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  • everybody is cockblocking everybody... wtf?

  • music sounds like the mst3k love theme

  • I think the person who made this was sexually frustrated.

  • 0:19-0:46 Its times like those I kind of wish brain bleach existed...

  • D was trembling as if he jizzed his pants lol

  • da  ve sexy

  • ne e hubav

  • Can anybody tell me whats up with the talking hand???

  • @erickamos666 He's basically a parasite in D.

  • 7:56 Dun, dun, dun, dun, another one bites the dust...

  • @sclf LMFAO!!! Nice one, bud!

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  • 00:55 Aw snap dawg!! Not AGAIN!! Premature ejaculation !!!!

  • A naked woman gives him the go ahead to plow her and he says 'no.' He sleeps on the couch and his talking hand trolls him on missing his shot. Nope no symbolism anywhere.

  • @J5MARLON so legit there lol

  • @MrDuder1no i guess something else was popping up besides his fangs..lol

  • Doris: "I love you"

    D: "I know"

    Me:"How the hell you know that?"

  • Who can explain the getting stabbed in the heart and not dying thing?

  • @grewntd the parasite on his hand makes sure he stays alive.

  • i swear, this whore, doris is annoying the hell outta mee! she keeps presenting herself like a library to D...she's open to the public lol

  • "What would you do without me? Don't answer that." Best line EVER

  • Best 30 seconds of his life!

  • "i love you"..."i know"..lmao classic ^^

  • wait..how the hell did she know he wanted to bite her? i didnt see her look up...

  • @AMIRAHHAVOC It was all that heavy breathing~ ;D

  • @AMIRAHHAVOC she wasn't talking about biting her, and as far as her not looking up I think that was because she felt "something" in him LOL

  • @AMIRAHHAVOC I guess she could feel his urge? :P lol

  • how can she love him??!!! SHE HASNT KNOWN HIM 4 LONG AND SHES ALREADY NAKED N FRONT OF HIM, TELLING HIM HE CAN BITE HER, AND TELLING HIM SHE LOVES HIM! wHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "What would you do without me?..Don't Answer That." hehe

  • I love how when she says I Love You, D just says I Know haha

  • wow...a blue eyed orgasm...gotta find me a woman that makes me do that

  • D's hot

  • i love when he pushes her away

  • why is d having an orgasm

  • this cartoon is making me horny

  • Oh no! D's saliva is SPARKLING!!!

  • damnit! grecco's not de...oh nevermind. go rei! XD

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  • ALUCARD. The son of the Vampire king, he also had a video game, Castlevania Symphony of the Night! hehehe Classic Flick!

  • Essentially, Count Lee did it for the LULZ

  • While it's not detailed here, the nature of the candle is in the books. The candle alters the biological perception of time to the opposite of the current time. In other words, if lit at night time, vampires would act as if they were in bright sunlight, horrible spasms of pain and all. However, vampires also use the item because it allows them to stay awake during the daytime, and go for days without sleep.

    And now you know.

  • D's hat never falls off during a fight lol I guess that's the sign of a true badass!

  • @JaCalsGal well yes if nothing else, lol

  • AHHH! @ 1:10 total star wars moment!...lol i'm such a nerd ^-^

  • Mmmm... dirt.

  • A damn candle would not have taken down ALUCARD. D is a wimp

  • @moanmyname17 D means DRACULA

  • Lefty officially counts as a parasite - but it has come to the aid of its host several times. By absorbing the elements, it can regenerate D's wounds or give him a temporary boost in strength. Lefty also likes to tease our troubled hero, but when push comes to shove (No pun intended) it really comes through for him.

  • He got too horny...

  • omg sparckles are coming out of his mouth!

  • I never could get the thing with Hand eating dirt can someone explain that to me?

  • @littlehun2007

    Yea like in Naruto there is a character named Diedara who has mouths in his hands it is probably based on similar proverbs. Something about a character with an insatiable desire. Kind of like a character with an eye on their forehead represents wisdom ( third eye) or insight.

  • @littlehun2007 D's hand has the ability to eat the 4 elements and do certain powers and abilities with them. The relationship between the two of them is friendly but they get annoyed with one another

  • Hand: What would you do without me? Don't answer that.

    So cliched but funny

  • asshole lee human woman are NOT fundamentally stupid you are

  • There is such a thing as being TOO noble.

  • Is uh... is D getting a hard-on?

  • @TH4Tk001

    i thought the same thing too, i bursted out laughing

  • @TH4Tk001 My same thought lol.

  • @TH4Tk001 Not exactly. You see, even though he is half human, D has inherited the Vampiric thirst for blood. He resists the thirst - and even though this allows him to retain his Humanity, the urges slowly grow stronger over time.

    When Doris hugs him (in the novel she kisses him) the urge to drink her blood becomes stronger. It is however, thanks to his supremely strong will that he resists.

    If he bit Doris, he would lose his humanity, and very likely end up becoming that which he hates.

  • This was my favorite part of the movie when Lois holding on to D....~/////~

  • mating with a human female is one of favorite ways to past the time

  • lol sounds like goku!!! XD XD

  • lol he was vibrating

  • Handbutt XD @ 8:52

  • Count Lee gave the entire reason why I hate the very concept of agelessness. The guy himself said that his motivation for marking Doris and luring D to his castle to be killed were solely for a little bit of entertainment.

    "I've lived for almost 10,000 years, believe me - you have no idea what that means: Boredom. Everlasting and hideous boredom. A never ending search for ways to pass the time."

    That, I imagine - is what Hell would be like.

  • what happened in part 5? someone flagged it and I can't watch it. someone? please?

  • someone flagged part 5 >:(

    and the hands funny ^.^

  • someone flagged part 5 >:(

    and the hands funny &.&

  • someone flagged part 5 >:(

  • "what would you do without me? don't answer that."

  • I love his hand, he is so funny sometimes

  • I don't understand... how did her dress get undone?

    she's sort of prone to wardrobe malfunctions at this point.

  • @insomniaisasin its a bathrobe dude

  • I read the first half opf the comic and i liked it so i decided to watch the movie.

  • LOOK! Thing has a face!

  • part 5 has the chick taking a shower thats why it was flag, I guess some faggot just decided to be a douchebag about it

  • Vampires are too bored so they invented facebook and video games

  • EPIC RAWR falls down

  • "I love you..."

    "I know."

    I don't care if it was already done, I love that line no matter where from.

    Hans is a bad motherf****er.

    D is a bad motherf****er.

  • they should make a anime series about D

  • D has to be like one of the 7 anime characters that has wavy hair

  • But D IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOU YOU COULD BE OD! lool am I the only one that saw this ...

  • Wheres part 5 ?

  • god i love lefty (only half way through first book) so havent read about him yet

  • LOL i thought D was gonna get him some.

  • meh. Mange is better.

  • Chick...senses...tingling...

  • 0:58, D is orgasming :P :P

  • 0:40 - 0:45 jizz in my pants

    

  • I like the Japanese dub's bickering between D and his left hand.

    D: "Damn you. Do you want me to cut you off?"

    Lefty: "... I'll be good."

  • hahah lol

  • That Hand Is Annoying Sometimes

  • 1:42 his weapon is longer wtf lol

  • cheesy anime's of the 80's hehehe

  • just a blowjob D, just a blow job! LOL

  • 00:58, man is D going to bust a nut???!!!!!LOL

  • @tHeWasTeDYouTh I thought he was

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  • Doris, my dear, you're not very attractive. . . Not really. I don't think D really wants. . . That. I think he'd rather like to drain you of your blood. . .

    *sigh* Do these women never learn?? Haha

  • 1:10

    Damn, She's just hungery for some that D! :)

  • Holy hell D!! What did you do to make her fall so helplessly in love with you?! Does you dick dance?! XD

  • This is how Blade started.

  • Doris, you are working on D's last nerve...he WANTS YOU and not in such a goodway! sheesh. Poor D, beautiful girls always throwing themselves at him, he must have a will of steal man.

  • @Lexyismyhero D is a badass, stoic, aloof motherfucker and that's why girls like him. 

  • @Rockguitarhero462 I know another guy thats badass and stoic. He kills guys that have done wrong.

    His victims always explode when they die.

    He actually made a cameo on this movie.

  • @Dee15gon Who is it cause chuck norris doesn;t have a cameo in this film.

  • @Rockguitarhero462 Nope. Not Chuck.

    He always says "You're already dead".

  • @Dee15gon kenshiro? unbelievable, lol.

  • @Dee15gon And the funny thing is D made a cameo in the 1986 Hokuto no Ken movie two! Weird huh?

  • Is this film based off one of the books or does this Anime preceed them?

  • @VipertoothProducs The novels came first, then the anime, then manga and even a poorly done video game for psx lol

  • 9:11

    What would you do without me?

    Wait don't answer that.

    0_o;

  • Hooray for D's parasitic hand.

  • 50 more years! You cockblocker!

  • 4:00 - Stupid f$#king mutant. Don't you realize that by cutting off D's hand, you saved his life. That's why you bozos are always going to be squabbling on the bottom rung of the ladder and eating vampire droppings.

  • 0:24 - 0:57 - Looks like he's getting a blow jay.

  • i love you.

    (hmmmmm, what would han solo say...?)

    i know

  • 10:08 FAIL!

  • Count Lee seems more bored than evil.

  • Think how awkward it would be to have a face in your hand. Seriously no wonder he's celibate and prudish.

    "Darling I love you"

    "Oh pl-"

    "Hey D... SCORE!"

  • Why are all the women midgets?

  • Am I the only one who thought it was hilarious when D spewed magic sparkles?

  • In the movie, D is a real proud prude. BUT in the manga...not so much.

  • My brother thought it amusing how the kid jumped, tried to hit the Vampire Lord with a stick, only to be effortlessly repulsed. The kid's falling to his supposed doom while the Vampire Lord completely ignores the pathetic assassination attempt.

  • she can NOT be 17 .. she seems way older and going around showing urself.like that ..this is like romeo and juliet..someone too young getting too into love.. d tell her off..plz!

    hahaha 2:04 d looks like he has a mustache

    hey isnt that guy who killed the majors son a vampire? shouldnt he be affected by the candle?

    "dont answer that" XD

    ...aw dangit i gtg..one more part! UGHH i wanna watch D: *sighs* ill be back in 2 hrs..stupid college ..

  • @jingles5492

    college classes suck i know 

  • @malichi912 ...yea..i hav a lot of hw D:

    not as much as alucard ..ba-dum--shhh. ..suck as in..not .bad..twilight sucks bad but alucard is the ..vampire sucks ..suck..def..thingy..oh crap vampires suck is a movie..mer..

    oh well ya know what im saying, ya know what im saying

    ow that hurt my brain..hey looks its 2:30am..time for devil may cry

  • @jingles5492

    In the book, she is 17. I don't find it too surprising. 

  • @kyarimaresuki

    ew :/ she shouldnt do that stuff

  • "I love you..."

    "I know"................leaves

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  • ewwww. . . could you imagine marrying a gross old man??? think of the wrinkles and the. . . lets not go there

  • "Tiiiime to diiie"

    Best line in the movie hahha!

    Thanks for the upload!

  • Cant doris wear anyfin decent??

  • If there's one thing that I hate more than anything else: Its all this "blood purity" nonsense. It gets SO tiresome, especially after hearing of the "exalted ancestors" that they supposedly had. So, why not strive to be like them? Instead of allowing the Vampire people to just grow decadent and complacent, why not just unite the various clans and lead them back on course?

  • @NicholasGeschke thats a good idea but there airengsen and idoitcy does'nt allow them to see nothin more then the other dirt or a curse word

  • soooooooooo temthing xD

  • Uuugh. He's such an annoying whore. =__=

    How does she love him after a few days!?

    I mean, he's dead sexy but still. Cover yourself up! D:<

  • Left Hand is funny, even if at times he's a little annoying. He quite enjoys making fun of our troubled hero.

  • 5:00 it's hand-crab!!

  • geez that wos spit not sparkles he likes it rough tho haha

  • is it me or at 3:46 it sounds like mgs music when you fight psycho mantis?

  • 0:58 looks like he jizzed in his pants roflmao

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  • ...the chick annoys the hell out of me..

  • D's mouth sparkled *^* jk

  • @Bianca16161616

    I noticed that sparks flew out of his mouth. I guess this movie is evidence that Edward Cullen is not the only vampire to sparkle only it's not on the sunlight in the flesh but out of his mouth.

  • damn... 5:59 ... shocker!

  • O.o I think D jizzed in his pants

  • oh and another comment lol...

    why was his hand eating dirt? XD....

  • lol how did tht guy survive beinng hot by the lil kid lol

    and whats best is when the little kid shoots the guy the sister is all "Oh i missed you" forgetting all about the guy he "murdered" XD

  • part 5 was in spanish you guys missed it the doctor betrayed her and pulled out her boob. the one skiny guy that throws that blade shit got his hand cut off. and the counts daughter killed the doctor. I don't know why my spanish sucks.

  • "what would you do without me..don't answer that" lolololol

  • his dads...dra......

  • damn that candle is freaking bright lmao!

  • 1:50 When that guy said "Time to die." I couldn't help thinking, "Time to die kiddies!"

    Can someone guess what that's from?

  • @GracefulAssasinXI tales from the crypt.

  • 5000 thousand years and now suddenly 10000 years? How long is that piece of crap vampire gonna live?

  • @xXTaluXx 30000!XD

  • @xXTaluXx The count is over 9000! XXXXD

  • @Aicirt8 I SWEAR I SEE THIS OVER 9000 JOKE EVERYWHERE!! XD LOL^_^

  • @Aicirt8 is that from fatwrecked video? LOL!!!

  • @xXTaluXx vampires are immortal

  • @xXTaluXx

    That's just a dub error.

  • damn... she is WAY pretty without her hair in braids.

  • Why couldn't they do a better or at least more attractive look for the girl.... And wth is with the short skirt?!

  • It was kinda wierd at the love scene... But I still liked it."D I love you." "I know." ^_^

    I thought D might at least kiss her.

  • Man It would awesome to have a hand like that. It would weird if you want to masterbate...