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  • This sounds faster than the Feel The Steel Version.

  • damn it now I have to find Ellstafros comment -___-

  • This is stupid shitty glam metal, every one of steel panthers songs are about sex or fucking partying.

  • @NapalmsBurningHatred That's the point ya derp. You seriously thought these guys would be serious after listening to one of their songs. And if you don't like them then don't watch the damn video

  • @NapalmsBurningHatred No shit?

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  • @NapalmsBurningHatred Oh! ..... you're in the wrong video , if you want to see your video put in the searching bar "Justin bieber" ......piece of gay

  • @agzme Excuse me but you are the one who listens to dumbshits who dress like women.

    You honestly expect me to take offence from being called a piece of gay by a 6 year old homophobic, idiotic waste of human life.

    jesus a million sperm and you're the produce.

  • The correct words are: "Add your middle finger to the fist of metal,And help spread the shocker all across the land"

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  • I prefer The Minivan, two in the front, five in the back!

  • Seeing em at Download 2012 \\n/

  • @VadersDarkside me too dude ;) gonna be awesome!!

  • I love these guys so much, miss them already and i saw them in the UK in december. They are soooo hott!! <3

  • Its add your middle finger to a fist of metal.

  • Jokes on them I did learn this at school

  • @TheImpossibleKill lol same

  • This song is so perverted its cool and im a girl and i love it ;)

  • 2 up front 5 in the back the mini van

  • gotta go with the devils stake or the she no walker

  • Add your middle finger to a fist of metal ~ Not first a little. In other words, make the devil horns and add a finger.

  • Minivan. 2 in the front, 5 in the back.

  • Love this song so much... Thanks, Daniel <3 x

  • 21 people walked round with a brown pinky.

  • the mini van 2 in the front 5 in the back

  • @teryx313 lmao

  • 21 people haven't been shocked ..

  • "Type O" is a typo in itself...

  • The Teaser 1-0

    The Pleaser 2-0

    The Shocker 2-1

    The Spocker 2-2

    The Rocker 3-1

    The Show Stopper 1-3

    I'll leave those numbers to your imagination, gentlemen.

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  • @HeavyMetalGuns you forgot the mini van 2-5 2 up front 5 in the back ;)

  • its booger sugar not booty sugar Lol ;)

  • @MurderNun its actually boogie sugar x

  • lube it up baby!

  • Thumbs up if you prefer the Hitch Hiker, thumb in the stink, dink in the pink

  • my youtube ad was for checking baby's temperature, haha nice nurturing thoughts before listening to this xD

  • Even though you had to do these lyrics by ear, almost all of 'em are correct. The only error I see is that it's supposed to be "add your little finger to a fist of Metal"

  • \\n/

    

  • I saw these live and i now own a massive foam shocker glove :D

  • So playing this song whilst I'm next in bed with my girl!... I may not be taken for much longer :L

  • i am soooo ready baby

  • Chiller font? You really went all out on this power point.

  • Teaser (one) pleaser (two) shocker (two and one) spocker (two and two) rocker (one and three) show stopper (zero and four) something every rocker should know.

  • @Wolfy1724 that was my facebook dp for about 3 months

  • @Wolfy1724 You are forgetting the Mini Van (three and five)

  • shockerss are yummieeee! xoxo

  • if a man played this song and banged me , i would be a happy girl ;)

  • @Darkangelrock92 I can play this song, I'll bang you

  • @Darkangelrock92 ever had a good asshole lickin? sike ;))))

  • \\n/

  • \\n/ \n//

  • The end is : 220 volts of heavy metal power in your vagina baby and your butthole too. Consult the book in the cd it has all the lyrics in it ;-)

  • i live in hollywood and these guys play every monday here i had no fuckin idea how cool these fuckers were i'm gonna go see them for sure :)

  • HEAVY METAL is back! \m/ I like how these pro musicians pick catchy riffs and melodies from 80's hit songs! Steel Panther is now added to my musical influences hahaha!

  • Try the pimped out shocker - it's basically a shocker but you're also doing her clit with your thumb. Be careful though, cause that shit's too much stimulation for some girls, while others will just lose their mind and ability to walk for the next 5 hours!

  • @whatshendrix Fuck, I thought I was the only one who thought of that...

  • @H057IL3

    Hahaha it's actually quite popular with the ladies, a lesbian taught me that :D

  • @whatshendrix Dang anyway XD

    I'll have to try it if ever I get lucky.

  • i just sicked up my hot chocolate lmfao! "walking around with a pinky thats brown!"

  • Two in the goo, one in the poo.

  • @ch1efpoka Jimmy carr hahaha

  • how the fuck do they effortlessly get these 80s guitar tones, riffs, and vocal melodies. It really blows my mind, they write hair metal better than most bands did in the 80s.

  • @IcarusWitchFan Dude, they were around back then haha look up the Behind The Music about them.

    

  • it's usually the in-the-closet-gays that talk about women and sex all day long but hey, its fuckin STEEL PANTHER!!!!!!!!! \m/

  • Im a fan of the "Spocker" Make the Star Trek symbol, 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink, much better

  • @Kharazim BUT WHAT 2 GO WHERE? =OOOOOO

  • @Kharazim

    Fucken lol! You are a king among men!

  • @Kharazim i tried this on my girl and lets just say she was too stupid to find pleasure and now im masturbating

  • @Kharazim Commonly referred to as the ''Spocker''

  • @Kharazim AKA "The Dragon" - not all girls like it, but those who do know where they can get it!

  • @Kharazim im a fan of the 'fister', fist in the pink, fist in the stink

  • @BeckonedByArtemis we should die? what makes you so god damn special?

  • i showed my mom the hand sign. she din't know what it ment so i said to her to look it up xD

  • @ylano1995 Bet you did mate....

  • @Ellstafros 99 thumbs? what did he say haha

  • the ONLY song thats educational during fucking! Steel Panther the shocker!

  • ...the fuck did I just listen to?

  • @clairesopenletters - The greatest song in the world, that's what you just listened to :)

  • two in the flab, and one up the crack :P

  • this is my new Karaoke song!

  • i did the shocker by my ex girlfriend

    she loved it , thanks Phanter :D

  • i could relate justin bieber and usher teaching him lol! using this song.....cooommmeee here justinnnn!!!!!....bend over....ahahahahahahahaha!!!

  • lol

  • I think Mike Starr is so damn hillarious with the lyrics, im glad they dont take them too serious, i love Steel Panther ;)

  • 11 people got massive surprises in the dark

  • my girlfriend favorite song...I give her the shocker every night !

  • @MetallicaForHope need three people dude

  • He´s just getting the Shocker!

  • how come there's no Justin Bieber comments?

  • @BiniNK08 there is now

    

  • @BiniNK08 Because people aren't Faggots like you. Go watch your Loli Bullshit.

  • Imma girl and loving this song :) the band totally kick ass!!

  • @HBKdabest1984 put your pointer and middle finger up, your third finger down, and pinky up. put the pointer and middle in the pussy, then put the pinky in the asshole.

  • How do you do the shocker?

  • mistake...fist of metal..not "fist and little"

  • <3

  • @BeckonedByArtemis I see my comment from the other video is proven correct. You are a little bitch roaming around YouTube looking to pick fights. Find something better to do with your time.

  • and it's "booger sugar" aka cocaine lol

  • LOVE the video, its 'add your middle finger to a fist of metal'. other than that youve done a great vid! :) thnx x

  • Steel Panther is a serious rock band, but i love they are so humourus about it, they write great texts and they are such a good band!

  • @Darkangelrock92 haha mate Steel Panther are definitely not serious. How can a band be serious singing about the Shocker, Asian hookers and fat girls?

  • @shamthebackslam Think there might be a bit more to Steel Panther's music than lyrics. For the most extreme example of serious music with hilarious lyrics, check out Frank Zappa. You can't tell me that's not serious music!

  • Steel Panther ROCK! \\n/

  • I gave my bitch the shocker, bitches love the shocker

  • @0riginalHipster Imma bitch and i love the shocker !!!

  • Failtrolls are trolling Steel Panther, a band that dresses hair metal, and writes their lyrics ridiculously for FUN. Stop taking them seriously and give yourself the shocker, douche-nuggets!

  • 9 people have beeing doing too much booty sugar

  • @Therealmrporter booger sugar,as in cocaine

  • The minivan. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

  • I fuckin' LOVE these guys!

  • whoever wrote these lyrics is FAIL!!!!!! 1:37 add your middle finger to a ***FIST of METAL*** get the lyrics right if ur gonna post oh and your pinky is brown by the way!!! =)

  • ...one does not simply SHOCK into Mordor.

  • 9 people are STILL having trouble getting a boner

  • Very educational, thanks I will try this right now. I will report back soon.

  • my friends dad made the shocker may sound like bullshit but it aint!

  • ive grown bored of the shocker, im using the spocker now

  • @allthatremains2009 That is the best thing iv'e ever heard :LLLL

  • @allthatremains2009 I prefer using the rocker

  • @allthatremains2009 I've bypassed the Spocker and went straight to the Show Stopper.

  • @allthatremains2009 Live long and prosper!

  • it's easy to find chicks that really dig it - es ist einfach, Küken zu finden, die es wirklich graben

  • True fuckin hard rock mentality

  • damn sachel is the man in evry singe solo he does

  • just a suggestion.....put a finger cot on the pinkie

  • the like button should be a shocker hand 

  • the pink sock is by far the worst thing you could do

  • Perfection.

  • Why is this up a semi tone?

  • LMAO!! You can do it in the alley behind the bar- now that is classy! hahahahah

  • this is really a song....seriously?

  • @TylerT15TheGamer Are you stupid? You're listening to it. of course it is

  • has anyone realized when on the video stands "Solo" the "olo" looks like a cock and the "S" was it's sperm?

  • Add a middle finger to a FIST OF METAL!

  • @mikeschultz360 its actually "add your middle finger to a first and little" :P

  • @DemonBird but mike's way is better for the ladies :D

  • @DemonBird Seriously bro... It's "Add a middle finger to a fist of metal"... Make the metal fist, and add the middle finger, it's the shocker!

    Now tell me how "Add your middle finger to a fist and little" makes any sense at all. It doesn't... because it's not the words.

  • @mikeschultz360 Seriously bro...I said "first and little" which makes perfect sense imo. However you think I said "fist and little", which I agree with you makes not much sense. Tbh though after listening to it a bit more It's hard to tell which it is that he is saying.

  • @mikeschultz360 Its "add your middle finger to a fist of metal"

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  • 6 people prefer the Dirty Sanchez

  • Dude, it's boogar suger, not booty sugar. Boogar sugar means cocaine and people who do coke often talk about not being able to get hard. So when you can't get hard, you always have the shocker!

  • 2:35 nice chicken picking

  • 6 people didnt have lube at hand...

  • Bahahahaa. As other people said girls that aren't lame love them. I think they are fuckin hilarious.

  • 6 people are walking with brown pinkies

  • @OldSkoolRocker78 Update: 7. haha

  • six people have brown pinkys

  • Anyone who says that this is disrespectful to women is retarded. im a woman and i love it!!! <3

  • @NintenFan0900 They're attempting to provide sexual instruction to men. I wouldn't say that's disrespectful to women...

  • @NintenFan0900 It is a parody man, they are ripping off 80's metal and having fun, if you listen, you will hear just about every 80's popular guitar riff on the album. Don't take it that seriously, the lyrics ARE juvenile and disgusting, that is part of it. That WAS 80's metal, I'm not sure if you were around then, but those of us that lived through it can listen to this and laugh. How serious can it be--dudes in pink spandex and high hair. It's all good.

  • @BuckeyeSchmuck Well that was a mature way of putting it.

    I appreciate it when people turn out to not be a dick.

  • It's not booty sugar, It's booger sugar..... like cocaine *snort*

  • how come you never see the shocker in porn ?

  • @danahja3 Your at the wrong websites thats why bud.

  • @danahja3

    thats a good question, lmfao

  • @danahja3 because the shocker is too hardcore for porn :)

  • @danahja3 bcuz steel panther waited until 2009 to come out with this legendary album and new pornos dont have the copy rights to incorporate it into their films until the spring of 2015.

  • @danahja3 GGW has it

  • @danahja3 it's too hardcore even for porn LOL

  • @danahja3 don't know that would be awsome

  • @danahja3 you do. you evidently don't watch enough of it.

  • @sewell010 only adicts know that shit ;)

  • @danahja3 because most porn stars don't have a boner problem.

  • @danahja3 bcuz they havnt copy righted it from steel panther yet

  • @danahja3 If I ever enter the business I will make it my top priority to use or direct someone to use the shocker, now that you have shed light on this travesty.

  • @danahja3 it's called a "gag bang".

  • @danahja3 oh they do, the proper name i believe is orgy. other names are 4 way or gang bang

  • @gta4rulesass thats not the shocker, shocker is a way of fingering