Watch wot cha sayz about dennisflanders0707. I luv da man! I juz dance nakid 4 him on da webcam an' he sends me mo' game cartridgez than a boy could want! Gangsta wannabe
Okay, I have a confession to make. I'm a sad old rice queen, sixty-five years old. And I spent half my life stationed in Asia, making it with smooth, silky yellow and brown-skinned boys for cash. But now I've retired, and I'm stuck in the States. It's hard to find an Asian boy prosty, and they're too expensive anyway. So I spend my life stalking Asian boys in YouTube, trying to find one who's open to a relationship with a man five times his senior. Pathetic, isn't it?
"I weren't takin' the piss, sir! But maybe you and the Artful Dodger can steal me a nice gold pocketwatch. Either that or its back to the chimneys with you!"
I weren't takin' the piss, sir! But maybe you and the Artful Dodger can steal me a nice gold pocketwatch. Either that or its back to the chimneys with you!
riiiight ermm i dont work in a chimney and i think with people from the US they think of england as a pre historicial time in the mid 1800;s well it aint lyke that and if you think it was then u wasted a flight ticket
hey not to be rube but i from the uk . i dont like the u are taking the piss out of us . u can stay in LA dont ever come back ok . coz its fking guys like u that make me mad. and what is u trying to get your friend to sleep with his friend whos not in to guys. hey man u need help thats sick. peace out
Haha, maybe I will stay in L.A. if all the people in the UK lack a sense of humor like you. Haha, but then again the british sitcoms are pretty funny, so I still have some hope. Oh and about the "friend sleeping with a friend who's not into guys" joke: they got it and found it funny. Thanks.
Teehee, thanks. I was trying to copy Oliver Twist. But I really want to learn to talk like people from the Hull/Durham/Yorkshire area...that whole northern English accent is to die for. "I'm cuhmen en ahntai, is tha' stchoopid blee'in 'andle on the doeh, enni'?" - Educating Rita. Haha, love it.
Yorkshire? Hott! I haven't yet met anyone from the north of England here in the States. Most of the English people I've met are from London. Tell me, are Cockney still like in "Only Fools and Horses"? :P. Ooooo, and are there still public bogs in the north like in Billy Elliot? Hehe. I plan to go to England next semester. My university has this great abraod program.
Ahhh, well see, I'm from the midlands area- Shropshire- where all the farmers live, so I'm not an expert on north and south! But depending on whereabouts in London u go, u do get the occasional Del-boy soundalike!
We're not ALL pick-pockets, we only do it to American tourists who like nothing more than to perve over our A-List celebs and disembowel our small children. Plus Americans have more money than we do. And they get the tops of their penises chopped off. What other reason would we need?
nosferatu777 - You sound like a typical limed-head fart from the United Queendom. How come so many of you limeys are such negative bitches? Is it because you lost your empire of people of color to be your humble servants and slaves who you could exploit ?
And you my friend unfortunately sound like the typical stereotype "Yank" we hold in this country, i.e. absolutely no sense of irony, devoid of sense of humour and complete hypocrite. You dare lecture ME about "people of colour", lol? God bless America!
DOOD.
This is completely amazing.
You are amazing!
Hahaha.
orangepoprocker 1 year ago
I'm confused... Oh well!
boyerjustin 2 years ago
HaHa, yourr funnyy ;)
Chiickaroo 3 years ago
LOL
I'm english and I find this hilarious.
Get over it.
Racherll 3 years ago
hes not gay =(
incomplete756 3 years ago
are you gay?
xoxMimzyxox 4 years ago
lmao"then the breating starts" its sounds so dirty
teddyv7 4 years ago 3
he looks like a gay
suspect899 4 years ago
There is nothing wrong with us english, u may call are children pick pockets but all you americans are FAT kiddies hahaha Fatty!!!
samgore1988 4 years ago
English rawkk XD born and raised in englaaandd
theestargalzz 4 years ago
if i knew u in real life i would hug u with my kung fu grip and never let u go XD i'd be like BACK OF BITCHES HE'S MINE!! :P
SeekingOutTomorrow 4 years ago
he's my brother! he's MINE ! MIIIIINE!!!!!!!
wickedlycool101 3 years ago
lol *backs away* don't hurt me!! XD
SeekingOutTomorrow 3 years ago
maybe i will.
wickedlycool101 3 years ago
O.o well don't be an ass about it jeez
SeekingOutTomorrow 3 years ago
stfu moron
wickedlycool101 3 years ago
wow that was late... ._. dumbass
SeekingOutTomorrow 3 years ago
ur ugly.
wickedlycool101 3 years ago
:D THANK YOU!!
SeekingOutTomorrow 3 years ago
Your HXC gay.
Btw English children don't shoe shine nowadays, they just blackmail people to give them money.
PhwoarRachBob 4 years ago
What is that whistling sound in the background a minute into the vid? As if you're not creepy enough already.
Simpleton021 4 years ago
gods mistake
TineeB 4 years ago
Silly, it's really very blasphemous to say God made a mistake. He is perfect.
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
You know HardCoreBackdoor even though you wrote that in third person,you are perfect and i don't to be gay to say that about you.
niceperson31295 4 years ago 2
dude your gay.
ccirishplaya 4 years ago
Ahahah! I just died <3
BlackAbyss 4 years ago
WTF? IM NOT A PICKPOCKET!!!!!!!
tinytillie 4 years ago
Watch wot cha sayz about dennisflanders0707. I luv da man! I juz dance nakid 4 him on da webcam an' he sends me mo' game cartridgez than a boy could want! Gangsta wannabe
KEDoubleNizzIe 4 years ago
The best eight minutes and fourty two seconds of my life.
You going to be a fantastic comedian/actor one day.
samanthaatthedisco 4 years ago
I'm delighted that you liked it. I heart you. :)
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
Heh, likewise, and you must make more "ask me questions videos", and other videos in genaral.
Keep doing your thing man.
samanthaatthedisco 4 years ago
Okay, I have a confession to make. I'm a sad old rice queen, sixty-five years old. And I spent half my life stationed in Asia, making it with smooth, silky yellow and brown-skinned boys for cash. But now I've retired, and I'm stuck in the States. It's hard to find an Asian boy prosty, and they're too expensive anyway. So I spend my life stalking Asian boys in YouTube, trying to find one who's open to a relationship with a man five times his senior. Pathetic, isn't it?
dennisfianders0707 4 years ago
WHAT...THE...FUCK??
Skypen123 4 years ago
You're uber gay. Gay squared.
Goods81 4 years ago
haha. funny.
Moomooyourmom 4 years ago
you remind me of my friend georgie i think ive said that before
anthonysgirl123 4 years ago
What The Fuck Is Wrong With This Kid?
1) Like None Of That Was Funny
2) He Actually Has The Shittest Fringe EVER
3) NO MORE EYE MAKEUP FOR YOU. You Look Freakish In It.
4) Get Your Lips Reduced Or Something. I Don't See How Anyone Can Take You Seriously When You Talk Through Those Swollen Flaps Surrounding Your Mouth
5) Don't Be Such A Fag.
jujujujujb 4 years ago
omg stfu hater
infinatedulwichbox 4 years ago
YOU R SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GAY!!!!!!! I'm sorry but you really are ar you like a girl or guy? I cant tell
sorry
blubonnet117 4 years ago
IN THE NAME OF GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STRAIGHT!!! SERIOUSLY STOP ACTING SO STRAIGHT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?! YOU'RE A VAGINA MINER!
I think I've made my point.
LukeWehner 4 years ago
HAHAHA that was awsome!!
Foundlost63 4 years ago
ummm excuse me?
blubonnet117 4 years ago
JUST GO FUCK A PUSSY ALREADY!!! YOU'D PROBABLY WADE THROUGH A RIVER OF SNOT IF YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS A FRIENDLY PUSSY ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!
Get it now?
LukeWehner 4 years ago
My Uncle Lives In california!!!!! But seriously are you gay or something. your really weird! but good at singing.
shybo 4 years ago
ohmygod!
how did you say all of this without laughing.
you're awesome.
[but you already knew that]
be my new best friend?
hah
<3
Timothie 4 years ago
"Want some more..shoe shine!?" lol loved it nicee
XDreamlessXSeepX 4 years ago
wt u said was really true?????!!??
someone0000011111 4 years ago
"I weren't takin' the piss, sir! But maybe you and the Artful Dodger can steal me a nice gold pocketwatch. Either that or its back to the chimneys with you!"
LMAO HAHAHAHHA THATS LIKE SO FUNNY.
omfgxphoebe 4 years ago
Hahahahahahahah!
You crack me up..."Shoe Shine!!"
samanthaatthedisco 4 years ago
wat age is this kid living i. did he go to england or england 1800s wtf.. taking piss int he. am british
trunksGav 4 years ago
I weren't takin' the piss, sir! But maybe you and the Artful Dodger can steal me a nice gold pocketwatch. Either that or its back to the chimneys with you!
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
hahahah yazi thats funny
goobleglob 4 years ago
riiiight ermm i dont work in a chimney and i think with people from the US they think of england as a pre historicial time in the mid 1800;s well it aint lyke that and if you think it was then u wasted a flight ticket
princekiwi05 4 years ago
holy crap this kids gay. btw you got dsl lips.
bebecece123 4 years ago
yh im from the UK neither am i u just attract a noob breed
princekiwi05 4 years ago
Please sir, I want some more.
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
im english! and im not a pickpocket!
tattybow 4 years ago
GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!
3Mike64 4 years ago
Oh, Kathy Bates is one hot piece...you know it with your heart to be true...A man can dream...a man can dream...
Phillipe30310 4 years ago
Pick Pockets? Oliver Twist? Shoe Shine Sir?? You need to go to Britain and youll see no1's like that
aidan1011 4 years ago
yh british sitcoms are the best. little britain, Only Fools and Horses and faulty towers
vanmos 4 years ago
ur forgetting red dwarf dude. im enlgish btw yeh ofah top one
trunksGav 4 years ago
hey not to be rube but i from the uk . i dont like the u are taking the piss out of us . u can stay in LA dont ever come back ok . coz its fking guys like u that make me mad. and what is u trying to get your friend to sleep with his friend whos not in to guys. hey man u need help thats sick. peace out
vanmos 4 years ago
Haha, maybe I will stay in L.A. if all the people in the UK lack a sense of humor like you. Haha, but then again the british sitcoms are pretty funny, so I still have some hope. Oh and about the "friend sleeping with a friend who's not into guys" joke: they got it and found it funny. Thanks.
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
lol i are noob!
xXtreamx 4 years ago
guys-what's wrong with being gay? still th graphic anal licking description we could have done without. this cracks me up...
KatCritique 4 years ago
that was funny with the please sir more shue shine and the ass licking and MOSTLY the gutting
ilovebeatboxin 4 years ago
OMFGZOMG, you're that species of human that has a penis! I gotta thank you, now I've pretty much seen it all.
bakahitsuji 4 years ago
OhMyFkinGsh! its a guyyyyyy! errrr TRANNY! lmao!
Amera786 4 years ago
Wow, you are hilarious. I can't even comprehend how funny this is.
labobo93 4 years ago
you"re such a gay
stafii 4 years ago
Are you foreign? It's more pleasant sounding to say either: "You're so gay" or "You're such a fag." Its really quite awkward to hear "a gay."
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
GAYYYYYYYYY BOYYYY
lostguy48 4 years ago
rather educational on the rim job.. i nearly died from laughing so hard. i loved it..
by the way i must say you're fucking gorgeous
hpdmslashlp 4 years ago
Hey, thanks, doll. I love your username: hpdmslashship. Absolutely amazing. :P
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
Nice English accent btw- as an English person, I am VERY impressed!!!
smumfortgirl 4 years ago
Teehee, thanks. I was trying to copy Oliver Twist. But I really want to learn to talk like people from the Hull/Durham/Yorkshire area...that whole northern English accent is to die for. "I'm cuhmen en ahntai, is tha' stchoopid blee'in 'andle on the doeh, enni'?" - Educating Rita. Haha, love it.
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
Ha! You should meet my flat mate- you'd love him!- VERY Yorkshire!
smumfortgirl 4 years ago
Yorkshire? Hott! I haven't yet met anyone from the north of England here in the States. Most of the English people I've met are from London. Tell me, are Cockney still like in "Only Fools and Horses"? :P. Ooooo, and are there still public bogs in the north like in Billy Elliot? Hehe. I plan to go to England next semester. My university has this great abraod program.
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
Ahhh, well see, I'm from the midlands area- Shropshire- where all the farmers live, so I'm not an expert on north and south! But depending on whereabouts in London u go, u do get the occasional Del-boy soundalike!
smumfortgirl 4 years ago
<3 xD
pockyplz 4 years ago
srry guy but are you gay.. i dont have anything agenst that just i was wondering ... lol
aileenhowlett 4 years ago
His username is HardcoreBackdoor, and you have to ask?
ariennex13 4 years ago
I love you so much.
Jenyloo2 4 years ago
Mwah. ^.^ I love you too.
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
We're not ALL pick-pockets, we only do it to American tourists who like nothing more than to perve over our A-List celebs and disembowel our small children. Plus Americans have more money than we do. And they get the tops of their penises chopped off. What other reason would we need?
nosferatu777 4 years ago
your just angry that your people havent invented/discovered dental care yet
DAVEandEDareTHEbest 4 years ago
Yeah, you're right, it was the French who came up with that idea so naturally everyone in Britain automatically assumes it must be a bad thing.
nosferatu777 4 years ago
nosferatu777 - You sound like a typical limed-head fart from the United Queendom. How come so many of you limeys are such negative bitches? Is it because you lost your empire of people of color to be your humble servants and slaves who you could exploit ?
dennisflanders0707 4 years ago
And you my friend unfortunately sound like the typical stereotype "Yank" we hold in this country, i.e. absolutely no sense of irony, devoid of sense of humour and complete hypocrite. You dare lecture ME about "people of colour", lol? God bless America!
nosferatu777 4 years ago
Someone spilled these beans all over my egg. Response: Its English. ;)
HardcoreBackdoor 4 years ago
Sorry man, Dave has a long term girlfriend and Ed is set on marrying Natalie Portman, but if that doesnt work out at least we have options.
THANKS!
you can be our gay friend.
-us
DAVEandEDareTHEbest 4 years ago