GLENNSPEED YOU! BECK EMPEROR

[jarshy321]

Go Glenn.  Monger the fuck out of that fear, man!

[YELLINGWITHCAPSLOCK]

MEANWHILE CHIRACS WIFE DENIES HER HUSBAND IS SUFFERING FROM ALZHEIMERS

[Mum2Boys]

Guys, this is a sync-up. REMEMBER DAT

[whoareyoubudday]

Snowball? Try snowball's chance in hell.

[gintama731]

What the fuck???? I get confused..??? Is this a military plan??? Is this a prophecy??? Is this going to happen??? ..... Or already happening to the world?????

[KidAmnesiack]

The Mediterranean is on fire and there's no America at the wheel...

[marsharent]

SURELY IF EVERYWhere's on fire a snowball would be a good thing??

what's stopping us pushing the Chinese Muslimists with a diagonal counterstrike of equally vacuous metaphors before it's too late??

what annoyed me most was the inexplicable middle blackboard

[Mojuggernaut]

THE SUN IS ON FIRE. What's close to the sun? THE EARTH. THE EARTH IS ON FIRE.

The lunatics have taken over the aslyum. God help us.

[marzilyas]

This sounds like something from "Lift Yr Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven"

[lootplx]

Glenn Beck, just fuck yourself. Stop scaring stupid ass rednecks to belive this shit.

[tetrisclock]

Elitist pig.

[Bennanteno]

Holy shit guys

The entire Mediterranean is on fire

[dlakodlak]

Well, good news is, that when spark jumps from Russia to Alaska and then the fire goes far to the south, the fire finally jumps from Chile to Anatarctica! Then the snow and ice there melts and we get a brand new continent to populate!

[santilasca]

Holy Mother of God, how is it even possible to air this kind of s*it on tv?

America is somehow messed up...

[rustedromeo]

A greece fire? right next to all that water, man that is bad news!



[zee7man]

AT LAST someone turned off that damn music at the very end, as if what was being said was in any way epic...

[utubeaccount00]

i for one will not forget.. that glenn raped and killed a girl in 1990 while in a coke fueled rage

[Monkeyguts9]

@utubeaccount00 Never happened. Internet joke by some idiots. Get your head out of your ass, please.

[utubeaccount00]

@Monkeyguts9 ok buddy you tell that to the poor girls family you dumb shitheel

[PlaySA]

I have given rants like this, but only after LONG LONG nights of drug abuse and confusion. If he's actually serious, he obviously doesn't understand literally the first thing about geopolitics, macroeconomics... well actually it seems he doesn't understand the first thing about almost everything

[Mansurus]

This reminds me of the part in "Summer of Sam" when the killer was writing on his wall while rambling and crying. They should show this in courses about mental health.

[zombiereagan74]

Comedy gold....

[justlettersandnumber]

What in heaven's name is this man wanking on about?

[vintageludwig]

this is both sickening and genius at the same time. Glenn Beck needs his own band.

[Peacewithfirepower]

Radical islamisists.

[lizardist]

He's right about one thing: American empire has basically collapsed. The last desperate maneuvers in the Middle East are revealed as completely incapable of holding it together.

"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold."

[livewithrespect]

The choice of music is the perfect soundtrack. It sounds like what you'd use in a documentary to show a tragic example of someone losing their mind.

[thebassline707]

will someone tell this moron that its always burnin' since the world's been turnin'?

[anarchoandpeace]

It's a conspiracy. 4th drawn down, grab the tin foil.

[chuckymcsturpenstine]

larf



[shotguncure]

Fear and Loathing in Glenn Beckas.

[jmigneault86]

If everything is on fire won't that melt the snowball?

[sheepcidus]

I'm fire free 

[Salmonleap]

It feels odd to be on fire.

[WesternWorf]

Why would marxists collaborate with radical islams to takeover the UK?!

[Liz0A]

@WesternWorf That's just how Marxist Britain rolls. We lurve us some radical Islam.

[kotkee]

@WesternWorf Its something the Right-wingers belive. The terror bumber in Norway the manifesto he wrote he blames Marxists for bringing all the Muslims to Europe.

[eirikwegga]

@kotkee Norwegian here. Breivik and many other ultra right-wingers just like to believe the various unrelated groups and ideologies they don't like are conspiring together. Btw Breivik was declared a paranoid schizophrenic.

I don't believe Beck is one of them, I think he is a scumbag entertainer (which he has pretty much admitted to) who is pandering to his audience.

[cepacol06]

this bitch didn't even finish college but he is lecturing the mass with his conspiracy theory. wtf.

[sonorpaiste702]

@cepacol06 And attempting to start his own college.

[IowaStlHawkeyes]

and the kicker is that this is all Obama's fault because he's a Muslim right? I guess its the Democrats fault for starting WWIII. Start up the bombing raid sirens everyone!

[greysuitblacktie]

logic? nah but WOAH GUYS WE'RE ON FIRE!!!

[RyanWatson]

WE'RE ON FIRE

[UnknownKoger]

this is the best thing ever.

[Sunstria]

Glenn Beck, world most reactionary Risk player.

[zeratul1987]

lol chinas foreign policy "knock it off you guys" hahahah wtf? How is this tard taken seriously

[tcla75]

You have the UK and ierrland

[Misbehave]

Fear mongering to the max. Propably a good thing that I had never heard of this clown before.

[thunderpeel2001]

Where did the music go? You ruined the ending. Wonderful video, though.

[stratton00]

Good thing snowballs started to roll so the fires will be put out.

[scotttherocker]

Hey Glenn, get your facts straight...

Snowballs can't form in fire. Sheesh

[rmjon23]

This hauntingly beautiful film just goes to prove that if you're afraid and have a very active imagination full of dippy ignorance, hatred, racism, and surrealistic lunacy...and you can think of it, it must be TRUE SOMEHOW!

[ZakariyaHasib]

the most stupidly beautiful thing I've ever seen

[laweber11]

I really hope one day Glenn Beck comes out and goes, "LOL JK I'm trollin'."

[Monumentum616]

Got to look out for those flaming snowballs!

[iancredible]

But wait, there's more! The fire in Russia spreads down into central Asia, hopping it's way down to Pakistan (because fires can do that. Just don't think about it), across India and over to Bangladesh, where it spreads across to Malaysia and Indonesia. It then it somehow island hops its way through the Polynesian islands, then that Islamist/Marxist fire goes to Hawaii and catches a flight straight for AMERICA. BUM BUM BUUUMMM

Or the fire spreads across Russia and into Alaska, but that's too easy

[plutoplanet]

China says "knock it off, guys!" - LOL

[STRASSCAT]

OMG, Europe is on fire, i better call, the fire dept. ... Wait i dont see any fire, WTF!!

[enjoinger]

Wait... snowball? I thought everything was on fire!?!

[HonestObserver]

11 people didn't start the fire.

[DarrrrenCullllen]

Its like a big snowball of fire produced by atheist marxist islamists.

[utuber2]

Well, at least he knows his geography.

[vuzman]

THE MUSIC WAS VERY ANNOYING!!!!!!

[Backstabbio]

This guy is a nutter, sure. But don't think that the Qua'ran doesn't make it pretty clear that Islam's purpose is to conquer the world. You can sit back, comfortable in your ignorance, and assume that this isn't true. That's a much better approach than being paranoid about it. Just be blindsided some day, and have an unworried existence until then.

[benjir90]

@Backstabbio Actually, no. The Qur'an (as it is properly transliterated) clearly promotes peace and in no way supports killing, war, or world domination. Just as pretty much all major religions do not support such things.  And although I am an atheist and see all religions as detrimental to society, it is certainly not because they seek world domination. Please educate yourself so as to reduce ignorance in world.

[Backstabbio]

@benjir90 Here's laughing at you, kid.

[benjir90]

@Backstabbio The outlandishness of your statement: "But don't think that the Qua'ran doesn't make it pretty clear that Islam's purpose is to conquer the world." is all there is to laugh about. Educate yourself. Let go of your preconceived biases and conceptions and look at the evidence. Read primary sources rather than relying on secondary or tertiary sources to form your opinions (like Glenn Beck). Don't just laugh and reinforce your own biases, assimilate new information.

[Backstabbio]

@benjir90 Oh my, you are really in the shit here.

Okay, Ben— I'm off to go educate myself. The thought of doing that never occurred to me, quite frankly. I was just making stuff up so I could make reality gel with my preconceived ideas. Thanks for pointing this out to me! Golly, what would I ever do without you? Let me go back over the Qua'ran and the Hadith. Clearly I must be missing something, as you say!

[Backstabbio]

@benjir90 You know, this has really got me thinking— what else could you teach me? Because currently my brain is full of holes where education should be. I was hoping you might allow me to become your disciple, and then you could maybe guide me through this confusing world. I'm all alone, man, and I just don't know what to do! Sometimes I think I should read, or get an education, but I don't know what to read, or what education to get. Could you please help me out?

[Backstabbio]

@benjir90 Okay, I know I'm getting a bit obsessive here, but I just had a really great idea. You stated that "the Qur'an, as it is properly transliterated, clearly supports peace and in no way supports killing, war, or world domination." Let's assume you are correct and not full of shit, which I know you are. If you are correct, then the single most important thing you could do would be to get this correctly-translated Qu'ran into the hands of the Jihadists. You could save us all, Ben!

[Backstabbio]

@benjir90 By the way, I'll bite: How does it make sense to you that all major religions promote peace, and none of them support killing, war, or world domination, but they are detrimental to society? Those are beliefs that I would appreciate in my fellow man. It would make me feel much more safe. I already know what you're going to say, but please tell me yourself.

You're so full of BS that I find it difficult to take you seriously at all, but I'll try.

[SuperKlat]

Oh nos!!! THE SNOWBALL!!!!!!

[allippincott]

Wait a sec... is China on fire too?

[Thompsoninflight]

Someone should let this guy know I just smoked a hot one. Australia is on FIRE!!!!

[Wladislav]

Kingdom of fear yeeeaaaah!1!

[PsychicDavidJames]

fucking right wing loony. He needs a straight jacket and some heavy meds.

[DrKuha]

This guy must be stopped.

[Crusher8000]

Is he an idiot?

[jsd23]

0:55 - A bomb!

[marshallpalmer83]

annoying music

[Zeruel3]

Did Glen Beck fall asleep watching 2012 again?

[eargoggle]

marxism = fundamental islam

[autoflavour]

there is snow in Tunisa and Egypt? how are they making a snowball you idiot.

glenn beck, you so crazy

[s4jt]

The US is more fucked than any European nation. Also, aside from problems with the Euro, Greece and Ireland - Europe is doing fine. Islam isn't anywhere near being a force of influence in Europe at this point and now we're seeing it facing heavy resistance in most parts of Europe. People have gotten fed up.

[MrCowicide]

The music almost makes you feel sorry for this sick, mentally disturbed man. We see the blind lead the blind and there's nothing we can do about it because the Koch brothers run the show figuratively and literally... A man spreads his disease. A man who is dead inside spreads his death outside.. into the hearts of Americans that have been groomed to throw away critical thinking... to throw away their souls.... in the name of corporatism... corporatism gone wild... this is the end, my friend.

[tsparks45]

Don't look now Glenn, your pants are on fire too...

[thebaronvonbito]

So Egyptians bombed the russian airport?

[IXIBathoryIXI]

the snowballs on fire and theres no driver at the wheel

[DeathHamsterDude]

@IXIBathoryIXI; . . .And the Africas are all muddied with a thousand angry demonstrations

And a dark snowball rolls

The government is corrupt

And we're in so many riots

With our placards on which epithets are drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine

And the machine is bleeding to death

[MisterDanLorth]

haha this is classic

[petepamf]

Somebody shoot that cunt..

[gklagan]

Cocaine's one hell of a drug.

[HuMuSuX]

This is hilarious

[armandtanzarian]

Man this is mindblowingly perfect.

[somethingnoisy]

ALSO ON FIRE

[spyreytos]

unbelievable

[GENERICCEREAL67]

You've tricked me into listening to Glenn Beck. How dare you.

[drplbiftin]

Now I don't like GY!BE anymore...

[0jrhindo]

He forgot that Australia was on fire.

[bakunin888]

if onl it was really as far advanced as he thinks... fantasist maniac.

[mikewtp]

Are marxism and radical islamism even remotely compatible? Oh man, this is too ridiculous!

[phuckingkunt]

@TheLoveschach I love how he thinks he's talking sense. I ain't seen major shit happening in or around my town. No one's protesting here mate. I wish they were. I could be doing with more money or the freedom to legally grow my own cannabis.

[8923joe1]

Lol did he just say the majority of people in the UK are radical islamists? 2:03 rofl. Cant wait to see the unstoppable alliance between marxists and radical islamists, I mean weve got so much in common right!

[kshariqm]

this is so lol. i've literally seen this 3 or 4 times now. CALIPHATE!!!!!! 

[kshariqm]

I like how his map of Iran just says SHIITE in huge red letters.

[jmediratta]

I want to beat this guy up

[kshariqm]

hahahahahaha

[ComradeCorwin]

AAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

My God! We are all going to die! Quickly, swallow the cyanide pills, children! Because... because... ummm... Wait... What happened, Glenn?

[leftcider]

Why is Iraq, but not Afghanistan, "on fire"?

[bentleyneil]

what a moron. Amazing that so many Americans buy into this bullsh*t

[immabrit]

that is Egypt not Sam

i don't even think Sam is a country lol

[immabrit]

that is Egypt not Sam

i don't even think Sam is a country

[blaisebaileyfinnegan]

Even Blaise Bailey Finnegan III thinks Glenn Beck has a screw loose.

[tzimtzum1618]

You should rename this Glenn Beck Discovers a Map...

Because he is clearly overwhelmed by the complexity it presents. ;o)

[TheJonnyMuffin]

@tzimtzum1618

[diecheneydie]

En fuego! Arriba!

[concinnus]

If only Beck were as marginal as Blaise Bailey Finnegan III, this might be painlessly funny.

For all those asking for it without the music: obviously that clip is out there already, since this was made with doubler.

[hjaltio]

"Hello, this is Fox news, 24 hours of fear-mongering. Be afraid, be very afraid."

Luckily we have the US to come put out all our fires. Now we patiently wait for the rescue.

[SickboyTzk]

What a loser.

[svartiske]

A conservative hipster: using the word "fire" quite liberally here.

[immabrit]

@svartiske he doesn't deserve the hipster title all he is is a tard with a tv show

[thatdutchguy89]

Europe is on fire?........ what ?

[phuckingkunt]

FUCK SAKE !!!

Drowned out the information with some dramatic music.

[PakistaniAtheist]

Hello Mr Cartman :)

[cameradude486]

Buffoonery at its best. I like the music, adds to the clownish nature of this douche bag

[bently42]

Derp, derp fire...

[actingislying]

can you post this without the music? please?

[scotthmorin]

Anyone else surprised he didn't point out Eurasia and Eastasia?

I mean we've always been at war with Eurasia, you think he'd be able to point it out on that map.

[daddybourbon]

Oh my god he is such a douche!

[steve5312]

I'm not sure we in the UK are on fire. We've had some student protests over university fees, but that was more of a limp-wristed smoulder.

[nohaironheed]

That is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Please tell me Americans think this guy is an idiot too? I've been over there a few times and everyone I met seemed perfectly sensible and intelligent, how did this twat get on TV?! Hang on, I need to go get some water, apparently the UK is on fire!

[exurban001]

@nohaironheed We Americans tend to love a freak show.

[KeeponGoodroad]

OMG

surreal

who still watches this show?

glen beck and fox news is sooooo wrong

[Puffyclunge]

Snowball, but I'm all out of Advocaat.

[Puffyclunge]

Jesus Glenn turn the music down, I can't hear what you're saying. All I got was I'm apparently on fire, so I better cool myself down with a beer.

[possessionis]

the snowball is on fire

[KristofskiKabuki]

What the hell is he talking about?

I like how he's complaining about too many people "wanting their dream world", when the US and the west in general has been exploiting the poor of the world in order to have "their dream world" for centuries.

[DidiHylobates]

Europe is on fire?

Bugger, that's where I keep all my stuff.

[thelatedavidsmith]

A SERIES OF TUBES

[isaidbiggercham]

And in the next segment, I'll somehow blame Obama for all of this and say that he just set america on fire.

[007ifyable]

what an absolute fucking twazzock

[DylanWis0r]

Needed more apocalyptic bombast in the music to keep up with his dipshitty fearmongering.

[leafydog]

This could be way cooler. I like the idea though.

[heatheralice]

this is amazing

[realbleamer]

fucking lunatic.. it's amazing there are so many idiots that take this loon seriously

[Coelacanth1938]

@realbleamer The Republicans have been steadily dumbing down the American public for decades by cutting school budgets, rewriting text books, and taking away the Fairness Doctrine. Beck's only taking advantage of it.

[oetpay]

at 1:11, does he suggest invading Italy for their oil?

[Maino88]

This is very funny.

[MickeyFluter]

THIS COUNTRY IS ON FIRE!!!!

*sound of crickets outside*