Turmion Kätilöt - Teurastaja

[GreedAndSelfishness]

Ei helvetissä mihinkään euroviisuihin.Siellä halutaan sellaista hinttipoppia nykyään.

[BlackWyvernFS]

This song makes me want to fight a mountain.

[Radioaktiv97]

@BlackWyvernFS Accurately describes Turmion Kätilöt's songs. All of them. YEAH, FIGHT DAT MOUNTAIN. UUUURRRGGGGGHHH.

[kamikasedude]

Religions suck my dick

[Smoochiiii]

God sucks my dick

[ColteeYT]

...

I lost my ears.

[TheGreatDevourer666]

What does Teurastaja mean anyway?

[nw0n]

@TheGreatDevourer666 slaughterer

[TheGreatDevourer666]

@nw0n thx bro

[soofrei]

@TheGreatDevourer666

Teurastaja=butcher

[logikaxl]

@TheGreatDevourer666 It`s butcher.

[TheGreatDevourer666]

+158 people don't understand a word they're saying, like me, but they give a shit, unlike me.

[christSl4yer]

i don't usually listen to this kind of metal, but this band is awesome!

[FranticTikTak]

Meanwhile in Finland ...

[kaizel12356]

yeaaaaaaa



[fragMatix]

Opa opa!:D

[VissigrossVB]

Epic win

[VissigrossVB]

Visiten micanal :D

[VissigrossVB]

lol

[anttwenty91]

BADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS



[eruagain]

@MasterRockFan posted this previouly and I didn't know if I actually loved it or hated it .

[FilipGereg]

one of my fav songs by turmion.

[MeVSbf2]

Intro is too good.

[shadowwolf1918]

Totally amazing music, but my god the pictures are weird, lol.

[Kreiviful]

mistä näitä ulkomaalaiset kommentteja tulee tänne?? kuka valaisee?

[GreedAndSelfishness]

@Kreiviful FinLAND of metal.

[appleplox]

I don't understand it :) but its epic

[goldlogs]

WHY IS THIS NOT ON ITUNES?!?!

[werty302]

@goldlogs i was just about to ask that :Y

[niggtardd]

holy shit balls i just looked up finnish industrial metal and found this, and it changed my life. baddass!

[mrclint8]

Killing Joke....Butcher!.....beat for beat...sound on sound...it's a Happening!

[Troll3DD]

Vittu nää on ihan mahtavat sanat :::::DD

[Zardice1]

just had an eargasm

[LFPS0311]

Wait, wait... is this shit satanic?

[DatafoxStudios]

@LFPS0311 Nope. Just bloody.

[waste0fspais]

@LFPS0311 Yes any group that sounds a little rougher than than System of a Down nowdays are either Nazi's or Satan worshippers. If these crazy motherfuckers where in fact Nazi's and Satan worshippers at the same time I wouldn't be surprised they rock and that's what counts. I personally think that Satan is far more likely to be behind the recent faggy pop-rock phenomenon.

[atibingler]

@LFPS0311 im afraid it is.

[jasderoxthexnoahx]

*Beavis and Butthead headbang*

[SoldierMo666]

I love Finland for metal. :d

[thecrow58000]

I FUCKED SATAN EVERY DAY

[tichergeorge]

@thecrow58000 did you also fucked the 12 year old kid on your page background?

[killswitchengagefan4]

Can someone teach me finnish so i can say how good this is?? :)

[loftedhippo]

hahaha the comments make me laugh, if only you knew what he was saying XD

[1846alexander]

Sound great.I wish I spoke Finnish

[Axidy]

MAZARINI!

[kissiatuany1]

GAY '-' kkkk

[sp3cialkelly]

This song really turns me on.

[vertti321]

kyl oon ylpee ku oon suomalainen :DD

[supernerd1103]

My ears are ringing.

[xr467ky]

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[Elex127]

@xr467ky This Epic is epic.

[Mazar1nik]

some1 here playing cod4?

[katanas1]

@Mazar1nik

me?

[Axidy]

@Mazar1nik Gangsta kitty :D

[Mazar1nik]

@Axidy cereal killers 1.0 mister. nvm

[Axidy]

@Mazar1nik fuck you faker.

[Bartwomiej]

@Mazar1nik yes

[mau571]

way too repetitive

[mact39]

the best : 0:00 - 0:55

and than : 0:56 - 4:00

[Puavo76]

3290 likes finnish language, 155 are just.. whatever/anywhore..

[wgvids1337]

Team unlimited! <3

[mtr116]

Mower brought me here.

[vertti321]

pakko kyl sanoo et miks noi kaikki hollantilaiset ja muut kuuntelee ees tätä ku ei ne ymmärrä tän ideaa??

[DeadAndUnknown]

@vertti321 Musiikin takii varmaa

[DreamVikings]

I wish this music was also something you can drink, touch and sniff while you listen to it. Thatd be absolute awesome. Ill have to do with drinking vodka, sniffing something else and caress sandpaper.

[ModelDarker577]

People arguing over what language this song is in it's Finnish.

By the way this song is awesome and I live this band :)

[ModelDarker577]

@scoutkidd

I believe you when you say you're Dutch :)

[joeriz9]

@ModelDarker577 Well don't. because i am dutch, and finnish doesn't sound even a bit like dutch.

[MrKarjalamies]

Why is everyone talking about Dutch? The song is in finnish.

[demokin4946]

i would like to point out that besides ppl arguing over waht language the song is in *btw its finnish* cant we just enjoy the damn song and get along?

[Xovarium]

this is not dutch and everyone that say that this is dutch is not dutch

want dit kan niet nederlands zijn (this cant be dutch)

[scoutkidd]

Dudes I realy am Dutch! Why don't you just believe me?

[wilpuri24]

@scoutkidd Because you said Finnish reminds you of Dutch. I'm putting my money on that being the deal-breaker.

[scoutkidd]

@wilpuri24 I said the song sounded Dutch and not the language, btw how much money are you putting on the fact that I'm not Dutch? You know I could use some extra money ;)

[joeriz9]

@scoutkidd because this language is finnish and not dutch, moron.. it does not even sound like it.

I am Dutch, and i can tell you for 100% that this is not dutch, i know holland is an awesome country but don't pretend that you come from there, because you don't.

[scoutkidd]

@joeriz9 I am Dutch and I can prove that I'm Dutch

[joeriz9]

@scoutkidd if you're dutch, then you're quite retarded to think that finnish sounds like dutch. 

[scoutkidd]

@joeriz9 I said the song sounds like Dutch NOT the langauge

[joeriz9]

@scoutkidd And i said they do NOT even sound abit like dutch..

if you really think it sounds like dutch you're probably 12 or have a mental dissorder.

[scoutkidd]

@joeriz9 I'm fiftheen and I found a video of the misheard lyrics, because I can't post the URL you should look at my favourites on my channel the video is called 'mama appelsap'

[joeriz9]

@scoutkidd Lol...Dat filmpje is gewoon complete kanker bullshit van mensen die denken grappig te zijn, Ten eerste is het niet correct nederlands, en dus NIET nederlands (De zinnen zijn compleet verkeerd en het is gewoon complete bullshit) en ten 2e Lijkt het er niet eens op... Tenzij je stront in je oren hebt natuurlijk ;)

[scoutkidd]

@joeriz9 Nou oke, dat plastike koe klopt inderedaad niet :P maar mag ik je een adviesgeven: scheld aub niet met kanker ik ben 2 famillie leden verloren aan die kut ziekte dus dat is best een gevoelige plek bij mij :(

[CalistoRaven]

Tää on oikeeta musiikkia!!!

[Xovarium]

@ scoutkidd Wat ik ermee wou zeggen is dat 't nergens op sloeg dat je zei dat het op Nederlanse taal leek, want dat doet 't niet.. :/

Maar, iedereen ziet 't verschillend.. Excuses!

[scoutkidd]

nou ik vind het zeer teleurstellend dat je niet geloofd dat ik Nederlands ben en btw de lyrics die ik in dit liedje hoor gaan als volgt: Deze morgen, motorisch zagen. Ga daar staan ja, je donut stinkt daar wat. Ik ben een pot helaas, niet de sok helaas, doe normal als je Billie aftrekt! Pure liefde, pure, jawel daar sta je pullie. Ja daar komt de wasser aan! Zieke koe, plastic koe, rennen voor je koeien man! De hele tekst past niet in zo'n reactie. So do you believe me now?

[scoutkidd]

Uhm.. if I'm not Dutch why can I say this then: hoi ik ben melvin winthagen, ik ben 14 jaar oud, ik ga naar het Grotius college in Heerlen en ik ben een mod aan het maken voor star wars empire at war forces of corruption. Thumps up if you can read this

[DeepestWounds]

@scoutkidd Because its easy to use an online translator :)

[TranceExplosion]

@scoutkidd but you dont have to be dutch to speak dutch

[TranceExplosion]

@scoutkidd but you dont have to be dutch to speak dutch, you dont have to be english to speak english

[Xovarium]

@scoutkidd Dude you sure your Dutch? Sounds in no possible way like it..

[ShiiieM]

Me mola, me mola :D

[scoutkidd]

lol what language is this sound like Dutch lol

[Giefurmoney]

@scoutkidd its finnish

[scoutkidd]

@Giefurmoney well I'm Dutch and it also sounds like Dutch lol no offensive

[joeriz9]

@scoutkidd You are not dutch... finnish doesnt sound like 1 bit like dutch...

[3u447]

WTF? Thomas the tank engine in recomended videos?

[malikbakt]

heaviest song of TK

[swishsplash]

pylly=ass

[Saukkomestari]

Pistää muuten miettimään että miksi helvetissä ei tätä tai muuta vastaavaa metallibändiä laiteta euroviisuihin, viimeksi voitettiin lordilla mutta seuraavat poppipaskat ovat päätyneet jonnekin sijalle 21.

[ToxiicGas]

@Saukkomestari Euroviisut vaan pilaa kaikkien musiikkien maineet.. Euroviisut = täyttä paskaa

[21RedRabbit]

@Saukkomestari Koska näillä on sen verra itsekunnioitusta, ettei halua lähtee mukaa moiseen paskaan?

[Kemusika]

@Saukkomestari Kyllähän se hikinen teräsbetoni sinne tungetiin turkit päällä näyttämään vähän mallia :/

[Kiriyawa]

@Saukkomestari Jaa, luulet vissiin tosissaan, että ne siellä euroviisuissa jotain musiikkia kuuntelee? : -D Sinne menee suosiosta tippuneet bändit, jotta ne saisi huomiota. Yksikään itseäänkunnioittava bändi ei menisi euroviisuihin.

[P0lkoli]

@Saukkomestari Euroviisut on paskaa ja perseestä. Paska kisa ja paskat kisaajat, eikä sen pitäisi ainakaan metallin kuuntelijoita kiinnostaa tippaakaan.

[lhigg17]

comon 1 million!!!!!!!!!!

[gobhead]

Very very good!

[hitmanzkilz]

better than most of the shit we hear in the U.S.

[Rudidennis123]

Turmion kätilöt is genius

[lumpyprostate]

Fucking cruel. <3

[GMMisha]

...Perkele

[sicknessoffen]

DREJDERDEN ÇALMIŞSINIZ ŞARKŞIYI TÜRMİYONKALİYOT

[xheroxabove]

teurastaja=The Butcher

[AlastorRex]

i think, i shit my pants. FUCKING AWESOME !!!!

[iamonly14lol]

have no idea what hes saying, but its awesome! :D

[bercikos1990]

Jest Pierdolnięcie!!!

[sxgtrgd]

wowowowowowww this is so fucking good!

[xbigbazzx]

Love it! damn its good

[sugallama]

how is this song so good

[CochoCalabaza]

This is fucking Awesome!! I find this shit to 2 am (méxico) and now are 4 and a half and i can't stop of listen,,, the sound is like Rob Zombie (so fuckin great)

[LeonTheRabbit1]

Teurastaja means Butcher.

[argnit11]

i Dont understand this SHIT BUT ITS LEGENDARY

[Aelkamal]

@argnit11 something about butchering...

[TheJarric]

@argnit11 how you coud tell

[666WalczaK666]

If satan speaks in human language, he speaks finnish

[UntrustedSource]

@666WalczaK666 Probably Latin. 

[MultiJerkku]

@666WalczaK666 Best comment I ever read.

[rihannafan36]

@666WalczaK666 Mwaha. I'm Finnish thanks a lot. Kiitos, persreikä! :DD

[RandyLeeSnyderJr]

@666WalczaK666 That's why they call it Helsinki.

[MsDjessa]

@666WalczaK666 That is such a nice thing to say, as a Fin I´m very taken : )

[RazielDArc]

@666WalczaK666 You are wrong, for if Finns speak Satan shall prosper.

[thecrow58000]

@666WalczaK666 satan sucks my dick

[TheHodjaa]

@thecrow58000 hahahahahahahah you're great!

[thecrow58000]

@TheHodjaa i love this Group but i hate satanic songs , they are all bastards who loves satan

[TheHodjaa]

@thecrow58000 I totally agree with you.

[MrBanana281]

@thecrow58000 Really?

[thecrow58000]

@MrBanana281 ajajaja i am strong than satan

[badtothebone93]

Turimon & Rammstein RULE !!!!

[CarlinRules]

This reminds me of how badass Devil May Cry was

[AngryMethods]

epic win <3 T.K. for life!

[TheJuutupee]

@yacoopsesra61 WHAT ABOUT TURGAY??

[goten76300]

1:37 "Anthony a pété !"

[S1ckMus1k]

I have no fuc**** idea what this song talks about, but this sounds epic.

[TetsuMatiaro]

Big stomach, chainsaw

butcher and the slaughtered

outpatient, mercenary, rubber garment and the principle

The meat grinder and the butcher's ass spin in the tempo of a hammer

The circular saw destruction brings the message, to the crematorium death

By then the blood surges, when a tall, sweaty metalhead shouts

Eyes burst out from the head, it pukes to the ground

It sits next to the Virgin, and farts fire columns to heaven

Kneels before the Pope, and throws the Pope's meal into the water

[PaTZi300]

@TetsuMatiaro facepalm

[TetsuMatiaro]

@PaTZi300 Naamapalmut on ihan mukavia.

[Avatarcheese]

@TetsuMatiaro

Bad, ugly engine-dick

The choker and the ones to be choked

Mercanary, outpatient

The rubber cloth is a principle

[carumix]

perfect song!! ;)

[Naggarok]

1:40 -->He say in spanish: "Cojonuda, como ninguna." Misheard lyric rulez xDDD

[xXEvilClarkXx]

There style always reminds me of Hellmarch 2 from Red alert :P

[tetsouko]

Thanks to Turmion Katilot, I learned these useful Finnish words:

Teurastaja

verta

lihaa

vihaa

oksentaa

bordelli

[huuskosan666]

@tetsouko strange language isn´t it, but in the end its pretty simple.

[tiuhviuh]

@tetsouko good for you :D

[patduch636]

search some of theese wrods, i searched fuck you dick bag in finnish on google and started saying it in school

[666WalczaK666]

best song of Turmion katilot .

[jesuistropbonpourtoi]

jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzz

[Przem2010]

The begining sounds like OST to game Thrill Kill - anyone remember this game?

[LocurasDegaister]

@Przem2010 YES

[AnimalabusePissMeOff]

i allways go on summer holidays over there, those finns are fucking nuts!!

ended up on a nachspiel on some of those finnish bands conserts, i got really drunk trying to drink them under the table.. finnish are only beaten by russians when it comes to drinking vodka but finnland rapes everybody with their metal!!!

to bad theyr chics arent as nice as the norwegian ladies at home...

[AnimeManiac89]

@AnimalabusePissMeOff yeaaah... finnish girls really know how to be a bitch.

[TheOglibogli]

As a halfbreed I approve, though I did not learn finnish, which was a shame. Catchy as hell.

[DOLNY]

its dope

[Stigmatikk]

First time listening listening to this band, catchy as hell.

I like their pictures too. :3

[MANSONVAMPIRO]

Esta canción la tenía hace muchísimo tiempo en mi ipod, pero se me borró por accidente, así que vuelvo a ponerla.

[adrenalinerushskier]

wow im going to fight someone now

[ninjahellseeker]

Jesus shit... this is awesome! Why can't America have good music anymore? Industrial metal is dead here... so sad, and it's "underground" everywhere else

[1955porsche]

great stuff

[Rammsteinizate]

Soy español y no hablo finlandes, pero en el minuto 1:33 se escucha claramente como dice cojonudo.