Stephen Harper - "I am the Senate!"

[LiamTorched]

And so died the only hope we Canadians had. Fuck.

[link6065]

I miss Jack layton. :( R.I.P you wise bugger. You should have been prime minister.

[creedstat]

thumbs up if you never voted

[chickenchaser10]

@creedstat Thanks for sharing your fucking stupidity. Because of people like you we have Harper as prime minister. Thank you very much.

[creedstat]

@chickenchaser10 you really think I'm the stupid one? you really think your vote counts? hahha go back to sleep chicken nothing to see here

[creedstat]

@chickenchaser10 for your information something like %30 of canadians actually voted..I am native so I can't in good faith vote for any of the encumbants...the polititions ....they are all corrupt so what's the fucking point...pretty soon in the not so distant future the fake economy will collaps anarchy will reign and these polititions will disapear...have faith...lololol

[TheJudgeJoker]

I was in minimum security, I am a family man and I wanted to get my 1\6th over with, I even had a career waiting for me that paid great that I set up from prison, and I told the supervisor why I was there, I was ready to go I had one week left, and Harper pulled the 1\6th. My parole officer told me my family and I just got fucked over!..Do you know what that did to my family? To my career prospects, do you know what that did to a lot of prisoners and their families? Fuck Harper!

[SuperTurbo1200]

@TheJudgeJoker I bet thats what you told the cops... Point the finger at your buddy he made me do it ! Real men accept responsibility over there own actions !

[TheJudgeJoker]

@SuperTurbo1200 Yeah sure Pal...You don't know a thing about cops. Cops lie to you, you don't tell them ANYTHING. Police officers aren't there to clear your name they are there to make a conviction nothing more. I was pronounced guilty by being in a place I shouldn't have been, in a "he said\he said" case, and in case you didn't know, in Canada, you don't need evidence or proof to convict someone. So go fuck yourself idiot.

[TheJudgeJoker]

@SuperTurbo1200 BTW I won my appeal, and they out right dropped my charges...I was in the Fed Pen for all of a month on a 4 year sentence. and the tribunal said it was one of the worst run trials they had seen all year since my conviction was all based on "opinion evidence"...so once again..go fuck yourself. LOL..Real men know when to shut their mouth and how to pick their battles. HA HA!!

[SuperTurbo1200]

@TheJudgeJoker Ya so what did you do ?? Where you were falsely accused ?

[TheJudgeJoker]

This new prison system they're talking about is fucked!! Prisoners who have done their time got fucked over when Harper took away the 1\6th rule for first time offenders who did petty crime. The ENTIRE prisoner population voted Liberal when that happened.

[LetGoAndLove]

Fucking right whoever made this video! Ha! "I Am The Senate!" I'm pretty sure emperor Palpatine is the personification of pure evil.

[LetGoAndLove]

Mr. Harper: We are going to be passing this new perimeter security bill without the consent of Canadian citizens

Member of the opposition: Mr. Harper, you aren't allowed to do that

Mr. Harper: This bill is going to pass regardless of public consent

Member of opposition: Again Mr. Harper you aren't allowed to do that.

Mr. Harper: I'm the Prime Minister of course I can.

Member of the opposition: Mr. Harper we have been forced to remove you from office. For blatant disregard for public opinion

[TheOffensivePrick]

Does anyone else get the feeling that somewhere in Harper's mind there's a little voice saying "I can't believe we're surrounded by these idiots all the time" every minute or so?

[gopconservative78]

oh well Layton is dead....rot baby!

[brokenbones199]

@gopconservative78  Fuck you

[gopconservative78]

@brokenbones199 Thank you....its a great honor, la la la Layton is dead! Rot in Communist hell baby!

[TheChuchulainn]

It's true; Harper really does think that.

[TheFunnyguy9000]

I AM THE SENATE

[Elite20001]

Why jack why did you have to die and leave us with that asshole.

[AVEYoungCeasar]

@Elite20001 Because unfortunately, we lose the people that make the most sense.

[lowaces]

what kind of moron didn't know harper was a sith

[dubq]

@lowaces Harper's not cool enough to be a Sith. I'd say he's more of a Hutt. ;)

[lowaces]

@dubq yeah your right, hes kind of rounding out to be a hutt, but i seem to recall an old star wars comic when there a sith who was a hutt, the hutt had great power of the force but couldn't move

[Hant420]

elections art retarded! conservatives don't vote for the prime minister, they vote for their party and hope it doesn't fuck them over.

[GUMMRUCHK]

at what point does harper actually say he is the senate answer he didn't

[AVEYoungCeasar]

@GUMMRUCHK ... please tell me your a Canadian under the age of 14 for making that comment? I'd hate to think you were middle aged and came up with that tid-bit of inspired knowledge

[RESTxINxPIECEZ]

the senates a joke. all they do is get pad triple digits to fuck around and do nothing untill theyre forced into retirnment. we dont need them to pass bills, we have MP's for that. theyre paid to do jack shit.

[IceSurfbumb]

Notice how Harper has a hemorrhoid impression from bush's ass on his lips ?

[SmileyGarrish]

Harper lives to lick the boots of Obama - both are planted talking heads originally put in place decades ago by Big Oil to ensure that the Tar Sands remain active, and America's war machine never runs out of Freedom Fuel. Onward Christian Soldiers......"if they won't co operate bomb them" ....."lets make believers out of these pagans" -- pass the twinkies.......

[tcgstore2019]

harper is a cock suckn' pig

[SCROGY]

@tcgstore2019 Harper canned the gun registry and dropped support for Kyoto. For those reasons alone he is the best PM we've ever had.

[megadragon10]

I didn't know Ignatieff and Harper were Jedi names

[numbah16]

@megadragon10

Harper is actually a Sith name

[usernam569]

IAMTHELAW

[TheRimDoctor]

I lol'd

[modestiny85]

this is so true

[jimbosopinion]

RIP Jack Layton

[SuperiorRationalism]

Lmao star wars ftw

[starwarsfan0917]

talk and press 8 and 9 over and over again

[abehammy]

American here, can anyone tell me why alot of Canadians dislike Stephen Harper? (All I know is that he's the PM)

[bikri08]

@abehammy Many people dislike Harper for a variety of reasons but the main ones are (I think):

He wants Canada to be more like America

&

He's very conservative

[oilersman95]

@bikri08 I wonder why he's so fricking conservative.....hmmm this is difficult. It can't possibly have anything to do with him being the leader of the Conservative Party....Comon' use your head!

[bikri08]

@oilersman95 Did I say it was a mystery? Hmmm(double checking) no I didn't. I said ppl didn't like him because he was conservative. If anyone is the leader if the Conservative Party some ppl automatically dislike him.

Please, use your head yourself; you're, what, 15?

[oilersman95]

@bikri08 I apologize I misread your comment and it was out of context (it was mixed up with all the others) so I really had no understanding of the comment's context or reasoning. Also when you disagree with some, you don't need to shit on them. Just a hint! :)

[bikri08]

@oilersman95 Not crapping on anybody dude, just defending myself. If you're offended because I asked if you are 15 I think you are maybe too young to be on the internet. Again, I'm not crapping on you, just responding with the same level of rancor you dealt me.

[oilersman95]

@bikri08 So this is how you deal with apologies? Interesting...

[bikri08]

@oilersman95 Actually, what is interesting is the fact you think it is acceptable to swear when "apologizing."

[oilersman95]

@bikri08 It's also interesting that you are 5 years old and think "shit" is a swear.

[bikri08]

@oilersman95 Actually I'm an English teacher and I know it is.

[edgewaters72]

@abehammy He's a right-wing dictator who wants to build super-prisons so Maytag can pay prisoners 26 cents an hour to make dishwashers, tear our constitution to shreds and make us the the 51st state.

[yanni318]

@edgewaters72 "Right-wing dictator" Dude, what are you smoking?

1) He's elected.

2) The CPC is more middle ground then right wing. The problem is our left-wing parties are so far left that people can't even understand what a true right-wing government is.

If you believe the CPC is truly right-wing, you need to brush up your knowledge on where our parties stand and the political spectrum.

[edgewaters72]

@yanni318 Hitler was elected, I guess he was ok? A little historical education would do you well.

The CPC is well to the right of what was once Canada's traditional conservative party, the Progressive Conservatives, which it destroyed ... because it wasn't far enough to the right. The old Conservative party was right of center, as any grade-school textbook can tell you (not that you've ever read one, apparently). The CPC is to the right of that. Please, stop deluding yourself.

[yanni318]

@edgewaters72 As for the prison issue. That's just being ignorant.

Our prison system is long overdue upgrading. It's at the same place it was 30 years ago, yet our countries' population has increased over 30%.

I'm all for rehabilitation, however..

Rehabilitation occurs while incarcerated, not when set loose on the public for raping someone or armed robbery to allow for a repeat offense and put the public at risk. We're not talking about petty crimes.

[edgewaters72]

@yanni318 Ignorant? Says a very uninformed individual! We ARE talking about minor crimes here. For example, marijuana possession. Why ramp up the war on such a minor drug? It's simple ... more workers for Maytag and IBM at 26 cents an hour to compete with Chinese slave labour. Same as in the States, which has the highest incarceration rate in the world, and in fact in all of human history. That's what Harper is bringing.

[TheJudgeJoker]

@yanni318 "Rehabilitation occurs while incarcerated"

Are you fucking INSANE!! I've been to federal prison there is no rehabilitation, there is nothing but psychological torture, what we call "Snap Tests" and Prisoners trying to get by on their canteen. All prison makes you want to do is get even MORE pissed off at the people who put you there, especially when it is unjust. a REAL rehabilitation center would put Canadian prisons to shame. you want Americanized prisons? Go to America.

[fireblaze876]

ITS OVER 9000!

[Freethinker12341]

i wanted an election mr harper! i was waiting the entire year for it! maybe other people weren't wanting an election because they're naive and ignorant about your behavior in the house of commons these past few years. It's a shame that so many people are uninterested and misinformed about the politics of their own country. it's absolutely contemptible. How bout all the people that allow themselves to be completely sucked in to the idiotic personality cult of Jack Layton, the NDP demigague

[ericgenocidex2]

rofl



[12doubleu]

Lol

[Desvena]

I WISH and hope he reorganizes our government, he has the majority, all he needs now is a reichstagg fire and we can be a military giant! I vote for dictatorships!

[Soupmix21]

@Desvena We will never be a military giant man. Just do some research. Compare our military to the states. nuff said.

[Desvena]

@Soupmix21 I do research.

[Desvena]

@Soupmix21 and so what? Germany before World War 2 was nothing but a broke, pitiful ant on the global scale.. what a couple of years and they turn into the worlds SUPER GIANT? But I am sure the rest of the world thought that they could never do anything again?? hmm?? You know the treaty of Versailles was put in place to ensure that they didn't? I know my fucking history, it can happen to any country, don't just assume that we can't because we are so far behind the world in military strength.

[Immortalcheese]

wow.... what ajoke

[chd2193]

Omg, Stephen Harper in the future! :O

Why did I not figure it out earlier!?

[TheFlameoftheWest]

Can you imagine a lightsabre duel between Harper, Ignatieff and Layton.

[gundamWWW]

@TheFlameoftheWest

Jack Layton= Luke Skywalker

Stephen Harper= Darth Sidious

Michael Ignatieff = Jar Jar Binks

[kougermasterz]

@TheFlameoftheWest Iggy gave up and ran away, and Harper killed Layton. That's how their lightsaber duel would have gone.

[TheFlameoftheWest]

@kougermasterz No way. Grand Master Layton would destroy Darth Harper.

[Zero2562130]

@TheFlameoftheWest JACK LAYTON IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAD

[FishingwithKT]

@TheFlameoftheWest Yeah, it'd be like watching a retards hump a doorknob.

[KKillaJ]

@TheFlameoftheWest layton would have won if he was still alive

[risenride]

@TheFlameoftheWest Layton would win...he has the force within him and now rest in peace alongside Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi

[hitman7777777777]

@TheFlameoftheWest ignatieff would slice his own arm off... but layton and harper would be good

[WaterTurnsToBlood]

@TheFlameoftheWest Layton would kick all their asses. R.I.P Jack

[modestiny85]

@WaterTurnsToBlood what are you talking about. Layton already did so many times over

[AVEYoungCeasar]

@TheFlameoftheWest Ignatieff would be Count Duku (or however the hell you spell it). Still debating who Layton would've been. Any suggestions?

[DixonJZT]

@AVEYoungCeasar Mace Windu for sure.



[KJEStudios]

It would have been better if you had only dubbed the voice over Harper rather than cut to the Emperor.

[Kanadier]

UNLIMITED POWER