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  • DOOD.

    This is completely amazing.

    You are amazing!

    Hahaha.

  • I'm confused... Oh well!

  • HaHa, yourr funnyy ;)

  • LOL

    I'm english and I find this hilarious.

    Get over it.

  • hes not gay =(

  • are you gay?

  • lmao"then the breating starts" its sounds so dirty

  • he looks like a gay

  • There is nothing wrong with us english, u may call are children pick pockets but all you americans are FAT kiddies hahaha Fatty!!!

  • English rawkk XD born and raised in englaaandd

  • if i knew u in real life i would hug u with my kung fu grip and never let u go XD i'd be like BACK OF BITCHES HE'S MINE!! :P

  • he's my brother! he's MINE ! MIIIIINE!!!!!!!

  • lol *backs away* don't hurt me!! XD

  • maybe i will.

  • O.o well don't be an ass about it jeez

  • stfu moron

  • wow that was late... ._. dumbass

  • ur ugly.

  • :D THANK YOU!!

  • Your HXC gay.

    Btw English children don't shoe shine nowadays, they just blackmail people to give them money.

  • What is that whistling sound in the background a minute into the vid? As if you're not creepy enough already.

  • gods mistake

  • Silly, it's really very blasphemous to say God made a mistake. He is perfect.

  • You know HardCoreBackdoor even though you wrote that in third person,you are perfect and i don't to be gay to say that about you.

  • dude your gay.

  • Ahahah! I just died <3

  • WTF? IM NOT A PICKPOCKET!!!!!!!

  • Watch wot cha sayz about dennisflanders0707. I luv da man! I juz dance nakid 4 him on da webcam an' he sends me mo' game cartridgez than a boy could want! Gangsta wannabe

  • The best eight minutes and fourty two seconds of my life.

    You going to be a fantastic comedian/actor one day.

  • I'm delighted that you liked it. I heart you. :)

  • Heh, likewise, and you must make more "ask me questions videos", and other videos in genaral.

    Keep doing your thing man.

  • Okay, I have a confession to make. I'm a sad old rice queen, sixty-five years old. And I spent half my life stationed in Asia, making it with smooth, silky yellow and brown-skinned boys for cash. But now I've retired, and I'm stuck in the States. It's hard to find an Asian boy prosty, and they're too expensive anyway. So I spend my life stalking Asian boys in YouTube, trying to find one who's open to a relationship with a man five times his senior. Pathetic, isn't it?

  • WHAT...THE...FUCK??

  • You're uber gay. Gay squared.

  • haha. funny.

  • you remind me of my friend georgie i think ive said that before

  • What The Fuck Is Wrong With This Kid?

    1) Like None Of That Was Funny

    2) He Actually Has The Shittest Fringe EVER

    3) NO MORE EYE MAKEUP FOR YOU. You Look Freakish In It.

    4) Get Your Lips Reduced Or Something. I Don't See How Anyone Can Take You Seriously When You Talk Through Those Swollen Flaps Surrounding Your Mouth

    5) Don't Be Such A Fag.

  • omg stfu hater

  • YOU R SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GAY!!!!!!! I'm sorry but you really are ar you like a girl or guy? I cant tell

    sorry

  • IN THE NAME OF GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STRAIGHT!!! SERIOUSLY STOP ACTING SO STRAIGHT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?! YOU'RE A VAGINA MINER!

    I think I've made my point.

  • HAHAHA that was awsome!!

  • ummm excuse me?

  • JUST GO FUCK A PUSSY ALREADY!!! YOU'D PROBABLY WADE THROUGH A RIVER OF SNOT IF YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS A FRIENDLY PUSSY ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!

    Get it now?

  • My Uncle Lives In california!!!!!  But seriously are you gay or something. your really weird! but good at singing.

  • ohmygod!

    how did you say all of this without laughing.

    you're awesome.

    [but you already knew that]

    be my new best friend?

    hah

    <3

  • "Want some more..shoe shine!?" lol loved it nicee

  • wt u said was really true?????!!??

  • "I weren't takin' the piss, sir! But maybe you and the Artful Dodger can steal me a nice gold pocketwatch. Either that or its back to the chimneys with you!"

    LMAO HAHAHAHHA THATS LIKE SO FUNNY.

  • Hahahahahahahah!

    You crack me up..."Shoe Shine!!"

  • wat age is this kid living i. did he go to england or england 1800s wtf.. taking piss int he. am british

  • I weren't takin' the piss, sir! But maybe you and the Artful Dodger can steal me a nice gold pocketwatch. Either that or its back to the chimneys with you!

  • hahahah yazi thats funny

  • riiiight ermm i dont work in a chimney and i think with people from the US they think of england as a pre historicial time in the mid 1800;s well it aint lyke that and if you think it was then u wasted a flight ticket

  • holy crap this kids gay. btw you got dsl lips.

  • yh im from the UK neither am i u just attract a noob breed

  • Please sir, I want some more.

  • im english! and im not a pickpocket!

  • GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!

  • Oh, Kathy Bates is one hot piece...you know it with your heart to be true...A man can dream...a man can dream...

  • Pick Pockets? Oliver Twist? Shoe Shine Sir?? You need to go to Britain and youll see no1's like that

  • yh british sitcoms are the best. little britain, Only Fools and Horses and faulty towers

  • ur forgetting red dwarf dude. im enlgish btw yeh ofah top one

  • hey not to be rube but i from the uk . i dont like the u are taking the piss out of us . u can stay in LA dont ever come back ok . coz its fking guys like u that make me mad. and what is u trying to get your friend to sleep with his friend whos not in to guys. hey man u need help thats sick. peace out

  • Haha, maybe I will stay in L.A. if all the people in the UK lack a sense of humor like you. Haha, but then again the british sitcoms are pretty funny, so I still have some hope. Oh and about the "friend sleeping with a friend who's not into guys" joke: they got it and found it funny. Thanks.

  • lol i are noob!

  • guys-what's wrong with being gay? still th graphic anal licking description we could have done without. this cracks me up...

  • that was funny with the please sir more shue shine and the ass licking and MOSTLY the gutting

  • OMFGZOMG, you're that species of human that has a penis! I gotta thank you, now I've pretty much seen it all.

  • OhMyFkinGsh! its a guyyyyyy! errrr TRANNY! lmao!

  • Wow, you are hilarious. I can't even comprehend how funny this is.

  • you"re such a gay

  • Are you foreign? It's more pleasant sounding to say either: "You're so gay" or "You're such a fag." Its really quite awkward to hear "a gay."

  • GAYYYYYYYYY BOYYYY

  • rather educational on the rim job.. i nearly died from laughing so hard. i loved it..

    by the way i must say you're fucking gorgeous

  • Hey, thanks, doll. I love your username: hpdmslashship. Absolutely amazing. :P

  • Nice English accent btw- as an English person, I am VERY impressed!!!

  • Teehee, thanks. I was trying to copy Oliver Twist. But I really want to learn to talk like people from the Hull/Durham/Yorkshire area...that whole northern English accent is to die for. "I'm cuhmen en ahntai, is tha' stchoopid blee'in 'andle on the doeh, enni'?" - Educating Rita. Haha, love it.

  • Ha! You should meet my flat mate- you'd love him!- VERY Yorkshire!

  • Yorkshire? Hott! I haven't yet met anyone from the north of England here in the States. Most of the English people I've met are from London. Tell me, are Cockney still like in "Only Fools and Horses"? :P. Ooooo, and are there still public bogs in the north like in Billy Elliot? Hehe. I plan to go to England next semester. My university has this great abraod program.

  • Ahhh, well see, I'm from the midlands area- Shropshire- where all the farmers live, so I'm not an expert on north and south! But depending on whereabouts in London u go, u do get the occasional Del-boy soundalike!

  • <3 xD

  • srry guy but are you gay.. i dont have anything agenst that just i was wondering ... lol

  • His username is HardcoreBackdoor, and you have to ask?

  • I love you so much.

  • Mwah. ^.^ I love you too.

  • We're not ALL pick-pockets, we only do it to American tourists who like nothing more than to perve over our A-List celebs and disembowel our small children. Plus Americans have more money than we do. And they get the tops of their penises chopped off. What other reason would we need?

  • your just angry that your people havent invented/discovered dental care yet

  • Yeah, you're right, it was the French who came up with that idea so naturally everyone in Britain automatically assumes it must be a bad thing.

  • nosferatu777 - You sound like a typical limed-head fart from the United Queendom. How come so many of you limeys are such negative bitches? Is it because you lost your empire of people of color to be your humble servants and slaves who you could exploit ?

  • And you my friend unfortunately sound like the typical stereotype "Yank" we hold in this country, i.e. absolutely no sense of irony, devoid of sense of humour and complete hypocrite. You dare lecture ME about "people of colour", lol? God bless America!

  • Someone spilled these beans all over my egg. Response: Its English. ;)

  • Sorry man, Dave has a long term girlfriend and Ed is set on marrying Natalie Portman, but if that doesnt work out at least we have options.

    THANKS!

    you can be our gay friend.

    -us

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