A naked woman gives him the go ahead to plow her and he says 'no.' He sleeps on the couch and his talking hand trolls him on missing his shot. Nope no symbolism anywhere.
how can she love him??!!! SHE HASNT KNOWN HIM 4 LONG AND SHES ALREADY NAKED N FRONT OF HIM, TELLING HIM HE CAN BITE HER, AND TELLING HIM SHE LOVES HIM! wHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
While it's not detailed here, the nature of the candle is in the books. The candle alters the biological perception of time to the opposite of the current time. In other words, if lit at night time, vampires would act as if they were in bright sunlight, horrible spasms of pain and all. However, vampires also use the item because it allows them to stay awake during the daytime, and go for days without sleep.
Lefty officially counts as a parasite - but it has come to the aid of its host several times. By absorbing the elements, it can regenerate D's wounds or give him a temporary boost in strength. Lefty also likes to tease our troubled hero, but when push comes to shove (No pun intended) it really comes through for him.
Yea like in Naruto there is a character named Diedara who has mouths in his hands it is probably based on similar proverbs. Something about a character with an insatiable desire. Kind of like a character with an eye on their forehead represents wisdom ( third eye) or insight.
@littlehun2007 D's hand has the ability to eat the 4 elements and do certain powers and abilities with them. The relationship between the two of them is friendly but they get annoyed with one another
@TH4Tk001 Not exactly. You see, even though he is half human, D has inherited the Vampiric thirst for blood. He resists the thirst - and even though this allows him to retain his Humanity, the urges slowly grow stronger over time.
When Doris hugs him (in the novel she kisses him) the urge to drink her blood becomes stronger. It is however, thanks to his supremely strong will that he resists.
If he bit Doris, he would lose his humanity, and very likely end up becoming that which he hates.
Count Lee gave the entire reason why I hate the very concept of agelessness. The guy himself said that his motivation for marking Doris and luring D to his castle to be killed were solely for a little bit of entertainment.
"I've lived for almost 10,000 years, believe me - you have no idea what that means: Boredom. Everlasting and hideous boredom. A never ending search for ways to pass the time."
Doris, my dear, you're not very attractive. . . Not really. I don't think D really wants. . . That. I think he'd rather like to drain you of your blood. . .
Doris, you are working on D's last nerve...he WANTS YOU and not in such a goodway! sheesh. Poor D, beautiful girls always throwing themselves at him, he must have a will of steal man.
4:00 - Stupid f$#king mutant. Don't you realize that by cutting off D's hand, you saved his life. That's why you bozos are always going to be squabbling on the bottom rung of the ladder and eating vampire droppings.
My brother thought it amusing how the kid jumped, tried to hit the Vampire Lord with a stick, only to be effortlessly repulsed. The kid's falling to his supposed doom while the Vampire Lord completely ignores the pathetic assassination attempt.
she can NOT be 17 .. she seems way older and going around showing urself.like that ..this is like romeo and juliet..someone too young getting too into love.. d tell her off..plz!
not as much as alucard ..ba-dum--shhh. ..suck as in..not .bad..twilight sucks bad but alucard is the ..vampire sucks ..suck..def..thingy..oh crap vampires suck is a movie..mer..
oh well ya know what im saying, ya know what im saying
ow that hurt my brain..hey looks its 2:30am..time for devil may cry
If there's one thing that I hate more than anything else: Its all this "blood purity" nonsense. It gets SO tiresome, especially after hearing of the "exalted ancestors" that they supposedly had. So, why not strive to be like them? Instead of allowing the Vampire people to just grow decadent and complacent, why not just unite the various clans and lead them back on course?
I noticed that sparks flew out of his mouth. I guess this movie is evidence that Edward Cullen is not the only vampire to sparkle only it's not on the sunlight in the flesh but out of his mouth.
part 5 was in spanish you guys missed it the doctor betrayed her and pulled out her boob. the one skiny guy that throws that blade shit got his hand cut off. and the counts daughter killed the doctor. I don't know why my spanish sucks.
everybody is cockblocking everybody... wtf?
XCT82 3 weeks ago
music sounds like the mst3k love theme
blexarady 1 month ago
I think the person who made this was sexually frustrated.
guyverrob 1 month ago
0:19-0:46 Its times like those I kind of wish brain bleach existed...
chocolatetuesday 1 month ago
D was trembling as if he jizzed his pants lol
Sharittee 1 month ago 2
da ve sexy
JEKOSEXA1 1 month ago
ne e hubav
JEKOSEXA1 1 month ago
Can anybody tell me whats up with the talking hand???
erickamos666 2 months ago
@erickamos666 He's basically a parasite in D.
wageofsins 1 month ago
7:56 Dun, dun, dun, dun, another one bites the dust...
FlyingFrog 2 months ago
@sclf LMFAO!!! Nice one, bud!
Gearheadgirl1988 2 months ago
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0:16 "Doris..." I love the way he says that! Probably thinking "Not another cryin, clingy lil b*tch!"
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Gearheadgirl1988 2 months ago
00:55 Aw snap dawg!! Not AGAIN!! Premature ejaculation !!!!
9Y0 2 months ago
A naked woman gives him the go ahead to plow her and he says 'no.' He sleeps on the couch and his talking hand trolls him on missing his shot. Nope no symbolism anywhere.
J5MARLON 2 months ago 6
@J5MARLON so legit there lol
bit332 1 month ago
@MrDuder1no i guess something else was popping up besides his fangs..lol
AMIRAHHAVOC 2 months ago
Doris: "I love you"
D: "I know"
Me:"How the hell you know that?"
juniorjenova 3 months ago 4
Who can explain the getting stabbed in the heart and not dying thing?
grewntd 3 months ago
@grewntd the parasite on his hand makes sure he stays alive.
Shadowsama91 2 months ago
i swear, this whore, doris is annoying the hell outta mee! she keeps presenting herself like a library to D...she's open to the public lol
AMIRAHHAVOC 3 months ago
"What would you do without me? Don't answer that." Best line EVER
Chibikan 3 months ago 19
Best 30 seconds of his life!
PukaMan 3 months ago
"i love you"..."i know"..lmao classic ^^
AMIRAHHAVOC 4 months ago
wait..how the hell did she know he wanted to bite her? i didnt see her look up...
AMIRAHHAVOC 4 months ago 2
@AMIRAHHAVOC It was all that heavy breathing~ ;D
SunburnedVamp 3 months ago
@AMIRAHHAVOC she wasn't talking about biting her, and as far as her not looking up I think that was because she felt "something" in him LOL
MrDuder1no 3 months ago
@AMIRAHHAVOC I guess she could feel his urge? :P lol
soraworldseen 3 months ago
how can she love him??!!! SHE HASNT KNOWN HIM 4 LONG AND SHES ALREADY NAKED N FRONT OF HIM, TELLING HIM HE CAN BITE HER, AND TELLING HIM SHE LOVES HIM! wHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
brit18s 4 months ago
"What would you do without me?..Don't Answer That." hehe
KaylieMarieJay 4 months ago
I love how when she says I Love You, D just says I Know haha
jaycut37 5 months ago
wow...a blue eyed orgasm...gotta find me a woman that makes me do that
bfan82 5 months ago 3
D's hot
Heathenlegions 5 months ago
i love when he pushes her away
theblacklizard777 5 months ago 2
why is d having an orgasm
theblacklizard777 5 months ago
this cartoon is making me horny
armagedon026 5 months ago
Oh no! D's saliva is SPARKLING!!!
heartseed 5 months ago 2
damnit! grecco's not de...oh nevermind. go rei! XD
MsAnimeGirl13 6 months ago
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MsAnimeGirl13 6 months ago
ALUCARD. The son of the Vampire king, he also had a video game, Castlevania Symphony of the Night! hehehe Classic Flick!
ToothlessGTI 6 months ago
Essentially, Count Lee did it for the LULZ
themisanthropex 6 months ago
While it's not detailed here, the nature of the candle is in the books. The candle alters the biological perception of time to the opposite of the current time. In other words, if lit at night time, vampires would act as if they were in bright sunlight, horrible spasms of pain and all. However, vampires also use the item because it allows them to stay awake during the daytime, and go for days without sleep.
And now you know.
TheTygre 6 months ago 4
D's hat never falls off during a fight lol I guess that's the sign of a true badass!
JaCalsGal 7 months ago 3
@JaCalsGal well yes if nothing else, lol
Rockguitarhero462 6 months ago
AHHH! @ 1:10 total star wars moment!...lol i'm such a nerd ^-^
BLAH007ish 7 months ago
Mmmm... dirt.
fourtywpm 7 months ago
A damn candle would not have taken down ALUCARD. D is a wimp
moanmyname17 8 months ago
@moanmyname17 D means DRACULA
AKitz47 7 months ago
Lefty officially counts as a parasite - but it has come to the aid of its host several times. By absorbing the elements, it can regenerate D's wounds or give him a temporary boost in strength. Lefty also likes to tease our troubled hero, but when push comes to shove (No pun intended) it really comes through for him.
NicholasGeschke 8 months ago
He got too horny...
cloudgirl150 8 months ago
omg sparckles are coming out of his mouth!
ADragonsFable 8 months ago
I never could get the thing with Hand eating dirt can someone explain that to me?
littlehun2007 8 months ago
@littlehun2007
Yea like in Naruto there is a character named Diedara who has mouths in his hands it is probably based on similar proverbs. Something about a character with an insatiable desire. Kind of like a character with an eye on their forehead represents wisdom ( third eye) or insight.
Zennium 8 months ago
@littlehun2007 D's hand has the ability to eat the 4 elements and do certain powers and abilities with them. The relationship between the two of them is friendly but they get annoyed with one another
BlueRazor69 8 months ago
Hand: What would you do without me? Don't answer that.
So cliched but funny
AnimeAddictive17 8 months ago
asshole lee human woman are NOT fundamentally stupid you are
AnimeAddictive17 8 months ago
There is such a thing as being TOO noble.
phoen99rising 9 months ago 2
Is uh... is D getting a hard-on?
TH4Tk001 9 months ago 41
@TH4Tk001
i thought the same thing too, i bursted out laughing
moanmyname17 8 months ago
@TH4Tk001 My same thought lol.
JesterMan900 7 months ago
@TH4Tk001 Not exactly. You see, even though he is half human, D has inherited the Vampiric thirst for blood. He resists the thirst - and even though this allows him to retain his Humanity, the urges slowly grow stronger over time.
When Doris hugs him (in the novel she kisses him) the urge to drink her blood becomes stronger. It is however, thanks to his supremely strong will that he resists.
If he bit Doris, he would lose his humanity, and very likely end up becoming that which he hates.
NicholasGeschke 2 months ago
This was my favorite part of the movie when Lois holding on to D....~/////~
MissBlueMoon 9 months ago
mating with a human female is one of favorite ways to past the time
wiseorwiseazz 10 months ago 4
lol sounds like goku!!! XD XD
LAM130R6HIN1 10 months ago
lol he was vibrating
LAM130R6HIN1 10 months ago
Handbutt XD @ 8:52
lenardregencia 10 months ago
Count Lee gave the entire reason why I hate the very concept of agelessness. The guy himself said that his motivation for marking Doris and luring D to his castle to be killed were solely for a little bit of entertainment.
"I've lived for almost 10,000 years, believe me - you have no idea what that means: Boredom. Everlasting and hideous boredom. A never ending search for ways to pass the time."
That, I imagine - is what Hell would be like.
NicholasGeschke 10 months ago 2
what happened in part 5? someone flagged it and I can't watch it. someone? please?
soundsxofxfreedom 11 months ago
someone flagged part 5 >:(
and the hands funny ^.^
darthdeamon567 11 months ago
someone flagged part 5 >:(
and the hands funny &.&
darthdeamon567 11 months ago
someone flagged part 5 >:(
darthdeamon567 11 months ago
"what would you do without me? don't answer that."
SoulEaterSaku90 11 months ago 3
I love his hand, he is so funny sometimes
chrystaltaylor90 1 year ago 4
I don't understand... how did her dress get undone?
she's sort of prone to wardrobe malfunctions at this point.
insomniaisasin 1 year ago 4
@insomniaisasin its a bathrobe dude
J5MARLON 11 months ago
I read the first half opf the comic and i liked it so i decided to watch the movie.
DeathNote1211 1 year ago
LOOK! Thing has a face!
dragonshaydz 1 year ago 3
part 5 has the chick taking a shower thats why it was flag, I guess some faggot just decided to be a douchebag about it
yeastori 1 year ago
Vampires are too bored so they invented facebook and video games
yeastori 1 year ago
EPIC RAWR falls down
Eagleeye1192 1 year ago
"I love you..."
"I know."
I don't care if it was already done, I love that line no matter where from.
Hans is a bad motherf****er.
D is a bad motherf****er.
Laretaquisha 1 year ago 2
they should make a anime series about D
alex9000lp 1 year ago
D has to be like one of the 7 anime characters that has wavy hair
yorkie45678 1 year ago
But D IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOU YOU COULD BE OD! lool am I the only one that saw this ...
XxNarutoxX717 1 year ago 2
Wheres part 5 ?
leronolifephamsteru 1 year ago
god i love lefty (only half way through first book) so havent read about him yet
cammyNpammy 1 year ago
LOL i thought D was gonna get him some.
virgingirl26 1 year ago
meh. Mange is better.
Warhamer116 1 year ago
Chick...senses...tingling...
narutouzumaki776 1 year ago
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he should have just fucked her and got it over with.
FlankerVT 1 year ago
0:58, D is orgasming :P :P
22021611 1 year ago
0:40 - 0:45 jizz in my pants
steelflame6 1 year ago
I like the Japanese dub's bickering between D and his left hand.
D: "Damn you. Do you want me to cut you off?"
Lefty: "... I'll be good."
ngomez0077 1 year ago
hahah lol
DarthMabu 1 year ago
That Hand Is Annoying Sometimes
filth69ify1 1 year ago
1:42 his weapon is longer wtf lol
93thebeast 1 year ago
cheesy anime's of the 80's hehehe
TheJamile 1 year ago
just a blowjob D, just a blow job! LOL
ramshock21 1 year ago 6
00:58, man is D going to bust a nut???!!!!!LOL
tHeWasTeDYouTh 1 year ago
@tHeWasTeDYouTh I thought he was
chatqueen31087 1 year ago
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all of the counts always live in big mansion
F5G6H5 1 year ago
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all of the counts always live in big ass mansion
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F5G6H5 1 year ago
Doris, my dear, you're not very attractive. . . Not really. I don't think D really wants. . . That. I think he'd rather like to drain you of your blood. . .
*sigh* Do these women never learn?? Haha
darlingstrawberry13 1 year ago 3
1:10
Damn, She's just hungery for some that D! :)
sageeagle 1 year ago
Holy hell D!! What did you do to make her fall so helplessly in love with you?! Does you dick dance?! XD
wolfpaws3344 1 year ago
This is how Blade started.
LVDVSMAGNVS 1 year ago
Doris, you are working on D's last nerve...he WANTS YOU and not in such a goodway! sheesh. Poor D, beautiful girls always throwing themselves at him, he must have a will of steal man.
Lexyismyhero 1 year ago
@Lexyismyhero D is a badass, stoic, aloof motherfucker and that's why girls like him.
Rockguitarhero462 1 year ago 6
@Rockguitarhero462 I know another guy thats badass and stoic. He kills guys that have done wrong.
His victims always explode when they die.
He actually made a cameo on this movie.
Dee15gon 6 months ago
@Dee15gon Who is it cause chuck norris doesn;t have a cameo in this film.
Rockguitarhero462 6 months ago
@Rockguitarhero462 Nope. Not Chuck.
He always says "You're already dead".
Dee15gon 6 months ago
@Dee15gon kenshiro? unbelievable, lol.
Rockguitarhero462 6 months ago
@Dee15gon And the funny thing is D made a cameo in the 1986 Hokuto no Ken movie two! Weird huh?
MDthornton83 4 months ago
Is this film based off one of the books or does this Anime preceed them?
VipertoothProducs 1 year ago
@VipertoothProducs The novels came first, then the anime, then manga and even a poorly done video game for psx lol
paco0384 1 year ago
9:11
What would you do without me?
Wait don't answer that.
0_o;
keithtreason 1 year ago 3
Hooray for D's parasitic hand.
LilyVanVamp 1 year ago 13
50 more years! You cockblocker!
TalonusX 1 year ago
4:00 - Stupid f$#king mutant. Don't you realize that by cutting off D's hand, you saved his life. That's why you bozos are always going to be squabbling on the bottom rung of the ladder and eating vampire droppings.
sw0rd0fadvers1ty 1 year ago
0:24 - 0:57 - Looks like he's getting a blow jay.
sw0rd0fadvers1ty 1 year ago
i love you.
(hmmmmm, what would han solo say...?)
i know
hassmann2000 1 year ago 3
10:08 FAIL!
StarWoid1 1 year ago
Count Lee seems more bored than evil.
StarWoid1 1 year ago 57
Think how awkward it would be to have a face in your hand. Seriously no wonder he's celibate and prudish.
"Darling I love you"
"Oh pl-"
"Hey D... SCORE!"
f6g7h8h 1 year ago 2
Why are all the women midgets?
GSLATER1973 1 year ago
Am I the only one who thought it was hilarious when D spewed magic sparkles?
Meghanna 1 year ago 4
In the movie, D is a real proud prude. BUT in the manga...not so much.
Meghanna 1 year ago
My brother thought it amusing how the kid jumped, tried to hit the Vampire Lord with a stick, only to be effortlessly repulsed. The kid's falling to his supposed doom while the Vampire Lord completely ignores the pathetic assassination attempt.
NicholasGeschke 1 year ago 3
she can NOT be 17 .. she seems way older and going around showing urself.like that ..this is like romeo and juliet..someone too young getting too into love.. d tell her off..plz!
hahaha 2:04 d looks like he has a mustache
hey isnt that guy who killed the majors son a vampire? shouldnt he be affected by the candle?
"dont answer that" XD
...aw dangit i gtg..one more part! UGHH i wanna watch D: *sighs* ill be back in 2 hrs..stupid college ..
jingles5492 1 year ago
@jingles5492
college classes suck i know
malichi912 1 year ago
@malichi912 ...yea..i hav a lot of hw D:
not as much as alucard ..ba-dum--shhh. ..suck as in..not .bad..twilight sucks bad but alucard is the ..vampire sucks ..suck..def..thingy..oh crap vampires suck is a movie..mer..
oh well ya know what im saying, ya know what im saying
ow that hurt my brain..hey looks its 2:30am..time for devil may cry
jingles5492 1 year ago
@jingles5492
In the book, she is 17. I don't find it too surprising.
kyarimaresuki 4 months ago
@kyarimaresuki
ew :/ she shouldnt do that stuff
jingles5492 4 months ago
"I love you..."
"I know"................leaves
cloudgirl150 1 year ago 8
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warlocksmight 1 year ago
ewwww. . . could you imagine marrying a gross old man??? think of the wrinkles and the. . . lets not go there
Horsebabe182009 1 year ago
"Tiiiime to diiie"
Best line in the movie hahha!
Thanks for the upload!
SassoStudios 1 year ago
Cant doris wear anyfin decent??
chuPOO 1 year ago 5
If there's one thing that I hate more than anything else: Its all this "blood purity" nonsense. It gets SO tiresome, especially after hearing of the "exalted ancestors" that they supposedly had. So, why not strive to be like them? Instead of allowing the Vampire people to just grow decadent and complacent, why not just unite the various clans and lead them back on course?
NicholasGeschke 1 year ago
@NicholasGeschke thats a good idea but there airengsen and idoitcy does'nt allow them to see nothin more then the other dirt or a curse word
Darkmythsolider 1 year ago
soooooooooo temthing xD
Jacob19d 1 year ago
Uuugh. He's such an annoying whore. =__=
How does she love him after a few days!?
I mean, he's dead sexy but still. Cover yourself up! D:<
NightGaze 1 year ago 7
Left Hand is funny, even if at times he's a little annoying. He quite enjoys making fun of our troubled hero.
NicholasGeschke 1 year ago
5:00 it's hand-crab!!
d3m0n1cd4n4 1 year ago
geez that wos spit not sparkles he likes it rough tho haha
mjwixon 1 year ago
is it me or at 3:46 it sounds like mgs music when you fight psycho mantis?
cfranklin85 1 year ago
0:58 looks like he jizzed in his pants roflmao
apestajimmy 1 year ago
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snowkittenmeowmix 1 year ago
...the chick annoys the hell out of me..
christachick 1 year ago 2
D's mouth sparkled *^* jk
Bianca16161616 1 year ago
@Bianca16161616
I noticed that sparks flew out of his mouth. I guess this movie is evidence that Edward Cullen is not the only vampire to sparkle only it's not on the sunlight in the flesh but out of his mouth.
Johnlindsey289 1 year ago
damn... 5:59 ... shocker!
doctorsizzle 1 year ago
O.o I think D jizzed in his pants
pitufoboner 1 year ago
oh and another comment lol...
why was his hand eating dirt? XD....
Stitchmaniac2 1 year ago
lol how did tht guy survive beinng hot by the lil kid lol
and whats best is when the little kid shoots the guy the sister is all "Oh i missed you" forgetting all about the guy he "murdered" XD
Stitchmaniac2 1 year ago
part 5 was in spanish you guys missed it the doctor betrayed her and pulled out her boob. the one skiny guy that throws that blade shit got his hand cut off. and the counts daughter killed the doctor. I don't know why my spanish sucks.
hollywoodjokerpicalo 1 year ago
"what would you do without me..don't answer that" lolololol
lizzie4378 1 year ago
his dads...dra......
Wikipediot 1 year ago
damn that candle is freaking bright lmao!
nennu15 1 year ago
1:50 When that guy said "Time to die." I couldn't help thinking, "Time to die kiddies!"
Can someone guess what that's from?
GracefulAssasinXI 1 year ago
@GracefulAssasinXI tales from the crypt.
hollywoodjokerpicalo 1 year ago
5000 thousand years and now suddenly 10000 years? How long is that piece of crap vampire gonna live?
xXTaluXx 1 year ago 26
@xXTaluXx 30000!XD
xxIDropDeadGawjusxx 1 year ago
@xXTaluXx The count is over 9000! XXXXD
Aicirt8 1 year ago 25
@Aicirt8 I SWEAR I SEE THIS OVER 9000 JOKE EVERYWHERE!! XD LOL^_^
Medusa7700Siren 1 year ago
@Aicirt8 is that from fatwrecked video? LOL!!!
x2Ice2x 5 months ago
@xXTaluXx vampires are immortal
TheMysteriousAtheist 1 year ago
@xXTaluXx
That's just a dub error.
Guyverman01 1 year ago
damn... she is WAY pretty without her hair in braids.
writerofromance 1 year ago 4
Why couldn't they do a better or at least more attractive look for the girl.... And wth is with the short skirt?!
Hokuya217 1 year ago
It was kinda wierd at the love scene... But I still liked it."D I love you." "I know." ^_^
I thought D might at least kiss her.
Hokuya217 1 year ago 5
Man It would awesome to have a hand like that. It would weird if you want to masterbate...
woteva1234 1 year ago