Blonde Jokes - Blowing a Paint Job

[MrELROMANTICO8882]

why the blondes are always so dumb?

[LIVERPOOL12325]

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[kooshty13]

im blonde and i erm didnt get it XD oh dear

[tadddy12]

L0l that's funny as fuckkkkkk

[skittles10001000]

this is awesome

[TheJerkinbrat13]

holllyy shiiitt!!! lmfao!!

[mspinkstuff17]

thats hilarious i love it!

[suzannelove1]

lol Yeey i understud the joke :P and i am blonde ;)

[SwedenCarolina]

Aww she is cute ^_^

[itZjstPotna]

why dont blonde girls like black guys

[zKiLLzHDz]

@itZjstPotna the fuck

[itZjstPotna]

@zKiLLzHDz what

[JAGIhnk]

i always love blonde girls <3

i wish i have blondy gf :}

[footballfansjj01]

@TheRoxxieAndAmy a Porsche is a type of car so is a Ferrari the blonde thought the man was was asking her to paint his car

[XBlackx930]

the awkward moment when you type the word dumb in the search bar and the word black people comes before blonde

[akstory3]

i don't get it... and I'm not even blonde...(;

[donchng1994]

@akstory3 basically, the dumb blonde mistook the paint job of the "porch" to be the paint job of a "porsche". Now u get it? If u dont, u shld dye ur hair blonde

[akstory3]

@donchng1994 ahhh yes!! i get it now(: it sounded like she said its not a porch, its a ferrari, and i was confused... lol thanks...

[violinist881]

Haha! BTW it's a farrari" XD

[sarnese70]

@akstory3 i am.....

[PandaAids]

3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u dissapear if u tell a lie.

Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school.

*poof*

Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school.

*poof*

Blonde: I think-.

*poof*

[THEHOUSEONTHECORNER]

LMFAOAOTFFTIFE

[StopBlondeRacism]

oh look i have top comment :D AND 35 FREAKING REPLIES!!!!!!! I GET THE FREAKING JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[giriisindahouse]

@StopBlondeRacism Anyway I read this article about blondes becoming extinct in 1000 years. Since brown genes are dominant and blonde recessive, chances of having blonde kids are much less than brunettes unless blondes marry each other. So does redheads, blue eyes, green eyes. If globalization happens, where Asians, Indians, Arabs, Africans with full brown genes fuck blondes then its impossible to maintain the blonde population. Sad truth. Btw I'm an Asian.

[TheParisgangster]

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[luvrofutube]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

[moharishi]

LOL.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT JUST MADE MY DAY....LMFAO

[123BabyVal]

hey, i'm a blonde!!!!!

[twinkle16ify]

@123BabyVal hey imma blond too,but i have to admit,blonde jokes are hilarious

[123BabyVal]

@twinkle16ify Haha yeah ur right. I'm a pretty ditzy blonde just like the ones in the vid!!!

[twinkle16ify]

@123BabyVal i wasn't being mean.....fyi i get A's and B's in school....i'm not dumb,and neither are you.So chill

[123BabyVal]

@twinkle16ify Well srry then. i never said u were mean and im sure u get good grades in skool. Being blonde has nothing to do with affecting your grades!!! and you're telling me to chill! jeez....

[twinkle16ify]

@123BabyVal .I'm trying to be nice,and u are over reacting to what i said.And u said blondes are ditzy,all i was saying was that blondes are not.So yeah,you do need to take a chill pill.You want to hate,thats ur deal.

[123BabyVal]

@twinkle16ify sorry. I didnt mean to say all blondes are ditzy. I was just saying that as a quote. You know how people might say like "oh you're such a ditzy blonde!" I didnt mean to affend you in anyway. I'm really sorry if I did.

[twinkle16ify]

@123BabyVal :) its fine,i'm sorry too :)

[123BabyVal]

@twinkle16ify it's okay! :-) Peace to the blondes!! :D

[twinkle16ify]

@123BabyVal :) lol

[cokefanatics678]

OH I GET IT! The blonde thought that when he said porch he meant porche, but she painted his car instead. Thumbs up so other people and blondes can get this!

[Bubbly0311]

@cokefanatics678 haha i only understood this joke after i read your comment and im brunettte lol

[LeeRio]

@Bubbly0311 artificial intelligence?! LOOOL jk

[Bubbly0311]

@LeeRio lmaoo yea probablly- ive been wondering thtt my selff!!

[zearon]

A brunette was jealous as fuck because he wasn't a blonde unlike some lucky people. So this jealous as fuck brunette feels way inferior and is mad about it, so he starts spreading around rumours that blondes are dumb. Very funny.

Nice choice with the actress by the way, obviously not real blonde.

[TheQuizzy92]

Hey, guess what?

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicko.

[cavinjames]

A blonde walks into a store.

Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please?

Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes.

The blonde goes and puts on a brunette wig.

Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please?

Blonde: Damn it! How the hell'd you know I was a blonde!

Shopkeeper: That's not a T.V. in the corner it's a microwave.

[cavinjames]

A blonde was withdrawing money from the ATM machine.

The blonde behind her: HAHA I saw your pin number, it's four stars!

First blonde (the one withdrawing the money): HAHA you're wrong, it's 1566!

[MrJACKmc0FFerty]

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

[themilliondollarbaby]

I thought this was gonna be a blowjob joke

[rabbitsfoot100]

the blonde thought the porch is a ferrari.

[RandomoGaming]

i just read this on the internet now found this video. How weird...

[giriisindahouse]

The real dumb is the man. He gives a job to a blonde and he expects her to do it right?

[aBreannaSession]

lol the wife is a blonde too

[diana2011ification]

PRESS F14 FOR HD!

[Hellion6325]

LOL.. oh my god .. LOL ARE YOU SERIOUS.. GOD..

[granmaknowsbest]

thumbs up for out of work actors o_O

[ijoshchang]

the joke is:

the blonde painted the "porsche" instead of porch. porsche is a car company.

[Spazur]

As long as blonde jokes only stick with blonde women I am fine with that.

[andalora91]

at least she knows her cars

[kh09100]

the wife is hotter

[JBluver17100]

OMG SO FUNNY!!!

[Whipmyhairism]

LOL i was the smartest girl in my class and my class all the girls were blonde exept me, im a brunette

[bubblybubbles28]

there was a blonde walking down the street with her left boob hanging out, and the police went up to her and said "excuse me miss, it you don't cover up that breast, i will have to find you for public disturbance" the blond looks down at her boob and yells out " OH SHIT, I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS!!"

[Ruffiesforfree]

How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. ...

[deadlybug]

Didn't he notice the porch wasn't painted?

[sohaibthephilosopher]

One more . .

Q; What do you call a smart Blonde?

A: An indication of a bad hangover.

[sohaibthephilosopher]

Q: What is the mating call of the Blonde? A: "I'm sooo drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly Blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said, I'm drunk!" Q: What's a Brunette's mating call? A: Has that Blonde gone yet? Q: How do you get a Blonde on the roof? A: "Drink's are on the house!" Q: What do you say to a Blonde who won't give in? A: "Have another beer." Q: What do Blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They are both empty from the neck up. 

[zEchoHD]

LMAO

[cfrench61995]

Hahaha good one

[narutosexydemon]

hahahahahahahahahah  two top coments...awesome

[glittery4life]

Ahaha good one

[spankula123]

This joke's older than my grandmother's underwear and them are crusty.

[jaccoh]

lol

[StopBlondeRacism]

i dont get it

[puffdaddyhulio]

@StopBlondeRacism porch = porsche

[StopBlondeRacism]

@puffdaddyhulio oh lol!

[Whipmyhairism]

@StopBlondeRacism the blonde painted his ferrari

[windflasher0]

@StopBlondeRacism no she said porsche and the guy thought she said porch. So the guy thinks he painted the porch. But she painted his car and told him it was a ferrari not a porsche.

[ComradeOblivious]

@StopBlondeRacism The blondes are not a separate race to other humans. Just a really stupid version of most humans.

[StopBlondeRacism]

@ComradeOblivious i know that im not stupid! this channel is a joke!

[ComradeOblivious]

@StopBlondeRacism I know the channel is a joke but does your blonde little brain? :P

[p0ngo1104]

@StopBlondeRacism it means porch:porche. porche is a car and so is a ferrari

[StopBlondeRacism]

@p0ngo1104 THANKS FOR MY 50'TH EXPLANATION GOD!

[miamichic10]

@p0ngo1104 i think she does get it's just that she's going against blonde racism..dunno

[grandpajoe6191]

@StopBlondeRacism lol. you would know.

[snoopydoggydog]

@StopBlondeRacism what dont you get? the blonde thought the man wanted her to paint his "Porsche," (he had a ferrari) but the man asked to paint his porch. Its pretty straight forward, dont understand why over 20 people didnt get it

[ZydrateCupcake]

@snoopydoggydog Wow, I feel dumb now. thanks for clearing that up! I don't know why I didn't get it. xD

[StopBlondeRacism]

@snoopydoggydog OH MAI GAAAWD I HAVE GTTEN LIKE A BILLION FRICKING EXPLANATIONS

[christheblack20]

@StopBlondeRacism she painted his car.

[giriisindahouse]

@StopBlondeRacism its bcoz your a BLONDE hahaha. 

[nachoandfries]

@StopBlondeRacism are you suggesting blondes are a race...?

[giriisindahouse]

@nachoandfries its funny how you replied to me but referred your comment to someone else. Are you a blonde? Lmao. Anyway I didn't mean blonde as a race but blonde hair particularly. There are African blondes, South American blondes too but they're very rare. 99% of Orientals, Indians and Africans have jet black hair which is very dominant unlike the lighter brown hair of Whites. When we fuck blondes, chances are the kids have 90% of the time black hair unlike the probability within Whites.

[nachoandfries]

@giriisindahouse uum. i don't understand why the reply ended up in your inbox but *please go over and read who my comment is addressed to before you lay your essay on me.

So therefore the comment was to stopblonderacism. Perhaps a malfunction occurred, i'm not too sure but clearly my comment is addressed to stopblonderacism. That is all.. Also, no i'm not blonde.

[darlinglizz]

@StopBlondeRacism porch....porsche...

[MrTroll4you]

@StopBlondeRacism omg she needed to paint the Porch like the fence, you know... but instead she painted his car in white :P

[StopBlondeRacism]

@MrTroll4you HAVE U NOT SEEN HOW MANAY FREAKING REPLIES IV GOTTEN ABOUT THIS JOKE?!!??! I GET IT!!!!!!!!

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[horrormovie100]

HAHAHA i got it, and my school's crush is a blonde I'm so freaking in love with her

[JAYLEE169]

the ULTIMATE blonde joke.......PARIS HILTON...

[wakniss]

20 blondes didn't get it

[Bieberson]

omg this is just so mean because i am blonde and wow i am younger than you but i am smarter than you

[MustSeeShaneDawson]

@Bieberson wow you must be retarded there's two kinds of blondes, the colour of your hair and the fact that your stupid.

[Bieberson]

@MustSeeShaneDawson sorry that you dont have a life so you pick on people because they have lives!!! and that doesn't make sense there is two kinds of blonde one is the color the other is you are retarded you are the retarded one

[MustSeeShaneDawson]

@Bieberson sorry you refuse to learn anything i wonder how you got out of school... oh well maybe you dropped out. i do, in fact have a life if i didnt where did i get the money to buy my laptop? how am i supposed to know if you have a life or not? and you just repeated what i said the only thing you changed was stupid to retarded. Also sorry you can't handle critisism, i was just trying to teach you something but obviously you dont give a shit about how smart you are.

[Bieberson]

@MustSeeShaneDawson ya i dont care how dumb i am obviously!!

[MustSeeShaneDawson]

@Bieberson yea, that explains the username. I'm going on vacation and dont want retards talking to me so im blocking you. Bye bye.

[breakdancingjoe]

A blonde gets her car stolen.

and she calls the police they ask her 'did you see the man who stole your car?' she replys 'No but i got the registration plate' Thumbs up :D

[MsOctoberstorm]

@breakdancingjoe hahaha

[HeyLondonIloveyou]

OMG!!! I'm blond but that's a so good joke!!! Hahaha

If someone do it to a Ferrari in front of me I would kill him/her Haha ^^

[DetroitLove4U]

Man I miss the 80's dope Blondes - the best at be naturally smooth they can paint my ferrari anyday!!! I hear they're breeding Blondes like that in Arizona!!!

[xGLADDIExBOYZx]

there was a blonde in a room with a rope tied around her waist a brunette walks in and says to the blonde what are you doing the blonde reply’s I’m trying to kill myself

 the brunette said why don’t you put it on your neck the blonde replys but then i will choke (:

[MsOctoberstorm]

@xGLADDIExBOYZx good one

[xKiGotzz]

Im blonde and proud (: <3

[neilzep]

@xKiGotzz proud of what

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

a blonde walks up to the desk in the library and says "hello i want a burger and fries please" the woman at the desk says "um this is a library..." the blonde whispers

"oh im sorry, can i please have a burger and fries"

[MsOctoberstorm]

@thwalkingcatastrophe thats already on youtube

[KOMIENSIMMIE]

20 people are blonde :P

[mrwp819300]

Lame

[MissEmm246]

wait.....snooki is a brunette.....

[actionjohnny93]

lol how does the blonde know the difference between the 2 models? o.0

[molly26ful]

hahahaha blonde!! hahahahahaha

[BLOWFISH233]

hahahahahah sucks for him

[poemluv98]

Uh yah it is funny!!!!!!

[musicbox193]

wait so she painted the car instaed of the porch?

Not that funny

[7blueblood]

@musicbox193 she thought he said porshe

[sk8rguy4life1123]

that guy has to be as blonde as her if he gave her the money when staring at the porch and noticing everything still looks the same

[julliewaters]

im a black hair ! what about black hair ? :DDD haha

[gijsoerlemans1992]

THis happened to me once

[caitlin991]

im a blonde! i'm the smartest girl in the class.

[jumperjill]

@caitlin991

dont lie

[finnishockey]

@caitlin991 sure you do.... sure

[MsAlana101]

@caitlin991 dont listen to other people, anybody with any hair color can be dumb. I wonder why it starteed as blondes are dumb, but anyways there just jealous.

[WaiWu]

A guy making a blonde joke: "So the other day, 2 blondes walk -into- a building, you would've thought they've seen the door."

The blonde next to him replies: "What? it's probably a shopping mall or something..."

[ZackIzWeird]

ahah, lmao

[gout1125]

there was a blonde she was at a football game soo the game got started later she asked the coach y do dey flip a quarter at the begining of the game to win the kickoff if later ppl scream get the qaurterback get the quarter back

[LaurenKief]

LOL 

[MriBackup]

Thumbs up if thats the hottest girl you've ever seen!

[melaya4ever]

A blonde went to get a pizza, then the pizza person said "do you want me to cut your pizza in 6 peices or 12??"

Then the blonde replied "6 peices plz i could never eat 12 peices!"

[APJeux]

@melaya4ever it would be funnier if you could spell "Pieces" correct

[melaya4ever]

@APJeux oh shutup! retard

[MsOctoberstorm]

@melaya4ever i dont get it

[hunt8336]

@MsOctoberstorm its the same amkmount eather way

[victor22]

@melaya4ever haha what dumb,this is joke for fak people,u idiot.

[victor22]

@melaya4ever *fat

[littlemisslover123]

@melaya4ever lol

[milodara93]

@melaya4ever You got that joke off the internet. Fail!

[melaya4ever]

@milodara93 actually one of my friends told me...douchebag....

[milodara93]

@melaya4ever You and your friend fail!

[melaya4ever]

@milodara93 i don't know what makes you so stupid....but it really works!!!

[milodara93]

@melaya4ever Ok?

[JamesL0752]

0.59 thats not paint lol hahahahahaha

[crazyviolent69]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[OWrucereal]

i dont get it

[crazyviolent69]

@OWrucereal

she painted his fucking ferrari smartass

[baggedyman]

@crazyviolent69 No need to be rude.

[smartzazi]

hahah it took me a minute.. im not even a blonde/

[satbir]

she could identify a ferrari at least!

[bratzjaderox18]

there is a blond brunette and a redhead and theyre all trapped on an island

they find a geinie bottle and get three wishes

the redhead wishes for a plane to pick her up and take her home

the brunette wishes to take a boat home the blond says"its getting kinda lonely around here I wish my friends were back"

[Raindropfurry]

@bratzjaderox18 Blonde* (ps, Funny joke. :P lol im blonde but i really dont mind the jokes)

[Hem2Fiction]

whats the smartest thing that has come out of a blonde's mouth?...

Einstein's cock

[sillysabri]

ha ha that was funny i hope u make more

[MrHappyturtle123]

There was three mothers Blondes, Brunettes, And Rednecks

REdnecks mom: I found beer under my daughters bed and i dint know she drank

Brunettes mom: i found cigerettes under her bed and i didnt know she smoked

Blonde mom: i found a condom under her bed and i didnt know she had a penis!

[MRDisturbed24]

what do you call a smart blonde

a labadour

[samantha01235]

The firing squad took the brunette first, and the leader said, "Ready, aim ... " at which point the brunette yelled "Earthquake!!!"

the brunette took off and escaped.

the firing squad took the redhead next, and the leader again said "Ready, aim ... " at which point the redhead yelled "Tornado!!!" the redhead took off and escaped.

The firing squad took the blonde, So when the firing squad leader said "Ready, aim ... ", the blonde yelled out "Fire!!!"

[nicsevern]

What happens when a blonde thinks? ..........her hair changes colour.

[hottie10825]

lol she painted his car

[chesley69]

@hottie10825 Gee, ya think?

[ohmyzeus144]

funny....

[ERASER1091988]

Owned by a blonde! #LOL