Total Recall

[clone1eighty7]

You don't recall shit to do at Yur job Yur fired

[Faboba]

It's fine that they shredded, deleted or sealed their records because we can rely on the excellent memories and sense of honesty of the Bush administration officials to provide us a clear view of events. Oh... wait....

[rockhaze]

I bet he recalls the day he got fired. LOL

[isair81]

Selective Amnesia?

How this memory deficient tax-feeder is not in jail is an insult to all that is good.

[AroundSun]

type in "i don't recall deposition"

now that is funny!

[Ray150Ray]

The hell? O.O

[megacamel9]

I think it's cruel putting that poor Alzheimer's sufferer on the witness stand.

[MyTotalRemedy]

Oh, yeah, and he wanted to investigate ACORN even before it was exposed. The guy is seriously underrated.

How come everybody loves Powell, but hates him? Is it because they resent him for actually being conservative?

He got some horrible treatment from mostly white liberals and turncoats in his own party.

After Holder, he's sure to be vindicated.

[MyTotalRemedy]

I still like him, actually.

Minority conservatives always have to put up with a lot of garbage. This one got the worst treatment, with few people standing beside him. He was betrayed by the RINOs in his own party. The Democrats claim to be the party of minorities, but they treated this guy and other minorities who are conservative horribly.

[eibi86]

I don't recall watching this video

[snippy2]

how many people of sound mind, middle aged, cannot recall important matters like these that took place in the past few years... I know you may not know dates and times, or even whose office... but when a major event with huge implications takes place you can generally recall that. As so many in the government before him he is a professional liar.

[LRASS2009]

This guy got paid?

[LegendofDelzaLol]

LOL at 0:39 ..."I don't recall remembering..." redundancy FTW

[derekgonzalez]

LOL.......that was so funny..... he just is NOT going to lie.....like everone one else in politics!! I just see bush telling him "just tell'em you dont recall shit !"..lol

[wurndaiz99]

researched gonzales .....clean .....grossly underestimated ,,,scapegoat .....probaly the most clean cut us attorney to ever serve...might not like him personally ...but he was fair ....his inner circle used him for personal gains and other ploys....

[YANKEEBOY114]

I liked the part when he said, "I don't recall."

[KerryDoan]

i call this guy the worst attorney ever

[hertzzzca]

this dude smokes too much weed

[TheMeatandPotatoes]

War criminal.

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

My fave comment was "I don't recall remembering"

[RavingDissension]

How could someone with such poor recollection get admitted into law school, let alone lead the Justice Department, is a interesting story unto itself.

[jonasdeponas86]

@RavingDissension

So that when the shit hits the fan, atleast somebody doesn't recall either the shit or the fan!

[buckfush911nwo]

Damn funny

[Morclaw]

Lets beat him to a bloody pulp, he would not recall who did it !

[bryanJune26]

What is your full name alberto ...."i dont recall"

[southport97]

pepper belly

[BTexpress24]

This Gonzales ONLY "Recalls" his role as The StraponQueen of Capitol Hill. What a Complete REPULSIVE Huge Mountain of Chunky PUKE. !!! A Meek little WORMY Panty Waist MAGGOT.  !!!

[jmm1233]

should remix this into a song

[mr1lover]

He's a Mexican embarrassment .

[derekgonzalez]

@mr1lover I definitely disagree with you!! im proud of him actually & proud to have the last name Gonzalez !!. Theres 3 kind of people, those who make things happen - those who watch things happen - AND those who wonder what happen...mr1lover...lol sorry

[mr1lover]

@derekgonzalez You must be a Republican. I, however, am not and cannot look up to this person because of his different views. Sorry

[derekgonzalez]

@mr1lover Its not about being a Republican or Democrat ..... Its all about Misleading/Deceiving & to Con. Being a victim is what is creating hatred. Dont let "those" politician fool you...I wish the best for you and hope you are doing Great!! Truly reading the Bible can make you see whats Truth! (called wisdom) Take Care!!

[MyTotalRemedy]

@derekgonzalez

I thought he was really good and brave until I stumbled on this video.

/watch?v=RiOk7tAmBls&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[MyTotalRemedy]

@derekgonzalez

Why would somebody who supports this guy support Obama? Or somebody who's against the New World Order? Against how playing the victim has screwed that up, because you're right about that, but people like Hussein Obama propogate that.

[MyTotalRemedy]

@derekgonzalez

You know it feels like I'm the only one, but I AGREE with what Rush Limbaugh said about this guy.

Let's see. He correctly allowed us to interrogate terrorists sufficiently, which stopped a terrorist attack on America and led to Bin Laden's death. He sued Planned Parenthood successfully before the Supreme Court to restrict partial birth abortions. He got flak for firing attorneys, but the whole dept was fired under Obama and Clinton. He passionately believes in the War on Terror.

[jared201345]

I DO NOT RECALL

[Nomibelle]

The scumbaggery that surround this entire administration was appalling.

[TFOX9]

you know guys i seen this live on c-span on that same day on tv and hereing all of this i tho to my self the only thing he dose recall is makeing us all un save with the job he did i think thats the only thing he realls thats all i wanting to say From.

Tom

[loldoodwtf]

GIV DEES PEPPUL AYYA

[lunafringe10]

show me one politician on this planet who doesnt lie?

[southport97]

Gonzo looks like a pervert. I wouldn't trust him around children. This guy helped draft the retroactive AWA of 2006. The worst and most destructive bill ever signed by a sitting president right behind the Patriot Act. Forced to leave office in shame because of Bush's numbers were tanking and he was cancer. THE WHOLE BUSH ADMINISTRATION WAS POLITICAL CANCER ON AMERICA!

[ubny1]

what an idiot. this is an embarrassment of the US.

[informatist]

I don't recall ever having elected George W. Bush as my President... But somebody sure did...

Maybe Clarence Thomas will be able to remember for me...

[ThatGuyInTheCorner01]

Look. He simply does not recall. Let's just leave it at that.

[rs09985]

@ThatGuyInTheCorner01 right, and the Pope is Muslim.

[youtubasoarus]

I love the expressions on the councils face when he keeps saying that over and over "I don't recall" -- they're like "Oh really, no shit?"

[derekgonzalez]

@youtubasoarus LOL yea i notice that too!! Their like, this son of #$%^& wont lie !!!...lol

[mrjamesb56]

This Guy is GOOD!,...Lie with a Straight face , He even impresses Senators with his ability to lie ,Now that's Something,...

[mcmlxvi]

When I watch this moron stuttering, pausing and swallowing everytime he says "I don't recall" It reminds me of Eleine Benes from Seinfeld, didn's she do the same when she didn't know what to say?

[thevandit]

marijuana

[Effingbaddude]

There is no doubt, the republican scum have and continue to mislead good people by throwing the bible and the flag at em. Then when questioned, I dont recall.....We here in California we recall.

[loismlsx]

I dont recall going to mars.

[blakestinks77]

Just save me the trouble..... What do you recall?

[Nacho2333]

Hey if we where asked to remember the same things he did we wouldn't recall either

[hostittx]

Of couse you wouldn't recall you can't even spell the word "were" - "where" denotes a place moron...

[Nacho2333]

OK why do you care how i spell so i misspelled a word big deal we all make mistakes.

[corinthian93]

He must have been programed to find and help destroy the rebels on Mars without even knowing it.

[FinsterFlummoxing]

How did this guy ever pass the bar?

He has the memory of stoner.

[buckbumble]

these comments are making me crack the fuck up.

Gonzales needs to give deeze people eyre!!

[AJxn3]

They should have started off the questioning with, "Okay, why don't you tell us everything that you DO recall..."

Would have taken up less time, I bet.

[VariedInterest]

See you at the party Gonzales!

[Deradundrum]

Uhhhh...I was looking for the movie.

[Intervene]

What does he recall?? LOL.

[aus1121]

Gonzales needs to get his ass to Mars

[Changesboca]

@aus1121 Gay Mars Resort Island in the Caribbean? Gonzales is not welcome there..

[Changesboca]

@aus1121 Gay Mars Resort Island in the Caribbean? Gonzales is not welcome there..

[BLUEANGEL7777777777]

after he was fired he should have been lynched outside.

Cockroach.

[stp52x]

I do not have a recollection of having recalled this.

[LordPaynus]

He should be thrown in an oubliette along with his purposeful ignorance.

[kinneyboy90]

a perjurer and a war criminal. the mere fact this man is allowed to walk before ordinary, innocent americans is a travesty.

[Oofloom]

Gonzales should write a book called "Stonewalling for Cowards"

I don't care if it's the House of Representatives, sometimes you need to smack a bitch. They just let this pathetic sniveling worm go on and on like this.

But at least Gonzales has an excuse for being spineless - he's a natural born pussy. He never had balls to begin with. These "statesmen" probably had their nuts surgically removed years ago so they could escape the horrifying, alien prospect of actually using them one day.

[qloudz]

LOL.... this guy is a JOKE.

Shakespeare was right. The world is a play, and American politics appears to be forefront.

[LordPaynus]

Your face is a joke, limey

[qloudz]

Great insult. Wanna add something about being a red coat and having bad teeth whilst you're at it? Freakin' retard.

[LordPaynus]

You know what? I think I will. WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE GO TO THE FUCKING DENTIST

wanker

[qloudz]

Steroetyping, eh? Shut it you fat, cheese burger eating waste of space. You gluttonous fucks disgust me.

[lameguitarvideos]

I don't recall... recalling...

[obldst]

this motherfker should be in jail right now

[MOBROOKS]

WOW! is this fucker serious? this is exactly the type of politician we need to get away from!

[numark7777]

Fck YOU Gonzales - you should be banned from using the word recall... Moreover the word incomepotent muppet doesnt remotely describe the way you failed america nay fcked america....

[RestoringAmerica2010]

gonzo condi colon dick rove bush... America in shambles

[ELowkey7]

This guy is a joke.

[DagmarSLNY]

Jesus aren't lawyers supposed to have good memories? I'd rather have the guy from Memento represent me in court than this clown.

[eguitarstar]

Spain may investigate this further if the US don't do so.

Spanish law allows its courts and justice system jurisdiction outside the country itself with cases relating to torture and war crimes.

A Spanish judge will ask the US if they are already probing or planning on launching an investigation into potential charges against the six officials involved. One of which involves our comedian Alberto Gonzales!

I hope Spain use waterboarding techniques on him if he says "I don't recall."

[bloggerblog]

SOB, this is how these bastards get away with all those crimes, they don't get convicted if you don't remember anything, it a shameless in-your-face tactic. It's time to toughen the laws on those clowns before too late.

[Timmybear]

Just one problem with that theory - there is a reasonable expectation that certain decisions are made by certain parties and they are accountable for the results of them, even if they don't remember doing it. And, furthermore, if he has THAT little ability to remember, his competency (almost typed contempt there - hehheh) is seriously in question.

[MyTotalRemedy]

@lobelito

I don't even expect to see comments like this on a page about Cheney.

Death threats, that is. Of course there will be the 'when he has a heart attack and dies from it I'll celebrate', that tasteless thing.

[SanSharks]

lets remake the movie total recall and have gonzo in it

[txboy88]

WOW AHAHAHAHAHA

I would have been lmao so hard if I were there!

[nsaretard]

Why is this criminal still not behind bars in a federal prison?

[KlemChowder]

This hearing would've made a great drinking game.

[strungout7777]

American politics at its finest. Maybe he would've recalled more information if advanced interrogation techniches were used on him.

[jonsonn2]

he played that like a donk

[erictall22]

He is freaked out..

[paroonjoos]

Yeah, it's so obvious from watching him that he's lying. It's pathetic.

[qwertyman365]

They say if you say one word a lot at once it sounds weird. No wonder he makes it sound like bullshit.

[proconsulaugustus]

what a two faced little bugger. stop wasting everyones time you chubby little wet back

[coco2291]

i will sincerely miss bush. his cabinet was by far the most comedic, slandering, and all-around douche-baggy of all. the daily show just wont be funny anymore. DAMN YOUR ELEGANCE OBAMA!!!

[ziyaze]

the only bad thing about Bush leaving Oval Office is that we won't see any more funny bushism from himself or his administration...

[Szartard]

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

[adicktedtothetube]

If I had a dollar for every time he said RECALL, I would by a plane ticket and Fly to Mars.

[solopoke]

Please dont associate good weed with the Gonzalez shit for brains, it gives good weed a bad reputation. Perhaps I won't recall when I fuck conservative assholes daughters up the ass until I find one that really doesnt like me, then I will knock the whore up and show up at all family events. I allready finished the Palin whore.

[solopoke]

What a lying piece of shit, part of the war crimminal administration of Bush and Cheney. I would love to see them in prison, any vacancies @ guantanamo for evil assholes like these?

[18bites]

i'm a victim of the war on terror. weh

[lachilangitaloca]

Alberto Gonzales hijo de puta no te acuerdad de nada pendejo. A caso mataste todas las neuronas consumiendo cocaina y alcohol con tu compadre el terrorista Bush?

Motherfucker! Hope you live to enjoy a miserable live! Gonzales you are a traitor to your people. Son of a fucking bitch

[darwinx0101]

what a fucking fucktard!

[2012MUSTANG]

What ever happened to this lying cunt? He kind of just disappeared...

[Shtoobs27]

i recall that this guys a fukin gronk

[jibbinforalivin]

gronk = ?

[Shtoobs27]

Gronk

a total loser, moron and idiot who always says "ill just" before he/she does anything

Go to "wings n' things" in Ryde NSW AUSTRALIA, and you will know exactly what a gronk is - trust me!!!

[Wincow]

Where can I find the entire video clip of this?

If getting the video clip isn't possible, are there transcripts or recordings of this? I want to see/hear/read it all.

[lilevo84]

i dont recall knowing where the transcript is. haha sry man

[marcjr1186]

LMFAO!

[ronzam2002]

he can't recall anything..

[411onthe911]

Holy shit....

[thelastonehere]

hmmmm.... better lay off that weed killa

[thenesmaster]

edited he sayd sir wen it was a women

[131313jh]

lets chat

I need a man 2 treat me like a queen Ar

[badnewswade]

Ah, the four magic words from the lexicon of American politics: "I don't recall, Senator."

[Matt482942]

what a fraud

[damron13]

This fucking asshole should be thrown in jail !

[qazwas2001]

"On April 13, 2008, Neil Lewis, writing for the New York Times, reported that Gonzales has been unsuccessful in his solicitation of law firms for a job. It is seen as extraordinary that a former Attorney General has not been welcomed into a firm, and law firm sources indicated that Gonzales's reputation is dimmed by his role in the dismissal of federal prosecutors, and the open criticism he received from Senators and Representatives while testifying about the dismissal of U.S. attorneys" --wiki

[qazwas2001]

Hopefully this guy will never find a job again.

[catalinaguerrero]

He found a job as professor at Texas Tech University :(.

[MrFrankBullitt]

Harvard Law School's finest...

[dzalt]

Lol. What is this guy? A goldfish?

[BrianASoto]

With this much short term memory trouble, Cheech and Chong would have been more qualified for the Attorney General position.

[zark78]

Haha - classic. A Bushie trapped in head-lights.

[Morgoth295]

lmao, beautiful isnt it?

[EsotericDesi]

If this is how short his memory was, he should have been jailed for malpractice.

[snipzor]

This is something you should see in Kids in the Hall, I can imagine it now.

[luminousoul]

What a bold-faced liar.

[canadiansl]

until people free their minds & think as individuals there will be people taking advantage...stop drinking so much alchahol

and watching so much mindless t.v. why is alchahol so cheap & available? why is there sports everywhere one looks? why is herb so taboo?

[pookiewood]

LMAO

[eyeDfy]

His family must be proud.

[Morgoth295]

he's mexican...

[GurnSi]

Gonzales demonstrates the precise qualities that secured him his job in the first place.

CHENEY and BUSH SIMULTANEOUSLY (else one will pardon and/or grant immunity to the other): IMPEACH. SUSPEND. PROSECUTE. TRY. CONVICT.

EXECUTE.

The alternative: "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Einstein

[Mfluder1970]

we need to take our country back. start looking for local meet up groups and get ready for the revolution.

[jihe1111]

You know it's bad when life imitates comedy

[dfc2276]

holy Sh^t

[zaphal]

points for such a broad vocabulary... -_-

[tscastro114]

This guy can't recall anything! Thank god he's gone.

[ffairlane57]

In my lifetime, I have never seen the career of a public official go down in flames like Gonzales. At least NY & NJ Governors Spitzer & McGreevey actually admitted their faults. This guy is just dumb & arrogant.

[whitetacoma04]

Full of shit just like Bush and Cheney..

[bookgirl25]

My dad's a lawyer and he says that defendants do this all the time when they're totally guilty and have to make up B.S. on the spot.

[flipperpino]

scumbag conservatives!

[Troublesome2008]

I must remember that trick :)

[ketumile]

the best ever

[Missykitty1994]

OMG.

This is so tarded.

x3

[tosaha33]

Oh my lord, this is so horribly embarrassing.

[davidcononie]

there you have it america, we no accountablility of our politicians, he is an embarassment, this is the peoples lawyer,

great,

what a deusch bag,

american we are fucked,

[aeolismensae]

"i dont recall remembering being there, but I probably was... but i dont recall..."

man i wish it was this easy to get through school

[nothwind]

Hang is sorry ass!

[kayceenjaka]

recall ur ass back to mexico u fucking bitch

[TheDrkBadger]

Look who's racist.....^

[HeathenRage]

See if waterboarding clears his head.

[vixaroth]

He doesn't remember much... yah right

[allthings509]

I don't recall remembering...???

I have no memory...??

perhaps a taser up his ass might help him..

[niceguy7583]

Now I know wat to tell cops when i'm in the interrogation room.

[mulry101]

LOL! Good luck with that!

[DoctorLysergia]

Yeah really, these old clowns are on t.v... If you are behind the scenes in that room they will shove a cock so far up your ass untill you scream guilty, even if you are innocent.

Cops don't care about finding out the truth, they just wanna nail somone so they can close the case and tell everyone they are safe.

[babydrinka718]

lol

[drinner]

This is HILARIOUS!!!

 Seriously, it seems like a SNL skit!

[ReneeNme]

I don't recall why I decided to watch this video.Not to the best of my recollection.I just don't remember.

[mulry101]

LOL!!!!

[Locke1217]

"I don't recall" just a nice way of saying "I'm not going to tell you that"