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  • i agree MAKER6450, he co owns this account and doesnt beleive BULLSHIT.

  • I am an Alien, do you want me to abduct you to prove my point?

  • I think it really has happened to people before. There is a 140000 to 1 chance that someone WILL be adupted by aliens.If they try and adupted me, I'll shoot them with my airsoft/BB gun.

  • arent you cool

  • Please quote me a source for that fact? If there has never been CONCLUSIVE proof for an abduction, how can you create a statistic?

    Feckless moron.

  • Because I watched a TV show about UFOs, and that is what they said.

  • space is fuckn endless man....do you realy think there is nothing out there? thats being a one minded idiot.

  • lol, i dout there real

  • you wont be sayn that when you see one...iv seen some very strange shit in the sky at night...LOOK UP^^^^^

  • hi the person who said i doubt there real is the person who co-owns this account, i belive in ufos, just because we've found 9 planets doesnt mean thats it. also we havent been on any other planet before!

  • you'll see sir.

  • That's not hard since our whole media is run by them: AntiMatter-ites from a parallel universe to EARth. They are parasites and psychopaths who sponge off Earth humans by cheating on the stock market, controlling the mortgage market and selling pharmaceuticals.

  • Im from Canada I'vee always liked this type of humor.

  • really enjoyed that.

    The difference between fairies is they have wings lmao

  • lol, no in a year the earth spinnes all the way around in 1 day(our measurements(humans)).(!)

  • No no no! You`re mixing up measurements with semantics...we call the (apparent) movement of the sun a day (or a rotation) & you`re right, the NAME is made up, but the actual physical "thing" itself is a real event. See what I mean?

  • yeh i think we r argueing about the same thing,and getting confused. although i was saying days are made up and that is right they are, because humans mesured an amount and called it a day, they made up a week and a month and a year... the day does not happen but the moving of the earth does, its common sense. duh?

  • 'Robert, you've been friends with Richard for 8 years now i believe...'

    'Well, i sit next to him'

    Hahaha!

  • lol

  • You Can Travel In Time If You Travel At The Speed Of Light

    But Thats Very Fast And It'll Be Impossible To Survive At That Speed

  • the x-files theme song is getting old now!

  • lol... it could be flies.... hahahaha awesome movie..

  • Brillient. We know its not true, but brillient.

  • why are people getting so angry about this video. if you were abducted by an alien you would surely realise how sceptical other people would be. ime sure this video is entirely genuine and so's my wife.

  • what's the meaning of this video?Bored people,lacking energy and interest-typical of British!

  • and your typical american

  • Are you trying to say that british are boring?

  • You have proved it, asking just that! its a type of humour, not all US peps get!.Dont take it literal

  • *in ten days is the future then you will time travel ten days forward and eventualy you will be ten days ahead of where you were before... days r human(made up)so anyway this is very confusing and lon annnnnd stupid but i dont care just w3 till 2027 or somthing like that n youl see. thats the rst of what i was going to do.

  • Dear G3org3Master...so you think "days r human (made up)..." Erm, go watch a sunrise & a sunset, & think about the interim period, and you`ll find no humans made that up. Doh...

  • duh, Humans made monday tuesday, wednesday, thursday and friday n the weekend . the earth orbits the sun and humans say that its 1 day when actualy its not . its made up by humans. if i took wednesday out then your life woulkd not get shorter it would stay the same.

  • Duh x2 matey. Human beings invented the names of the days...but the actual time it takes for the earth to rotate once is governed by the laws of physics. And no, you don`t have the power to take away my Wednesdays.

  • DuH X3 matey.The earth rotates and the sun looks like it goes across the sky, then once the sun goes down at a sertain point we humans would call it a day. when actualy its not a 'DAY' just a rotation.Hmm. if i take 27days out of all the months then would that mean your life would get much much shorter!!?

  • Cogratulations on discovering this is a fake video. Thats a bit like saying "Monty Pythons not real, y`know".

  • dude you are fucking stupid yes if you freeze yourself somehow down and then someone wakes you up 100000 years into the future then you would feel like you have been time travling but i fought it was aboute going back not forward if there is no intelligent life there is no one to live the time. wich means when you die you wake up in the very same second as a baby

  • what the...

  • Check J2897 channel, that lockhead antigravity stuff is amazing, always knew they had the technology, but they are coming out of the closet somewhat now with it.

  • well done . made me laugh anyway.

    (& not much does.)

  • the difference between faeries and flies re the... the.. the faeries have wings. LOL HAAAAAAHAAAAA i almost choked laughing . FAKE OBVIOUS, the video is fake.but aliens are real just they wouldnt come to earth n abduct us though, they cant, unless they can but i dont know no one on the planet knows. time travel willl soon be able though.

  • dude time travling is impossible from all points first the time cant be changed its not a object but the interesting is that if we could watch the earth from billions of lightyears away we could see the middleages,the stone age and such if we could get there faster than the image

  • Hi boxingisbest, check out Sir Laurence Gardner's lecture on Youtube, and the use of orbitally rearranged monatomic elements ie exotic matter for time travel. Truth stranger than fiction every time. Peace.

  • ok, 'timetravel' may be impossible. But... if you travel veryfast and make all the light bend around to the direction your traveling and you get there fast then that basicly means you have traveled through not 'time' bbut something like it. we are all time travelling now, just not in a machine.

  • flies or fairies?

  • they all looked and sounded like they were on crack lol luvd th vid

  • fairys not flys?? they may be flys =p

  • quality :)

  • that was quality

  • the song is the theme "X Files" and u even tried to remake the video around it in the show

  • Michael is a legend!

    "...fairies have wings." hahaha

  • Time travel is possible if you travel to work by bike! make sure you have no flies on you! especially those with wings!

    What a scream!

  • Is time travel possible?

  • Theoretically, yes.

  • no, theoratically it isnt, according to Einstein.

  • A friend of Einstein has already shown that if you rotate space, you can change the nature of time.

  • Theoretically it is possible, that is if a machine can allow you to travel almost equivalent to or beyond the speed of 3×10^8 m/s (speed of light).

    Which at the current technology we have makes it almost impossible to build such machines, so i could say it is still not possible until perhaps a few hundred years later.

  • Scroll to the bottom of my channel and click 'Steven Spielberg ufo doc 1977 anti gravity 1/3'. Watch all 3, I think you'll enjoy..

  • yeah, but it is theoretically (not just practically) impossible to go as fast as light

  • Who knows, perhaps physicians would discover some form of unlimited energy source from other planets. Well, light travelled that fast, so hmmm.

  • Is time travel possible?

  • if we knew for sure, we'd be working towards it surely. for a guy whos entire profile revolves around time travel, you really need to read up on your quantum physics.

  • timetravelexperiment,

    i sure hope so.

  • Vokes!!!! i suppose you think you're clever now with your youtube shenanigans!!!!?? PARP!!!!

  • You bet your ass!

  • I don't find this one funny sorry, ive seen ones way better than this.

  • richard claims he was fucked in the arse by aliens LOL

  • you gottaa be thick as shit if u comment saying this is fake, OBVIOUSLY its fake its a MOCKUMENTRY u dipshits.

  • mark that thing on ur shoulders is called ur cock u prick

  • If you want fuckin' aliens, Come to England...Its full of 'em.

  • hahaha.too true

  • the truth is out there. doo doo doo doo

  • HA HA HA

    I think it's a boss skit!!

    It's all Entertainment.

  • I cannot believe that some of you are calling this fake like it's supposed to be serious or something, Shit what planet are you from or maybe you've been abducted by aliens......wake up it's a piss take! A very funny short film thanks for posting it.

  • Intelligent extra-terristrials are our friends, as are all of gods creatures

  • Freak!!! thats an understatement!!! theyre all freaks!!! everyone on or even involved in this video!!! what a laugh!!!

  • freak!!!

  • i belive you..... ha ha ha! lol! he comes to work with faries around his head. and of cause every body knows that the diffrence between flys and faries is that faries have wings! LOL!

  • This was a terrifying piece of film making.

  • How fake :P:

  • lmao are you guys serious??? you're actually worried about being abducted and you're actually giving advice to people in case they're abducted??? jesus wtf are you on with?? get serious lol

    not to mention this is unbelieveably fake.......

  • Have you watched it to the end?

  • the difference beetwen flys and ferys is that ferys have wings. lol the guy is stupid

  • class, i like the hidden camera and the whole piss take of your workmate. when the guy said there was proof cause i seen him riding to work on his bike, i thought you were gonna go down the whole sore ass theory but i like the fairys have wings thing instead

  • I think Chris Carter is gonna sue somebody.

  • lmfao "the difference between fairys and flys is fairys have wings..." XD rofl rofl, and shouldnt it be titled mocumentary? :O

  • I watched this clip and am now worried about being abducted by aliens. Are there any safety measures I can take to avoid this happening?

  • The Higher Spirits are doing what they can to defend us. They're doing a good job but they are unable to stop the occasional intrusion into Earth. Learn some self-defence techniques to try using them on the alien(s) if necessary in the event of an abduction (may work). If being abducted, fight, scream for help and ask God/Goddess to help you. The aliens who deliberately slip through Earth's defences are technically advanced but NOT MORALLY ADVANCED.

  • lol, that guy at 3 mins, hahahahahahaha

  • This is fake!

  • no shit. its in the comedy catagory

  • what are you talking about?

  • haha i like the way he tells fairies apart from flies! may not be the funniest piss-take but good attempt.

  • /watch?v=RlnLZai3bGI

    this applies to everyone

  • yeah the guy at 03.00 is dam right an alien

    freaky guy

  • I'm no scientist, but im pretty damn sure the guy at 03.00 is indeed an alien in very tight human skin

  • lmao yea!!!

  • Agreed petedalad

  • poor bike!

  • I saw a UFO once, flying in the distance. But as it got closer, it transormed into a bird. Really.

    These aliens are smart - cos it even landed with other birds and they didnt notice it was a UFO!

    Good video guys, made me chuckle (Y)

  • i thought i seen a ufo. it was at night and it was very quiet. it only had one light on it. then it transformed into a small 2 person plane.

  • lol cool video

  • i cant beleive they let the guest editor feature this

  • Sorry, I liked it - it's my kind of humour.

  • i loved the retards gorm look1 i thought it was actually quite funny in a dead pan way, unitl the 'UFO' turned up. bollocks

  • its one load of bullshit.and i feel like a real prick watching it hahahahaha

  • My argument is -- if they have a starship why should they ever visit this little, boring planet -- I would go to much more interesting places in the galaxy

  • they may just be are anscsters u may never know

  • Is this real??

  • NO duh

  • how fuking stupid can you be???!!! of course its not fuking real!!! wats the matter with you?!?!? did your dad m8 with his sister or somthing? you complete CUNT!!!!actually its probably not worth me giving you this abuse because judging by your comment you're probably to stupid to read this.

  • HAHA!!! the guys expression at 3:00 haha that guy was a retard ^^ nice spoof

  • The reconstruction is a legend! ahaha

  • JUst reading some of these comments makes me laugh...

  • lol wheels still spinning

  • haha wat a dork,i think hes lied so much he actually bieleves wat he says poor ppl tat have to listen to him goin on how borin

  • lol you prick its a spoof, did u actually think he got abducted at the end for real? lay off the crack.

  • this is sooooo boring

  • well he works in a workshop . id say one day he was exposed to a chemical to clean tools or something and it made him trip all night , i think everyone in the vid are trippin tbh :)

  • haha its a spoof you wanker! i find the fact that loads of retardsthink this is real more funny than the actual video.

  • i know its a spoof you dick, im playing along its called having a sence of humor , your obviously more retarded or finding your own fun but let me have mine ....now piss off!

  • yea i think so 2 lol, there not all there :)

  • UFO'S Exist, you did not know that??? the problem is, they may attack us some day, or we may attack them, if not, we will attack ourselves, which we are doing.

  • They are gonna . i read it somewhere they're gonna cause a black out over the whole world and its gonna last for 3 days.

  • or you may just get punched in the face

  • oh krap. UFOs exist.

  • xD fairys

  • hehe...lol!...very funny @ 3:30...that guy is awesome

  • LOL VAHT YOU GOING ON

  • Lol!

  • ones i see a flying cow it was verry high my cousin zackpark tried to shoot it but it fly away!!!!!

  • my god really? Did this cow have wings? Or was it flying it some kind of craft? Or did it have some kind of power that allowed it to somehow levitate, or lactate?

  • hehehe

  • it was nice comedy made me laugh

  • Is this a Spoof?

  • what is time?

  • Is time travel possible?

  • when we put the clocks back for daylight saving

  • Why should it not be possible?

  • You travel, right? And time isn't frozen when you travel, right? There you go then!

  • hahha excellent comeback :D

  • this is a piss take! it made me laugh

  • Thats the kinda bullshit, that shove the real facts in the "sci-fi" cornor!

    Stupid

  • Is this a wind up lol?

  • of course!! you crazy cat

  • no it's real life!!i'm an alien,pleased to meet you!

  • get the fuck off my planet lol j/k

  • oh it's your planet!!!

  • fucking idiot

  • wee man

  • faries hahahahahahahahahhaa!?!?!!?!?

  • fairies xD

  • funny!!

  • that micheal is the alien!@!@!@!

  • What a pillock. He lies about being abducted by aliens and then he gets him mum to pick him up in the apple iCar to show off. What a prick...

  • HAHA! Nice comment!

  • lolll easy gangstaaa, its fake its like a mockumentry

  • I know, was only joking :-P

  • Lmao, the fairies and flies got me.

  • rofl... this is a jke..

  • fantastic!

  • ROFL

  • He has been abducted by illegal Aliens lol

  • the magazine he talks of, fourtean times, is a good mag. They have a strange deaths section its really funny. The things he talks of in the picture in the mag are known as orbs and I have proved they just dust. Take a pic of your room, then shake cushions or beat your sofa and take a pic, there you have it. Ghosts! lol this is really funny though!!

  • I have some old copies of the Fortean Times. They're quite cool.

  • THANKS FOR POSTING. I LOVE THIS KIND OF STUFF

    ITS MILES BETTER THAN EMMA BLOODY THOMPSON AND THE BLOODY DAVOS QUESTION.....

    At least this is real.

  • LoL, this is not that bad. or maybe i've drunk too much

  • HAha good ending!

  • Wank

  • lol

  • this is obviously a parody.

  • Love it! Thanks folks ..here comes a new direction in british comedy.

  • this bloke is a fucking retard

  • gota say this was terrably filmed, production was rubbish, and was worthless, why are these videos featured on the youtube home page,

    get back in your basket

  • Fake..... if the docermentry was real why would the cameraman be silent and not freak out or anything?

  • Other species do exist, not in our galaxy, because our previous species never made it to type 1 or 2 civilization, and their planets were destroyed by natural, or nuclear war, hence why we, Earth is the only living planet, or only civilization, lets hope we do not fail like the rest did.

  • id like to borrow your space ship to find that out just like you did lol

  • oh shut up you loser

  • Haha. Awesome^^

  • wow, actual ufo proof!!

  • Ok.. Interesting.. Freeked out a bit :S

  • wtf quite sad not worth watching at all

  • crud...

  • lol the reconstorution is tht right no its not i didnt spell it right

  • Good video. This is really Good choice higgypopuk.

  • I know! I love it! Their over videos are good too.