NEW MOON WILL BE MADE!!!!!

[MrGoopy1]

You have friends? You mean ones that army invisble?

[sensatioNBITCH]

a btw sick teeth is this spelled right ? lol and after i saw ur head i want a watermelon

[sensatioNBITCH]

CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION!

im scared :$ shes so BIIIIIIIIIG

[crackincrackers]

o....m.....g ITS A BIGFOOT!

[bolahsd]

I feel like these couple of years should just be completely forgotten. Justin Bieber, Twilight, all the other horrid shit that has become popular because of people like this.

[assasincreed7x]

2 freaken things pumba 1 what the fuuuuuucckkkk and 2 it's people like u who kill them selves by having a freaking heart attack take 200 fuckin chill pills

[ninjagirl625]

oh my freaking God just take it easy girl

[chars414]

TYPICAL TWILIGHT FAN

[UnusualCammieOMGZ]

LITTLE!??????!?!?!?! existance? HA.

[xHaveFateNerdx]

Press 2 For a Happy dance :D

[zDrizzyz]

i didnt know shrek made youtube videos?

[zDrizzyz]

@jimmypictures haaahahahahaahhahahaha

[csikosoliver]

0:8 HAAAAY :DD:D:D:D:D:D::

[lkreyna2]

If she gets any bigger, she'll capsize England.

[iGeeorge]

this girl looks like an ogre...

[GreatestCaws]

HOLY SHIT!!!! It Scared the fuck out of me

[TheBlaana]

sorry to say it but you kinda disgust me.

[crazypanda0787]

At least try to be attractive, this is just pathetic.

[noob1780]

you fat bitch you have the voice like a man

[XboxPs3GaminG]

That's the biggest noggin I've ever seen

[mfalcon189]

Lol, a talking potato

[MrAce7799]

r u a guy

[lilparis47]

can anyone else smell her when the video started plaving? ew

[tpgear321]

KILL IT BEFORE IT REPRODUCES! (yeah i know with what)

[Oreowithdip]

@tpgear321 who the fuck would reproduce with that

[TheMidwestsk8ter]

You guys are fucked up..even my cold hearted ass wouldn't say shit like that.

[NeonGreenCarl]

Typical Twilight Fag...+ plus 500 lbs...

[keddiebros]

we be trollin this troll

[ryan1hello]

I couldn't hear what you were saying over the fat.

[Regimendez]

grow up lose weight and stop buying teenage magazines <-- very good advice

[majmunko23]

you are beautiful no matter what they say

[ekmix]

i saw your fat face and clicked on it just to read the awesome hate comments

[majmunko23]

@ekmix dam me too

[ekmix]

@majmunko23 lol i found the new made moon ^^

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

@ekmix ROFL same with me. xD

[mikeandike1327]

Kill yourself snorlax

[darklink223456]

shove a sock in it bitch

[StitchPoop]

new moon is already made

[LoubiiLUST]

it doesn't surprise me that much that the only friend you seem to have lives on the other side of the world.

[Occhublu]

psyco... disturbing

[NarcissaMalf0y]

I'm not even trying to be mean but HOLY shit her teeth. Like some gnarly fish teeth.

[TheSorenski]

you ate youre friend and then vomit her out and then crapped on her

[krysstalpearl]

She even eats her clothes.

Wow.

And some more screaming.

Can someone count all the times she says "Oh, my God," in this video?

[mattlamb]

Twilight sucks.

[masterthehate2]

AHAHAHAHAHA OMG SHE TRIED TO EAT HER FLEECE!!!! GET THIS BITCH A SNACK BEFORE WE END UP SEEING HER NAKED.

[masterthehate2]

Excuse me, are you aware a renegade whale stole your webcam?

[Kawaiigayboy]

JESUS CHRIST YOUR FOREHEAD IS SO FLABBY AND BLUNT IT'S THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT

[Kawaiigayboy]

GO EAT SOME SHIT IT'S ALL YOU'RE FUCKING WORTH

AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

[ItsAWtfMoment]

I've seen some fan girls before...but damn.

[vivalaraych]

@playmakerzam no, you judgemental little prick. if you don't like the video, then DON'T WATCH IT. hmmm, ever think of that? it's not that tough, just don't click the link. again, you're the one judging someone on youtube. calm the fuck down. it's YOUTUBE.

[nomoreusernameswhy]

press 2 for fatass

[WindWalker940]

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN!

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL!

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPPELS ME!

HARPOONS THRUSTS IN THE SKY!

AIM DIRECTLY TO ITS CROOKED BROW!

AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE!

WHITE WHALE! HOLY GRAIL!

[noobertoober1]

I enjoyed that glote.

[Xoxocube]

Going for a run in the woods > eating cake watching vampire love story's.

[Xoxocube]

People should not be so excited by vampire fiction. Perhaps if it was Jules Vern or some TS Elliot... then maybe, but this just vindicates the fact there are morons gobbling up mediocre irrelevant trash. by the thousands.

[Dilo22]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO

[tinkywinkypoo]

she says 'little existence' at 1:54. heeheeeeeee

[diedavidtenchdie]

but the actors are shit lol. whats her name is so negative and doesnt shut the fuck up.

[daw00d1]

watta dope...all i can say -.-

[COBfan1996]

This movie series is shit...This movie series is shit...This movie series is shit...This movie series is shit...This movie series is shit...This movie series is shit... THEY ARE ONLY SPARKLY FAGGY MUTANT FAIRIES!!! FUCK ALL WHO LIKE IT!!!!!!!! screw u...walrus...

[eltrio619]

she looks like slimer from ghostbusters XD

[hitheremynameisstuar]

what your seeing here ppl is a crazy fat person who should be killed with a spade

[ryanspell]

some on tell the deathstar to stop talking

[PunkZoli]

a good reason to grow a new hippocampus

[sasukefan163]

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

[FonsworthPerryWinkle]

Twilight Sucks!

[Gam3rTagger]

OMG A FUCKING BOOMER!!!

[Meclesky07]

its funny how every fat girl ive met likes twilight.

[11uplink11]

OMFG wtf is it?! I saw just 3 seconds o_O Is it HE or SHE?!

[InsertZipCode]

Thanks for the ego boost.

(:

[powerhouse74133]

thanks, now ive lost my appetite.

[MrPwnograph]

HOLY SHIT?! i foud something bigger than my penis :< my life is ruined -__-

[PhenixReviewz]

@MrPwnograph wasn't your leg longer?

[JovicaTalijanov]

I guess your "the new MOON"  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deathstyleinc]

@JovicaTalijanov  Thats no moon..thats an UH MAY ZING WHAAAAAALE....

[10HasteTheDay01]

I think your a bit obsessed?

Go cut yourself please, we don't like these videos.

[ohboyhey2k4]

fatass

[azzlez12]

1:05 JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[Virgiliasama]

@jimmypictures

I wish I could 1 up this a million times!

[becoolffs]

does anybody cares?

[lovemeordie83]

MAN THE HARPOONS!!

[TheDarkElfKing]

I think you're mom is proud...

[TheDarkElfKing]

Get a life.

[MoodlesX]

A wild Snorlax appeared!

[MrCKiwi]

@MoodlesX The wild Snorlax appears to be level 100!

[TheMartini1234]

@MoodlesX Hey, don't say that, Snorlax is freaking awesome!

[TheFreshestTV]

@MoodlesX rofl!!!!

[TheFreshestTV]

@MoodlesX looks more like a spheal

[xPiecesOfMe]

@MoodlesX AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH LMAO

[ehmlayyyy2913]

@MoodlesX You're my fucking hero. This is amazing :D

[GreatestCaws]

@MoodlesX or a Wailord

[OriginalTeamMarty]

i see a suggestion link to a boxxybabee video here and wonder..

How the fuck did Snorlax associate herself with the prettiest babe on the internet?!?!?!

Someone throw a MasterBall for Christ sake and store it forever!!!

[rozze3400]

Are you a man?!? Or just a very very grazy Twilight-fan Whit no life at All?!?.........

[xEtiquettex]

Hahaha you're a strange one :)

[TheMaffiaa]

MAN THE HARPOONS

[SmokinWaffle]

@TheMaffiaa

HAN THE MARPOONS QQ

[maistortrichko]

OMFG... I don't know even where to start - Twilight or you... I'll just stfu xD

[RawrrItsShannon]

fucking shut up:| im suprised your making videos, shouldnt you be eating?

[breble]

you may have a movie but you're still an ugly fatass

[IZrocks1000]

Twilight sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maistortrichko]

@IZrocks1000 Fuck yeah!

[IZrocks1000]

@maistortrichko Fuck yeah!

[jakestronggamer]

I clicked on this to get a good laugh (I thought it was a guy).......now im

[azianica]

DID YOU GIVE BIRTH?

[AlexanderKupo2184]

your cute when you squeeeee

[NiniNitemare]

ooo yourr talkin to your friendd are ya what friend would that be the easter bunny u have no friends

[hitman1932]

BITCH STFU NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR TWISHIT, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH

[PhiladelphiaDream]

Erm... Yeah. Problems.?

[DanisaysNYEH]

It's people like you who force Hollywood to make these movies again and again to please your dull minds.

Thanks for sapping away some money from the economy just so you can watch a Mary Sue and a sparklefag eat shit on camera.

:3

[SuperPoopaTroopa]

ewww.. what's that disgusting thing on my screen?

[fatalistically]

This is not intellectually attractive.

I wish people could fangasm over actual worthwhile literature rather than the horrid fanfic-that-could known as Twilight.

Something being popular does not equate something being good, although it says quite a lot about our society as a whole.

[SmapAttack]

You know guys, this isn't really a big deal. She had the same reaction when she heard the restaurant down the street was going to have all-you-can-eat buffets every Monday.

[StitchPoop]

wow, this reminds me of a tragic news flash...

[HollieTheDhampir]

Shut the hell up.

Seriously!!

And you live in the UK huh?

TOO BAD FOR ME.

Retard.

[FallofDarkness55]

faglight is made by a shitty orgasmic author who lives out her sexual fantasies by sucking on edward's sparkling cock all day long and doesn't know what else to do instead of writing a fucking retarded love story about sparkling vampires and a retarded human girl who can't shut her mouth and looks like a retarded beaver. faglight needs to fucking die die die die die die die die motherfucking faglight faggots. if you're a faglight hater then post this message to at least 5 other videos.

[xxkylexx9]

0:47 lol it must have been an hour since the last time she ate an entire cake. Shes starving and trying to eat her "FLEECE"

[BlackCousins4life]

The reason you can't stop moving your hands like a crazy person is that you are a crazy person XD

[dsandoval]

Hahahahah what a whale

[Icebitz]

OMG. WHALE SOUNDS AT 1:23.

[MTBR077]

I watched New Moon without watching twilight, I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD when I saw Edward sparkle for the first time... have you ever thought any twilight haters might check this stuff out for a laugh?

Besides, I got dragged to the movies by my friends, so I'm another case..

But honestly, even my friends aren't that obsessed...

[donteatchocolate]

Your fat, ugly and repulsively disgusting. Get a new forehead.

[larendor10]

MAN THE HARPOONS

[EyeSeeEww]

once tht stupid bitch stephanie meyer stops writing then all this shit will be taken over by another fad

[FallofDarkness55]

@EyeSeeEww agreed. because harry potter is slowly fading away right now. in late 2011 when harry potter 7 part 2 is released harry potter will not have all that hype as it used to. right now it's obvious that twilight is overtaking harry potter. so after meyers stops writing and all of the movies get released, everybody is going to find another fad.

[thefatalnigglet]

She's hot. Wtf are yall talking about. I'm sure a giant whale would fuck her.

[sneakysnake1234]

I'M GONNA PUKE!!!!!!

[RAWRizhAdrianx3]

oh my friggin god! KILL YOURSELF!

[Flasbax1993]

work?? WHO WOULD EMPLOY YOU???? :O

[Flasbax1993]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OMG OMG OMG SHUT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK UP...

[SuperPoopaTroopa]

aren't you ashamed? i am now, for watching this ridiculous bullshit.

[PrAuGeViEwEr]

kill yourself

[Assiman]

Urgh... I... must... kill... something.. mostly whales

[StarmenRock]

Are you a man or a woman?i cant figure it out!!!

[KDxLiberty]

@Rummy44alt Whoa now. I totally understand that Twilight is terrible... just how does this make me a faggot?

[EyeSeeEww]

WTF she trying to eat her Fleece O shet She probably thought it was GREASE when they sold it to her

[CrayBG]

Hmm, yep. I just lost hope in humanity.

A story about a pedophile (he is what,100,she is what,16?), necrophilia (he is also DEAD,by the way.),bestiality (werewolf), and MORE pedophilia (that little kid thing?not gonna even get into that) actually SELLS, and girls actually find obsessively agressive undead pedophile sexy / dreamy / etc. ?

Typical Mary Sue book, from the bad ones on top of it. Not worth the read.

[atomichead777]

STOP SHAKING! we already had to deal with earth quakes and tsunamis

[FallofDarkness55]

@atomichead777 good one. this bitch is enormous enough to cause global mayhem and to set off at least 7.0 earthquakes.

[hagipopescu]

wtf this is hopeless

[adharast]

this is creepy. it looks like she's in labor...

[Velourium53]

You're a typical fangirl with a typical fangirl craze. You're going to look back on this and really hate yourself.

[PaigeAndDaniella]

Oh god, why can't America just lock Twilight nerds in a dark place. Then the rest of the world won't have to deal with all this crap about stupid vampires. Exept my friend :)

[batbogeyhex]

You're kind of loud and annoying. D;

[Omisato]

EX DEE SHES SO RANDOM AND FUNNY

[timmybobjuinor42]

YOU FUCKING WHALE

[GENE55]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! There is an article about them canceling the last movie in 2012....THIS IS THAT THE AZTECS WAS WARNING US ABOUT, THIS BITCH ISN'T GONNA GET TO SEE THE LAST GOD DAMN MOVIE, AND SHE WILL FUCKING EAT US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALIFORNIA WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO!!!!!!!! RUN ARNOLD, RUN!!!!!!!!! GET TO THE FUCKING CHOPPER, FOR THE LOVE OF GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[cheesechase]

USA get Boxxy, and we get this? I want my money back ;(((

[MexicanFitingChicken]

JESUS CHRIST!!! Its the death Star! Wheres Luke Skywalker

[HOBOCTSARANDCO]

Once the series is over she is going to commit suicide !

[mufet7]

I feel sorry for you... really!

[andychappers07]

LOL.

[po4emu1]

srly...is this a joke......

you are a joke and twilight is even a bigger joke

and you make funny noises

Twilight is this generations "Harry Potter"

it will pass...hopefully

[Pimpdaddyskins5]

you're fat

[Gyozsha]

I can't believe british ppl think americans are bad when you have this thing using a computer. It's like watching a hairless ape.

[noLimitkillED]

@Gyozsha We are making all attempts to capture this monstrosity, so far it has stepped on and eaten 2 people. Harpoons are placed all around the building time to take it down...

[TheBinderHOP]

i got 1 minute...

you stupid bitch SHUT IT!

[Sorkijan]

Fucking Whale shut the fuck up.

[k0ksii]

calm down fatty

[AndyrATPL]

What is that?

[lightningbolt17]

Why whenever I see her do I think of boomers from left 4 dead

[growuptrash]

Yes Twilight is here to stay. Just like pet rocks, disco, boybands, hair metal, troll dolls, beanie babies, hot pants, bell bottoms, slap bracelets, pokemon, the tickle me elmo, cabbage patch dolls, betamax players, the atari, breakdancing, scratch n' sniff stickers...

[NevidljivoPismo]

You're insane

[kellerpeti]

i really want to kill this fucking idiot whore

[AngelofLightX4]

*facepalm*

This is the future of the human race.

1:20-Mating call. xD

3:47

[ramsindahouse2010]

AND your probably so fat because all you do is sit at home and read the books hoping that one day this could all be a reality.(Which by the way will never happen) At least read the book while running on a treadmill or something geeze

[ramsindahouse2010]

yaaa just because idiot people like yourself fall in love with a fantasy story and are dumbfounded and blinded by your love for a nonexistent world are too stupid to see that twilight is probably one of the worst movies to come out so all of you crazed fans waste your money to go see it. That still doesn't make the movie good.

[kefer123622]

THE HARPOONS DO NOTHING!!!

[pottyputter]

the reason she cant stop moven her hands is she clawin for fuckin food

[keitarounet666]

I'm scared.

[kefer123622]

1:20 - 1:23 Whale mating call.

[Mitzuishi64]

@kefer123622 She would soooo gonna get laid.

[SpavVy1993]

You are way to obssessed with Twilight. That's unhealthy....Is that why your such a fucken fatass? Becouse you just stay at home and watch Twilight or read it at the same time?

[AAguitaristAA]

you should sue mcdonalds cuz they fucked you up

[SolidMPH]

THE HARPOONS. MAN THEM.

[beeeezan]

hey, you're a virgin, right?

[SuperiorHawke]

Men, man your harpoons!

Ready, steady... FIRE!