Freeman's Mind - Episode 1 (Half-Life Machinima)

[TheMegaGuillotine]

I feel nad for that squirrel

[aperture102]

At 4:32 i see G-man

[bloodbath2345]

"Aw jeez i'm running late!"

The very first line of freemans mind and the one so appropriate to how often he makes more :P

[TheAaron404]

2:34 best story ever :D

[LimeBite]

Who else is having a Freeman marathon?

[bobepuhuh]

@LimeBite Meeeeeeee :D

[Cardgames4children]

Well, time to rewatch the whole series as I study linear algebra in conjunction. You know, you gotta have a smart environment such as Freeman's Mind in order to learn smart (and beautiful) math

[ElectroGoat12]

Yes Freeman. You really really really should have been a pilot. Then again, you wouldn't have experienced the thrill of all that self-defence ;D

[HaydenJackson100]

Hey guys. I'm making a mini-series called the Great War. The trailer is out so if you could check it out, that's be cool. Also, it's about the seven hour war with some changes. See my channel for the video about the changes!

[masterpengun]

i used to be a awsome badass scientist until i heard them scientists playing that song

[cccaymol]

I just wait for the next to come out. To occupy my time: Beer, Minecraft and porn.

[4SomeDude]

Thumbs up if you are watching this video at 2012!

[JD12345J]

@4SomeDude Hello future man, I am from 1876!

[TheUnitedBoners]

@JD12345J I think I have won over both of you! I am from 1779!

[Phrykade]

Come December 3 of this year, Freeman's Mind will become five years old!

[Darcoth]

Gordon Freeman is Ray Romano?!

[crawly5]

OH COOL!! ROBOTS!!!! 3:33

[IvanVGBaez]

Hey Guys Remember To Download All Freemans Mind Episode Or Leave It On A Secure Tab, Because When SOPA Come's Whe Are Going To Miss This Serie's Too Much.

[ht448]

@IvanVGBaez You do realise Sopa Failed like a week and a half ago? The day after the internet strike

[dvorak121]

@ht448 You do realize that congress has yet to vote on it? And that the SOPA blackout was not a week and a half ago, it was three damn days ago? Dumbass

[kjsh987]

too bad. i ended the ep two yesterday and i hope vortigaunts health to eli.

[1TheMedda]

@Kattyblossom123 A boy with no head or legs will kill me tonight? Where'd you come up with something so retarded? If he has no head, how can he hear, smell or see me, let alone be able to live without a brain powering his body? And how's he gonna kill me without arms? Is he gonna bump into me to death? By the way I'll be sure to respond to you again at 12:01

[aloniusWankington]

@1TheMedda you know how superstitious people are

[f2928]

@1TheMedda Guessing by that you didn't reply at 12:01 (@ least here on the East Coast) Rest In Peace...

[tkskater1]

Here's to the start of a new journey! Oh wait no, I've already seen it 2730383824037 times. Oh well..

[Battlefield1235]

GUYS, if you want to see episode progress go to accursedfarms

[Battlefield1235]

@Battlefield1235 Majke sure you put ww w and . com

[Cypher1X]

Finished the series yesterday, time for round 254.

[halogod62]

this started in 2007... its now 2012 when are you gonna finish!!!

[masterpengun]

@halogod62 it probably ended in 2009 >_>

[theshaler12]

dude he stoped at like episode 37 i think i watched these and i wanted to watch it again

[kjsh987]

do you know if half life episode three is gonna be released and when? please tell me. im playing episode two.i will be pleased

[harperislandluuv98]

@kjsh987 Sorry Dude. Valve can't count to three.

[SnakeMacTavish]

39 more episodes to go.

[kurtanglerocks555]

Watching it all over again for the 3rd time lol too much free time but hey who cares

[MayThereBePivot]

@kurtanglerocks555 Not I.

*fistpump for freeman*

[K0sm1cKid]

Remember when Freeman's mind began? BEFORE all of the Call of Duty videos? God I'm only 16 I shouldnt feel this old D:

[MrArchangelfilms1]

@K0sm1cKid wait, you're 16?

[K0sm1cKid]

@MrArchangelfilms1 Yeah, hope thats not a ad thing

[MrArchangelfilms1]

@K0sm1cKid not at all

[fondajames]

Only good one, can't stand that guys voice after this one

[reallnormall]

We're gonna CRAASH!

[HalsoftL]

@DaMasterSarge since '09 for me, gives me laughs whenever I'm bored. Check out Poke Pals thats pretty funny to

[DaMasterSarge]

Incoming 'Thumbs up if you were sent by Robbaz'... I came here myself in 2008.

[xboxkid930]

I watched this 4 times but still episode 40

[ReloadedKaarelpoiss]

I'm Freeman and I Know it

[TangerineWizard123]

Hard to think this came out in 2007

[MrKaboom2011]

@TangerineWizard123 hes playing Half-Life not Half-Life2 numnuts

[TangerineWizard123]

@MrKaboom2011 firstly, I am talking about the episode.

secondly, half life 2 came out 2005.

[MrKaboom2011]

@TangerineWizard123 well whats wrong with playing an older game later on. people still play Doom. and i was probably mixed up with half-life 2 :episode 2 or something.

[guywhoplaysrunescape]

This guy, is a legend.

[RoxTheGuardianAngel]

Home sick. Watching all the episodes for the 100th time.

[FlaminBurrito101]

i watched every ep when i was sick and i have never laufed so hard that i had gallons of tears everywere thanks for the laufs u guy rock cant wait till next ep.

[700Gianluca]

Buenisimo

[xxbobx1]

i think this would be great on tv

[lukasvezz]

I can't stop watching Freeman's Mind When I wwatch it All i watch it agian !

[Will6753]

first

[TopHatAvenged]

@Will6753 Yeah, I'm sure YOU got first even though this video is over 3 years old :P

[1TheMedda]

@TopHatAvenged This video is 5 years old. :P

[FlamesNX]

@Will6753 Your fucking retarded -_-

[thehondarebel]

One of the few things machimina have made that is GOOD.

[SUMD123]

@thehondarebel Since when has "published" EVER meant "made"?

[ultralugia]

I hope I'm not alone when it comes to watching all of freeman's mind over while waiting for the newest one to arrive.

[Thunderbird457]

@ultralugia yeah, and it takes about 4 hours to watch the series. this is my first time re watching it, well, i just finished and i just came back now to say this :P Man i want him to get to Xen so bad to see what he says

[ultralugia]

@Thunderbird457 I personally can't wait myself, I'd like it if the episodes came out faster and if he could do freeman's mind for the other half-lifes (#2, ep1 ,ep2)

[LastMarmoset]

@ultralugia my brother

[Maxxxxzz]

@ultralugia I literally just started :D

[ultralugia]

@Maxxxxzz I love this series. :D

[AmericanAwesome2]

@ultralugia Don't worry buddy, I am too!

[ajle9550]

@ultralugia You're not alone, man.

[saxoncola23]

@ultralugia You are not alone :)

[cjallday1130]

@ultralugia according to these likes, you're not alone xD

[ultralugia]

@cjallday1130 It seems that way doesn't it? xD

[Blacktronics]

@ultralugia I Watched all of them again Yesterday, im just starting over AGAIN O.o

HELP ME! i am ADDICTED TO THIS!

Rofl, i just got that human verification thing because i posted a lot recently, and it said

blablater... well yeah guys! you all should blab later !

[currentpieproduction]

Ha ha, this video is a classic.

[JdawgTheFirst]

4:26 WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!!

[DropXDeadXSykes]

SHIT. I didn't know I was THAT late..

[juakinote]

is it just me ..or ross sounds a LOT like gabe newell?

[1TheMedda]

@juakinote Thats because HE IS GABE NEWELL! BUM BUM BUUUUUM! Plot twist.

[juakinote]

@1TheMedda holy crap!!!!! thats why theres no new episodes....gabe is working on HALF LIFE 3!....ds

[1TheMedda]

@juakinote I think you mean he's working on Half-Life 2: Episode 2 Part 2 :P

[HumorisLogical]

Every time I play this part of the game, I think in my mind "Looks like I'm not the only one who's late! Sucker!" as I pass the guard.

[XxBlessedSpiritxX]

Episode 1 Dec 3 2007... Episode 40 Dec 21 2012...

[YouWouldNotBelieve33]

This is so damn epic! I'm watching the complete Episode the third time!

[Fireheart0011]

its been a few months, its time to start over again :) besides... i dont need sleep anyways

[MrRockroots]

This is actually Half Life:Source...

[Katetrnka]

High security, yeah thats why we keep our highly explosive misiles in the visiters section!

[EnriqueIglesiasBG]

Fascist AEHAHAE

[MrMulluc]

Hello everyone :D

Freemans Mind German version on my channel ;D

Hallo Alle zusammen :D

Freemans Mind deutsche Version gibts auf meinem Kanal ;D

[bobomaticable]

checkout the rise of new vegas its a mind seires sub to him

[nomercy8989]

This one was the best. The post 15 arent as good...

[ChristopherGiannone]

At 2:05 Gordon Says: "Hey, what's going on there?" I think they were secretly evacuating because they knew that the scientists were going to do that experiment with the Xen crystal sample would create a renosance cascade.

[alloalload]

While watching this with transcribed audio, did anyone else get "Italian Eight" at 0:26? xD

[kokakola44]

the dislike bar is like justin bieber's dick

[JBommer4488]

@kokakola44 Yeah! ; )

[lazysnipeify]

821 people are late to work.

[boogabear805]

I used to be a badass alien killer until i to a scrotum to the chin!

[lolwtf9009]

SSSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKEEEEERRRRR­!!!!! haha,ha

[elitezombieslayer129]

Sucks he doesn't believe in friends, cause he seems like someone awesome to be friends with.

[XxRandomxNamexX]

If the voice in my head was Ross Scott, I'd listen to everything he said

[fucker661]

not funny whatsoever.

[Abecto9]

@fucker661 HEY fucker, fuck you.

[joehrtr057]

wtf why 68 anot 69 hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur

[ZriconBeast]

This is great! I recommend it to all good half life fans!

[Cober321]

Awesome

[MrUltimate9000]

G MAN IN THE TRAIN

[1TheMedda]

@MrUltimate9000 This game is called Half-Life: Source, it's for about $10 on Steam.

[lncompetent]

This game half life 2?

[brendanbuttman]

My bro told me it took him 3 years to finish that game -_-

[Castaway257]

SUCKER AT 0:22 that made my day :)

[TheMarinecrab]

Well one thing for sure is that he is WAY TO LATE to help out with the combine :P

[JDAlvo93]

@ 4:00 What about your brother John? I thibk he needs a job

[angrywhitebird22]

lol wat if this person made masterchiefs mind

[ZxReDMisTxZ]

@angrywhitebird22 it would suck because halo sucks

[McLolzable]

best series of life

[mrsubject1]

... Crappy iPod keyboard eschew=wached

[machinimarep]

@mrsubject1 meh spam

[mrsubject1]

On my last iPod I Escher all the series about 6 times I dis it once more on my new one and now I'm doing it again

[halo6534]

Am i on the right train? LOL XD

[alyssahotty18]

Dode, the squirrel story; happened at my High School. Officially the greatest day ever. We called him Sammy the Squirrel, and some students made a small monument to him on the grounds.

[MrSlayer543]

4:25 WE'RE GONNA CRASH! I lol'd so hard at that XD.

[scooterdude1945]

holy shit I remeber when this came out lol!

[thevideoman6]

Why do i keep hear wooden doors open?!?

[XExiledKingX]

And the fifth time watching this series begins..

[BrokenCDprodux]

This guy sounds like Napoleon Dynamite.

[Ultmateluigiman]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THE HORROR

[sk8erbails]

I hate ads



[EpicKoopa]

bored, nothing to do. time to rewatch all the episodes of freeman's mind.

[MankyGrape]

Weight-enhancing foods? Check.

Weight enhancing drink? Check.

The next few hours of my life spent laughing at Freeman's Mind? Positive.

Here we go!

[Technos72]

I officialy hate Chuck Norris for repetitive spam

[monkeyman27v]

how dare you talk to the g-man that way!!!

[Trybut3]

could you imagine what the world would've been without HL that really stink

[ron30100]

@Trybut3 IT WOULD BE A WORLD OF UNMORAL TURMOIL AND UNADULTERATED AGONY!!!!!!!!! THE PC GAMING WORLD WOULD BE RUN BY COD LOVERS!!!!! I GET THE SHIVERS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! D:

[hl2izawsum]

@ron30100 OMFG IM SO FUCKING SCARED OF THAT THOUGHT.

[TenorSaxDude09]

i did think that a five minute tram ride was a boring way to start a game

[skelitack]

this is my 12th time watching and it's still funny ^_^

[GrayBoy95]

Thumbs Up if you play your games like this!

[xXZayzeXx]

0:23 SUCKEEEERRR!!!!!

[VOLTZ1990]

No smoking or eating...

FACIST!!!

[D34dlyK155]

The more I watch these videos the more I wanna hear Ray Romano interview this guy.

[masterpengun]

@Upfrontwarboys .-_________-. i derp in your face for being so DUMB

[supermancyWON]

i say GOFORCHARLIE

[425599167]

Cave Johnson: So, Dr. Freeman, it says here you were fired from Black Mesa for excessive lateness.

Freeman: It wasn't my fault! Have you ever tried to use the train system there? And I don't care if the anti-mass spectrometer caught fire, those combustible lemons I made were a brilliant idea!

J: Alright, we'll give you a chance. You just need to pass a polygraph test to verify you aren't a mole.

F: (Thinks about crawling around air ducts) Fuck...I need a donut.

J: We serve cake in the lounge.

[bogyflorin2008]

man its been 4 years .......fuck....... 4 years ago i was fifth grade :| now im in highschool

and im still waiting for this to finish

im checking almost every day for a new episode

[TheSupersonic91]

Re-watching this for the 5th time! XD

[KurtKokaine1]

Tears in my eyes and it's only just begun. XD

[TheCapo003]

I saw G-man XD

[seesar0008]

stupid ads

[superfawful65]

Three years since this started and he still isn't finished.

[TheGresers]

lol



[SuperHamada2001]

Can you make a series of Half-life Blue Shift?

[DesiireaF]

@SuperHamada2001 he is like 2 years away fo finishing this one he is busy with alot of stuff.

[theguitarzero2]

I dare everyone to put Close Captions(Transcribe Audio) on. It's a whole new experience.

[TheEliteBrit]

4 years and 38 episodes.

[DesiireaF]

@TheEliteBrit 39^^,

[Greed6960]

@TheVideoGamer5x

It's not available on xbox live, but you could try your local game stop for used copies of the OrangeBox which includes HalfLife and two other games.

[Pjake7]

@TheVideoGamer5x @Greed6960 If you wanted Half Life on Xbox you can buy the orange box, but that's Half Life 2. Besides, my (bad) laptop can run this game without a problem and no FPS stutters. You should be able to run it no problem. you can buy it on Steam, too.

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

You are forced to watch an ad before the video, you click transcribe audio, at 4:31 it says "you have been exposed to video ad."

[MegaHAnzIV]

"Fascists" hahahahahaha

[xXxTHENERDCAVExXx]

i love just pushing play all on this and laying down at my bed and watching the whole series,i wish he'd make new ones!

[Equinox226]

perfect snake to watch freemans mind is PIZZA

[Equinox226]

after school I yell SUUUUUUCKEEEEEER to my friends who are walking

[peerse1]

ah im not the only ones who's late... SUUUCCKKKKEEEEER!!!!!

[TerranWTF]

4 years later... And he haven't finished the game.

[SeeJosieJonas]

I finally start watching this on it's fourth birthday. Weird.

[ElectroTerapin]

@TekyroTriforce a coincidence and a half, life.

[TekyroTriforce]

Wow, I just happened to start watching this from the start again on it's fourth birthday. That's a coincidence and a half.

[TheVideoGamer5x]

Can you buy this game on Xbox live marketplace, if not then can you get this game for the Xbox 360?

[09themad]

@TheVideoGamer5x No, but you can get it for dirt cheap on steam and just about any PC from the last 10 years can run it.

[Superawesomevids549]

oh god its g-man 4:32 (or at least i think) (he is a stalker stalking freeman or at least that's what glados said)

[jamessonic5621]

@Crysix12 AFTER they finish Freeman's Mind Half-Life Source series.

[117superdude]

4 years and still not done? Oh good god... Freeman really is running late.

[Zackson1000]

Posted on my b-day

[takatoekoe]

VALVe is the best gamestudio ever

i would die for them