nice :) Scaring little kids to be brainwashed and threatening them will hell is soooo funny. She knows what god wants and how to please him. Deliver the little children unto him and his priests. They will
"Check out my YouTube channel/playlists and websites for present-truth materials, Three Angels' Messages and God's last-mercy warning to His people in these last days.
Papacy = Antichrist / Little Horn / Beast from the Sea
Roman Catholicism = Whore of Babylon
Investigative Judgement has commenced in 1844 (1st Angel’s Message)
Ellen G. White, 1827-1915 = End-time Prophet Sent of God
7th-day Sabbath = Seal of God
Sunday Worship to be Enforced as Mark of the Beast"
I saw the first part here a few months ago. It was a good show until the actress got on her soap box. Sorry lady who played her in Medford Oregon, a woman will not ever be a priest.
Scaring little kids to be brainwashed and threatening them will hell is soooo funny. She knows what god wants and how to please him. Deliver the little children unto him and his priests. They will " take care" of them...how sweet and funny.. (spit)
@TooOldForGaming Me? What did I do, and not all "religious" people are morons. Only the ones that abuse power. And how about the millions of people killed under Stalin, Castro, Mao and so on. "Religion" had nothing to do with that. It's not the religion that kills people, it's CERTAIN people.
she needs to get her theology straight. Vatican II did not change "extra ecclesiam nulla salus". No one knows IF non-Catholics get to heaven. There is a possibility they do, but it's not for her to decide.
@TooOldForGaming The people at my church don't say "if you give donations, you'll get what you want." In most churches that doesn't happen, and name one hateful thing in this video.
@TooOldForGaming There are a lot of Christians (like the ones I just listed "dedicated to science", Muslims and Arabs had their contributions to science to. And a huge religion started 2000 years ago, and had 2 billion is no where near the definition of cult. And we "freaks" had a lot of contributions to society like the scientist I just listed below.
@TooOldForGaming Oh mkay, so Galileo was blind, Capernicus was blind, Newton was blind, please...this video all in the spirit of fun....leave your personal views out the window. Thank you.
Before the Second Vatican Council, the Baltimore Catechism taught that Protestants could go to heaven if they believed that the religion they were following was true (question #510).
It is so sad that any spiritual practice would put so much focus on sin and punishment and guilt. Putting a funny spin on it doesn't negate the damage.
I was raised Catholic and attended Parochial elementary and high schools. What I learned was to distrust my essential nature and to be blinded to the essential goodness in others. I no longer practice Catholicism, but I am a strong Christian. Christ spoke of connection with each other, not distrust.
We need these kinds of nuns to be priests a la Rev. Roy Bourgeois from SOA Watch who has ordained woman as priests. Another person to be followed, but shoulder to shoulder is Dr. Francisco Acosta who started Romero University and Peaceint.org Acosta 's name should be googled up plus the word testimony and see this christian in action . He was born near the volcano Guazapa in El Salvador and was classmates with the now President Mauricio Funes. Please help be moved to act..Tom Schmidt
Peter? A pope?? Not hardly..Weird, catholics did not start till 300 or 400 AD..Well after Peter died..Show me the word pope, or catholic, in the bible..Maybe in the catholic bible, written by man..The lady is funny tho, but borders on blasphemy..
@49indians Catholics believe that Peter was the first pope, even though he didn't have the actual title. . pope meaning the leader of the church. As Jesus told him "Thou art Peter and upon this rock, I will build my church." No blasphemy.
@49indians Catholics believe that Peter was the first pope, even though he didn't have the actual title. . pope meaning the leader of the church. As Jesus told him "Thou art Peter and upon this rock, I will build my church." No blasphemy.
This looks like a good show. I had assumed that it was going to be the usual trashing of religion in the name of humor, but it appears to be the opposite, and very funny.
Almost makes me want to be a Catholic again, but not quite. She should be pope instead of that pedophile hiding jerk that's in there now. S's just to creepy to be a Catholic these days.
I love her humor.. she is wonderful... God does have a sense of humor and we learn so much better when we use it... she has taught in a fabulous way... wow, great!!!!
@jclamdown, no, she's not a real nun. Her name is Maripat Donovan. It's an act. And she does a great job. It's a one-woman show she puts on, thus, the audience. The "classroom" is the stage. Anyone who ever grew up Catholic or went to Catholic schools "back when" and were taught by the sisters understand where this comes from.
@Perrygodmother Hi perrygodmother and also to marose as well. Just to apologize my comments were directed to q8mostashar who questioned Jesus' divinity I just wanted help him/her understand our Catholic beliefs a little. I admit this is not the place for it and only for comments about the good nun's humor. So again I apologize.
What is all of this blabbering on about religion from you posters?? This is supposed to be a funny video that you can sit back in your recliner with a beer and the remote (like Sister said) and enjoy the show! Stop fighting over who says what about the Bible and God and Jesus etc. None of you know much about it anyway from what I can tell by reading your blurbs. Just practice the Golden Rule and you will be fine!
Yes he did rise on the third day and he ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. But first he suffered, died, and was buried. For love of us.
According to Revelation 21:6-7, Almighty God reveals himself to us in plain terms: "And he said to me, It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. To the thirsty I will give from the fountain of the water of life without payment. He who conquers shall have this heritage, and I will be his God and he shall be my son."
And he said to me, "These words are trustworthy and true. And the Lord, the God of the spirits of the prophets, has sent his angel to show his servants what must soon take place . . . I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end . . . I Jesus have sent my angel to you with this testimony for the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, the bright morning star."
When the Son of God became man, He did not cease to be God, for that would have been quite impossible, but he asumed the human nature unto His Divine Person. There are, therefore, two natures in Jesus Christ, the divine nature and the human nature, but there is only one person in Him the person of God the Son. Jesus Christ is therefore God and Man, the Son of God and the Son of David, the true Emmanuel which means God with us.
No again, sorry but this made me confused more and more, "And he said to me" that means that someone else is talking to him, also the roots of David that means David is his father or the God. these questions leed to make someone open his brain more and more to that Jesus is not God and this Bible is not the words of God. He may be a prophet and a messenger from God but not his son.
you should read more and more, get out of the box please.
@q8mostashar Taken from the angel Gabriel's words. Firstly, Gabriel said that Jesus was the 'Son of the Most High' and the 'Son of God'. (The Most High being the Holy Spirit). Secondly, he said that Jesus should "save His people from their sins". Now, God alone can redeem from sin; therefore Jesus must be God.
Jesus rose from the dead on Sunday after He was crucified, with the glorified body promised all believers in the New Testament of the Bible. He did it to show that God will do as promised for believers, sort of a 'show and tell'. It's a wonderful promise. Get a bible and read the New Testament and get the whole story. Thank you.
Thank you for your nice reply, but also you said "He did it to show that God will do as promised for believers" that means he is not God and God is someone else.
MmMmMmM,,, I think you should read the Bible carefully and decide if it is the words of God or not.
@q8mostashar Put your listening ears on. He is both/and, not either/or. Just as we are master of our dogs, parent of our children, child of our parents, husband or wife of our spouse, etc.
I think it's not the right place for discussing about God, but anyway you said he died for our sins, and the logic refuses that he is ONE and he is the father and he is his SON, no one should accept that.
@q8mostashar What's not the right place for discussing God? It's a video with a religious theme. You are coming from a Muslim POV, and you don't accept the Christian POV, so what are you even commenting for? No one in their right mind would want to convert from the Christian POV to yours. Not willingly, without being forced against their will, anyway. Such as it has been lo, these 1,500 years.
@tjttzcspplt You assumed that I'm a Muslim which is not true, but since you mentioned Islam, I find it more real and logical than the theory of God, Son and Holy Spirit. he is the father but he is not, he is God but he is not, he is dead but he did not!.
Furthermore, it's just a discussion where you could not answer my questions in a logical way to convince me, and NO ONE is forcing you or others to convert from Christianity which I respect as all religions.
What is really funny is that the Catholics among us who have been taught by sisters just like this are the ones laughing at this show. These are "IN" jokes for us. No wonder people who never had nuns like this don't get it. This woman is hilarious. I have a strong enough faith to be able to laugh at my own religion once in a while. You go Sister!
@tjttzcspplt If you can't laugh at yourself, then you are going to be one very sad person. Get a grip. She has not crossed any lines. She is the jester in the court. This church needs a sense of humor. Lighten up, already.
ease up centurygardens31. You obviously don't understand what other people have written so don't criticize just because of your ignorance. Relax pal this is all in the name of comedy. She's quite funny too i might add. Alot of the comments here are quite interesting. Yours aren't. I bet you're vain enough though to come back and look at what people have written about you. I'm not so write what you want about me--I'll never see it. Cheers!!! And rock on Sitster!!!!
I got to see the comedian nun in person a few years ago in Pasadena. At the end she collected tips for the retired nuns, that had no retirement...she was brilliant.
She's GREAT!! Our GOD has a sense of humor....and she tells it like it is and gets thru to her listeners w/ her sense of humor. I really enjoy her, and have a friend who is a NUN like her.
LIGHTEN UP for God sakes!!!!!!!! Enjoy that someone has a universally lightened/enlightened sense of her belief. Honestly! I think your problem is that you take yourself too seriously because you are full of self loathing and FEAR!!!
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What part of the bible did God write??? I try to keep my imaginary friends to a minimum? Any idea how many other galaxies exist? No wise man has the power to reason away what a fool believes...
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@captmidnight46 God didn't write ANY of the Bible, you 'sound' smart enough to know that. Why make an arse of your mouth so publicly? Aliens tell you to do it?
Homosexuality is a sin, and it is listed as such in the Bible. If you would rather be involved in that lifestyle anyway, by all means, do so! But don't expect what has been written and understood and taught for two thousand (and more) years to suddenly give way just because you find it to be offensive. It's there for you to accept or to reject, but not to re-write.
and that "sin" was written by your precious preists and the catholic editors of the scriptures who are all busy screwing the altar boys! Funny, Jesus Christ preached love, not the viscious hate you build your little life upon--in the Book "A Place called Home there is a psychiatrist who had a near death experience, and he saw the part of Hell reserved for people who hate different races, gay people, and others---its the Bigot Holiday Inn. Your bed is waiting! Do wear your asbethos panties!!!!!.
@jshonert Still, it cannot be argued that your position is supported by the text. I am not "preaching" hatred or anything of the sort. I'm just saying that, if you don't like Christianity, go and find something that supports your belief system. Hatred has no place in the Church. Believers are commanded to love one another. But we are nowhere told to accept what God calls "sin" just so we can be inclusive. It's not called hatred. It's called obedience. It's called discipleship. It's called love.
@jshonert Love and obedience to God first, foremost, and always. We minister to others by serving them, by living lives of self-sacrifice. Whoever distorts God's love by focusing on the sin alone misses what made Jesus so successful. He accepted all who came to Him, but he didn't allow them to remain in their sins. "Neither do I condemn you. Go, and sin no more." Likewise, whomever accepts the sinner and fails to show them the Way of salvation has condemned the sinner to a life apart from God.
@jshonert Your dodge shows that you really don't understand what the Bible has to say about sin and salvation and Christ's sacrifice. I encourage you to read the Bible, study it, and determine, after doing so, if it is to be valued above the ways of the world. Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean that they hate you. It may just be that there is still something you should learn. I wish you well, and pray that you make a wise decision, when the time comes.
as long as you uphold your hurtful and, I might add, stupid position of hate, you will continue to walk through life doing the work of Sata. Jesus Christ never made one statement against people who are born biologically formed and with the genetic expression to be gay.
you are sadly, in grade school. go on hating. you will continue to be blinded by your own stupidity.
Do you see the irony in your words? You accuse me of being hateful, but it is you who resort to name calling and wild assumptions that, just because I have a different opinion than you, that I'm doing the work of Satan. I believe what is revealed in the Bible to be correct, and you don't. We can choose to disagree and still be civil toward one another, though. One day, we will find out which one of us was correct. Until then, is it too much to ask that we respect one another, if not to agree?
@jshonert To make a comment re your statement "Homosexuality is a sin". I disagree completely. Who are you to judge God on his decision to allow people of this persuasion to be born? He has the last say when it comes to matters of this kind, He wouldn't wickedly put a child on this Earth to be vilified by narrow minded people like you. There was a situation in my country where a Bishop refused to give Communion to devout young men because they were wearing Rainbow Sashes! Nice Christian eh!
Finally and this is mainly for the Agnostics and Atheists: Just for fun, Google J.R.R. Tolkein and then C.S. Lewis. Read about the one thing these 2 literary giants shared in their later years in England. What you read will astound you as both were scholarly men who searched for the truth their whole adult lives. They were both Christian apologists and
one died a devout Roman Catholic. You will not read of this in the NYT.
About abortion: If you think it's okay to kill babies @ any stage of development then you have some serious growing to do. To condone the murders puts you in the same category as the persons who masterminded the holocaust & 9-11. Study at length the First & Greatest Commandment and be happy, be kind, TRUST in GOD! Love one another, try to promote peace instead of hate/intolerance.
Now if anyone would like to know what the RCC believes & teaches go "Catholic Answers" out of CA. Ask any question whatsoever and get the truth instead of spreading falsehoods. Do yourself and friends a favor and study this site for the truth and you will feel better about yourself.
'Maripat Donovan was born in Chicago, attended Catholic grammar school and high school on the South Side of Chicago, and Loyola University on the citys North Side. In 1993, Maripat created Late Nite Catechism. She also originated the role of Sister in Late Nite Catechism, subsequently starring in the show in London, Dublin, Toronto, and major cities throughout the United States.'
I love the Catholic religion, except when I see countries like Haiti, who need more than anything else, to practice birth control. How can anyone think it is right to have child after child with no way to feed or care for them?
The Haitian people do not have to 'have child after child;' like the rest of the world they refuse to control themselves and therefore others must suffer.
Not all Muslims want to kill infidels. Those are the radicals. Kind of like the radical Christians who picket with hateful signs, etc. Religion is for intellectual weaklings.
sadly while I do agree that not all Muslims want to kill those that disagree, and I respect that, it is quite telling when the prophet of Islam partakes in the very same killings that the "radicals" do today. But what did Jesus do? He professed peace and love for all peoples and practiced what he taught instead of inciting his followers to war as Mohammad did.
@glynnt54 Your arguments might hold a little water if you weren't talking about things that happened hundreds of years ago. If you think the Catholic Church today has anything to do with acts of the Church during the Middle Ages, then you have shown yourself to be as blind as you appear to be. It would behoove you to make credible arguments about the Church of today, and not of some secret alliance with the Nazis. Otherwise, all we read is "asldkfj sdfjhfk safhjfkhs jfsfkjsf asdfkjf."
you are wrong actually, she is a real nun. And what she is saying is pretty much what Catholics believe, only with a humorous twist put in so that people might listen more to what is said. I am Catholic and I find this wonderful :D
Absolutely Hilarious!
tthoy1 1 week ago
As a Catholic school survivor, it's finally GREAT to get a laugh from a nun. LOL!!
katpickering 2 weeks ago
This is funny. Look up Shit Nuns Say. That's funny too.
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nice :) Scaring little kids to be brainwashed and threatening them will hell is soooo funny. She knows what god wants and how to please him. Deliver the little children unto him and his priests. They will
TomekHujek631 2 months ago
Funny and accurate too. I went to a convent school in the 1960s and the nuns were just like this.
erroll147 3 months ago
I went and seen this in LA. sat in the front row. HUGE mistake. Its all good...
PInk77W1 8 months ago
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"Check out my YouTube channel/playlists and websites for present-truth materials, Three Angels' Messages and God's last-mercy warning to His people in these last days.
Papacy = Antichrist / Little Horn / Beast from the Sea
Roman Catholicism = Whore of Babylon
Investigative Judgement has commenced in 1844 (1st Angel’s Message)
Ellen G. White, 1827-1915 = End-time Prophet Sent of God
7th-day Sabbath = Seal of God
Sunday Worship to be Enforced as Mark of the Beast"
SeventhDayRemnant 8 months ago
I saw the first part here a few months ago. It was a good show until the actress got on her soap box. Sorry lady who played her in Medford Oregon, a woman will not ever be a priest.
kryceksangel 9 months ago
This is great! Don’t have to be Catholic to have a serious laugh. Good start to the morning. :-)
dclaghorn 10 months ago
sister maripat is awesome!!
JCB112592 11 months ago
Scaring little kids to be brainwashed and threatening them will hell is soooo funny. She knows what god wants and how to please him. Deliver the little children unto him and his priests. They will " take care" of them...how sweet and funny.. (spit)
qixxxz 11 months ago
Why is the laughter in such higher definition than the teacher?
RandomTask3000 11 months ago 5
@RandomTask3000 the mic must have been closer to the audience.
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nun's pussy is yummy. They are little whores
joshuaweizman 11 months ago
She's a hoot!!!!!!!
treedy82 1 year ago
Rip the audio from this vid at tubepull doht cohm.
ArdineZakaria48 1 year ago
Very funny. I did 12 years in Catholic school. I never had a Nun as funny as this one. My teacher was "Sister Mary Beat-Me-Up"
the4xchamp 1 year ago
hahaha I'm gonna convert to new age religion hahaha
mastersek 1 year ago
This is a guy, right?
Neugen 1 year ago
@TooOldForGaming Me? What did I do, and not all "religious" people are morons. Only the ones that abuse power. And how about the millions of people killed under Stalin, Castro, Mao and so on. "Religion" had nothing to do with that. It's not the religion that kills people, it's CERTAIN people.
DavidVelezPerez 1 year ago
she needs to get her theology straight. Vatican II did not change "extra ecclesiam nulla salus". No one knows IF non-Catholics get to heaven. There is a possibility they do, but it's not for her to decide.
capone70 1 year ago
lol are they real nuns?
818TUCAN818 1 year ago
TYPO it said something couny and it should have been county. I catch typos!!!
mitch449 1 year ago
This is great, I could not stop laughing! It is a shame they did not have nuns like this when I was growing up!
sebring68 1 year ago
@TooOldForGaming Peace be with you, Dear one
AhiruAngel 1 year ago
Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil- it has no point
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needstoregister 5 months ago
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door, not by the beauty of it all, nor the lights.
But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp.
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,the alcoholics and the trash.
I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal? How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake.
'And why is everyone so quiet, give me a clue.' 'Hush, child,' He said
'they're all in shock. No one thought they'd be seeing you.'
JUDGE NOT!
AhiruAngel 1 year ago 2
This was wonderful, so funny. God gave this nun a great sense of humor and timing. I loved it and sent it to all my friends.
annfisherdiva 1 year ago
he was good i wanna convert to be a catholic.
willobi 1 year ago
@TooOldForGaming The people at my church don't say "if you give donations, you'll get what you want." In most churches that doesn't happen, and name one hateful thing in this video.
DavidVelezPerez 1 year ago
@TooOldForGaming Alright I'm a normal individual the majority of us are normal individuals. Please stop stereotyping.
DavidVelezPerez 1 year ago
@TooOldForGaming There are a lot of Christians (like the ones I just listed "dedicated to science", Muslims and Arabs had their contributions to science to. And a huge religion started 2000 years ago, and had 2 billion is no where near the definition of cult. And we "freaks" had a lot of contributions to society like the scientist I just listed below.
DavidVelezPerez 1 year ago
@TooOldForGaming Oh mkay, so Galileo was blind, Capernicus was blind, Newton was blind, please...this video all in the spirit of fun....leave your personal views out the window. Thank you.
DavidVelezPerez 1 year ago
Sister your awesome!!!! Just shows ya that God has a sense of humor too! To bless you with such a sense!
sadie96 1 year ago
Before the Second Vatican Council, the Baltimore Catechism taught that Protestants could go to heaven if they believed that the religion they were following was true (question #510).
thoughtadventure 1 year ago 2
"the kingdom of heaven has many rooms except yours will be by the elevator and ice machine"
327yellow 1 year ago
It is so sad that any spiritual practice would put so much focus on sin and punishment and guilt. Putting a funny spin on it doesn't negate the damage.
I was raised Catholic and attended Parochial elementary and high schools. What I learned was to distrust my essential nature and to be blinded to the essential goodness in others. I no longer practice Catholicism, but I am a strong Christian. Christ spoke of connection with each other, not distrust.
jsicaliebe 1 year ago
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jsicaliebe 1 year ago
We need these kinds of nuns to be priests a la Rev. Roy Bourgeois from SOA Watch who has ordained woman as priests. Another person to be followed, but shoulder to shoulder is Dr. Francisco Acosta who started Romero University and Peaceint.org Acosta 's name should be googled up plus the word testimony and see this christian in action . He was born near the volcano Guazapa in El Salvador and was classmates with the now President Mauricio Funes. Please help be moved to act..Tom Schmidt
alohamaui100 1 year ago
what if god were one of us?
eberhardmercurio 1 year ago
I wish she was the Nun that taught me while in CCD, I would have learned a lot more! Sister MariPat ROCKS!!
jvkusa 1 year ago
*face palm* Wow... Just wow.
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Maripat Donovan is not really a nun, but she really is funny.
WodnaZona 1 year ago
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Maripat Donovan is not really a nun, but she really is funny.
WodnaZona 1 year ago
Maripat Donovan is not really a nun, but she is really funny.
WodnaZona 1 year ago
I went to Catholic school for 8 yrs. and the nun's were no where near as funny as this gal. I love her rosary. I want one!!!!
nancyandgingerful 1 year ago
"Joanie Loves Chachi" hahahaha!
szqsk8 1 year ago
I love this..... Sister Maripat Donovan is devilishly clever and divinely, hilarious!
cowgirlmoon 1 year ago
She is too much! LOL
CuteyNudie 1 year ago
I love the Joannie loves Chachi bit.
rcacoustic91 1 year ago
Peter? A pope?? Not hardly..Weird, catholics did not start till 300 or 400 AD..Well after Peter died..Show me the word pope, or catholic, in the bible..Maybe in the catholic bible, written by man..The lady is funny tho, but borders on blasphemy..
49indians 1 year ago
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ArtistryofJorge 1 year ago
@49indians Catholics believe that Peter was the first pope, even though he didn't have the actual title. . pope meaning the leader of the church. As Jesus told him "Thou art Peter and upon this rock, I will build my church." No blasphemy.
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@49indians Catholics believe that Peter was the first pope, even though he didn't have the actual title. . pope meaning the leader of the church. As Jesus told him "Thou art Peter and upon this rock, I will build my church." No blasphemy.
annamaria2500 1 year ago
This looks like a good show. I had assumed that it was going to be the usual trashing of religion in the name of humor, but it appears to be the opposite, and very funny.
cfortunato58 1 year ago 14
Best Way to Teach Religion
M14BOY 1 year ago
This is a kick.
DianaShepherdess 1 year ago
I'm not a christian (muslim) either, and I think this is hilarious. Probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
WeooBeans 1 year ago
im not a catholic and i LUV this!!! rly funny!!
alunawulf 1 year ago
I want to go the Church where she's is wheeling her ruler. She's a great marketing person for the Catholic Religion. VERY REFRESHING!
20Adam1 1 year ago
She is great! Thank you Sister.
moodyred 1 year ago
Is she a real Nun?
his2dcide 1 year ago
She is awesome!!
Wanda1964 1 year ago
great...love her
clark66able 1 year ago
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Perrygodmother 1 year ago
Almost makes me want to be a Catholic again, but not quite. She should be pope instead of that pedophile hiding jerk that's in there now. S's just to creepy to be a Catholic these days.
mvmystic 1 year ago
@mvmystic And you are pure as the driven snow, no doubt.
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
I love her humor.. she is wonderful... God does have a sense of humor and we learn so much better when we use it... she has taught in a fabulous way... wow, great!!!!
Sipple06 1 year ago
the internet.......
where all idiots have a voice
buffedtrainer is their leader
ryandmattsmom 1 year ago
No Pat. there are several actresses doing the "Late Night Catechisms." This is Amanda Hebert
ScottLoyed 1 year ago
Was she molestered?
sKepptiksowat 1 year ago
@sKepptiksowat What kind of a stupid question is that?
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
A Christian friend sent me this clip (I'm an atheist). I'm still chuckling. Sister is funnier than most standups working today.
Largo64 1 year ago
You tell'em sister.
Goodnight now and may God bless
RedSkelton4u 1 year ago
buffedtrainer..you're an idiot
jtmcq1 1 year ago
@jtmcq1, I agree with you. buffedtrainer, you're an idiot.
dglsl81 1 year ago
She is fabulous! Really enjoyed her Catechism clips here.
honeydooda 1 year ago 8
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I swear she's a bull-dyke!..Wow, I didn't realize that Lesbians could be out in the convent....congratulations sister for coming out!!!!
buffedtrainer 1 year ago
I have seen her three times! She is great! I got to be on stage with her at the Harvey Auditorium!
kozwoman5 1 year ago
is she for real a nun? i was told this was phony. i'd like to think its real
. she's great
jclamdown 1 year ago
@jclamdown, no, she's not a real nun. Her name is Maripat Donovan. It's an act. And she does a great job. It's a one-woman show she puts on, thus, the audience. The "classroom" is the stage. Anyone who ever grew up Catholic or went to Catholic schools "back when" and were taught by the sisters understand where this comes from.
dglsl81 1 year ago
lola2001000
Thanks.
Perrygodmother 1 year ago
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Perrygodmother 1 year ago
@Perrygodmother Hi perrygodmother and also to marose as well. Just to apologize my comments were directed to q8mostashar who questioned Jesus' divinity I just wanted help him/her understand our Catholic beliefs a little. I admit this is not the place for it and only for comments about the good nun's humor. So again I apologize.
Peace out
lola2001000 1 year ago
What is all of this blabbering on about religion from you posters?? This is supposed to be a funny video that you can sit back in your recliner with a beer and the remote (like Sister said) and enjoy the show! Stop fighting over who says what about the Bible and God and Jesus etc. None of you know much about it anyway from what I can tell by reading your blurbs. Just practice the Golden Rule and you will be fine!
lilarose1941 1 year ago
She is the smartest nun I've ever seen.
chippycarol 1 year ago
to q8mostashar:
Yes he did rise on the third day and he ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. But first he suffered, died, and was buried. For love of us.
lola2001000 1 year ago
@lola2001000
Thank you for your nice reply also,
I'm confused now more and more, you said " is seated at the right hand of the Father" which means that he is not God also not the father.
No, I think there is something wrong here. Try again sorry
q8mostashar 1 year ago
According to Revelation 21:6-7, Almighty God reveals himself to us in plain terms: "And he said to me, It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. To the thirsty I will give from the fountain of the water of life without payment. He who conquers shall have this heritage, and I will be his God and he shall be my son."
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lola2001000 1 year ago
But then, in Revelation 22:6, 13, 16, we find Jesus revealing himself to be "the Alpha and the Omega . . . the beginning and the end":
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lola2001000 1 year ago
And he said to me, "These words are trustworthy and true. And the Lord, the God of the spirits of the prophets, has sent his angel to show his servants what must soon take place . . . I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end . . . I Jesus have sent my angel to you with this testimony for the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, the bright morning star."
Jesus is God.
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lola2001000 1 year ago
When the Son of God became man, He did not cease to be God, for that would have been quite impossible, but he asumed the human nature unto His Divine Person. There are, therefore, two natures in Jesus Christ, the divine nature and the human nature, but there is only one person in Him the person of God the Son. Jesus Christ is therefore God and Man, the Son of God and the Son of David, the true Emmanuel which means God with us.
lola2001000 1 year ago
@lola2001000
No again, sorry but this made me confused more and more, "And he said to me" that means that someone else is talking to him, also the roots of David that means David is his father or the God. these questions leed to make someone open his brain more and more to that Jesus is not God and this Bible is not the words of God. He may be a prophet and a messenger from God but not his son.
you should read more and more, get out of the box please.
Thank you again for the nice conversation.
q8mostashar 1 year ago
@q8mostashar Taken from the angel Gabriel's words. Firstly, Gabriel said that Jesus was the 'Son of the Most High' and the 'Son of God'. (The Most High being the Holy Spirit). Secondly, he said that Jesus should "save His people from their sins". Now, God alone can redeem from sin; therefore Jesus must be God.
Peace to you q8mostashar
lola2001000 1 year ago
100 years after the death of Jesus !!!
How come he is dead and he is God and the Son of God?
Answer this please....
q8mostashar 1 year ago
It is in the Creed..." For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate; he suffered, died and was buried."
lola2001000 1 year ago
Jesus rose from the dead on Sunday after He was crucified, with the glorified body promised all believers in the New Testament of the Bible. He did it to show that God will do as promised for believers, sort of a 'show and tell'. It's a wonderful promise. Get a bible and read the New Testament and get the whole story. Thank you.
karen608608 1 year ago
@karen608608
Thank you for your nice reply, but also you said "He did it to show that God will do as promised for believers" that means he is not God and God is someone else.
MmMmMmM,,, I think you should read the Bible carefully and decide if it is the words of God or not.
Thanks again.
q8mostashar 1 year ago
@q8mostashar Put your listening ears on. He is both/and, not either/or. Just as we are master of our dogs, parent of our children, child of our parents, husband or wife of our spouse, etc.
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
@q8mostashar He is not dead.
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
@q8mostashar He's not dead.
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
@tjttzcspplt
I think it's not the right place for discussing about God, but anyway you said he died for our sins, and the logic refuses that he is ONE and he is the father and he is his SON, no one should accept that.
Regards
q8mostashar 1 year ago
@q8mostashar What's not the right place for discussing God? It's a video with a religious theme. You are coming from a Muslim POV, and you don't accept the Christian POV, so what are you even commenting for? No one in their right mind would want to convert from the Christian POV to yours. Not willingly, without being forced against their will, anyway. Such as it has been lo, these 1,500 years.
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
@tjttzcspplt You assumed that I'm a Muslim which is not true, but since you mentioned Islam, I find it more real and logical than the theory of God, Son and Holy Spirit. he is the father but he is not, he is God but he is not, he is dead but he did not!.
Furthermore, it's just a discussion where you could not answer my questions in a logical way to convince me, and NO ONE is forcing you or others to convert from Christianity which I respect as all religions.
take care dear.. :)
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tyler9467 1 year ago
yes, we are being persecuted for our CHRISTIAN RELIGION.
MsCampobasso 1 year ago
If this nun was teaching me in Catechism I would have stayed a Catholic!! Sister you are a pistol!! You go girl! Love ya.
CuteyNudie 1 year ago
@CuteyNudie Kind of a lousy reason to leave the Faith that saves you.Then again, most of us are just as immature.
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
Too funny ! I enjoyed this so much.
Delitela 1 year ago
Very funny, it's good to see a nun that's got a sense of humour too.
Puniksem 2 years ago 12
I like the part where she strips and gets on a brass pole. Hilarious!!!!!
kiesersozay 2 years ago
@kiesersozay Excuse me?
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
What is really funny is that the Catholics among us who have been taught by sisters just like this are the ones laughing at this show. These are "IN" jokes for us. No wonder people who never had nuns like this don't get it. This woman is hilarious. I have a strong enough faith to be able to laugh at my own religion once in a while. You go Sister!
kberken 2 years ago 2
@kberken This one goes a bit far, IMO.
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
@tjttzcspplt If you can't laugh at yourself, then you are going to be one very sad person. Get a grip. She has not crossed any lines. She is the jester in the court. This church needs a sense of humor. Lighten up, already.
kberken 1 year ago
@kberken You lighten up. She can be funny without being mean.
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
very funny.
mrjohndemi 2 years ago
Not another one of these...
TskMedia 2 years ago
ease up centurygardens31. You obviously don't understand what other people have written so don't criticize just because of your ignorance. Relax pal this is all in the name of comedy. She's quite funny too i might add. Alot of the comments here are quite interesting. Yours aren't. I bet you're vain enough though to come back and look at what people have written about you. I'm not so write what you want about me--I'll never see it. Cheers!!! And rock on Sitster!!!!
johnanderson152 2 years ago 3
i want to see this!!!! funny!
cjm608 2 years ago
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I'd like to stick my father in her son and holy spirit.
kiesersozay 2 years ago
@kiesersozay Both of your comments were quite objectionable.
centurygardens31 2 years ago
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What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays? ......... nun
kiesersozay 2 years ago
This is soooooooooo lame!
imusfan48 2 years ago
In a sense, it's a parody of Catholicism, and religions in general [4:52]
Are Biblical teachings contra to science? eg: the Book of Genesis vs. evolution. She uses the word 'oxymoron' which is indeed telling. [4:10]
But NUN the less, it IS funny, although some Catholics may be offended ...
I didn't get the part about offering the guy being encouraged to join the priesthood.
"You could still sit all day in the Lazyboy with a beer ... you'd just have to share the remote." [3:39]
Wazzat mean?
BeauLeeman 2 years ago
Husband would have to share the remote with all the other priests.
mrseileendaly 2 years ago
@BeauLeeman Pseudo ' learned geniuses' have no place here! Especially when you need to ask "Wazzat Mean?"
centurygardens31 2 years ago
Comedy? Tragedy? Both. Roman theology isn't funny even when presented as a joke.
YeshElsm 2 years ago
I got to see the comedian nun in person a few years ago in Pasadena. At the end she collected tips for the retired nuns, that had no retirement...she was brilliant.
Jewzabel 2 years ago
She's GREAT!! Our GOD has a sense of humor....and she tells it like it is and gets thru to her listeners w/ her sense of humor. I really enjoy her, and have a friend who is a NUN like her.
ldsmom777 2 years ago 12
LIGHTEN UP for God sakes!!!!!!!! Enjoy that someone has a universally lightened/enlightened sense of her belief. Honestly! I think your problem is that you take yourself too seriously because you are full of self loathing and FEAR!!!
breiver 2 years ago 4
Biblical truth in a comedic format is not easy to do and she does it well and without notes or a teleprompter.
TrishRP 2 years ago 3
funny good spirited no pun intended
NANCYLOMBARDO4FUN 2 years ago 3
what a lunatic....funny, but she's insane...
NewarkGuy 2 years ago
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What part of the bible did God write??? I try to keep my imaginary friends to a minimum? Any idea how many other galaxies exist? No wise man has the power to reason away what a fool believes...
captmidnight46 2 years ago
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@captmidnight46 God didn't write ANY of the Bible, you 'sound' smart enough to know that. Why make an arse of your mouth so publicly? Aliens tell you to do it?
centurygardens31 2 years ago
Is that Mary the cable nun?
micsc50 2 years ago
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jshonert 2 years ago
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@jshonert Fags will burn. And thats a given.
micsc50 2 years ago
Homosexuality is a sin, and it is listed as such in the Bible. If you would rather be involved in that lifestyle anyway, by all means, do so! But don't expect what has been written and understood and taught for two thousand (and more) years to suddenly give way just because you find it to be offensive. It's there for you to accept or to reject, but not to re-write.
amkaen 2 years ago
and that "sin" was written by your precious preists and the catholic editors of the scriptures who are all busy screwing the altar boys! Funny, Jesus Christ preached love, not the viscious hate you build your little life upon--in the Book "A Place called Home there is a psychiatrist who had a near death experience, and he saw the part of Hell reserved for people who hate different races, gay people, and others---its the Bigot Holiday Inn. Your bed is waiting! Do wear your asbethos panties!!!!!.
jshonert 2 years ago
@jshonert Still, it cannot be argued that your position is supported by the text. I am not "preaching" hatred or anything of the sort. I'm just saying that, if you don't like Christianity, go and find something that supports your belief system. Hatred has no place in the Church. Believers are commanded to love one another. But we are nowhere told to accept what God calls "sin" just so we can be inclusive. It's not called hatred. It's called obedience. It's called discipleship. It's called love.
amkaen 2 years ago
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jshonert 2 years ago
@jshonert Love and obedience to God first, foremost, and always. We minister to others by serving them, by living lives of self-sacrifice. Whoever distorts God's love by focusing on the sin alone misses what made Jesus so successful. He accepted all who came to Him, but he didn't allow them to remain in their sins. "Neither do I condemn you. Go, and sin no more." Likewise, whomever accepts the sinner and fails to show them the Way of salvation has condemned the sinner to a life apart from God.
amkaen 2 years ago 3
@jshonert Your dodge shows that you really don't understand what the Bible has to say about sin and salvation and Christ's sacrifice. I encourage you to read the Bible, study it, and determine, after doing so, if it is to be valued above the ways of the world. Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean that they hate you. It may just be that there is still something you should learn. I wish you well, and pray that you make a wise decision, when the time comes.
amkaen 2 years ago 2
as long as you uphold your hurtful and, I might add, stupid position of hate, you will continue to walk through life doing the work of Sata. Jesus Christ never made one statement against people who are born biologically formed and with the genetic expression to be gay.
you are sadly, in grade school. go on hating. you will continue to be blinded by your own stupidity.
jshonert 2 years ago
Do you see the irony in your words? You accuse me of being hateful, but it is you who resort to name calling and wild assumptions that, just because I have a different opinion than you, that I'm doing the work of Satan. I believe what is revealed in the Bible to be correct, and you don't. We can choose to disagree and still be civil toward one another, though. One day, we will find out which one of us was correct. Until then, is it too much to ask that we respect one another, if not to agree?
amkaen 2 years ago
@jshonert To make a comment re your statement "Homosexuality is a sin". I disagree completely. Who are you to judge God on his decision to allow people of this persuasion to be born? He has the last say when it comes to matters of this kind, He wouldn't wickedly put a child on this Earth to be vilified by narrow minded people like you. There was a situation in my country where a Bishop refused to give Communion to devout young men because they were wearing Rainbow Sashes! Nice Christian eh!
centurygardens31 2 years ago
Agreed man, whether these people like it or not. It's in black and white in the Bible.
ChadA23 2 years ago
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Is that a woman?
Marianne1379 2 years ago
We need more of this type of humor. She is hilarious!
Ssander604 2 years ago 5
Finally and this is mainly for the Agnostics and Atheists: Just for fun, Google J.R.R. Tolkein and then C.S. Lewis. Read about the one thing these 2 literary giants shared in their later years in England. What you read will astound you as both were scholarly men who searched for the truth their whole adult lives. They were both Christian apologists and
one died a devout Roman Catholic. You will not read of this in the NYT.
Peace and Love, BB43
BahrainBaby43 2 years ago
About abortion: If you think it's okay to kill babies @ any stage of development then you have some serious growing to do. To condone the murders puts you in the same category as the persons who masterminded the holocaust & 9-11. Study at length the First & Greatest Commandment and be happy, be kind, TRUST in GOD! Love one another, try to promote peace instead of hate/intolerance.
BahrainBaby43 2 years ago
Now if anyone would like to know what the RCC believes & teaches go "Catholic Answers" out of CA. Ask any question whatsoever and get the truth instead of spreading falsehoods. Do yourself and friends a favor and study this site for the truth and you will feel better about yourself.
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BahrainBaby43 2 years ago
Folks this is a comedy and this woman is an actress. This is supposed to be funny so have a laugh already. God knows we can use one. I am a
Roman Catholic woman who co-exists happily in a predominantly Shia Muslim country. If it were true that they want to kill us all I would be dead.
I am very much alive and love it here. I meet warm and kind muslims daily. Enough said.
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BahrainBaby43 2 years ago 6
'Maripat Donovan was born in Chicago, attended Catholic grammar school and high school on the South Side of Chicago, and Loyola University on the citys North Side. In 1993, Maripat created Late Nite Catechism. She also originated the role of Sister in Late Nite Catechism, subsequently starring in the show in London, Dublin, Toronto, and major cities throughout the United States.'
Just to clear that up.
WolfBrat 2 years ago
@BahrainBaby43 Yeah, sure you do.
tjttzcspplt 1 year ago
@tjttzcspplt Excuse me?
BahrainBaby43 1 year ago
I love the Catholic religion, except when I see countries like Haiti, who need more than anything else, to practice birth control. How can anyone think it is right to have child after child with no way to feed or care for them?
pocomo99 2 years ago
The Haitian people do not have to 'have child after child;' like the rest of the world they refuse to control themselves and therefore others must suffer.
tobesograteful 2 years ago
Not all Muslims want to kill infidels. Those are the radicals. Kind of like the radical Christians who picket with hateful signs, etc. Religion is for intellectual weaklings.
jojodrum3 2 years ago
Now, I do agree there, I know a doctor and is my friend, who is a very friendly Muslim.
GPAPoetics 2 years ago
sadly while I do agree that not all Muslims want to kill those that disagree, and I respect that, it is quite telling when the prophet of Islam partakes in the very same killings that the "radicals" do today. But what did Jesus do? He professed peace and love for all peoples and practiced what he taught instead of inciting his followers to war as Mohammad did.
Ozgarthefighter 2 years ago
@glynnt54 Your arguments might hold a little water if you weren't talking about things that happened hundreds of years ago. If you think the Catholic Church today has anything to do with acts of the Church during the Middle Ages, then you have shown yourself to be as blind as you appear to be. It would behoove you to make credible arguments about the Church of today, and not of some secret alliance with the Nazis. Otherwise, all we read is "asldkfj sdfjhfk safhjfkhs jfsfkjsf asdfkjf."
kulaid250 2 years ago
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stephenvitali 2 years ago
Come-on people. This is a stand-up comedian not a theologian of the church and certainly not the authority on the Catholic faith. Lighten-up!
stephenvitali 2 years ago
you are wrong actually, she is a real nun. And what she is saying is pretty much what Catholics believe, only with a humorous twist put in so that people might listen more to what is said. I am Catholic and I find this wonderful :D
Ozgarthefighter 2 years ago 4