Terr0r Ave - FREDDY's Best Punch Lines

[t0036028c]

The remake has some great punch lines too.

[FlashmanJW]

I nearly died laughing at the one in Dream Warriors before the Prime-Time kill: "Can I ask a question....WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK?!"

[laura99450]

he never said lets get high

[stephenng9]

0:44 what movie is that from?

[nicky032096]

@stephenng9 nightmare on elm street: the dream master

[Guilmon470]

You're right Freddy. Where IS the fucking bourbon?

[MelodicMonstrosity]

I love soul food.

c:

[notveryimportant910]

the middle finger is my favorite

[Starscream66778]

2:10 Why does Freddys tounge flicking and actions turn me on....? O_o

[12supermariofan1]

On 2:04

"Help Yourself Fucker"

HILARIOUS

[whatgari]

was the "this is brain on drugs" guy Johnny depp?

[HitmanJenkins1]

@whatgari Yes

[JusticePeaceLoveful]

@whatgari I thought he was Joey form friends, it might be Johnny cuz he does appear on the first movie

[freedomfighterguy1]

@whatgari yes that was indeed Johnny depp.

[LudicrousScotty101]

nice!! freddys burn makeup in part 4 looks good

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

What's the song at the beginning and the end?? I've heard it in one of the movies but i don't know the name!

[CitizenKahne1015]

At 4:08, why does that guy scream like a 6 year old girl?

[CitizenKahne1015]

Can you imagine have Freddy Krueger as your college roommate?

[splinter1619]

Freedy is more funny then scary

[mopbrothers]

2:07 LOL! "Help yourself fucker!"

[goofygoobe92]

*Freddy puts on sunglasses*

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!!!!

[TheShadowmaster108]

@TotalDramaIsland55300 your right i would like to drink about 10 kegs with him if he didn't try to kill me but yoo are totally correct

[gigigood1]

what is even scarier is i have an economics teacher that looks and sounds like freddy krueger p.s. he is 78

[Cozypup]

I love the last one XD

[movieartman]

I SAID WHERES THE FUCKING BOURBON

[Centaurian0190]

I LOVE THE PART WHEN SLICES OFF HIS FINGERS AND LAUGHS

[Centaurian0190]

FREDDY IS FUNNY CHARACTER

[awesomeandboring]

Great but cant you literally see the crappy make up in 4,5,6?I mean come on it's like after 1,2 and 3 they just didn't give a beep and didn't put any effort!

[JDD491]

'Hey Spence..lets trip out(; '

EPIC EPIC EPIC >.<

[IsaStarChan]

Freddy Krueger its very funny but scary... i love it !!!

<3 

[LadyBowie30]

To me, Robert Englund will ALWAYS be the ONE and ONLY Freddy!

[TheRockon122]

Freddieh Krueger, Freddieh Krueger, Freddieh Krueger i love you!

[SoonToBeAwesome]

Is this Robert Englund or one of those posers?

[nerdtalk326]

WOW! I was just listening to the song at the beggining!

[FIFLAKstudio323]

classic hehe

[thedudsonette]

hahaha isn't really a punchline oh wel HAHAHAHAHA

[bluediamond27y]

part 2 was the only one w/ nudity....

[bluediamond27y]

Wilhelm Scream 4:20

[bizzareo456]

bon appetit... bitch LMAO

[GirlSpiritWolf]

lol number 6 (freddys dead is the best) not because he dies, its just so funny!

[damnwindows98]

@aFanofLots omg me too XD

[Nikevar]

Freddy ain't funny like CHUCKY!

[DVSFS]

Never seen Soul-food, which movie?

[HarleyWartooth]

@ CrippledCrow- It was a baby doll.

@Cybertyranno- That's Elm St. 5- The Dream Child.

[Cybertyranno]

Whats the name of the movie at 1:28 i know its a nightmare on elmstreet i think please can some one tell me

[thedudsonette]

LMOA i'll get you pretty and your soul too!!!

[thedudsonette]

what did the little kid do to him?

[laura99450]

you forgot welcome to my world bitch

[pROTPANDA]

Hahha! "HELP YOURSELF FUCKER!!" I've always laughed at that part. Freddy is priceless. Also, "You forgot the Power Glove!" haha.

[AngelofMusic101]

BON APETIT, bitch.

[381kat]

love Robert Englund... as Freddy but hated the 2010 movie paid to watch it watched like 20 mins of it then left... it wasn't funny it was just crap... and IF he did jokes they weren't funny at all not like Robert does... think he is amazing but the new guy ruined the whole Idea of Freddy for me..

[vampirekitty001]

a true role model, making killing not only memorable

but most importantly, FUN ^__^

[TheCrippledCrow]

What the hell fell at 1:20?

[hyt243]

Lol, movie maker.

[longhairdontcaregurl]

Idiot: Just tell us what you want...aight???I-i-i-im here to help you

Freddy:*this idiot*.....Help yourself FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

[nath909]

What does he mean when he says "this, is god".

[vacuuss]

I'm teaching my parrot some of these :D

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

Is it weird I find Freddy an awesome person to just kick back and have a few beers with?

[Nikevar]

@TotalDramaIsland5500

yea kinda LOL

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

@Nikevar either way u know it's true... u want a beer with Freddy

[Nikevar]

@TotalDramaIsland5500

I'd rather share one wiff Chucky... since he is mii new husband...

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

@Nikevar hey remember to share!

You're not the only psycho Chucky fangirl!

[MrBigManO9]

@TotalDramaIsland5500 When I watched these as a kid, I was like well he seems like an awesome person to hangout with.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@TotalDramaIsland5500 Im pretty sure with his sense of humor i could have made damn good friends with the guy.

[UrModernDayRebel]

@TotalDramaIsland5500 Not at all lol

[3killabyteRETARD]

@TotalDramaIsland5500

you don't drink, bs

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

@3killabyteRETARD I know I don't, but still ... who's gonna tell on me? Freddy?

He's a fictional character and I'm just pointing something obvious out...

[RodimusPrimeRulez321]

@TotalDramaIsland5500 lol i had a dream once me and freddy were at a night club and then we left and we were talking then we starte talkin about how women always bug your for money rent and someother stuff then we watched porn

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

@RodimusPrimeRulez321 you dream like a pimp my dear friend...

[RodimusPrimeRulez321]

@TotalDramaIsland5500 hahahahahahahaha thanks my friend im always watching night mare on elm street so i can contunie my journey with freddy and in the dream i have the sam hat claws pants shirt and belt luckley i dont have the skin but thanks anyway i will subscribe you

[TheDarkscribe]

@TotalDramaIsland5500 dude i would LOVE to just hang around with a guy like him...watch some tv with him and have a brew with the guy lol he seems pretty chill if he's not trying to kill ya XD

[TheDarkscribe]

Freddy: Sorry kid! I don't believe in fairy tales!

*Rolls a nat 20 and a double critical on his stab move*

[odracir19891]

Bon appetit... bitch !!

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

Hahahaha Freddy Krueger I respect you deeply

[SisterSadist]

Too bad the new one wasn't out when this was made. That one had some awesome quotes! "How's that for a wet dream?"

[waterhose7]

its Harry Potter... 4:25

[GrendelBoglin]

Wearing a christmas sweater at a beach Freddy? Haha, these movies are the best.

[MissCajsa123]

Go Freddy!!! He's so damn cool

[TheEvanescence1234]

lol "Help yourself, f**ker!"

[TheOctoberspirit]

Freddy is the man!!!!!

[Daelyah]

And people wonder why I've become such a big FK fan-girl! XD

[spaghettifiedmac]

Great stuff...Freddy at his best!!!!

[VoorheesFanatic777]

In Part 2, freddy meets his match.

[purplegangsta]

THANKS FOR THAT SHIT!BROUGHT BACK SOME MEMORIES.LONG LIVE FREDDY

[mrliampep5i]

all i have to do is dreeeeeeeam dream dream dream dreeeeeeeeeeeeeam

[Leatherbubba]

What's with Freddy's voice in part 3?  It changes a number of times.

[crystalbratcher30]

@Leatherbubba inoticed that too

[juanrocklee]

but this..... this is my favorite jajajajajaja

[zeldagtafan900]

the only time the power glove works

[aFanofLots]

Idk why but I find Freddy sexy. . . ROFLLL

[MrHitsugayaJr]

Lmao at 4:51 Freddy caresses the Chalkboard xD

[GregzillaGT]

I like his first voice better.

[kambridge967]

2:33 -2:45 i almost died laughting

[Monkeymoviesinc]

did anyone else notice freddys voice get deeper after the 1st one?

[Mickey8402]

@Monkeymoviesinc yes, me. maybe belated puberty vocal change? ;)

[gaelenfade]

Robert Englund will always be the best Freddy he was the originator of the role.

[halofan2233]

2:05 "help yourself FUCKER"

[Crinwa]

The remake...what a fucking joke!! Not even ha ha funny, pitiful movie!

[walt2507]

freddys nooooooooooo nooooooooo nooooooo mach for holly water im a crishin

[Jerome335Fang]

what song at 5:59?

[penguin1818]

they guy at 4:22 reminded my of the scene where luke yells in the empire strikes back lol

[NJallday92]

wats the song at the beginning?????????????

[antra21]

@NJallday92 I'm Awake Now by The Goo Goo Dolls

[NJallday92]

@antra21 thankss

[rhiangivan]

4:19 i've heard some high screams in my time. but this one tops them all

[Driablo425]

5:36 who is she? she looks familiar

[GirGurrl]

:40 Freddy's wearin' Ray-Bans!

[9432913]

i think he did it to that one guy in freddys dead the final nightmare

[re4fan1l]

i like welcom to prime time beotch

[SuperDappleleaf]

No one can beat Freddy Krueger. He iz da Awesomest. Period.

[9432913]

@SuperDappleleaf do you know if freddy kruger has the power to take somebodys soul?

[MechNIN]

What is the song at the beginning and end of this video?

[ShadowWolfRising]

"ill get you my pretty!"

lol

[ShadowCede]

Thumbs up if you've laughed through Terror on Elm Street more than you've been terrified xD

[ChicanoTattooArt]

omg i hate part 5.

[mexicanmansam]

Reminds me strangely of house. Same sardonicism, if I'm using that word correctly.

[OwMyEverything]

freddy has that attitude that he can be funny and scary ath the same time, a sorta... "I KILL, BUT ATLEAST I MAKE IT FUN" kinda personality

[DaGingaNinja97]

@OwMyEverything Ohhhhhhh.....Like Flippy from HTF.

[HottestAngel776]

no offense but freddy makes a good wicked witch of the west.

[gnrarmy94]

whats this song? at the begnning?

[ChristianPeep97]

my fav has always has been WELCOME TO PRIMTIME BITCH!

[TheHaLoJeDi]

"nice EARRIN' from yah carlos!" that was ridiculously sadistic

[DTuriTuri]

why does it say rip in the end lol

[bluediamond27y]

@DTuriTuri because Freddy's Dead:)

[DTuriTuri]

@bluediamond27y

No he isn't, he didn't die in Freddy vs Jason

[horrorm0nez]

If you notice...at 3:57 or so, during the "lets get high" scene..when Freddy hits her with the needles, he actually misses the mark on her right arm...he then proceeds to correct himself during the actual scene. They probably just decided to leave the scene the way it was, and figured no one would notice!

[MrVinnythebull]

team freddy jason can eat a dick

[guywithminigun]

this guy needs a laugh track

[Dq2k]

3:32 FTW XDDDDDDD

[narukofan2]

"This Is It Jennifer You're Big Break In T.V Welcome To Primetime Bitch"

"How's this for a wet dream"

"Kung Fu This Bitch"

"What's With Kid's Today Huh?...No Respect"

[RL968]

"nice HEAR'EN from ya calrlos" lol

[twentynothing]

freddy kreuger act a FOOL

[ourobourous2000]

"Well it aint Dr Seuss"....LOL

[Phonexwing]

2:14 That tongue!

[pok3rfac]

welcome to prime time BITCH 

[AdamGlamFan]

0:41 nice shades but who wears a sweater to the beach? lol

the old freddy is WAY better than the new one

[ShnizelShow]

I think freddys more funny then scary

[ShadowWolfRising]

@ShnizelShow

i get scared easily........and i must agree.

[9432913]

@ShnizelShow which movie is the one where the girl sinks into the sand?

[jzaozeldajava]

@9432913 The Dream Master #4

[9432913]

@jzaozeldajava thanks, i need to watch that one.

[ShnizelShow]

@9432913 number 4 and many people hated it but of corse I love it

[9432913]

@ShnizelShow i think thats a cool death scene, i need to watch that one, i'm a big fan of the nightmare on elm street series, the first death scene i ever saw was in dream warriors when he killed jennifer rubins character with the overdose.

[ShnizelShow]

@9432913 now thats a good one

[TheEvanescence1234]

@ShnizelShow Ikr? But he can be scary and funny at the same time.

[Leatherfaceman905]

@ShnizelShow thats what makes him scary

[archangel312]

"This is primetime bitch!"

Unfortuneatly the movies after the second Nightmare On Elm street sucked, imo. Nothing beats the original.

[aliceelliot1]

@archangel312 AFTER the second one? The second one sucked too

[archangel312]

@aliceelliot1 eh, second one was somewhat decent compared to the others.

[aliceelliot1]

@archangel312 Well all it was was just sex and freddy

[bratchercrystalful]

@archangel312 that is right.i liked the first one better too.

[akumatekkusu666]

My fav is WELCOME TO PRIMETIME BITCH

[CJ076]

@akumatekkusu666

The cool part is that line was not in the original script at all. Englund ad-libbed it.

[boshthestanbeed]

FREDDY'S COMMING FOR YOU

[bratchercrystalful]

@boshthestanbeed that is a good one.

[IFuckBoysNotGirls]

@shippugaara662 Maybe in the edit version of the movie. But the movie I own he says Fuck the prime time bitch.

[daisyhinojosa23]

my fav was "Help yourself" cause the guy's all nice and saying, "I'm here to help you.." and Freddy doesn't give a damn, "Help yourself fucker!"

[LauDor08]

lol i love freddy krueger...he's such as asshole lmao

[themetalsonic94]

"Hey you forgot the Power Glove!" I see why they also ran away. The Power Glove was so bad.

[CJ076]

@themetalsonic94

I used to own one back in the day. I returned that piece of crap. Never did work.

[HarleyQuinn249]

"I'm your boyfriend now..." MY FAVORITE! My friend and laughed SO hard at that part :P

[QuantumTap]

how come in life freddy killed children, but in his dream kills there all teenagers

[HarleyQuinn249]

@QuantumTap I have ALWAYS wondered that!

[snoopy1cockapoo]

@QuantumTap

Because they grew up.

[QuantumTap]

@snoopy1cockapoo

its different kids each time, the only connection is they live in the same town

[Ericthebearjew1]

"welcome to Prime Time,bitch!

@Ericthebearjew1 No he said "FUCK the primetime BITCH!!"