Bo Burnham Stand-up "Irony"

[kbass302]

20% of the jackson 5....... too soon?

[YourLilBabieGurl]

am i the only one who wants to kno bo's penis length?

[GaskarthBarakatLove]

@YourLilBabieGurl ...no...

[MartyG12321]

@YourLilBabieGurl Seen it! Measured it! Two inches three quarters!

[Cittykat27]

@YourLilBabieGurl Think about it. He said, "the average penis length of a man who googles 'average penis length' is 3 and a half inches" As he said, it's the numbers. How else did he find the answers, hm? I still love you Bo :3

[pieking4]

you are hilarious... ly embarrassing yourself.

[ericjsimons]

only one of the 44 presidents are black

[o0horhey0o]

1 out of evey 44 presidents can dunk i dont get it

[SophieCLRguART]

@o0horhey0o Obama can dunk a basketball he's one of the 44 presidents

[dizzy5]

@SophieCLRguART it's millard fillmore, you fucking racist.

[SophieCLRguART]

@dizzy5 xD lmao :')

[KristenCassidy]

@SophieCLRguART dats cuz hes black

[kevinjh543]

@o0horhey0o Cuz the current president is a nigger

[MrY0ufail]

@kevinjh543 What is this like 1950? Grow up.

[GoMilkndETF]

@o0horhey0o youre clearly retarded

[kinglaharl11881]

woodny a fat guy in a pastry shop :D

woodny something you wood expect

[TripleThreat2011]

but guess whos not here!

[Lilwayneminion1013]

the jenga joke is cause you make towers and they crash and the twin towers crashed 9/11

[BandGeek01234]

Is there some significance to the 0.27%? I get why jenga is funny but does that number mean anything to the joke?

[chimaera01]

@BandGeek01234 Nah he just threw in a random number.

[rtgsic]

To all the idiots who can't figure it out... It was a bad joke about 9/11 and towers falling in jenga... the number comes from the fact that there are 365 days in a year and one of them is september 11th. 1/365 is about 0.27%

[ickykid94]

@BandGeek01234 0.27% of one year is a day. For example, Sept. 11

[divxsamsung]

@ickykid94 can u elaborate? i dont get it.

[divxsamsung]

@ickykid94 oh neva mind.

[Uwhanthis]

hahahahaha he is so funny

[c4johnnyd]

jenga is about a tower falling.....as is 9/11.

[ninerfan2122]

when u play jenga, you lose when ur building falls.

[spuffylover95]

LEO!!

[aced0rk1225]

oh, i dont get the sarah palin joke. someone please explain? and the ADHD one too.

[Fanilow09]

@aced0rk1225 I don't get the Sarah Palin one, but with the ADHD one he's saying that the kid's innitials are ADH-D. Their last name is hyphenated.

[aced0rk1225]

Thank you. I get it now. Lol.

[Konversekid]

Sarah Palin has a child with Down's Syndrome which means that they have an extra chromosome on the 21st gene. Normally people have only 46 chromosomes in total, but people with Down's have a total of 47.

[aced0rk1225]

Ahhh. So since she has 5 kids (4 with 46 and 1 with 47) the average is 46.2 Thank you. :)

[DeliahTheDane]

@Konversekid Thanks, that was kind of interesting.

[aced0rk1225]

best part is that im watching titanic right now on tbs. lol.

[TechBoost]

lol? Bo burnham googled it!

[shaygrover1]

isnt that, fetus(feed us) ?

[MyMiDNiGHtStAR]

leo <3

[jacket107]

0.27 percent of jenga games were played on nine-eleven :O xD

[chill2494]

whats jenga?

[sisenikelet]

its the game where you stack little bricks on top of eachother until it falls. you lose if it falls when its your turn

[MrMG43]

@jacket107 lol