@NapalmsBurningHatred That's the point ya derp. You seriously thought these guys would be serious after listening to one of their songs. And if you don't like them then don't watch the damn video
Even though you had to do these lyrics by ear, almost all of 'em are correct. The only error I see is that it's supposed to be "add your little finger to a fist of Metal"
Teaser (one) pleaser (two) shocker (two and one) spocker (two and two) rocker (one and three) show stopper (zero and four) something every rocker should know.
HEAVY METAL is back! \m/ I like how these pro musicians pick catchy riffs and melodies from 80's hit songs! Steel Panther is now added to my musical influences hahaha!
Try the pimped out shocker - it's basically a shocker but you're also doing her clit with your thumb. Be careful though, cause that shit's too much stimulation for some girls, while others will just lose their mind and ability to walk for the next 5 hours!
how the fuck do they effortlessly get these 80s guitar tones, riffs, and vocal melodies. It really blows my mind, they write hair metal better than most bands did in the 80s.
@HBKdabest1984 put your pointer and middle finger up, your third finger down, and pinky up. put the pointer and middle in the pussy, then put the pinky in the asshole.
@BeckonedByArtemis I see my comment from the other video is proven correct. You are a little bitch roaming around YouTube looking to pick fights. Find something better to do with your time.
@Darkangelrock92 haha mate Steel Panther are definitely not serious. How can a band be serious singing about the Shocker, Asian hookers and fat girls?
@shamthebackslam Think there might be a bit more to Steel Panther's music than lyrics. For the most extreme example of serious music with hilarious lyrics, check out Frank Zappa. You can't tell me that's not serious music!
Failtrolls are trolling Steel Panther, a band that dresses hair metal, and writes their lyrics ridiculously for FUN. Stop taking them seriously and give yourself the shocker, douche-nuggets!
whoever wrote these lyrics is FAIL!!!!!! 1:37 add your middle finger to a ***FIST of METAL*** get the lyrics right if ur gonna post oh and your pinky is brown by the way!!! =)
@mikeschultz360 Seriously bro...I said "first and little" which makes perfect sense imo. However you think I said "fist and little", which I agree with you makes not much sense. Tbh though after listening to it a bit more It's hard to tell which it is that he is saying.
Dude, it's boogar suger, not booty sugar. Boogar sugar means cocaine and people who do coke often talk about not being able to get hard. So when you can't get hard, you always have the shocker!
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Alright, these guys have an amazing singer, and amazing instrumentals.
But their songs are just way too...immature, at best. Seriously, if I'm going to listen to perverted music then I may as well make it directed towards something COOL. Such as homicidal retribution. That shits awesome, and fits metal.
Call my a goody-two-shoe, but I have too much respect for women to listen to this kind of music.
@NintenFan0900 It is a parody man, they are ripping off 80's metal and having fun, if you listen, you will hear just about every 80's popular guitar riff on the album. Don't take it that seriously, the lyrics ARE juvenile and disgusting, that is part of it. That WAS 80's metal, I'm not sure if you were around then, but those of us that lived through it can listen to this and laugh. How serious can it be--dudes in pink spandex and high hair. It's all good.
@danahja3 bcuz steel panther waited until 2009 to come out with this legendary album and new pornos dont have the copy rights to incorporate it into their films until the spring of 2015.
@danahja3 If I ever enter the business I will make it my top priority to use or direct someone to use the shocker, now that you have shed light on this travesty.
This sounds faster than the Feel The Steel Version.
mojobrew08 2 days ago
damn it now I have to find Ellstafros comment -___-
KoriandSini 6 days ago 5
This is stupid shitty glam metal, every one of steel panthers songs are about sex or fucking partying.
NapalmsBurningHatred 6 days ago
@NapalmsBurningHatred That's the point ya derp. You seriously thought these guys would be serious after listening to one of their songs. And if you don't like them then don't watch the damn video
OcifferNasty2012 6 days ago
@NapalmsBurningHatred No shit?
kh202lover 3 days ago
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agzme 2 days ago
@NapalmsBurningHatred Oh! ..... you're in the wrong video , if you want to see your video put in the searching bar "Justin bieber" ......piece of gay
agzme 2 days ago
@agzme Excuse me but you are the one who listens to dumbshits who dress like women.
You honestly expect me to take offence from being called a piece of gay by a 6 year old homophobic, idiotic waste of human life.
jesus a million sperm and you're the produce.
NapalmsBurningHatred 2 days ago
The correct words are: "Add your middle finger to the fist of metal,And help spread the shocker all across the land"
TheJaydog007 6 days ago
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TheJaydog007 6 days ago
I prefer The Minivan, two in the front, five in the back!
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marsichannel 2 weeks ago
Seeing em at Download 2012 \\n/
VadersDarkside 3 weeks ago 3
@VadersDarkside me too dude ;) gonna be awesome!!
xxxboi07 3 weeks ago
I love these guys so much, miss them already and i saw them in the UK in december. They are soooo hott!! <3
russellbrandfreak 3 weeks ago
Its add your middle finger to a fist of metal.
skidmark68 1 month ago
Jokes on them I did learn this at school
TheImpossibleKill 1 month ago
@TheImpossibleKill lol same
michaelandcallum 3 weeks ago
This song is so perverted its cool and im a girl and i love it ;)
Darkangelrock92 1 month ago 4
2 up front 5 in the back the mini van
xThornMK3 1 month ago
gotta go with the devils stake or the she no walker
Mr1994wright 1 month ago
Add your middle finger to a fist of metal ~ Not first a little. In other words, make the devil horns and add a finger.
cbond99 1 month ago
Minivan. 2 in the front, 5 in the back.
NkLrMusic 1 month ago
Love this song so much... Thanks, Daniel <3 x
1995SexyCharliexox 1 month ago
21 people walked round with a brown pinky.
itsinthephotograph96 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
the mini van 2 in the front 5 in the back
teryx313 2 months ago
@teryx313 lmao
alexthomsonuk 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
21 people haven't been shocked ..
TheCherryOnTop12 2 months ago
"Type O" is a typo in itself...
nirvana123450 2 months ago
The Teaser 1-0
The Pleaser 2-0
The Shocker 2-1
The Spocker 2-2
The Rocker 3-1
The Show Stopper 1-3
I'll leave those numbers to your imagination, gentlemen.
HeavyMetalGuns 2 months ago 34
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sobeslayer1 1 month ago
@HeavyMetalGuns you forgot the mini van 2-5 2 up front 5 in the back ;)
xThornMK3 7 hours ago
its booger sugar not booty sugar Lol ;)
MurderNun 2 months ago
@MurderNun its actually boogie sugar x
TheCherryOnTop12 2 months ago
lube it up baby!
WelshWidgetman2010 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you prefer the Hitch Hiker, thumb in the stink, dink in the pink
earthboundcruiser 2 months ago
my youtube ad was for checking baby's temperature, haha nice nurturing thoughts before listening to this xD
alexthomsonuk 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Even though you had to do these lyrics by ear, almost all of 'em are correct. The only error I see is that it's supposed to be "add your little finger to a fist of Metal"
METAAAAALYEAH 3 months ago
\\n/
GoThXoRd 3 months ago
I saw these live and i now own a massive foam shocker glove :D
mrtisjesus 3 months ago
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I got all my sexual education fro Steel Panther's songs !
elameri7ni 3 months ago
So playing this song whilst I'm next in bed with my girl!... I may not be taken for much longer :L
piramaniak 3 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Steel Panther
i am soooo ready baby
pimppangwin2 3 months ago
Chiller font? You really went all out on this power point.
AmericanNohbuddy 3 months ago
Teaser (one) pleaser (two) shocker (two and one) spocker (two and two) rocker (one and three) show stopper (zero and four) something every rocker should know.
Wolfy1724 4 months ago 12
@Wolfy1724 that was my facebook dp for about 3 months
69roklord69 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Steel Panther
@Wolfy1724 You are forgetting the Mini Van (three and five)
kingmasey 2 months ago
shockerss are yummieeee! xoxo
babygurkin 4 months ago
if a man played this song and banged me , i would be a happy girl ;)
Darkangelrock92 5 months ago 3
@Darkangelrock92 I can play this song, I'll bang you
Unholyseer 4 months ago
@Darkangelrock92 ever had a good asshole lickin? sike ;))))
waffenskin88 4 months ago
\\n/
dicaion 5 months ago
\\n/ \n//
Dionysius8421 5 months ago
The end is : 220 volts of heavy metal power in your vagina baby and your butthole too. Consult the book in the cd it has all the lyrics in it ;-)
CygnusTheIronDream 5 months ago
i live in hollywood and these guys play every monday here i had no fuckin idea how cool these fuckers were i'm gonna go see them for sure :)
kalifornia3333 5 months ago
HEAVY METAL is back! \m/ I like how these pro musicians pick catchy riffs and melodies from 80's hit songs! Steel Panther is now added to my musical influences hahaha!
MetaldoseAli 5 months ago
Try the pimped out shocker - it's basically a shocker but you're also doing her clit with your thumb. Be careful though, cause that shit's too much stimulation for some girls, while others will just lose their mind and ability to walk for the next 5 hours!
whatshendrix 5 months ago
@whatshendrix Fuck, I thought I was the only one who thought of that...
H057IL3 4 months ago
@H057IL3
Hahaha it's actually quite popular with the ladies, a lesbian taught me that :D
whatshendrix 4 months ago
@whatshendrix Dang anyway XD
I'll have to try it if ever I get lucky.
H057IL3 4 months ago 2
i just sicked up my hot chocolate lmfao! "walking around with a pinky thats brown!"
sinfinfin 5 months ago 5
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
ch1efpoka 5 months ago
@ch1efpoka Jimmy carr hahaha
212SNAKE212 4 months ago
how the fuck do they effortlessly get these 80s guitar tones, riffs, and vocal melodies. It really blows my mind, they write hair metal better than most bands did in the 80s.
IcarusWitchFan 5 months ago
@IcarusWitchFan Dude, they were around back then haha look up the Behind The Music about them.
mrmace2002 5 months ago
it's usually the in-the-closet-gays that talk about women and sex all day long but hey, its fuckin STEEL PANTHER!!!!!!!!! \m/
2mnyshp 6 months ago
Im a fan of the "Spocker" Make the Star Trek symbol, 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink, much better
Kharazim 6 months ago 66
@Kharazim BUT WHAT 2 GO WHERE? =OOOOOO
DripsGaming 5 months ago
@Kharazim
Fucken lol! You are a king among men!
dontlike2 5 months ago 2
@Kharazim i tried this on my girl and lets just say she was too stupid to find pleasure and now im masturbating
killerdeathmetal18 5 months ago 6
@Kharazim Commonly referred to as the ''Spocker''
fbfan4588 1 month ago
@Kharazim AKA "The Dragon" - not all girls like it, but those who do know where they can get it!
Ace42x 2 weeks ago
@Kharazim im a fan of the 'fister', fist in the pink, fist in the stink
sicness291 18 hours ago
@BeckonedByArtemis we should die? what makes you so god damn special?
jigy132 6 months ago
i showed my mom the hand sign. she din't know what it ment so i said to her to look it up xD
ylano1995 6 months ago in playlist steel panther
@ylano1995 Bet you did mate....
Ellstafros 6 months ago 153
@Ellstafros 99 thumbs? what did he say haha
modestmark90 3 weeks ago
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@modestmark90 ""i showed my mom the hand sign. she din't know what it ment so i said to her to look it up xD"" .....
Ellstafros 3 weeks ago
the ONLY song thats educational during fucking! Steel Panther the shocker!
KlarKman1000 6 months ago
...the fuck did I just listen to?
clairesopenletters 7 months ago
@clairesopenletters - The greatest song in the world, that's what you just listened to :)
Critic863 7 months ago 6
two in the flab, and one up the crack :P
halowarskid 7 months ago
this is my new Karaoke song!
sfkillar 7 months ago
i did the shocker by my ex girlfriend
she loved it , thanks Phanter :D
headbanger6661990 7 months ago 3
i could relate justin bieber and usher teaching him lol! using this song.....cooommmeee here justinnnn!!!!!....bend over....ahahahahahahahaha!!!
TO1AKA 7 months ago
lol
gindalf0492 7 months ago
I think Mike Starr is so damn hillarious with the lyrics, im glad they dont take them too serious, i love Steel Panther ;)
Darkangelrock92 7 months ago 2
11 people got massive surprises in the dark
tasker1986 7 months ago 3
my girlfriend favorite song...I give her the shocker every night !
MetallicaForHope 7 months ago
@MetallicaForHope need three people dude
theundeademo666 7 months ago
He´s just getting the Shocker!
Wellenfunktion 7 months ago
how come there's no Justin Bieber comments?
BiniNK08 7 months ago
@BiniNK08 there is now
zoeybanks 7 months ago
@BiniNK08 Because people aren't Faggots like you. Go watch your Loli Bullshit.
Thisismyfinalstand99 7 months ago
Imma girl and loving this song :) the band totally kick ass!!
Darkangelrock92 7 months ago
@HBKdabest1984 put your pointer and middle finger up, your third finger down, and pinky up. put the pointer and middle in the pussy, then put the pinky in the asshole.
inredsharpie 8 months ago
How do you do the shocker?
HBKdabest1984 8 months ago
mistake...fist of metal..not "fist and little"
kickalion 8 months ago 2
<3
triviumgirlrockingou 8 months ago
@BeckonedByArtemis I see my comment from the other video is proven correct. You are a little bitch roaming around YouTube looking to pick fights. Find something better to do with your time.
impossiblemyazz 8 months ago
and it's "booger sugar" aka cocaine lol
zakthedj 8 months ago
LOVE the video, its 'add your middle finger to a fist of metal'. other than that youve done a great vid! :) thnx x
DeathToAllButMetalXD 8 months ago
Steel Panther is a serious rock band, but i love they are so humourus about it, they write great texts and they are such a good band!
Darkangelrock92 8 months ago
@Darkangelrock92 haha mate Steel Panther are definitely not serious. How can a band be serious singing about the Shocker, Asian hookers and fat girls?
shamthebackslam 8 months ago
@shamthebackslam Think there might be a bit more to Steel Panther's music than lyrics. For the most extreme example of serious music with hilarious lyrics, check out Frank Zappa. You can't tell me that's not serious music!
Breadfan01 8 months ago
Steel Panther ROCK! \\n/
Ulfield 8 months ago
I gave my bitch the shocker, bitches love the shocker
0riginalHipster 9 months ago 7
@0riginalHipster Imma bitch and i love the shocker !!!
Darkangelrock92 8 months ago
Failtrolls are trolling Steel Panther, a band that dresses hair metal, and writes their lyrics ridiculously for FUN. Stop taking them seriously and give yourself the shocker, douche-nuggets!
SomeCaucasian 9 months ago 4
9 people have beeing doing too much booty sugar
Therealmrporter 9 months ago
@Therealmrporter booger sugar,as in cocaine
6650616 9 months ago
The minivan. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
ToErikaWithLove 9 months ago 3
I fuckin' LOVE these guys!
AceOfHeart2012 10 months ago
whoever wrote these lyrics is FAIL!!!!!! 1:37 add your middle finger to a ***FIST of METAL*** get the lyrics right if ur gonna post oh and your pinky is brown by the way!!! =)
shawnkron420666 10 months ago
...one does not simply SHOCK into Mordor.
unclebud99 10 months ago 4
9 people are STILL having trouble getting a boner
123dandan96 10 months ago 4
Very educational, thanks I will try this right now. I will report back soon.
tyronechonglu 10 months ago
my friends dad made the shocker may sound like bullshit but it aint!
DecemberCityScene 10 months ago
ive grown bored of the shocker, im using the spocker now
allthatremains2009 10 months ago 7
@allthatremains2009 That is the best thing iv'e ever heard :LLLL
KingKael00 10 months ago
@allthatremains2009 I prefer using the rocker
tfrdawesome 10 months ago
@allthatremains2009 I've bypassed the Spocker and went straight to the Show Stopper.
racing20guy 9 months ago
@allthatremains2009 Live long and prosper!
KamikazeeWatermelon6 9 months ago
it's easy to find chicks that really dig it - es ist einfach, Küken zu finden, die es wirklich graben
summ22 10 months ago
True fuckin hard rock mentality
crimsonmidnight2 10 months ago
damn sachel is the man in evry singe solo he does
yootesa1515 10 months ago
just a suggestion.....put a finger cot on the pinkie
cdfenn 11 months ago
the like button should be a shocker hand
197666Horror 11 months ago 5
the pink sock is by far the worst thing you could do
NoChoades 11 months ago 2
Perfection.
Jackurbation 11 months ago
Why is this up a semi tone?
radioinstore 11 months ago
LMAO!! You can do it in the alley behind the bar- now that is classy! hahahahah
akashadamiana 11 months ago
this is really a song....seriously?
TylerT15TheGamer 11 months ago
@TylerT15TheGamer Are you stupid? You're listening to it. of course it is
ValiantSoap 7 months ago
has anyone realized when on the video stands "Solo" the "olo" looks like a cock and the "S" was it's sperm?
MegSHADOWS6652 11 months ago
Add a middle finger to a FIST OF METAL!
mikeschultz360 11 months ago
@mikeschultz360 its actually "add your middle finger to a first and little" :P
DemonBird 11 months ago
@DemonBird but mike's way is better for the ladies :D
tomiclav 11 months ago
@DemonBird Seriously bro... It's "Add a middle finger to a fist of metal"... Make the metal fist, and add the middle finger, it's the shocker!
Now tell me how "Add your middle finger to a fist and little" makes any sense at all. It doesn't... because it's not the words.
mikeschultz360 11 months ago
@mikeschultz360 Seriously bro...I said "first and little" which makes perfect sense imo. However you think I said "fist and little", which I agree with you makes not much sense. Tbh though after listening to it a bit more It's hard to tell which it is that he is saying.
DemonBird 11 months ago
@mikeschultz360 Its "add your middle finger to a fist of metal"
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mikeschultz360 11 months ago
6 people prefer the Dirty Sanchez
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Like if you have done it..
999rooster999 1 year ago
Dude, it's boogar suger, not booty sugar. Boogar sugar means cocaine and people who do coke often talk about not being able to get hard. So when you can't get hard, you always have the shocker!
savboy1976 1 year ago
2:35 nice chicken picking
kickalion 1 year ago
6 people didnt have lube at hand...
tomaskraven 1 year ago
Bahahahaa. As other people said girls that aren't lame love them. I think they are fuckin hilarious.
CrazyRainbo 1 year ago
6 people are walking with brown pinkies
OldSkoolRocker78 1 year ago 124
@OldSkoolRocker78 Update: 7. haha
aero8smith 10 months ago
six people have brown pinkys
MrManmountainrock 1 year ago
Anyone who says that this is disrespectful to women is retarded. im a woman and i love it!!! <3
djinnlindsay14 1 year ago 2
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Alright, these guys have an amazing singer, and amazing instrumentals.
But their songs are just way too...immature, at best. Seriously, if I'm going to listen to perverted music then I may as well make it directed towards something COOL. Such as homicidal retribution. That shits awesome, and fits metal.
Call my a goody-two-shoe, but I have too much respect for women to listen to this kind of music.
NintenFan0900 1 year ago
@NintenFan0900 They're attempting to provide sexual instruction to men. I wouldn't say that's disrespectful to women...
llcdrdndgrbd 1 year ago 2
@NintenFan0900 It is a parody man, they are ripping off 80's metal and having fun, if you listen, you will hear just about every 80's popular guitar riff on the album. Don't take it that seriously, the lyrics ARE juvenile and disgusting, that is part of it. That WAS 80's metal, I'm not sure if you were around then, but those of us that lived through it can listen to this and laugh. How serious can it be--dudes in pink spandex and high hair. It's all good.
BuckeyeSchmuck 1 year ago 4
@BuckeyeSchmuck Well that was a mature way of putting it.
I appreciate it when people turn out to not be a dick.
NintenFan0900 1 year ago
It's not booty sugar, It's booger sugar..... like cocaine *snort*
TheSundaysound 1 year ago 3
how come you never see the shocker in porn ?
danahja3 1 year ago 172
@danahja3 Your at the wrong websites thats why bud.
Jiffypop199 1 year ago
@danahja3
thats a good question, lmfao
MrBuzzchronic 1 year ago
@danahja3 because the shocker is too hardcore for porn :)
DamageSkateboards 11 months ago
@danahja3 bcuz steel panther waited until 2009 to come out with this legendary album and new pornos dont have the copy rights to incorporate it into their films until the spring of 2015.
TheReddisKid 11 months ago
@danahja3 GGW has it
LionheartCrusaderX 11 months ago
@danahja3 it's too hardcore even for porn LOL
scyth162 9 months ago
@danahja3 don't know that would be awsome
zoeybanks 9 months ago
@danahja3 you do. you evidently don't watch enough of it.
sewell010 9 months ago
@sewell010 only adicts know that shit ;)
Bellcher2907 8 months ago
@danahja3 because most porn stars don't have a boner problem.
epicenur 9 months ago 7
@danahja3 bcuz they havnt copy righted it from steel panther yet
TheReddisKid 8 months ago
@danahja3 If I ever enter the business I will make it my top priority to use or direct someone to use the shocker, now that you have shed light on this travesty.
SaltyMcHaggus 8 months ago
@danahja3 it's called a "gag bang".
1990lawler 6 months ago
@danahja3 oh they do, the proper name i believe is orgy. other names are 4 way or gang bang
gta4rulesass 6 months ago
@gta4rulesass thats not the shocker, shocker is a way of fingering
OhHeyEh 6 months ago