I jut have one thing to say...I don't watch porno.........HAH!!!!!!!! ...I'm not kidding I'm completly weird I should but I don't It kinda bores me I perfer Video games.... I like games .....I got game? ....Random ppl choudn't die they should be congratulated for their weirdness of non existant minds.... because were all SPECAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP
I need somebody
HELP
anybody
the song you played was paint it by the rolling stones (writen because of his GFs death)
UltimateWeaponEdenX 3 years ago
Hahaha, that was awesome, you kind of remind me of Jay.
Ya know, Jay and Silent Bob.
iGrope 3 years ago
that guy MADE kevin smiths movies great
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
yea bithc suck on my big black cock HAHA
lol
poopysnitch21 3 years ago
my best intro EVER
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
gd video! my names Ashley, kinda feelin bored if any1 wants to join me on cam or wana chat i will be signed on at __ FriendlyFlirts(.COM) __ my user ID there is Ashley_dtmraeftadx chat soon xx its FR33 to j0in! mwah
vkyosho 3 years ago
O_o no thanks horny one...
UltimateWeaponEdenX 3 years ago
"Like a fucking Troll!!" this was a hilarious video. Thanks.
MonicaBailey 3 years ago
no sir, thank you for watching
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
No don't thank me....
UltimateWeaponEdenX 3 years ago
laugh my fucking ass off!!!
the last part you went insane
nice vid
iyumpastai 3 years ago
yea I tend to start off ok, but start ranting and then lose my shit towards the end.
you should totally subscribe so you can watch me slip into a psychotic rage every week!
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
HAJHAA nice song to finish it. Closer is one of the best sex songs out there.... personaly i agree with the whole you view points on watching porn..EVERYone does!!!! i know this guy hes 16 and says hes never jacke doff or watched porn. hes fat ass hell to and he says hes saving it for his first love..BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!
wezleyyo 3 years ago
what kind of MAN saves himself for love? a really ugly one who cant get laid so he says that so people wont immediantly assume hes a fat ass loser WHICH HE CLEARLY IS!
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
He's gay i think though.... which is worst. I hate those type of pornos were they zoom in on the guy. I know girls that watch more porn than me...its INSANE!!!!
wezleyyo 3 years ago
Dude Barbie Cummings lives in Tennessee.
Tennessee Home to famous porn stars.
Team Alex
xXxSceneKidzxXx 3 years ago
Jamie gave me vd but still love her
ParisHitlerHollywood 3 years ago
ahahaha I LOVE HOW YOU GET ON A ROLL AND START SPITTING OUT EMOTION AHAHAHA the end was classic
uhm their was this 18 or 19 year old girl porn star that my brothers a big fan of- she was on the Tyra show- she sucked like 4 cocks at once
BloodyJaime 3 years ago
you know you love me
ParisHitlerHollywood 3 years ago
959 views Perverts. xD
xXxSceneKidzxXx 3 years ago
all of my sexisodes get mad hits compared to any of my other vids. Ive gotta give the people what they want. Vids with sexually explicit names and tags
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
sex with school age dont you a pervert
ParisHitlerHollywood 3 years ago
if were perverts then whats that make you... u viewed too
poopysnitch21 3 years ago
you'd fuck a black chick huh?? man you know what just think of a rotten oyster and um yeah gross
stuckinconnell
stuckinconnell 3 years ago
if it smells liek fish and tastes like chicken, close your eyes and keep on licking.
I never said I was going to eat the black chic out, I said I was going to booty fuck her...my dick has been in worse places, both God and man made
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
i like the realk thing of course my penis doenst like the rugburn haha
skystat23 3 years ago
You scared the shit out of me hahahahaha!!
billy black
july 2nd paco day!
chomponthis107 3 years ago
Billy, I prefer the real thing to porn. Sorry. That's just cause all I have to do is snap my fingers.
krowvinland 3 years ago
you're the reason why people murder each other
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
shit i pissed my pants watching this vid :-\ is that some kind of big white dildo on your t-shirt or something?
rchan0 3 years ago
pissed your pants laughing or do you have a problem...and ITS THE FUCKING WICKED JESTER ON MY SHIRT YOU COCK SANDWICH!
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
i thought i pissed my pants because it was so funny but then i saw the big dildo that scared the hella outta me and and i cried mummy
rchan0 3 years ago
no, its not a dildo good sir, its an evil jester holding up a knife and its bonified badass.
glad my words helped make you soil yourself
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
glad we cleared that up, i must have too much semen on my glasses, can't see shit, guess i have to get them cleaned....... :-\
rchan0 3 years ago
just wipe em off and go back to work!
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
NOOOO! You changed angles, you've broken the forth wall! ARGHHH
jldyett 3 years ago
lol
sezz420 3 years ago
do a better comment! watch the video and elaborate on your feelings and thoughts...dont have any thoughts?...make an assment
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
you are a funny guy and your videos are usually interesting to watch, just keep it up
sezz420 3 years ago
lol (lol)
achigurh 3 years ago
great video!
this video was real funny
Amen billyblackattacks
You was right, reason why we jeck off, because some woman don't give no ass.
TeamAlexSuck 3 years ago
HAHAHAAHAHA omg you're the best Billy. *jumps in your lap* :P
RenegadeFaith 3 years ago
sweet! an aussie in my lap! *throws away porn*
PS it was you I had in mind when saying "chatting it up with an old friend from australia" so be honored!
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
I knew it....
and I told you to keep your hands where I could see them....
now git yur ass back in the closet!
eobisback 3 years ago
hahah billy fuckin wicked as usual, its true. i wouldnt beat off either if i could get a hotty whenever i wanted, haha
allstarQB92 3 years ago
internet porrrrrrrrn isss greeeat exceprrt forr tthe stickyyyyy keyboardddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THETONOS 3 years ago
lmao nice sexisode... having sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
CdaSlav 3 years ago
ow freddy kauger dickkk
hahaha this was disturbing but funny :D
mycharminglove 3 years ago
I knew a piercing fiend like you would appreciate that lol
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
this video is disgusting.
shitthathurts 3 years ago
its hilarious/ironic/confusing that you of all people would say that. I dont know if youre being sincer and I should be honored, or youre being sarcastic and thereby being an asshole. But thanx for watching
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
I love you man great video
XD
It's funny how relentless you are
And perfect song to put on the end there, I <3 NIN
SamCMusic 3 years ago
I truley am relentless arent I
my whole existance is flawed, you get me closer to god!
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
man, state troopers are underpaid as it is.. they should get some benefits outta da job.
excellent combination of truth and humor
P.S. Maria Ozawa
achigurh 3 years ago
this is your second best video ever. 5 stars. faves.
xxitsmyfault 3 years ago
which ones my best then?
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
it was another sexisode. i think your first one. sorry i forgot to respond.
xxitsmyfault 3 years ago
freddy kruger dicks FTW!
xxitsmyfault 3 years ago
oh, hello there! you scared the shit outta me...
hahaha
xxitsmyfault 3 years ago
yea, its my favorite opening
billyblackattacks 3 years ago