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  • lol, a woman can have anything she wants..besides i'd get paid in full for my efforts in the bedroom..kerchinggg!

  • Ya, that's all what most girls will say... but once she is IN LUST with a guy, she'll do ANYTHING. She will even pay for the first date and stab her best friend in the back. Most girls like bad guys anyway.... haha! :D

  • 1. Dishonesty

    I hate people who lie

    2. Disloyalty

    I am a person who values loyalty people who are disloyal are not fit to be in my inner circle of friends let alone to have any kind of relationship with

    3. Self-absorption

    I hate self-absorbed Egotistical freaks who only think about Me. me meeee

    4. Immaturity

    I dislike immature childish behavior of people who go crying and acting like an infant over something stupid

    5. ignorance

    I appreciate intellect and cant stand ignorance

  • looking at you on this monitor makes me feel that we're face-to-face , it's good as dating

  • So if a not so good looking guy , not so confident guy did everything right, you wouldn't chop him?? LOL ;) Looks and confidence are so important it's not funny.....

  • ok i realy like a guy n he used to date a friend of mine about 1 year ago. when he told me he likes me.  i asked her was she ok with it, she said ye she was fine with it but some of my other friends are annoyed at me because they think she was lieing about being fine with it. his ex and i are not that close n only talk when with other friends what do you think n r my friends right should i leave it alown

  • solution : first fuck vanae, then fuck all of her friends, not the other way around.

  • damn i committed no. 1 last thursday.. no wonder she won't answer my calls

  • I have to agree with this comment:

    1. A woman who thinks a man has to pay for everything.

    2. A woman who protects anyone who is a lower class then herself not actually looking at the person itself.

    3. A woman who doesn't respect her man over her girlfriends.

    4. A woman who thinks she is totally awesome and better then you ignoring your input in a conversation but still expecting you to listen to her BS because else she gets hurt.

    5. A woman who cant find it in her heart to forgive anything.

  • i agree with everything

  • im gonna die alone );

  • 1. a girl who on the first date starts texting.

    2. a girl who just doesnt give a fuck.

    3. a girl who wears make up.

    4. a girl who expects me to pay for everything, its not that i dont want to pay but i dont wanna be used.

    5. hygine

  • You sound so much like miley cyrus!!!! :)

  • @cristina2017 OMG she doess!!!

  • If it only was that easy!

    I cleared you list without any hesitation, and I still live alone. It's a lot more to it than a list of 5 topics.

    This was a little like your nr2, focusing on the word "surface things". This felt a bit shallow. And I don't even know if I have a list.If i have it would be somth like: non smoking, honest, patient and tolerant (yeah, I know not including a smoking person is not tolerant.. but I do meet these too).

    You are good Vanea, you are a lot better than this.

    /mtm

  • 1. If I have to pay for everything... either I´m dating a homeless person or a selfish-stingy bitch.

    2. Totally agree.

    3. I don´t care about your girlfrieds.

    4. Too much deterministic.

    5. Are we gonna have some fun or its all about following your rules?

    nm... you´re definitely chopped up

    by the way funny videos

  • @alvesrocha LOL +1

  • u sexy bitch u:P

  • The first date thing might be a little unreasonable..what if the girl asks the guy out?

    Splitting the bill doesn't seem that bad as long as he doesn't EXPECT it of you.

  • you're hot, btw. :P

    1. flirts with everyone = chopped.

    2. can't hold a conversation or talks too damn much = chopped

    3. no sense of humor = chopped

    4. ignores me, leaves me hanging, etc = chopped

    5. fat and sloppy chicks = chopped

  • Instantly chopped hu? In that case I can't stand it when women over text!! If I recieve like 3 txt msgs from you because I havnt responded to your last txt in the past five min after you txt me...... CHOPPED!!!' lol it just shows deperatness, and believe me men love a chase we don't want it if IRS that easy ;)

  • That's harsh. I hope every chick isn't like this or I feel I'll be single for the rest of my life! Plus, men and women have the same rights, I pay half, you pay half. It's only fair.

  • You should date girls and stop talking shit.. Man don't wanna date you..CHOP!!!

  • WHAT IF THE WAITRESSES OR STAFF IS BEING RUDE TO ME??? IM A ROUGH CONSUMER AND I WONT TAKE CRAP FROM ANY BUSINESS !!

  • 1. you're a gold digger (chop)

    2. you act so slutty (chop)

    3. you're not a virgin (chop)

    4. you're arrogant (chop)

    5. you're too conceited (chop)

  • @Evilinsane you should reconsider that virgin thing unless your like 16

  • Hey have you ever considered that if any dude ever decidedd to 'flake' on you on a date could possibly be that they learned about your other four "rules' LOL

  • 1. A woman who thinks a man has to pay for everything.

    2. A woman who protects anyone who is a lower class then herself not actually looking at the person itself.

    3. A woman who doesn't respect her man over her girlfriends.

    4. A woman who thinks she is totally awesome and better then you ignoring your input in a conversation but still expecting you to listen to her BS because else she gets hurt.

    5. A woman who cant find it in her heart to forgive anything.

  • not what i was expecting haha. thought vanae was gonna go primal and start beating people haha :)

  • I don't meant o be crass ...but are you wearing a night gown??

    lord have mercy. I couldn't focus on the message...even after 5 views hahaha

  • if they are not asian chop

    if they are on drugs chop

    if they try to be gangsta chop

  • Number 6: I would never date you, youre arrogant CHOPPED! ;)

    Thums up if you agree!

  • 5 fastest ways to get chopped from dating me

    5. insult

    4. manipulation

    3. indecisiveness

    2. insecurity

    1.. full your oneself

  • Boom! I successfully evaded 5/5 of all of those!

    I have oficially not been chopped haha!

  • i love you too

  • @fullclip1 :)

  • Hey Vanae, what do you mean by no substance and depth? I don't want to be seen as a white wall when talking to women. *knocks on wood*

  • CHOOOOPPPPPP ! LMFAO. YOUR TOO FUNNY I LOVE YOUR PERSONALITY

  • THAT THIS AINT GOING TO WORK OUT LMAO SHE SOO FUNNY HOW SHE SAY THINGS

  • i dont mind paying but its always nice for the woman to offer i wont accept just makes me feel like your not gonna use me and take me for a ride and that you have manners

  • @Robingtons absolutely! the female should def offer to pay and not expect the guy to always pay

  • i truly only got one, Smetexting, its retarded and thats why my friend is pretty dumb, to bad i get money and stuff on him. -shakes head back and forth sighing-

  • Just keeps getting richer and richer.

    Excellent "Playfully" gettin' such a message across to dudes, while being sensitive to never mention the word "chopped" in the communication.

    3:-)

  • What song plays in the intro? :)

  • Guys flaking on me is a huge problem and a huge deal breaker!!! Couldn't agree more, V!

  • Wow talk about sounding stuck up...

  • 1) Negative energy (body language)

    2) Talks way too much about their negative relationships

    3) Has nothing interesting to say

    4) Doesn't like to try anything new

    5) Materialistic

  • fourth would be personality. I dont want a mean bitch. if people call you a bitch, YOU ARE ONE. Dont come to me complaining and talking shit about other girls BECAUSE IM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR STUPID GOSSIP. learn to be polite and be kind to other people. 

    fifth would be timidness. its not much of a turn off, but it is. Dont be afraid to say what is on your mind. loosen up and take it.

  • number one thing for me is if you are too fat. Chubby is ok. seriously, if you're too fat, how am I going to get my wiener inside you when I have to push really hard to penetrate.

    second is TEXTING. I hate those girls that text ALL THE TIME and pay more attention to their stupid phone. I hope they text while driving and get in a car accident and die, u Stupid. Texting. Bitches.

    third would be hygiene. I don't want to go out with a girl that looks and smells like shit.

  • Word up Vanae! Love you. Good to see more of your videos like this.

  • Can somebody chop this girl?

  • 1) You're physically beautiful but attempt to use it to get the what you want all the time.

    2) You're physically beautiful but your personality is boring, shallow and containing no depth.

    3) You show no passion for your own interests.

    4) Your objective before you go out is to look like a queen but forgot how to have a good time

    5) You have no flare, no form of excitement, there's nothing about you that makes you interesting but your $500 dress and your revlon make up kit

  • so vanae if l ask you to pay 45% its all good right?

  • Cool video vanae :)

    1.Stuck up

    2.No sense of humour, conversation or personality.

    3.Flaking

    4.Talking or texting on a mobile phone, that is downright rude. If someone does this on a date with you, it means you ain't worth their time.

    5.Talking to much, nothing worse then a one sided conversation.

  • OF WITH HIS HEAD CHOP HIM CHOP HIM!

  • LOL

    no i did'nt.

  • Sorry but i disagree as to who should pay for the date. A precident should be set from the outset that both are responsible for monetary issues. A real pick up artist would never pay for a drink or it will lower your market value, and if you do pay for the date and she aint really interested in you genuinely, then she will just take you along for a costly ride until she dumps you for somebody who doesn't try to buy her..

  • 1. Lacking any creatively intelligent (or intelligently creative) thought

    2. Incessantly talking about themselves in a way that isn't flattering to me

    3. Copious amounts of enjoyment through alcohol or cigs.

    4. Feminist

    5. Lack of self-direction

    6th! (I know, but this one is a biggie for me too): Lacking in any self-awareness.

    I think those are my top 5 [6] as for right now, I could probably have a top 10, but the request was 5. So...I broke it, just a tad. ;)

  • ugh i got flaked on last Friday man! was hella bummed lol

  • Sounds like every single woman I've dated in the past 5 years or so. Where are the amazing people? Bangladesh?

  • Right on!

  • who ever flakes on a gorgeous girl like you they deffinitly have something wrong with them

  • Top five reason a female gets chopped:

    5) On a date or hanging out and she's constantly texting a homegirl

    4) if a female thinks that im lucky to have her....shooot your lucky to have me too

    3) If a female constantly talks on the phone but on the date she acts shy or like she has nothing to say.

    2) female gets chopped if she doesn't keep her self up...you waant me too look my best so i expect the same.

    1) a female will definately get chopped if she plays mind games, we're both grown.

  • 1. Being late on a first date.

    2. Being rude to the waiters or waitress, they are there to serve and it's a hard job.. I think. It's hard making a living as a waiters or waitress.

    3.Acting like your enjoying it but your not. If you don't like how the date is going don't stick it out till the end, tell the truth.

    4.Stop looking at your DAMN CELL PHONE. Your on a date not with your F^&* Cell phone.

    5.Wondering eyes. If your on a date stop looking around everytime a girl/ guy walk ina restruant

  • i was good until number 2.....=D

  • you gotta add if we go out on a first date and you put your feet on my dashboard well you get a back kick when we get out of my car.

  • idk how to go into an in-depth conversation :(

  • You're gonna pay the whole bill chica, I aint got no job

  • 5. Bad hygiene

    4. Name calling

    3. Acting differently around other people

    2. Trying to guilt trip me

    1. LYING!

  • 1) If a girl is some crazy worshiper of any artist (admiring is different of being a freak)

    2) If a girl says that Bush is a nice guy.

    3) If she doesn´t like information of any kind (books, movies or whatever)

    4) If she hates good music (blues, rock, rockabilly, metal, jazz...) and prefers rap...

    ...she´s chopped.

  • 1) If a girl is some crazy worshiper of any artist (admiring is different of being a freak)

    2) If a girl says that Bush is a nice guy.

    3) If she doesn´t like information of any kind (books, movies or whatever)

    4) If she hates good music (blues, rock, rockabilly, metal, jazz...) and prefers rap...

    ...she´s chopped.

  • 0. Of course, with all this dating stuff, I find it interesting that we naturally filter out the people we should probably actually be with. You missed some other obvious choppers.

    1. Don't hang around with too many jerks; u get judged by company you keep. (Sadly of my best friends is an a-holel.)

    2. If you like asian chicks and are a white guy, find some non-asian interests and friends quick. Esp. if person is not born there.

    3. HYGIENE. Gross out a chick, she will reject you!!!

  • 2 -- Continued. As a slimy white guy who'd consider you, I know from previous vids you don't date friends and thus, a guy talking substance with you could be hurting his chances IMO.

    1 --- You are probably being dishonest on the calling bit too!!! I know this because I'm the guy who actually does call. ;). I'm too simple, if I love somebody, I don't play games. Life is too damn short. The problem with calling is, the girl takes you for granted. Not calling makes her miss u. Sad but true.

  • Who'd choose your girlfriends over you?

    Not that your girlfriends aren't awesome, but damn, it's you.

    1. If you've dated family or .

    2. Staff thing. It annoys me so much.

    3. If you smoke. Pet peeve of mine, and it disgusts me.

    4. Personal Hygiene.

    5. No personality.

  • vanea sevişelim mi ?

  • What if he farts during the dinner part of the date?

  • @jimmyphan113 That is bad manners.

  • my list:(which is probably horrible)

    1) You say the same thing over and over, even if its an inside joke or a nickname it gets very old

    2)you give me a hrad time, even if its jokingly about stuff, i still take it seriously

    3) You have absolutely no snense of humor

    4)You throw everything out there quickly(i mean secrets and whatnot) because how am i supposed to trust you when you have told me these things like 2 days after i met you

    5) You talk people down

    Does any of this reflect on you,V?

  • I don't go on dates. But here's my list

    5) You like twilight

    4) You're stuck up

    3) You have nothing to talk about

    2) Your only idea for a good time is clubbing

    1) You're married

  • Uve officially been chopped n' screwed

  • @Insurrection05 ohhh, i like that song. use to have it as my ringtone

  • @Insurrection05 Chopped yes, sadly screwed no. Don't worry, I'm sure there is a long lit of rejected guys.

  • @vanae:

    If that's true, why do I see girls constantly date those types of "so-called" Dealbreakers?

  • 5.Stood me up on a date

    4. A girl who doesnt know waht they want

    3. a girl with entitlement issues

    2. lacks the ability to have deep conversation

    1. If you put me in the friend zone eventhough i meet all of your requirements in a guy

  • 1.When girls are super mean!!!! I don't want to listen to you being mean to me, my friends, or other girls!

    2.If a girl can't take a joke, I make jokes reguarly and if you only get offended by them, ugh chop.

    3.Gold Diggers, I'm not getting you a new necklace per week

    4.Sex driven girls... Not interested in sex chop

    5.Drugs!!!!! Don't do them!!!! Don't bring Drug Dealers!!!!! I Will Ninja Chop you instantly

  • i like it

  • wow. this is probably the first video of yours i did not like. CHOPPED!

  • you are an awkward

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  • @TheOmicron3000 don't need a sword, my brain is my weapon :)

  • @vanae12 Well said, you are most certainly and awesome and decent lady. Do you have psychic powers?

  • @vanae12 Dayumn girl. The mightiest of 'em all!

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  • I haven't seen your videos in such a long time but WOW, you are looking prettier everyday. ^_^ One of my chop reasons are definitely being rude to someone who is rude to staff or people at restaurants. It pisses me off because I just don't get how someone could be so rude to someone that they have never met before (and the person is giving them food?!?!). My other chop is when the person doesn't listen when I say to stop and thinks that pushing my buttons is cute. Out of characters to elaborate.

  • v=zZLHDDBp09E&NR=1

    ^ Guys, learn from Skyyjohn how to take a trip to Thailand by not paying the bill ;D

  • I agree with Vanae, if a guy asks a girl to diner HE should pay but to be honest I don't think going to a restaurant is the right thing to do for a first date.The first date is about getting to know each other and seeing if your compatible so you should do something more casual and fun. Do I get chopped for this?

  • Some girls get offended if you think they can't afford to pay and won't allow you to foot the bill....even if it's the guy who has asked the girl out.......everyone's different though I guess.

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  • What are you chopping? .....ohdear.

  • gold digger -_-

  • girl that doesn't let me put my fingers up her bum... CHOP

    wait wat

  • @itsazy hahhaha

  • I'm *usually* turned off by tattoos but have made exceptions at times. Of course I never actually succeeded with getting with any of those, just found them acceptable. I like tall women too as a preference but have never required it and no tall women have ever accepted me either! =(

  • It's good to have standards. Actually many people don't get out enough and end up dating within their social circle, so ending up with a friend's ex is common. Beggars like me can't easily choose either... :(

  • im guessing you werent good with the guys growing up as a girl were you?

  • fuck with me on the first date and your gonna find yourself at the bottom of the river.

  • why should the man always pay?

  • @jak1428 i didn't say ALWAYS

  • @vanae12 But why does the man have to pay on the first date? Are sex-associated roles still that much at play in these times?

  • @vanae12 I rarely pay for the whole and it never happens on the first date- not that I mind, but girls are always like 'I don't wanna feel like I owe someone something in case it didn't work out so I'd much rather split the bill'. I guess that's how they roll around these parts...

  • @jak1428 only the first date. after that, it's okay if she pays.

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  • did i say ur intro music is killer??

    u were definitely on today.

    and i dont believe #3.

  • I chop:

    - High maintance girls

    - Low self-esteem girls ("I'm not pretty" < saying this more than twice)

    - Far to shy girls

    - Indecisive girls (being indecisive more than often)

    - Boring girls (not the one's who have a quiet nature, cuzz they might still rock. More the ones with who i cant start a deep or funny conversation with)

    - THE WORST OF ALL: girls who SmOkE! no matter how hot she is, if she smokes with sigaretz, the attraction disappears in less than one second.

  • I don't believe in paying for the first date. one thing is being a gentleman another thing is being stupid and getting stuck with a bill not even knowing if the girl liked you or not... WASTEE OF MONEYYY!! LMAO

  • @vanae12 wait at #5 what if its not like an official date more like a hanging out thing does that still count?

  • @snowboardin1 preachh my brother thank you!! completely agree!!

  • i only have one, a girl who doesnt have a heart! CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,­CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,­CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,­CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,CHOP,­YEN CAN COOK chopping style!

  • girl who doesn't shave - chopped, girl who makes the guy responsible for creating and mantaining conversation - chopped, girl who tries to read into things about someone that aren't there - chopped, girl who judges people based on a small amount of time without having any clue what the person is really like - chopped. and the number 1 ...girl who plays games trying to think you won't notice what she's doing - CHOPPED!

  • What if they something bad happen O.o

  • "Hey Vanae, did you want to follow up next Tuesday?"

    "Oh you got chopped, flaker. Didn't you get the memo?"

  • @larshinh haha :)

  • ......fatality......

  • Vanae is a gold digger? Instantly chopped!

  • @mihkeloja2 guys should always pay for first dates. be a gentleman for pete's sakes.

  • @vanae12 Why? Because women don't have money?

  • @mihkeloja2 i'm not saying men should pay for EVERY date. but he should def pay for the first. the reason why...you're courting the female. you were prob the one who asked her out, so to show that you're a gentleman and that you can take care of something simple like the first bill.

  • @vanae12 what if she asked the guy out?.....surely by this logic the girl should pay.

  • @adcashmo Well said, adcashmo. That's only logical; otherwise girls could ask guys out just to get free meals.

  • @Guest1001 or girls could come up and chat to guys in bars just to get free drinks.....but of course they would never do that ;)

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  • @vanae12 What happens if you persistently offer, but they won't take no for an answer?

  • @CChen002 then allow her to pay and say 'i'll let you get away with it this time, but i'm letting you do it next time'

  • @vanae12 how about a new rule, Girls should pay for the first date. Guys have paying since the dawn of time.

  • @vanae12 Vanae, I normally agree with you but I have to say that I agree with the people calling you a gold digger here. Girls and guys earn the same now so girls should pay their way. It's a two-way street. The fact is that even on the first date, guys are investing their money in the relationship (*cough* recession *cough*) but girls not doing the same either makes them look cheap or makes them seem uninterested in the guy. As in, "you're not worth my money but I'm worth yours".

  • @Guest1001

    your kidding right? this has nothing to do with who makes what money.

    recession or not, its called being a gentleman.

    and about investing their money.... damn dude how many first dates are you going on? you shouldnt "feel" like its an investment.

    if investing in a relationship has to do with money... then that relationship will NEVER be fulfilling nor successful.

    investing into a relationship is with emotion and feeling... not material objects or money!

  • @Skybreak31 But what if there's no relationship past that first date? You're talking about the relationship like it's a given whereas in reality, there's a chance that there won't be a relationship to build on. In which case, the guy paying will have thrown his money away for nothing.

  • @Skybreak31

    And don't give me "it's called being a gentleman". The phrase "be a man" is just a way of shaming men into doing something they don't want to and that's no different. In your comment below this one, you wrote that guys should be chivalrous and respect the gals. But if women refuse to pay their fair share -- "fair" being the key word -- then the respect isn't mutual. THAT relationship is the one that won't be fulfilling or successful.

  • @Guest1001

    never said anything bout her refusing to pay, refusing to pay is one thing, but a guy offering to pay for her and turning down her offer to pay for herself is more what i was meaning. big diff between the 2, sorry i didnt elaborate more.

    if she is never "willing" to pay for her own stuff that's signs of gold digging. its why i said you will know very soon off if she is a gold digger. i still think the guy should pay for the first date. she trys to pay for her's,good, if not, boot her

  • @Skybreak31 I think we'll have to agree to disagree. I still think the girl should pay half on the first date because there's no female form of chivalry. To me, chivalry extends to opening doors for women, helping them put on their coats and maybe covering puddles with cloaks (a la Walter Raleigh). But paying for a date isn't a matter of chivalry in my opinion and I don't think it makes you a gentleman but a GIRL paying half makes her as close to chivalrous as women can get.

  • @vanae12, mihkeloja2

    i agree with Vanae.

    guys should ALWAYS pay for the dinner, especially the first date!!

    trust me, if she is a gold digger, you will know soon after, but spending some money at dinner isnt going to kill you.

    idk why i sometimes feel i'm the only gentleman in this world. everything she listed is a given.

    guys be chivalrous and respect the gals.. trust me it will take you a LOT further! (then everyone is happy)

  • @Skybreak31 COMPLETELY AGREEE WITH YOU here.

  • @vanae12 Hey, Vanae. I agree that gentlemen should always pay for the first date, but do you agree that if you are a guy, sometimes doing something that takes a bit of time such as preparing a picnic (that does not cost nearly as much as taking a girl to a restaurant), stands out more than just taking her for dinner?

  • @SArmstrongII88 creativity rules all. as a guy, part of the chivalry and courting the female is to plan dates that suit you and her. so if you're being creative with a picnic, that's even better than taking her to a restaurant :)

  • @vanae12 it seems u still haven't answered the question as to why. responding with "be a gentleman or be a man" won't cut it and doesn't even answer the question. Why should society continue to live by norms that are obviously bad ideas. People used to get jailed for questioning the authenticity and credibility of the bible and creating crazy ideas like evolution. lol. I believe the person asking should prolly pay the date just as a matter of respect. but nothing beyond that.

  • LOL xD my 5 top ways? nope no idea. >.>

  • Does screaming, "FIRST!" make you want to chop me? :P

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