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  • I'm ashamed to have the same birthday as this shit director.

  • THE FOOD GUY was the best part in this crappy movie! :P

  • thats the same boat, and the same area where house of the dead was filmed!!! uwe boll you piece of $%!#!!!

  • I wanna see it come on 1 month to wait as im in Australia... July 15...

  • LOL UWI SOFT. fuck uwi boll

  • Wheres the jungle?

  • and real trigens?

  • Where in the hell is Stuttering Craig,I thought he could be seen in the trailer ?

  • Maybe Uwe Boll is starting to be good. lol

  • The game is awesome hope the movie will be too

  • UWE BOLL lol

  • this movie would be good if it had something to so with the game... or it woulda been better if they didnt make this movie at all!

  • GeneralChurch thx for short review.

  • Did they make this movie, is it out yet?

  • yeah its out!

  • looks like a crappy shitty movie

  • it was really entertaining and action packed. definatly better than House of the Dead and Postal but very entertaining defiantly worth renting. i hate cheesy movies based off of games but this is one i started watching it and couldn't stop till it was done. good ending, plot follows game for the most part, and action sequences don't disappoint.

  • why did they made this cheap dumb movie on the best game...WHYYY..

  • I'd cooler if it was based in far cry 2

  • What the fuck!

  • haha lmfao is that ur gun at 1:34

  • this movie come out in june 09

  • EPIC FAILURE

  • allá va otro videojuego al cine... y luego de ahí al relleno sanitario.

  • uwe,

    why, my favorite game,

    why deystroy what it earned,

    why can't u stop?

    where will ur shit end?

  • epic fail

  • someone needs to assasinate uwe boll. id be willing to do it too. after all, hes assasinated every great videogame franchise imaginable. what a fucking joke. if he gets the rights to halo, ill kill myself

  • Don't worry peter jackson got halo, so it won't be so bad if it comes.

  • Officially Canceled sorry buddy

  • ehumm maby you have been living under a rock these latest days! but all torrent sites are swarmed with a version of it!

  • did this even come out?

  • Why do people still let him make movies?

  • please let this be destroyed in a fire along with uwe boll for ruining one of the greatest shooters ever.

  • more cr@p from Uwe Boll...

    and did anyone notice that even it these short scenes, all the actors seem to have this feeling: "Why the hell am I playing in this god awful film?"

  • I did

  • he looks nothing like jack carver and predators are monsters not people who are strong

  • Nobody seems to have noticed that this film is obviously set in vancouver and not the tropics lol

  • FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL­

  • oh, god, please, have mercy on our minds and make this be the last movie Uwe Boll ever makes.

  • hate to say it, but he's making a movie out of the postal series.

    Another great game...

  • haven't he already made it

  • Haha, and here I was hoping Uwe Boll could make at least a DECENT movie for what is an excellent game, but after watching that, I'm not even coming near the real film.

  • k so this is supose to b the one wer he goes vs monsters i nerver even finished the game:P but i finished the 2ndXD i wonder how that one will b this one looks a bit off..

  • crap

  • dam lets hope Uwe Boll doesent get a boner over halo or gears of war

  • The game's about survival ntohing more boll you fucking twat. And finding out what's going on but don't say it in the movie and where the FUCK IS VAL

  • I hate uwe boll's movies, but it is looks like better than the older uwe boll movies... I will see it, I like the far cry game....

  • And I thought Uwe Boll just ruins bad old games, now he ruins a GOOD game...The trailer stole the music from Batman and Blade and too many bad puns

  • Don't touch Far Cry!!!!

  • Uve Ball you go and kill your motherfucking brain with a crowbar dickhead

  • Omg erase this peace of S from entire network

  • First he gets the movie rights to ruin a great game title. Then they steal the 'batman begins'/'dark knight' music and the 'usual suspects' music for the trailer. what a sorry piece of shit movie.

  • holy fucking shit. how does he get the rights? someone plz solve that one for me?

  • you fucking son of a cunt, u ruined my day seeing this. u bastard motherfucker. i loved this game, now u go and ruin it with this shit. i hope u fucking die

  • whts the name of song at begining

  • Even the trailer sucks.

    Fuck you Uwe Boll, die in a fucking fire you son of a bitch, and stop making movies.

  • The funniest thing was the sound effects I think..

  • not to mention the fucking idiot has made the title of the movie 2 words, when both games where titled as one word "farcry" not "far cry".. im calling him "uwe fail" from now on :)

  • ...What the hell was that?

  • this has fail written all over it.. it doesnt look even half tropic enough, it looks like fucking lakes uwe boll prob got the right to film on for like 4 dollers

  • that is nothing like the game!

  • Supposedly he expressed interest in a Metal Gear Solid movie and Kojiami was like "FUCK NO" and he called up Blizzard about doing a World of Warcraft movie and they guy was like "We are not selling the movie rights to you... Especially not to you."

    HAHA WORLDS FUCKING WORST DIRECTOR

  • lol yeah xD

  • and slovenia

  • it only came out in canada and germany

    thats why it looks like crap

  • wtf Uwe Boll? what is the dark knight theme doing in your shitty movie trailer, doesnt work

  • i not no there was far cry movie

  • is that ur gun? NO BITCH THATS MY PENIS!!! X3

  • Good Game+Worst Director = Suck

  • this looks horrible!!

  • never even knew there was a movie, but the game was sick

  • *Grabs gun, points at head, pulls trigger*

  • when you see that uwe boll have directed a movie you know its gonna suck ass.

  • seen this movie... now i wanna kill my self

  • dark knight theme?

  • such a great game so shit movie. This film is a PROFANITY of Far Cry. :-(

    taka świetna Gra a tak zjebany film. Ten Film to BLUŹNIERSTWO na temat Far Cry. :-(

  • OMG, this must be a fan made video... the videogame has better graphics and actors that this shit. Hope that Crysis movie will be a serious project.

  • WHYYYY

  • shit movie

  • where are the tridgens? you know the essesnce of the video game!!

  • At 48 seconds you heard it from one of the Bourne film trailers, right?

  • this is gonna be fucked up

  • omg where are the tridgens where are the fat boys all i see is over weight men whering white make up this movie must SUCK

  • WTF i've seen trailers for the movie in complete german, did they remake the entire voice clips?!

  • where can i find the music start at 00:48 really heard at another movie but dont know where pls if some1 know tell me where can i get the music

  • batman begins

  • salut , ai aflat numele melodiei ?

  • omg are you serious, why cant they just make a movie based on the oringinal plot of far cry, no one can ever make a good video game movie... oh yea this movie looks like crap

  • this looks absolutely terrible!

  • cant be worse than Doom....

  • Good point....

  • oh god. i swear if Uwe Boll ever touches Metal Gear Solid, im going to pay a guy with HIV and AIDS to rape his ass and nut in his eye socket.

  • I TOTOLLY AGREE WITH U BRO!!!!! im gunna do that 2 em now just for doin that 2 farcry

  • holly jesus

  • fuck ewey boll of shit.

  • sooooooo fake sound effects, poor dialogue, shitty actors

  • What do you expect? it's Uwe Boll!

  • It's horrible...

    The Facry origional on PC was AWESOME... best at the time, they got greedy, spawning awefull and pointless "super power" dull X-Box sequels and then making number two back on PC again, what I can't stand is the people who support the "feral powers" thing, it makes the game dull and easy to beat with no advancing storyline, there are few good Games-Movies, Resident Evil (1 only), Silent Hill and more recently Max Payne. This will be a floppy faliure, just like the X-box games.

  • What about Tomb Raider. That was pretty good wasn't it?

  • lol

    I don't think it seemed right, Tomb Raider could never make a movie, it was to puzzle filled, the movie was just, a simplified version of the game...

    XD Just PM me if you want lectures on games and films...

  • O_o Well... your opinion may be different :D

  • This suck ass, and Uwe Boll can go suck his own little balls. Oh yea, and then he can stick his own floppy dick up his ass so deep that he has to piss from his mouth for the rest of his miserable life of being the worst, most hated shitsucking movie director of all time.

  • the only reason farcry2 is not going to sell well because they got rid of jack carver and the feral powers are gone the game will probley take off the first day and then go down hill from there

  • FarCry: jack carver is badass FarCry 2: jack carver still lives and you die FarCry movie: jack carver got rape

  • well as i am huuge hater of uwe boll, this trailer looks good but i still doubt how will it fit in movie. Looks like this might be the only film where uwe BALL wont fail(so badly).

  • when is it comin to America???

  • I wish they would make a movie out of the actual graphics of the game...

  • god damn uwe boll a fucking idiot the fucking movie doesn't even take place on a fucking tropical island some one really needs to shoot this bastard

  • Will someone assassinate this idiot? I mean, the gaming industry hates him, because he fucks up great games; the movie industry hates him because he created the worst movies ever!!!!

  • Do you know Ed Wood?

  • menz, uwe boll has got some pretty great ideas, if you read the concepts for his movies like 'alone in the dark' or 'a dungeon siege tale' it sounds good, but the end result sux heavily. altough action is not that bad.

    im afraid that this movie will have the same result, pretty good action but the way the story is told and the scenes seem randomly pasted together this movie could turn out as shitty as his other movies :/

  • Hie känn fait harda änd longa senn änni jumen souldscha

    :D

  • Uwe Boll has absolutely no talent! Why does he waste his time making awesome games into shity movies?

  • Personally i think Michael Bay should have made the Far Cry movie.

    Also I think Karl Urban or Jensen Ackles should have been Jack Carver. This Til Scheweiger Jack ass doesn't even look like Jack Carver

  • Boll did what he usually do: f*cks up everything

  • plz dont ruin the story of far cry lol damn it aint on surf the channel

  • Was that really Don S Davis' (Stargate SG-1)

    last role before he died! What a pile of crap to end your career on!

  • Yeah I think he is it! To bad that he died! :(

  • This looks sooo bad I have to rent it.

  • you make emoes wanna not cut themselfs and normal people cut themselfs

  • Looks like shit

  • looks like shit

  • looks like shit

  • Usually action movies like these are great to watch when you're hung over, but in uwe bolls' case, you better crack up a beer and keep on drinking..

  • Even action looks bad (which is about 90% of movie). He made movie without thinking about story,which sucks hard

  • And how exactly is this different from all the other movies that he have directed?

    Its a uwe boll movie. Enough said.

  • FUCK. i hate UWE BALLS

    he always fuck up movies.

    like House of the dead, bloodrayne and postal.

    FUCK YOU UWE BOLL!!

  • Lmfao, thats hilarious. It looks like a cheap version of universal soldier the return..... and that was bad enough!

    Woah Uwe Boll will probably want to go 10 rounds with me now the fucking clown. Uwe Boll if your reading this... your movies are fucking awful and if you want to come box with me ill knock you on your arse you dirty german CUNT!

    Sorry about that... i got a little carried away!

  • how can i get this video?

  • 1:32 ftw.

  • Far Cry 2 is alright; the time when i have to take a pill to battle the malaria happens at the worst possible fucking time. If you don't take it, you die. I don't think it was neccessary. Other than that, Far cry 2 is pretty good.

  • Except, every intersection you drive pass there are people shooting at you, then they'll chase you, you have to jump into the turret so on, when thats done you have to repair you're vehicle, good game, but some parts are annoying.

  • you nailed it

  • WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO FAR CRY???!!

    This looks like a movie from the 1980's!!

    The plot is NOTHING like the game!

    There's no TROPICAL ISLAND!

    JESUS! SAVE US FROM THIS BASTARD MOVIEMAKER!!!!

  • lol look cheap

  • but if you have far cry 2, please let me know if it lives up to the hype, as i am dying to play it.

    i am a bit pissed that they called it far cry, because it, like this movie, has nothing to do with far cry, other than the name. just a gimmic to sell more copies, which is why i hate software publishers, and tend to try pirates before i buy if a can get them

  • fuck fuck shit mother fuckers shit fucking far cry fuck you all and suck mein balls ore suck or die

  • this movie is shit that chik is fucking hot i wonna fuck her in the ess motherfuckers

  • you are sick o_O

  • i enjoyed far cry, but that was the same story, but with trigens. crytek said they were listening to the fans, and wouldnt make that mistake again, yet here we are, another £35 wasted on half a game.

    i agree, technically they are great acheivements, but that doesnt really concern me, i just want to play good games, not care about how nice each blade of grass is.

    im sure you know what i mean? graphics are good enough now that even the worst looks very good, so devs should concentrate on gameplay

  • i'll buy crysis when i get a new graphics card, and enjoy the physics and grapics. But for a good game, i just bought Far Cry 2 Limited Edition. They have created a new story model not seen in any game before, and a few cool things crysis didn't come up with, while taking things like 24h day cycle.

    If you set fire to a bush, the fire continues to spread until it reaches buildings and barrels, which then causes explosions. I'm more impressed with this atm. Whats your opinion on far cry 2?

  • i just started far cry 2, and i think it definitely a game a will buy, even though i already have a copy. it seems awesome, absolutely awesome. i have encountered a couple of glitches (mostly with the controls, as i dont use WASD), and im not sure how the whole "malaria" thing will play out. but, all in all, so far so good. better than crysis, and seems at least as good as the best bits of far cry. also it isnt as demanding as crysis. my system seems to run it fine, i may even turn things up ;)

  • i think with crysis u constantly want to max it out or it doesn't look good enough. It wasn't made to run at medium and thats obvious.

    Far Cry 2 looks good with the settings down, and thats on direct x9 i played it.

    I'm impressed with the dynamic story of it so far, going to play some more now i think.

    Btw if you do buy the game, get the collectors edition.

    Comes in a wooden box with a free tshirt, making of dvd, artbook, and realistic looking map. i got the tshirt on right now lol.

  • well, you dont need crysis at max, but you have to have at least half the settings on high, or the rocks and bushes jump out of the draw distance at about 50 metres. it ran fine on my peice of shit pc, with everything on mid-high. shame the game was shit, cos it had loads of potential.

    far cry 2, as far as i can see, is absolutely AWESOME. i played for "five minutes", yesterday, and then didnt get to bed till 5a.m. thats a great game when you lose track of time like that

  • i know what you mean lol :D Even getting killed in far cry 2 is awesome lol. One of your buddies wakes you up and carries you while firing at the enemies.

    Also i blew up a car for the first time and the fire wouldnt stop spreading through the grass lol Awesome :D

  • 1:32 the best moment in film

  • how did you made that the "1:32" -_-?

  • Holy fuck, this looks shit.

    Uwe Boll, die in a fire.

  • so fucking horrible!

  • I didnt even know this came out. Has it? i dont know- but all i know is.. this look extremely distructive to the game. and to the fans. I really am hoping this is fake... though i am convinced this is the real thing.. FUCK this why is Boll still even directing? please stop him SIGN THE PETITION.

  • Uwe Boll: Scourge of the film industry.

  • I seriously wish this WAS a fake...

    I'm calling down Uwe Boll...and if he seriously calls up another boxing match to make his balls feel big, I'll snap...

  • simply sign the petition - so then he retires and stop destroying video games.

  • i say it s fake

  • Yay! A Far Cry movie!!! ...What? Uwe Boll's directing it?...shiiiiiiiiiiit...

  • what does this have to do with far cry?

    other than a tropical island and a boat captain who is ex-special forces?

    this looks sooooo bad!

  • you never seen the ATi tech demo for far cry did you? It replicates that fairly well.

    Everything else seems to match up. The story of farcry is he's taking a woman in to take pictures, and they blow up his boat and he is trapped. So this movie is the exact same.

  • oh, yeah, i remember.

    that wasnt far cry though, that was a cryengine tech demo, thats all. if this is based on that, fair enough, but if its called far cry it should have shitty trigens, not shitty super soldiers. and the woman wasnt going to take pics in game she was CIA and was trying to take out the doctor and his scheme, not just take pics. she seems to be a reporter in this, which is also wrong.

    if its called far cry it should be about far cry, not a 5 min tech demo for an engine

  • on the Xbox version they show more about the trigens are created.. or in essense, a more successful version of the project. You the character are attacked and slowly become a trigen like creature, but the change is slow. So you have several abilities much like in Crysis that the human soldiers do not have. I don't know enough about the xbox far cry to know how you turn out in the end.

    Apparently this movie is released this month in germany. Looks good for a watch, lets hope it makes it here.

  • i would have thought the console versions wouldnt count. i never consider them when i think of far cry, as it is a pc only title. the console versions, as far as i have heard, are absolute rubbish. (not to say the pc version was great after the trigens showed up, but the console versions were just cheap knock-offs to make quick money by ubisoft.)

    by the time the console versions were being made the original dev team had already left ubisoft and started work on crysis

  • i agree but i did enjoy the console versions when i tried them out.

    However, if i was making a movie it wouldnt matter to me if i was following one platform or all of them for the story, just whatever worked best in a film. Cos alot of people hated far cry on the pc, it was good graphics and that was it (altho alot who hated it had slow pc's ;) )

  • yes, but at the time of release there was NO pc capable of running far cry at full settings. just like with crysis now. crytek are just pricks for this i think, they should realise that graphics arent everything (not even all that important in my opinion), and when you put shitty things in games with great human AI combat, like trigens and alines, that just jump around and float around, with no actual tactical combat, the game will get slated. yet crysis and far cry both scored over 90% on pc

  • it was for technical achievement really. It was unlike any other fps, for range of combat, physics, water effects.

    Not better than HL2 but to appear from no where it was really impressive.

    And the graphics weren't considerably better with completely maxxed settings in FarCry. In Crysis however its a completely different story. Very High looks unbelieavable.

    One thing i really liked in farcry was the updates, they added HDR and 3Dc later on. I think more games should do this.

  • but they still release games that are far beyond what the average gamer can afford to run.

    it wil be another year, at least, before i have a system capable of max settings on crysis, with a decent res.

    and to say they charge full price for a game when they dont even really give a shit if it is actually any good, just shows why people often turn to piracy.

    i wont buy another crytek game until i have played a copy first, i felt robbed by crysis, as, after you went into the ship, it was just shit

  • 1:07 its the guy from gladiator!

  • looks ok... i would still watch it, but either this was so unpopular i didnt know that it was released, or its way past deadline.

  • u know that there is a petition to stop uwe boll

    just go sign it

    if we hit a million, he has agreed to retire forever

  • Lol, best comment: "Is that you`re gun?"

    Rest of it though, "Bollshit"

  • They're using music from the Dark Knight in the begining of the trailer! Boll is an ass!

    Dark knight is obviously better than this piece of horse crap! God I hope he doesn't make Far Cry 2!

  • Awful.

  • thx

  • does anyone know the name of the song? begins 0:47 or the name of the song which is played at the outro of the movie?

  • weapons of mass distortion by the crytal method