"Thanks For The Ride, Now GTFO" (Halo Reach) by That1RandomKid

[cw9r]

I see lag.

[iTzDannyNL]

FALCON PUNCH

[Lauro365]

he just learned the fus ro dah

[maik2231]

He finaly gots a scorpion for the first time

and now you destroying it!!!

[Yungzon85]

You see the dislikebar?

Yeah, me neither.

[ZzRaph684]

WTF ...?

[sickness324]

FALLLLLLLCONNNNNNN..........

[ViDeoDuDe1928]

@sickness324 PUNCH!

[shotgunshells64]

Um wtf i think i need to reboot my armor

[thatonewolfguy]

FUS RO DAH!

[MASTERCHIEF1062]

XD

[saints2239]

DAMN!!! DON'T MESS WITH HIM!!!

[mstrchif117]

STOP PUSHING ME YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!- I SAID STOP NOW DAI!!!!!!!

[sammuel117]

master chief in disguise!

[Xinfinitude]

HELLO!

[UNSCAce]

@Xinfinitude Hi! I just saw your comment and decided to say, "Hi!" 'Cause I know BUNGIE'S not gonna do it. I think their mad at 343. That's why the're not responding to anyone's comments;)

[sammuel117]

I'm,quite scared right now 0_o

[Shikamaru30004]

That's what happens when you take Chuck Norris' wraith. Oh wait. You won't be able to, cuz he'll kick you in the balls so hard you could fold the flaps of your balls over your shoulders and glide around like a flying squirrel. Now that... (puts on sunglasses) IS DA' TRUTH!!!!

[viewtifulblader]

SHORYUKEN!!!!!

[lileclipse2]

FUS RO DAH!

[dantegx8]

never fuck with this guy on melee.... ever. *noted to self*

[ThumbsUpMike]

Steroids is a hell of a drug

[skyknight49]

SHADUKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

[pitinharo]

Steroids!!!!!!!

[TheAqsdragon]

chuck norris: haha now only god can save you

game:god has left the game

chuck norris:hahahahaha

game:justin bieber joined the game

chuck norris:god help me

[XForgotMyUsernameX]

guys! I sent this video into achievement hunter fails if the weak. I hope to see it featured soon! cuz this is my video. I also sent another video. it's on my channel as my featured video. I think that will be chosen as well so go check it out to see it early. (it's been given a fake title for views lol)

[MrXGLWalker]

FUS RO DAH!

[PacoMxxN]

what on earth!, lol didn't see it come xDDDD

[HakoroNui]

"...did I do that?"

[noobking111]

I was waiting for something to happen and then it did and I was like... what!? XD

[geeksoldier451]

@ThreadOak YES!!!!!!

[ThreadOak]

Fus Ro DAH!

[MrTalentedFrog]

117 uploaded vids ;p

[shadowdzera36]

the only two people that disliked this video were the driver and the gunner. true story.

[RedWolf764]

Hey batta batta... SWING!

[DivineO2]

I love the sound when the tank exploded

[JefeMaestro0106]

Chuck Norris playin halo...

[mattaa28]

The spartan FUS RO DAH'd

[UNSCAce]

Blue Spartan being pushed: Hey, thanks for volunteering to push me guys! Dum-dee-doo-dum-dee-OW!!! What the? JOHNSON!!! Oh, that's it. TAKE MY PATENTED SPARTAN SPIN THROW!!

Current Scorpion crew: NO! DON'T DO IT!! NO!!! Bloosh.

Blue Spartan that WAS being pushed: Heh. Now I just walk aimlessly for a couple more minutes. Note: Unfortunately for the Blue Spartan that WAS being pushed... his teammates respawned and they shot him in the head with the: Pistol, Shotgun, and Sniper rifle.

[XForgotMyUsernameX]

@UNSCAce haahaha. they didnt try to kill me back... they were just as confused as i was. and still am! haha... i got tons more fails like this one too. but they are not on youtube.

[UNSCAce]

@XForgotMyUsernameX Awwww. Darn. I'm pretty sure the fails would be sweet and sour at the same time. Like Chinese food!

[StealthWolf359]

@XForgotMyUsernameX

You're a Forerunner. Not the rank.

[Mralibarry]

I did'nt know Chuck Norris played halo

[MrRugbylord]

Ahhh, the downside of modern transportation..... But i've always wondered, 500 years in the future, you'd think they'd have made more advancements in warfare than tanks, cars and bullets

[arbiter26]

@dudewtfpasswind *Fus Ro Dah

[Vaderfett12]

Wow that guy has a really strong punch lol

[StealthWolf359]

WEEEE!!!!

Oh f--k! I'm getting shot at!!!

GET BACK GET BACK GET BACK GET BACK!!!

Aw f--k this.

*pummels*

No boot?

[XForgotMyUsernameX]

@StealthWolf359 no, i did not get booted for this game after i punched the tank. im the guy in this vid by the way

[StealthWolf359]

@XForgotMyUsernameX

I said "no boot?", so I'm not saying you did. You got magical powers!

[tamberitzluis98]

Chuk Norris!!!!! OMFG

[noobking111]

@tamberitzluis98 No. if that was chuck Norris the tank would be implode into a black hole and suck the reds into it. then close itself and cure cancer everywhere.

[UndesputedLoser]

Team rockets. BLASTING OF AGAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[TheRauchfamily3]

Abra use pshicic! tank goes to tree like magnent tank is dead you earned a million poke

[spartankiller369]

LOL WUT???

[comcube13]

"Dude, move"

"No"

"Dude, just MOVE" *Punches

"Okay, I'll jus-" *Flies at full speed toward tree

BETRAYY YOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!"

[LtcdanProduction]

OMG LOL

[odstcallum]

notice that he moves his camera to where the tank is going before it blew up.

it as if you was physic and pulled it up with his mind XD

[DESTERANCE245]

Falcon Punch

[Shoorty02]

i wish i could play this game... :-<

[PuBuVibra]

OMGGGGGGGG THIS IS EPICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!

[FlamingGrunt7777]

I wish I was that strong!

[dharok123456789]

love it how 1 guy gets betrayed and the other one just commited suicide xD

[kelseysezkaboom]

LOL. i suck so much at this game : /

[C2xEditor]

press 6

Falcon PUNCH!!!!!!!

[XForgotMyUsernameX]

lol! u guys! why isnt this video on roosterteeth fails of the weak??? i sent this in like a million times! haha... this is my video by the way. i am That1RandomKid. although, i have NO idea how this video got on this youtube channel cuz i only sent it in to roosterteeth and no one else. BUT COOL! lol. im just happy i was given credit and they put my gamertag down. i originally called this video HULK SMASH but they changed it in the title of this video. but the new name sounds funnier! GTFO! lol

[Mralibarry]

Chuck Norris does not enjoy being pushed around XD

[murfgubben]

FALCON PUNCH!

[bordynoi]

the tank driver was MrMcgee... and he sure made him angry

[BornSpartan114]

When black people play halo.

[Blaze777soldier]

Everyone knows not to make the Hulk Angry. You won't like it when he's Angry!

[icenot3]

FALCON PUNCHHHHHHH

[MegaMonkeyDeath]

POWER THIRST!!!!!

[XForgotMyUsernameX]

hahaha! i am the guy who punched the tank! i am That1RandomKid... please tell me how to send this to roosterteeth to put on fails of the weak

[linne333]

The laws of physics? what's that?

[Democlize]

The only one who disliked this was the guy driving the tank.

[MegaMattboy]

use the force luke!

[Jonnyboyproductions6]

That's why you don't mess with Chuck Norris

[Maze992]

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

[MrDEDRU]

You got the touch

[kdfvihsbi]

HOLY SHIT A TANK HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quibiga]

im the jugganaut, bitch!

[liljus626]

pwned!!

[WolfKing352]

You don't want to see me when I'm mad

[TheBobandben]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAA­LCAWWWWWWNNNNNNN.....

PAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WNCCCCCHHHHH!

[jacezero10]

I bet the dude in the gun booted the tank guy.

[HALOspartandude]

*Blue talking to blue* When did we get this awesome hood ornament!!!

[nukemonk]

The tree came from right.

[TheSmurfy18]

FALCON PUNCH!! ^_^

[Loonatic5x5]

"Youre not gonna like me when Im angry..."

EVIDENCE!!!

[bordynoi]

@Loonatic5x5 yay Bill Bixby reference.... R.I.P.

[666devilb]

Falcon punch

[jerod209]

Chuck Norris doesn't want no weakling escort.

[AsariC0mmando]

lol funny stuff, he just turned around like..

"ya, stop pushing."

(cue tank flying into tree)

[RyanA136]

You wanna run me over? Well FUCK YOU!

[SolJustice808]

Wtf? Hahaha. :-D

[smakester]

AHHA HE FUCKING HIT IT AND IT WENT FLYING xD

[shadoz99]

@thekooka 117 likes FOR THE WIN!

[commanderbob327]

question mark?

[CODCreations]

I blame Stosh!!!

[uberninja228]

you tried to run me over ararararararar!!! also tank<tree?????

[charzard0105]

I'm sorry what?

[777pixlemap]

Alpha as fuck.

[NJD2014]

lol

[GotAnEyedea]

how does this happen

[DragonMaster861995]

...

[halodudecj1]

its the hulk

[BubbaDJ000]

Lol hes just looking at it thinking, "Was that me?" haha

[ProphetOfDeath6661]

LMFAO @darklinklord chuck norris should get Cr for letting you guys tease him...xD

[cryptosguns]

I didnt know Cryptosporidium was in haloreach? Psychokinesis much?

[darklinklord]

CHUCK NORRIS HAS APPEARED!!!

[Xinfinitude]

He must be magneto

[NarrowPhenom]

Wow, that's my friend That1RandomKid

[XForgotMyUsernameX]

OMG!!! OMG!! I am so happy this video got noticed!!! I am That1RandomKid on xbox. And I made this video and I'm the one who punched the scorpion tank! I just searched up my gamertag and found my video! I hope it gets on "Fails of the weak" on rooster teeth! somebody message me if it does. THANKS! and ur comments are hilarious everyone! Keep em coming!

[PopAPortal]

hooray for physics

[planetNS]

The other team replaced the tree with an extremely large tank magnet then lured it in...

T'WAS A TRAP

[dEsSiCaTa]

Is it just me or is everyone with those security shoulders and M.VI helmet a dick?

[jasonese1]

What do you have to be doing that is so wrong, this happens?

[MrAmerica1995]

Press 6 for ACTION

[SuperMonsterenergy33]

Betrayal

[linelotr]

A Poised Panda

Can you find it?

[JaleksiSnipeZ]

thats awsome

[IQBosh]

TREE MAGNETS

[Robro345]

Guy1:Im NEVER GONNA STOP HAHAHAH!

Guy2:Stop

Guy1:No

Guy2:Yes

Guy2:or else

Guy1:Or else What?

Guy2:Or

Guy2: FALCON PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWNNNNNNNNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

Announcer: Fatality!

[stormkiller43]

ha this isnt a falcon punch its a scorpion punch

[OniLink977]

What a conveniently placed tree.

[hubbythefat]

You.

Missed.

My.

STOP!

[14DarkhaN14]

omg

[DarkZabuza177]

its literaly that just this one radom kid made this video!

[exsecho]

Dislikebar is just as long as Justin Bieber's penis

[Fernil01]

@exsecho i'd also hate to think who's penis length is reflected by the length of the like bar (not referring to you)

[X43dew43X]

I would have titled this Tanks for the ride.. looloololl

[tigerluye]

The day the Falcon Punch became public.

[imcoolya1]

i love the casual walkbys of you destrction like when you betray someone you just stop there and look at them i find it funny as hell

[Muttant444]

PEACE OUT MOFO!

[MetallicaRulz31]

HALO REACH GLITCHS FTW!

[DrewKachmar]

I guess that guy

*sunglasses*

Got the jump on him

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[davidruto]

Magneto play Reach!? lol

[animemadness2003]

DOLPHIN PUNCH!

[TheIanwolfe]

that was honestly the first true falcon punch i have ever seen

[warlord1994]

The Chuck Norris Taxi service.

[jeffpolol]

wow chuck norris just destroy a scorpion with a hit,NICE

[jerkward4]

dont mess with captain america

[tacoswamper]

ROFL

[TheLilhalosoldier]

"em i dint do that......"

awesome vid

[zefzima]

"Did i do that?"

[Grock123]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

[AMVBlaze]

looooooooooool xD

[JaleksiSnipeZ]

press 6 ;D 

[JaleksiSnipeZ]

LMAO

[YamiSilaas]

I love the dudes con fused reaction. XD

[aldoaldo16]

Chuck Norris play Reach

[InSorteDiaboIi]

@aldoaldo16 - fuck chuck norris. Over paid actor. nothing more.

[cowboyskid2]

Falconnnn punch!

[gameplayinfreak]

chuck norris armor?

[Lilspikeyc]

I find it hard to masturbate to this.

[frostyz711]

@Lilspikeyc no. just no.

[Aluxinos]

@Lilspikeyc lol

[PumaFau]

i would so boot 

[naruto4789]

the power of master chief!!

[stealth2666]

Proof that Chuck Norris is a hidden character in Reach?

[Sniperguy66]

with blues like that, who needs reds?

[nitroalec]

Blue guy: thanks for the ride guys

*gunshots*

Blue guy: woah im getting shot, ok you can let me go now...Im serious...just stop the tank for one sec and I'll...OH MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!

Red guy: Holy shit, you see what he did to that tank???

[clonecody45]

You know, I've seen people fight over Scorpion Tanks mid game, but at least you could get away with it and still have the vehicle in tact. This is taking it to a bit of an extreme. ._.

[TheNoBLeNiNe]

........im sorry i have anger issues!

[somahiru]

USE THE FORCE, LUKE!!

[rx3gundam]

Is the tree okay?

[chaoticbluberry]

Hulk...SMASH!

[spartainB55]

Even stationary the cuncussion rifle is a death dealing super weapon

[mike3mra]

I cant stop hitting 5 over and over and over and over...

[xSUBZEROxReCoNx]

The whole other team probably just turned around and ran for the hills. If he could do that to a tank, imagine what he could do to you!....