Delphi productionz Terrible Attacks Andrew Sachs Ringtone

[CherryandIzzyShow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

[OrizagaJones]

que bueno! I love "contrition to the max." jaja

[Minisha]

I feel like I want this ringtone...

[LusciousLaura2008]

HAHAHAHAHAH this is awesome

[DavidVeniar]

anyone who says this isn't fuuny has a mental defect and has no sense of humour. He made this up on the spot. He is an edgy comedian. Who gives a shit about Andrew Sachs grand-daughter she brought it on herself by being a satanic slut!

[bigjohntightlips]

ps, he and whoooos was all full of apolagys when the cocane wore off wasnt they. fuck the scruffy cunt.

[bigjohntightlips]

am i missing somthing about russel scruffy cunt bland or what ?? ppl love him but all i see is a scruffy cunt who needs a bath n a shave. he aint funny one bit, not at all.

[Jillsthename]

If anyone thinks he's funny they need a brain transplant. He's disgusting.

[xXdieXromanticXx]

I fucking love Russel. He's amazing xD

[active85858585]

this is the best thing ever!

[catncraig]

wat the fuck lol

[robster71cr]

i want this song on my phone!!!! does anybody know how to download it?

[delphiproductionz]

use real player plugin

[1nicelad]

gayness

[funnymoo23]

GENIUS!!! lol

[wetwipey]

ha ha ha ha ha!!

[looge77]

lmfao

[looge77]

lmfao

[Yongi94]

i love tis song!!

[joedude667]

LMAO!

This is pure 100% genius! =P

[xemopengyx]

You missed the bit where Jonathan says 'Will you marry me?' D:

[PatRibsey]

(all necessary apostrophes are missing..., also I think he meant "prenuptial")

[PatRibsey]

Id like to apologise For these terrible attacks, Andrew Sachs Id like to show contrition To the max Andrew Sachs Id like to create world peace Between the yellows, Whites and blacks Andrew Sachs, Andrew Sachs

[PatRibsey]

Andrew Sachs, if you dain it

This monuptial pact could be

Oh Andrew Sachs,

Will you marry Jonathan.

[DonnaMCameron]

Dose anyone where I can download this for free ???

I BLOODY LOVE IT =D

[petesut]

"yes it was consentual and she was a minstrel", move over lennon/mccartney

[PatRibsey]

"but it was consensual and she wasn't MENSTRUAL" - it means she wasn't on the jam rags. "Minstrel" is a medieval songsmith, and I doubt you meant that as a clever pun referring to brand! Move over you!

[konata752]

and minstrel is chocolate, so that puts a sick image in my head, LOL just kiddin!

[dxgeneration]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[0oxAshxo0]

amazing, thanx for postin

should get this in the charts hehe

[FieldmasterFox]

I wonder if Russell Brand will sing this song on his next stand up.

[petesut]

i'd like to create world peace between the yellows whites and blacks andrew sachs, quality lyrics

[KaliberKing]

I

Cannot

Stop

Singing

This

Absolute masterpiece lolol

[chris41188]

thanks for this i was goin to post it but then i found yours, the public had no justification to get offended only sachs and his granddaughter did.

[xxniaaxx]

i lovee it when jonathan ross sayss Andreew Saachss!  its soooo funnyy

[Velasca]

Jonathan looks like a mafia godfather here. I love being British.

[Velasca]

Lol, terrible attacks!

[Dregann]

☺☻♥COPY ☺☻♥AnD ☺☻♥PASTE ☺☻♥IF ☺☻♥YOU ☺☻♥REALLY ☺☻♥THINK ☺☻♥JONATHAN ROSS ☺☻♥FUCKING ROCKS AND THE BBC ARE RUN BY A BUNCH OF OLD DINOSAURS !!!!!!!

[improvrules]

hahaha! funny funny funny!

had me in stitches

[mrbugler]

ahh, this is fucking hilarious.

more songs please!

[mrs0noel0fielding5]

omg there so funny

[clifty1000]

ANDREW SACHS LOL BARE SAD MAN !!!!!!!!

[digitallytuned]

Haha hilarious

[dulli78]

lol brilliant stuff

[PrincessClaiirey]

AHAHA YUSS

[0chubbs]

YESSSSSSSSSSS VIDEO RESPONSE

[bizee69]

i cant stop singing this i love it loads !!!

people need to lighten up

[SeansBroadcast]

this gets stuck in my head

[IreneWit]

I love the face of russel just by the ass of sachs!haha

[angelmouse28]

LMAO this is SO funny!!! so much silly fuss over it

[jackwhite4eva]

I think this was all a plot by Gordon Brown to shift attention away from the credit crunch.

[leedslukelad1]

um no

[cheekysausage1]

Russell really has a talent for making up songs on the spot.

[woody4si]

ahaha this is so catchy :) :) :) "bum bum bum andrew sachs ! bum bum bum andrew sachs!!!"

[Unicornetto14]

brilliant LOL!

[feebydoobydoo]

i cant stop singing this

[ViixBabez]

Corr blimey thats bril, i love it. i understand how people could obviusly take offence, but they did have permision to air it, an andrew sachs gave them permission to say it, so ffs whats the big deal, i personally think its hilarius.

[Kingsland111]

Thats amazing! I love it.

[baz3006]

Great song! It sounds like being employed by the BBC is like being back in school! Getting suspended and expelled!?!? I wonder if they give out lines and detentions and if you can meet fellow employees behind the bike shed to practice snogging?

[L365YQ]

EXELENT!! Release a single!

[jw300689]

LMAO good work its great :D

[screamingxvampire]

THE WHOLE THING IS STUPID! RUSSELL BRAND AND JONNATHAN ROSS ARE AWESOME! talk about making a big deal over NOTHING if it was me i would of been like yeah ok and laugh but nooo lets all make a massive deal of it >=[ now because of one overly sensitive person it kills it for the rest of us!!!

[ercallboy]

fxckin luv tha man y do u guys get him suspendad and get him to quit they are comedians thats wot there payed for :@ stupid people

[ngaire91]

i was considering jumping on the band-wagon to complain ... about the number of complaints

[gdforevax]

russell brand is hilarious, all the ppl tht took offence to it rly need to get a life

[funnymoo23]

lol thats great

[PatRibsey]

that was my bloody idea! damn you!

[spinalCJ]

the backing music aint even that good. do a new one m8 lol

[PatRibsey]

certainly will!

[KaliberKing]

LOL Hilarious

[breezekilpin]

fan fucking tastic :D

[jessrabbittt]

i mean that man andrew came to live in england from spain. knocking his bollocks in working for a dreadful boss in a small hotel in torquay. he worked his way up to become and actor. asuccess story he does nt need this type of abuse at 78.

- PMSL!!! Very funny!

[FieldmasterFox]

NOW THATS ENTERTAINMENT!!!

[marchone7]

ross is finnished.free at last free at last free at last ladies and gentlemen wicky gervais

[marchone7]

i mean that man andrew came to live in england from spain. knocking his bollocks in working for a dreadful boss in a small hotel in torquay. he worked his way up to become and actor. asuccess story he does nt need this type of abuse at 78.

[marchone7]

setting aside any offence that was taken. they were so corny. were does this compare with the office peep show extras steve coogan etc etc. how is this deemed funny.why do i not think this is funny///??two pricks making dicks out of themselfs.

[marchone7]

the other side of the coin think people who find this funny need to get a life.

[LcfcShapie09]

this is great humour, people who moan and comaplain about it all really need to get a life, lighten up!

[SmittenMelKitten]

Definitely need to take the piss out of this situation! Soooo blown out of proportion! I mean, if you're part of an act called "Satanic Sluts" what do you expect?!!

[SmittenMelKitten]

People definitely need to take the piss out of this situation more!!!! Soooo blown way out of proportion!! Some people really need to grow a sense of humour!! I mean, if your part of an act called "Satanic Sluts" what do you expect!!!

[abirdy5]

abit crude and insensitive at worst. still hard not to laugh though.

The Daily Fail blew it all out of proportion

[KOPHEADSBACK]

I saw Russel Brand shitting in the street, he asked me for my fish and chip paper to wipe his arse

[Lee2076]

These gents will be back soon, with Brand sooner than we think by perhaps appearing on the BBC quiz have i got news for you? True true legends. I think she is a whore anyway.

[sko4cpg]

haha mint

[staceyxfx]

lmao omg I love it!! It's hilarious, some people need to lighten up. bu bum bum bum..haha Jonathon Ross is funny as & Russell Brand, well he's a genius lol. Imagine this was brought out as a single! Even with all the people moaning, am sure it would get to number 1 :D

[TDmufc]

lmao

[MegaBrits]

Sach Grandaughter? Have you seen Ross's wife, red hair, black minty nails, fat, ugly, spots, shit clothes for a slim girl on a fat bitch, no talent, tits hanging out, into witches?

Notice brand never says shit about that sweaty minger.

You see it all about the celebrity click making millions while morons idolise them, but wont go to church on Sunday because their to proud to worship anyone (this while proudly wearing your fucking Everton top of course).

Load of dickheads

[dwbls]

Hypocrisy? You sir, are a cretin.

[MegaBrits]

Like you would know.

[dwbls]

I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. So I imagine it would help your shattered masculinity and self esteem to tell you that you've won. Well done you. Rosette's in the post.

[TophFor]

Hey i want this for my ring tone! Can I download it?

[kurtleics]

just rip it, get real player, and you can download it!

[CLOB302]

So much knee jerk reaction from people goaded on by The Mail. Funny? Bad taste? Ross and Brand didn't shoot anyone! Noone died! Andrew Sachs is in showbiz himself. Can't he take a joke? Brand DID sleep with his granddaughter and now she's cleaning up giving exclusives to The Sun about it. So much hypocrisy!

[rh91ys]

fucking legends haha!

[neoscorpio]

WINRAR!

[zepedy2]

haha these guys r legends. They dont mean any of it and people should have a sense of humor. all the people who complained are assholes

[olsenal]

it was so embarrassing, it just made me cringe like they were just digging themselves in deeper, treading water like sachs was really going to feel apologised to after that.

[RoundThingy]

funny song =D

dunno what fuss is about

[Fairuza92]

Hahahaha, indeed - even more funny with music...and I was looking forward to watching Never Mind the Buzzcocks with Russell :(

[trampjuicerocks]

£18 million .... for this???

[damunk88]

Even funnier with music!! lol

[bizee69]

I LOVE THIS :D

[AmazingEm]

Two legends..love you both xXx

[crocbabe]

have a sense of humour :| lol

this is jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!

they are legendss

hhahaahaaa

love them both (L)

[madmuzza29]

its all about taste

if u find it funny or not

if u dont find it funny dont listen or watch it

and andrew sachs is da only 1 who shud rele b offended

[MegaBrits]

The BBC is a mess and needs to teach these 2 a lesson sending shock waves across the company.

You can say you f**KED someones grand daughter on a swing as a kid and she enjoyed it and this makes you worth celebrity status to the BBC.

But you dont pay your license fee and they will pester you for years, raid your house for a TV and then prosecute you if you have an old VCR in the shed.

These "stars" earn more than U or I will ever see and treat the public like trash - SACK THEM

[BrymanDan]

dont pay your tv license then funny man

i fucked your grand daughter

[dwbls]

My god, you're an idiot. It would really help if you LISTENED to the phonecalls. There was not one part that said they had sex with his granddaughter as a kid, you moron.

[MegaBrits]

Listen to the messages left you moron, not this shit.

[dwbls]

I did, on the saturday they were broadcast. There was no mention of Russell joking about shagging his granddaughter when she was a child. I have listened to the podcast of the same phonecalls on numerous occassions, and i can assure you, you're wrong. Please don't assume things.

[evilactivitiesno1]

im sick of people that cant take a joke

[jaz0ox]

lol amazing, i love russell :D

[djmdb]

I think its indicative of the current situation with the BBC that such a farce could occur. The situation has been blown entirely out of all proportion whilst simultaniously people seem to have completely missed the point

5000 complaints to offcom... dont people have better things to do than jump on the bandwagon? how about doing a little research about whats really going on

Watch the British Broadcasting Conspiracy!!!

Watch Zietgiest

Watch Loose change

THINK

Worthwhile Complaint

[russellbrandrcksx]

russell brand has resigned all because some people cant take jokes im really annoyed russell's gorgeous and sweet and funny and people have made a big deal out of nothing. The BBC have made a big mistake theyve practically made russell resign cause he feels he shud we hardly see russell on tv anyway as hes in america a lot and now we wont even be able to hear him on his radio show im devastated and its only old people who care bout andrew gay sachs GRRRRR im so angry

[pleasureflush]

i fucking hate political correctnesss. get over it bbc, pleaseee. & thats coming from a middle class british girl.

[jasminaz02]

for fucks sake why do people make such a big deal out of this-i think rusel and jonathan have much more fans than this loser andrew sachs!!!

[282736478329020393]

WHAT HAVE RUSSEL BRAND AND SADDAM HUSSAIN GOT IN COMMEN?

THEY BOTH GOT FUCKED ON a 'SWING'

[jamodl]

You have skills :D

Although I don't think Brand or Ross would approve of this very much.

Reminds me of the shame DVD, I can imagine Brands voice making him embarrassed in the middle of the night because of this :(

[delphiproductionz]

That's something we have in common, embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about the embarrassing incidents. He should be proud of his lyric writing, maybe he could launch a music career.

[Nellynoodlebums]

Fucking hell , loads of cancer cure people on here leaving comments.

[thegingerbob]

bets bit you left out!!!!.

like i had sex with your grand daughter (which you did!)

lol russ'n'ross FTW!

[xNikix1991]

Number 1!

I love ir and love russell more!!!!!!!!

[COL1DeadMetal]

WOW! you chucked this together so quick and it all fits to the music perfect, very impresive. Nice one!!

[mungomungomungo27]

lets get it to number one people!

[Mogggpiano]

It's like listening to two fifteen year old chavs, (Brands target audience), who have got their hands on a recording machine. It says something about Brand's fans that they're trying to raise a petition to have him reinstated. He RESIGNED!!! who are they going to send it to?

[kirstyms03]

this should be in the charts!

andrew sachs = legend!

[brup123]

Omg, you missed out the best part - the part at the end where Jonathan goes:

"Will you marry meeeeee...."

Then Russel just giggles and ends with, "Will you marry Jonathan?"

ROFL

[madrocker123]

hees wazok

[mattynskater]

that is so funny ,, number 1 all the way ,

[xNikix1991]

I love RUSSELL BRAND AND ROSS!

I admit it went a bit far but its been blown out of all proportion!

I sincerly hope russle brand and johnahan ross will be back on radio 2 soon i love listening to them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gavhenrad]

brand has resigned so i doubt it im afraid.

what a beautiful song by the way

[wdfeo]

lol there so great together i think it was the hes probly killing him self that fucked it up for them lol

[MrMusicBloggist]

they were only having a laugh, its not THAT big a deal, i think the news should just shut up and the bbc should just get over it and rehire brand and remove ross's suspension..its ridiculous!

[cbbrockwell]

the song is catchy, even though they're a couple of prats.

[feebydoobydoo]

bloody funny , and they are both brilliant..

[Kayuk1]

Hahahaha I love it!! xxx And I love them and will support them whatever happens xx

[guyboxerdog]

For the UK press to slam someone (who they have lied about-see Shame DVD) for defaming someones character is ludicrous, for our so called leader to even have time to comment between bad decisions and lying is pathetic.

I hope that Russell and Johnathan get offered a deal to work together on ITV now.

[ScenesFromPalacio]

Haha brilliant!

[SwiftUK]

I think the fact that it's true is what's upsetting them the most. Sleeping with Brand was bound to be a mistake.

[doorz88]

thank fuck someones not offended by this ridiculous news story, did you see the complaint numbers goin up as people started jumping on the bandwagon, it went from 60 complaints to over 10,000, thats only because the news have been blowing this way out of proportion (as usual)if they had never covered it this would be over and done with. I dont rate brand as a comedian, but this is funny. Rossy on the other hand is a national treasure even though hes grossly overpayed.

[smevalicious]

This video is made of win!

Thanks so much for posting, it's hilarious. =]

[Ruck2]

lmfao

[rudolpher]

"terrible attacks" my arse

[cheekysausage1]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Poor Andrew Sachs :o(

I did laugh when I first heard this though

[isOnly1ofme]

Taken out of the current media hype and context...this is a very funny tune - esp one made on the fly

[HaHaHeHeLaLaLeLe]

I LOVE THIS :D

LMAO!!

[yazmac]

YAY!!!

Soooo glad someone made this xD

Aww you should have kept it up to Jonathan's "theres only one way we can possibly make this better - laughter".... Its the best part -tho it may have ruined the melody... lolz