No More Yanky My Wanky

[peacelovejonasrawr]

he doesn't say leg or lake he says wreck because he wrecked the car,but he has an accent do it sounds like lake or leg

[tracylc124]

what movie is this from?????

[peacelovejonasrawr]

its from "sixteen candles" with molly ringwald

[revolver64]

I always thought it was "wreck, big wreck" but with the stereotypical asian accent switching R's and L's.

[vampcrazy8]

the way dong says automobile it funny

[superknuckles]

"Why you little scuzzbag!"-kicks in groin!-

XD. I laugh every time

[alis0n5]

"dong! grandpa is talking to you!!"

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"

I LAUGH OUT LOUD EVERYTIME =]

[TheElizaShow]

"psssssssssssssh psssssssssssssssssh leg" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! XP =] XD =D :D

[PrinceTrexus]

Lake

[Greasers4ever]

lake hahahahahahaha big lake

[blackxican25]

hahahah freakin  love it

[coyclown]

Long Duck Dong!!! Hilarious!

[unicornsdoexist]

"AUTO MO BILE??

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!"

xDD

[Greasers4ever]

I love The Donger's laugh

[greenpowerranger13]

lmao

[BullsFanatic]

the donger need food, lmao funny as hell

[firedupsag]

Has anyone ever noticed the boner on this dude? He's been doin' the yanky with his wanky alright....

[punkkid16]

"lake, hahaha, big lake"

one of the best parts of this whole movie.

[Ashley174ever]

oh this is so funny. hhahahhaha.

[peanutbutterandmeli]

whats your name?

DONG

what your first name?

LONG

well, whats your middle name?

DUCK

ahahahaha

aw man my favorite movie of time :)

and f.b's day off

[waqman]

Hahahaa, I can't believe this guy wasn't a big star. That alone was better than any American Jet Li movie.

[TrojanLoyalist]

Growing up, I always wondered why white people called Asians "Long Duck Dong" and they thought it was funny. This video has educated me. Now to go commit a hate crime.

[Greasers4ever]

LOL, "lake. big lake" LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[ElephantLove08]

"Dong...Dong! Where is my automobile?" 'OTTOMOBEEL?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!'

[ElephantLove08]

eugh no more yanky my wanky... the donga need food! uhuhhuhhuhhuh...:D i love that part! i think it's funny how the grandma just kicks his baby makers... ehehe

[NikiNaya08]

"dong! where is my, automobile?"

"AUTOMOBIILE?? HAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!"

lmfao

[gerbravery07]

AUTOMOBILEEE!?

[love4jdepp]

everybody says that long duck dong is the funniest part of sixteen candles but i like farmer ted

[bigbobbydahmer]

That's NO way to treat a foreign exchange student.

[Pinkdramaprincess]

Dong is the life of the party! my 2 fav chars are Dong and the geek cause they are truely wht makes the movie better! as if it couldnt get better lol :)

-Hugs and kisses

Pinkdramaprincess

[chieeeeef]

AUTOMOBILE?!!!

[willfucker]

Please post the line with the younger brother talking about "sharing his room with a chinamen named after a duck's dork"

[WCD73]

No more yanky my wanky,the Donger need food,too funny!!! love that line.

[joshie676]

HAHHAHAHAHHA

[azfiremedic99]

The Donger!!!!!

[WCD73]

Gedde Wannabe was the chauffeur in 2005's Two For The Money with Al Pacino and Matthew McCaunaghey!!! he was also Michael Keaton's boss in the 1986 comedy Gung Ho and he was also on ER.

[fitguybri]

his last name is Watanabe, not wannabe.

[DudeiFailedsexEd]

Long Duk Dong is the best part of this movie. lol

[onehundreddollars]

This character ended up making life a living hell for every Asian guy in high school when this movie was released.

[nrlsky]

Yeah, we've all heard that a billion times. Especially those of us who have taken an Asian American Pop. culture class.

[Greasers4ever]

Yeah, so every asian guy that went to high school was called "long duk dong"

[funvideofun]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!

[VengefulRonin]

This movie was actually on ABC Family just a couple weeks ago, Long Duc Dong and Molly Ringwald were the best parts.

[pebblesred66]

Best part of the whole movie! LMAO!

[jaden78978]

the movi is called 16 candles

[MyturBinisdrty]

DOOOOOOOOOOONG

[Alyluvshorses]

Long Duck DOng is my FAVORITE!!!! He is soooo funny! ♥

[karen445]

LOL i love long duck dong! <3

[battletoads22]

I saw this movie for the first time a few days ago on TV and they censored "wanky". I was pissed. But I know about "yanky my wanky" from VH1.

[Greasers4ever]

Instead of wanky, what did he say? In the TV version

[battletoads22]

He didn't. They completely skipped it.

[Greasers4ever]

oh, i can't believe that. why did they have to censor wanky? What's so bad about it?

[battletoads22]

VH1... who knows. They like dishing the crap out, but they're not keen on offending people in movies they didn't make.

[Greasers4ever]

I think they censored it, because it means a guy's dork.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Au-to-mo-biiiile?"

[Bigjohnnywad]

There's you Chinaman..!!!

[ssf49erfan]

o Sexy girlfriend!!!!!!

[sk8rgurl96]

hehehaha

[josefscarlette]

lmao!!

[mariosage]

Not funny. Not funny at all. My sisters friend was killed there.

[ZX2ManDave]

Boo Hoo.

Who cares.

I dont.

Its a tough world, people are killed everyday.

[mickykeyes]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[PappaWheelie]

I also knew someone who knew someone that was killed near a tree. I cry every time I see trees to this day ;_;

[Bigbadwolf44]

Wayyyy out of line.

[B3Ger]

Well. Hate to break it to you but he's JAPANESE, not Korean. Wanatanabe is a Japanese name. Lee, Kim, Kwon, Choi ect are Korean last names-not that race had a factor in the shooting. He was just messed up mentally like the guy from Texas, or the Colombine shooters. So...get off Youtube, go back to school and shut up dumbass. You're not cool or funny.

[ZX2ManDave]

Hate to tell you but i dont give a rats ass if hes from mars or what last name means from where.

If big bad words posted by people on the internet hurt you so bad maybe you should just log off for good.

[meandme96]

she kicked the donger in his dong! poor donger! I love this movie!

No more yanky my wanky...the donger needs food!

[PascalGrrl25]

This rocks!

[powkang]

"automobeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll?"

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Vrooom! Screech! Pshh! Lake. Big lake."

[Radnole24]

Oh you big teaser I bet all the boys chase you

[deyoungparker]

What was he wearing? Let's see...he was wearing a green argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes. No, he's not retarded.

[Radnole24]

great scene. someone needs to post the scene in the gym dance with long duck dong