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  • I don't remember this episode.

    Was this battle royale a dream sequence or something? 'Cause it doesn't look like they're getting out of that one.

  • Funny how the ship flipped over like a dead spider.

  • Damn their shit got FUCKED UP. I don't think any ship in Trek history has taken as vivid a beating as Enterprise did in this ep.

  • Could anyone tell me the name of the song in the beginning?

  • Deep Space 9 >>>>>>>>>>>>> All other Trek.

  • Doesn't look like they'll survive. Can't beat Galaxy class, galaxy is good chocolate too :-)

  • @invisiblejaguar1 mmm chocolate

  • Enterprise sucked because the captain and the crew sucked. Archer was crap, Tpol was hot but c'mon who finds vulcans entertaining (Spock aside). Trip was trying to emulate Riker but failed horribly and seemed like something out of a GOP convention. The black dude was nothing close to La Forge and defn token. Only Malcolm was cool cuz of the whole proto section 31 secrets link. I'll say this much though, Archer was better than Janeway, she was the crappiest captain ever. But her crew was cool.

  • @shiz777 JANEWAY WAS FREAKING EPIC!

  • @shiz777 Dr. Sam Beckett was NOT sucky :P

  • That's what happens when you leave a female in charge.

  • I'm still annoyed about what happened to Trip at the series end

  • Malcome is the best Tactical Bridge officer ever. He was the reason the ship survived.

  • I have to say, the music is terrible! There's not enough fullness to it.  It sounds to synthesized.

  • ... only if you're a real trekkie nerd. It's not a patch on DS9, the music is dull as f*ck and even the lamest scene from Star Wars of Galactica trumps this one...

  • this is why I like Enterprise, the ship shows damage when it is damaged, Star Fleet is not top of the hill, all powerful and always wining. also if Picards ship took that kind of damage he would run away.

  • It's the 24th century...and yet all their technology seems to explode and fall everywhere under duress. Surely they would have created non-exploding control panels and other equipment. Or eliminate artificial gravity so stuff doesn't fall and kill everyone.

  • @darthjohn0 It's the 22nd century actually..

  • I remember when I saw the next episode, I was screaming at the TV "What about the coolant leaks??! Your warp core's gonna breah, do something!!!"

  • Looks like they're going to have a "Year of Hell"!

  • @brosfeld352 More of a rest of the season of Hell.

  • they need asgard weapons

  • @bogonogy if they had Asgard weapons and shields there wouldn't be a fight, none of them would survive 

  • Sounds like Voyager's theme when they were fighting species 8472

  • Ford must have made that ship....

    Built strong, to last long....

  • Activate the photonic cannon! Oh I mean please turn the light on.

  • activate the photonic cannon!

  • It must be solar powered.

  • Weapon tech got better as the years advanced, but defense tech did not. That's why Archer and Kirk could fight all day long, but Picard/Sisko/Janeway's ships were always crippled with a single shot. "Sir, direct hit! The shields are down, the engines are offline, the toilets won't flush, and the dog got out of the back yard!"

  • @omgwtfhs What about voyagers overshield? And hull strength did get more advanced BUT weps got much more stronger 2:1

  • Now why weren't any ships in the dominion wars this durable?

  • In at least this regard, enterprise was much the same as other iterations of star trek, that the ship the main characters on seem to be capable of enduring fucking everything without exploding. However, every single other ship can be blown up by a stiff breeze. You see in many battles, the main ships enduring dozens and dozens of direct hits while ships all around them explode from 1 or 2 photon torpedos or a couple of phaser hits. There seems to be no consistency to it at all, lol.

  • If only T'Pol could have threatened to use the corbomite device on the Xindi! Even if it doesn't really exist, she could've tried to fool the Xindi anyway.

  • @timelike01 thing is Vulcans dont lie XD

  • wow that background music is shitty. like something off a gameboy

  • @nubcaekification its called "I don't give F*cking mokeys cus I know STar trek fans will pay anything to buy this series" its the attitude of paramount on star trek. Thats why it did so badly.

  • with all that tech, they still use fire extingushers?

  • @robdb78 Or why are the suits on fire in the first place :P

    It even happens in Insurection......

  • @robdb78 Dude what else would they use?

  • Too bad the Enterprise didn't have a wave motion gun.

  • peri2502-and that's when you just take the main deflector dish off line and turn it into a weapon, which also has no effect except to cause massive damage to the main deflector dish itself, leaving the ship defenseless and unable to travel at warp. So basically Federation starships are the ultimate technology for expelling tremendous forces and colossal levels of energy and accomplishing nothing-except the ships own destruction.

  • @pden94 True, true. And yet in all the other series when they did have shields, Federation ships seem to suffer just as much hull damage as when they had no shields at all. Clearly ablative armor is the way to go as Voyager demonstrated.

  • @darrenholcomb42 hell yeah that ending was awesome

  • How could you spoil it if you are showing the actual show?

  • Yes I was speechless; to think a woman commanding a starship!

  • never liked Tupal

  • @416mcp dude, seriously?? T'POL

  • wow i would hate to be an engineer in the future.

  • Why the stupid music? It ruined an otherwise epic battle sequence!

  • I like the guy doing the Richard Pryor imitation at 2:20

  • Is it me or is the Enterprise era more advanced in dfense? In DS9 all you saw were Federation ships exploding on two shots to the hull and shields.

  • @ussreliant1 From what my parents and fans told me the DS9 ships were built for warfare and therefore suck at defense. From what I was told :p

  • @archvampire77 Are you crazy? DS9 ships are tough as nail some have ablative armour plus shields. A single valiant could rape the entire starfleet of Archer's era. It's just Archer's era weapons are very weak while DS9 weapons are extremely powerful.

  • @TemplarX2 regardless of the correctness of your statement as far as ablative armor and shields, your logic is so damn skewed I'm choking on my recently eaten lunch. Well no dip a DS9 ship could own Archer's era of ships, let alone Kirk's and a good chance that most of the ships around Picard's time wouldn't fare too much better. So explain why in the finale of DS9 these amazing ships are being owned. Once you can do that, yeah, I'm crazy. But it'll just be "Well, derp, firepower is so much more

  • @TemplarX2 Don't worry about it all the weapons systems are nothing against the power of the death star.

  • Its all plot points.

    The ships really can take a beating, but it'd be too expensive to animate 30 minutes worth of combat per episode. :/

  • Now that I think about it, Federation ships are practically death traps. Their shields go down instantly, consoles explode all over the ship even in a minor hit to the main hull. The warp core and nacelles always cause the ship to lose anti-matter containment, and the ejection systems go offline immediately.

  • @AstroSpartian that was the case in ds9 voyager, tng but i must admit they improved it in the past hahahahha

  • Dam xindi I would like them see them go against the Enterprise-E they would be the ones suffering form coolant leaks to bad the federation or united earth is not in the habit of conquering other worlds because someone's got to teach the xindi a lesson

  • @sth128 Janeway would like a word with you.

  • @EternalXSamurai Janeway got so lost she ended up in the Delta quadrant! She can have a word with me when she learns how to read the friggin' map.

  • @sth128 If you actually knew what you were talking about you'd know Voyager was thrown across the galaxy by 'The caretaker'.

  • @EternalXSamurai If you actually knew what you were talking about you'd know Voyager was pulled across the galaxy by a horny ancient alien.

  • @sth128 Just stop trolling before you get even further behind, Horny alien is hardly how i would describe it, threat of extinction would be the appropriate term.

  • @EternalXSamurai Did you just ask someone to stop trolling on the internet? What's next, you gonna ask Janeway to stop messing with the Space Time continuum? Ask Q to stop being a pompous ass? Ask Berman & Braga to make Enterprise watchable?

  • This video is dedicated to all the extras. Poor red shirts.

  • Coolant leaks all over the place and no warp core breach in progress???

  • @FekLeyrTarg

    looks like balls of steel

  • @FekLeyrTarg trip shuted down the warp core

  • @FekLeyrTarg Their warp core wasn't designed by a woman unlike the Enterprise D. So obviously the men who designed the NX-01's warp core designed to durability to it.

  • @FekLeyrTarg My guess is the old engines weren't as powerful and had a bit more tolerance room to work with.

  • @FekLeyrTarg They don't build 'em like they used to. (TNG and on being the 'current' models)

  • Horrible music

  • @horaciosi Oh I was just thinking exactly the same thing...terrible, ruined the whole atmosphere of the scene.

  • How the frak can COOLANT catch fire????? COME ON, BRAGA!

  • @AllTerroristsMustDie - Depends what it is... Some coolants are flammable, and by their very nature, they're obviously gonna be extremely hot, so they probably would ignite as soon as they hit the air...

  • *Oldschool Trekkie voice* "This would've never happened under Kirk."

  • actually it could've been United Planets Ship. it seemed to be carting around admirals and packets, so call it the "UPS Enterprise"!

  • @safarani - "Enterprise (which is NOT Star Trek)" Ah, I see you're one of those people who doesn't know the difference between their opinion & a fact...

  • @CtrlOptDel While Rick Berman MAY have said they wanted to differentiate themselves and try something different publicly, we all know it's because the entire production staff was ashamed of this piece of shit. Leave space sex and unbelievable alien war threads for shit like BS.

  • @CtrlOptDel no actually im pretty sure Enterprise is not st. I do know what it is though; HORRID.

  • @xTHExQx - I *IS* Star Trek, your - or anyone else's opinion - upon that is irrelevant...

  • Gotta agree this is an awsome Enterprise clip.

  • This was by far the worst beating any Federation starship has ever gotten! This was even worse than what Voyager got from the Krenim in the episodes Year Of Hell: parts 1 & 2. I agree with another post on here, that I was sick after seeing this one and wondered how the heck do they survive this???!!!

  • @voyager202000 this wan an epic cliff hanger. and the episode that made me want to see the rest of enterprise.

  • Starfleet Academy, apparently, doesn't teach stop-drop-and-roll.

  • I read the description "I can't believe the ship survived" (presuming that's what you MEANT to type) and then I saw Janeway. Yep, Janeway's a powerhouse. It's amazing any ship can survive her own unique brand of captaining. This is just another walk in the park for the Janester. As for T'Pol, she's just not very good at what she does. That ship looks like a Vietnamese villager after meeting an American platoon.

  • Mr Tuvoc... Arm the fotonic Cannon !! :-P Ohh shit wrong series.. but hey cannon would have helped em ;) hehe

  • OMG they got hammered every time I see this episode I get sick they needed sheilds asap and they needed multiple phaser array's not two cannon in the front and two in the back. and they dam sure needed more then one ship on this type of mission how about 20. the ship was holding together with string and chewing gum.

  • holy shit! one of the worst beatings the Enterprise has ever taken!

  • ok did anyone from the haters even watched the show ??When i sow the first episode i thought it was stupit .there were no star trek uniforms the tehn was too old they didnt even had photons.The most great thing abouth this show is that we can see how would the crew do with out technology and this were the firs flights and explorations of the human race.Also the story was great except the ending..but is is understandable becouse thay had to ended some how and they were in a hurry !!

  • @mrsirks Enterprise was a symptom of the lazy writing that originally started creeping in during the last season of TNG, progressed through Voyager, and really sank Enterprise before it even began. The Brannon Braga-led writers are what ruined it all, in the end. "Got a problem? Invent a particle! Need a story? Time travel! This episode contradict a TNG episode? Forget continuity!" That's what ended ultimately ST on TV.

  • @mrsirks That's a really stupid attitude to take. Don't like ENT? Fine. But it hardly ruins the whole franchise.

  • what staffel and episode ? pls

  • @SwissCow85 Season 3 "Azati Prime" 

  • And still no seatbelts.

  • the xindi were holding back, a photon to the bridge would have done nicely...

  • It should have blown up by the end.... very unrealistic...

  • The most OMG I got was the part where they ACTUALLY SHOWED PEOPLE GETTING SUCKED OUT INTO SPACE! What the hell?! This is STAR TREK! Not fucking Aliens!

  • Enterprise is the most underrated series out of all of them. Anyone I talk to who doesnt like it has only seen a handfull of episodes out of order. You need to watch them all in order its basically one long continuing story.

  • @number1sun I agree with you 100%. The show was it's best in the fourth season. The only exception was the series finale.....I thought it was really bad!

  • @number1sun Then you don't talk to enough people. I've seen the whole thing, beginning to end on airing. It was by far the worst series, and fucked up the entire Star Trek timeline!!

  • @mrsirks Uhm...

  • I've only seen few of the enterprise episodes, what happened to Archer? why was the vulcan the captain?

  • @Hadam10Rose He was captured.

  • @Wyrmshadow ah, thanks :)

  • Crap show. Only worth watching to jack it to the slutty Vulcan and her asian fucktoy.

  • I remember this scene. Speechless would be understatement. It's a wonder Enterprise survived, considering the battering she took.

  • I cud never get in2 Enterprise as much as the other series, for me it was the ship itself. Inside it looked like it was before Kirk's Enterprise. But the overall design of the ship always looked more like it was made after Kirk's Enterprise lol.

  • spot of paint and they will be fine.

  • Any other ship would have exploded by now, but no not Enterprise!

  • Damn. Enterprise just got raped in that scene.

  • I really really need this soundtrack name!!

  • Federation ships also come with state of the art shields that collapse completely after 2 hits. Another safety feature is the warp core that always goes critical and explodes instead of shutting down and ejection systems that always fail at the very moment they need to work. All to ensure no enemy can get their hands on this advanced human technology.

  • @darrenholcomb42 Cores cant shut down. Just like Nuclear Reactors. In the older ships like the enterprise NX-A-B-C, you had independent phaser batteries. In newer ships D & E phaser power is routed from batteries threw the warp core giving it more range and yield. Thus shutting down will cost you weapons systems and an escape. You can partially shut it down but cold restarts of the warp core take 24+ hours on the most advanced ships. (Warp 2 capable in under 6 hrs) requires another full restart.

  • why every ship name starting with USS. Its a planet federation, not a United States...

  • @predrag979 ST (TOS) had as "united starship", but you're right, FSS would've been better. probably something to do with TOS coinciding with the carrier USS Enterprise's launch.

  • @raverdeath100 Yeah but then it'd be the For Fucks Sake Enterprise, and whilst many a fan cried that out a few times, wouldn't quite work.

  • @PetrosofSparta FSS not FFS, anyhoo, by that logic USS could be "Utterly Shit Ship" ; )

  • @predrag979 It stands for United StarShip

  • @darrenholcomb42 The old Oberth class doesn't even make it out of space dock before she goes up.

  • @darrenholcomb42 Federation ships did not have shields at this time period. But I do agree with your comment.

  • @darrenholcomb42 they have no shields thay only have hall plating

  • @Entertaniocity hull plating. lol

  • @darrenholcomb42 You forget to mention engineers that can pull off 10 hour repairs in 2 minutes, and tactical officers who can invent revolutionary tactics 20 seconds before their ship would be destroyes. Oh and not to forget captains who will only fire their weapons in anger when they are not going to have any effect on the target.

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  • How the FUCK did they survive this??

  • @OhManTFE They stopped being attacked. Duh.

  • Never let the Vulcan drive!

  • @staticneuron What makes you think the Borg didn't know about humanity before "Q Who"? They already assimilated the Hanson family in the 2350s (as revealed in "Dark Frontier"), and the Enterprise-B rescued El-Aurian survivors from their world's assimilation in the 2290s ("Generations"). Information on the cybernetic aliens from "Regeneration" (they didn't identify themselves to the NX-01 crew) may have been classified, so Picard wouldn't have known about them.

  • @Mitchz95

    El-Aurians are not humans. My point is not the humans ability to classify the borg but their philosophy. The sheer fact the borgs sent the subspace message in 'Regeneration' is a sign of interest and that humans were worth to assimilate. AFA I can tell and there is no basis in believing that cochrane would not have done it on his own. The borg bombarding the surface and damaging the p. can be seen as an interruption instead of a catalyst.

  • @staticneuron What I meant in mentioning the El-Aurians was that humanity was aware of the Borg before Q Who. For the rest of it, I already made my case. The Borg in Regeneration sent the subspace message, 200 years later the Collective in the Delta Quadrant got the message. Then Q sent the Enterprise-D to meet them so that the Feds would have time to mount a defense against the imminent invasion. The Borg already knew about the Feds; Q just made sure the Feds knew about the Borg.

  • Didn't you know?..... The frame of that ship is built with bones from the 300 year old skeleton of Chuck Norris.

  • lol it's not like they had force fields back then

  • they should have kept this seiries going it was my favorit. it was funny full action and not up tight like the rest except ds9

  • time to abandon ship

  • If the captains were more like klingons then startrek would still be a succes. Instead you get hopeless boring stuff about da vinci or shakespeare and the prime directive.

  • @prankster1590 TNG did well with a diplomatic captain. Voyager lasted several seasons and so did Deep Space 9.

    Enterprise was the first Star Trek series since the 80s that did not last at least 5 seasons.

  • @SweetZombiJesus Actually it was the first Star Trek show since the animated series (which was back in the 70's) that didn't last 7 seasons. TNG, DS9, and Voyager all had 7 seasons.

  • @Phantom121904 That is pretty much exactly what I said, except for that the streak goes back to the animated series, not ToS.

  • @SweetZombiJesus it may have not lasted 5 seasons but it was two episodes away from 100 Episodes.

  • @mattboesch8907 Yeah, it kept limping on.

  • I missed that episode.

  • I think you mean "speechless", right?

  • This is from the episode " Damage" toward the end of season three. The ship survives because Captain Archer who is in Xindi custody at the time convinces three of the five races that make up the Xindi to halt the attack.

  • @rstryker27 Aptly named, it would seem.

  • @ctchampagne I was wrong. This is the end of the episode " Azati Prime". Damage is the next one when the battle ends. I was confused because they run sort of as a " To be continued."

  • Enterprise NX-01 = Original Gameboy

    The original gameboy might have been far less advanced than todays hand held electronics but you could run over it with a truck and it would still function.

  • @xNikolai :: then my fist packs more of a punch than a truck because I ran it through the gameboy screen and it buckled like a starfleet vessel under attack from the Borg.

  • To bad the Avenger could not take a beating and survive like enterprise did here. To cut you off yeah the defiant was 100 yrs more advance but the E is being gang raped in this scene.

  • Not sure if it's just this episode or the entire show, but the dramatic music here is soooooo much worse than anything from TOS, TNG, DS9 or VOY.

  • OMG OMG i can't believe how much of a douche you are OMG OMG

  • perhaps this is a tribute to old style Soviet/Russian engineering after the formation of World Government?

  • idk how enterprise survived most of there battles on this show they don"t even have shields.

  • Lolz when you think about it the enterprise is smaller than the round fired from an Imperial Crueser from the 41st millennium. Proving that as time progresses ships get bigger. Ent to TNG (100s of yrs) ship tipples in size. TNG to battle fleet gothic (25,000 yrs) ship becomes bigger than space stations in TNG.

  • God I hated Enterprise.

  • "Get him to sick bay!"

    "Oh, OK, I was just going to throw him out a window, but your idea is much better!"

  • Coolant leaks all over the place and no Warp Core breach in progress?

  • This ship taking a pounding and surviving is the same crap like voyager always being out gunned and out numbered but always coming out looking better than ever. Mean while the defiant took the full brunt of the borg cube and was set a drift staying alive long enough for the big E to pick up old Worf. Not to mention the beating all the real Enterprises took, Khan hacked the original and she limped back to space dock. And D had a warp core breech and crash landing.

  • @kage1979 Well, the ship retained it's damage and they had to steal parts from another ship to survive.

  • Normally I nitpick away at Starfleet ships for being so structurally unsound and exploding at the lightest touch. In this case though, considering large holes were being blasted through the middle of the ship, all the internal explosions were pretty much justified. Considering it is a Starfleet ship, I think it gets props for not randomly exploding with all that damage.

  • so they were installing explosives and steam pipes in the consoles even back then .

    I thought it was a Enterprise D design flaw ....

  • @re7urd wasnt it called explodium?

  • @re7urd Earth ships have been using "Sparkers" and "Steamers" for years so the crews know bad things are happening. O'Brien was installing them and repairing them daily on the Enterprise D.

  • @re7urd - I think every Federation ship comes standard with napalm, dynamite, C4, gelignite, and nitroglycerin packed inside the hull and consoles.

  • @Sparrow9612 I think they're aimed shots. If a system fails the panel blows up the operator to keep them from being a waste of oxygen