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  • press 7 ... huhu !

  • Makes me laugh if this was a normal guy people's comments would just me "lol," "you tit lol" etc. However because its to do with a football team who they may not support. People start brining out words like "cunt, faggot, prick, fucker, wanker" etc. Its a bit pathetic really.

  • Of course its on the telly you cunt

  • Lol even off the pitch he gets tripped up by thin air

  • So thats wer the ankle injury stems from....

  • gerrad: i hope no one saw that on the tele. nope they didnt, but over a million people saw it on youtube haha

  • Pause the video then press 1-9 in order, it's a timeline of the events before and after that fatal accident

  • LOL of course its on the telly its a live interview

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  • when he says he hopes its not on the tele he is adorable

  • 'hope thats not on the telly' well hardluck mate u have 1 million views on youtube (y)

  • keep pressing 6 to see gerrards get fucked really hard in the ass

  • Does xavi alonso's face when he laughs remind anyone else of the trololol song?

  • sayin "i hope thats not on the telly" made it worse for him and funnier for us.thanks steven

  • Press 6... sounds like a porn-movie :P

  • @TheFuckingnar

    What porn have you been watching? :/

  • I'd have probably sworn on my way down haha good job on not doing so

  • LoL he wasn't even moving !

  • HAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • haha gotta love stevie

  • keep pressing 1

  • press 9 and gerrad explains what he was smoking before the match :D

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  • THE GOLDEN AGE

    this two,legends

  • keep pressing 6 haha

  • Alonso is a class act, i heard rumours tht we r looking at him again, wud b amazing to av him bk, it all went wrong or us wen he left.

  • Hahaha class alonso gutted you left lad world class player

  • 4 "was mach ich"

  • press 6 fro steven moving his head from xabi's cock

  • "Hope that's not on the telly" Don't worry mate it's on YouTube!

  • fast response: i hope thats not on the telly hahaha

  • New title Gerrard FAILS

  • Alonso laughing...

    OMG its funny!

  • alonso is so young :D

  • Gerrard didn't change at all during all this time, but Alonso looks like he's 10 years older now!

  • LOL CLUMSY STEVIE!!

  • Hahahaha

    

  • omg alonso has changed so much!!!!

  • @JoeyJizzable I have to admit that I liked him better then. Under Mourinho he's had a lot of 'dirty' tasks which really doesn't fit him as a player. He's supposed to be this deep lying playmaker, not that guy who commits a thousand freekicks. In my opinion he was a much better player in Liverpool.

  • Might not be on the tele, but it is on YouTube!!!!

  • Press 6 and Gerrard is sucking alonso's Dick ! :D

  • Xabi's laugh is so funny ! "ooohhoo"

  • I love this guy :D (no homo) .........okay homo , but no sexuality , okay for sexuality but no gay love , okay you can say that

  • at 6 seconds xabi goes to cough but instead blows a fart and the rush of wind sends gerrard sky diving to the floor

  • if he slipped and said "fuck bastard, you dirty cunt" it wouldnt have been shown

  • dick head lol

  • press 6

  • He's voice is so wierd... God I love him though

  • Thats a ten year injury then

  • xabi probably farted...

  • press 5

    

  • the best part is when gerrard says he is not italian.

  • Put on best scouse accent : Stevie G ya divvy!

  • Press 5

  • press 6 for orgasmus dé Gerrard !

  • 0:08 retarded laugh

  • Xabi Alonso's Laugh Freaking Awesome Ohoho

  • press 3 for evil eye

  • xabi se parece a axl rose

  • YOU HOPE IT NOT ON THE TELLY oohhhh no there just a camera man in your face with a massive camera

  • "I hope thats not on the tele" - to protect his massive ego!

  • press 10 for nothing

  • Keep pressing 8 for Xabi Alonso's laugh.

    "OHOOHOO"

  • its 9;P

  • its 9;P

  • @benarsenalk LOOOOOOL i cant stop doing that now

  • hahaha, how xabi alonso laughs is priceless

  • after the interview Gerrard says:Damm Carlsberg

  • how can you fall while standing up still even if you are wearing studs. he was probably trying to pick up 5p on the floor..typical scouser haha

  • ..... There is no 0:09.......

  • Xabi Garcia's reaction is the funniest.

  • fucking cute man.

  • who the hell in today's age says TELLY!!

  • @jafarkay me

  • @jafarkay Steven Gerrard.

  • @jafarkay Scoucers

  • @jafarkay Scoucers

  • xabi alonso made this video lol what a legend and a top class player

  • Ah Hoo Hoo, Alonso is amazing, so is Stevie G, knowing our luck though he'll do that post-match against Spurs, do his groin again and be out for 5 months again! :/

  • Gerrard make 47 Account

  • Alonso's laugh is hilarious!!!!!

  • @deandog94 haha i didnt notice it until i read your comment

  • I'm raping the 5 button

  • 9 for xabi laugh

  • keep pressing 6

  • how the fuck he did that? he was just standing there!

  • @giannis1994sk i dont know why but ive always been under the impression he had his foot on a spinny chair or something haha, sounds like it goes away from his foot or something

  • Press 8 for Xabi Alonso the monkey

  • He's even diving off the field!

  • worse steven, its on youtube!

  • @MrHeendoo haha lol

  • No it's on the radio! that's why there's a cameraman and camera!

  • press 6 for WOAH

  • Gerrard doing his best impression of Joey from Blossom...

  • liverpool scum

  • @ManUtdFan54

    come back when you've got a champions league at old trafford .. lol good luck.

  • @ManUtdFan54 scum is used for manutd not liverpool u fucking fuckface YNWA

  • @ManUtdFan54

    LOL. You take football WAY too seriously.

  • BORN TO PLAY FOOTBALL, WHEN YOUR LEGS JUST WOULDNT STOP

  • legends

  • leave that for the pitch

  • liverpool gay boyz

  • Alonso, you shouldnt have left liverpool

  • LMFAO!!!!!!

  • he was practicing his diving (x

  • keep pressing 7 for 'intense head zoom' LOL

  • keep pressing 8

  • diving cunt

  • xabi alonso's laugh haha

  • I can't stop laughing omg

  • alonso looks like a backstreet boy with that kinda hair

  • Keeping pressing 8 Lmfao, HUHUH

  • Nowadays, everything gets on the web, not the telly!! 

  • Here for my daily dose of Liverpool fail.

  • keep pressing 6.

  • Press 8 for foreighn laugh

  • hahhaha funny as!!

  • Stevie... It's worse... It's on YouTube

  • Oh-my-god! Is that Xabi Alonso?!?! He has changed soooo much it's crazy what time does to people

  • HAHAHA PAUSE IT AND KEEP PRESSING 6 TO HEAR GERRARD MOANING

  • press 8 over and over for alonso laugh

  • dont need to cough anymre alonso?

  • i wish he broke his fucking legs

  • alosno trying do a fake caugh LOOK

  • xabi best dm

    gerrard one of the best cm

  • falling over whilst standing still WTF!!!!!

  • @paulmc124 he's wearing football boots on tiles, it's easy to slip

  • She fell over!!!

  • funny because he says 'hope thats not on the telly' haha

  • im a united fan and i think iv replayed this a hundred times, im in tears!!hahahhaa

  • xabi alonso looks like he could be a member of nsync

  • 5*

  • Keep pressing 4, the exactlyen monster gets him!

  • alosnso: hoho

  • keep pressing 8 lol :p

  • Alonso has won an All Ireland football medal, a champions league medal,a La Liga medal and a world cup medal!!!

  • Alonso :L

  • No Steven it's not going to be on your tele, because a scouser from your street will rob it.

  • 'hope dats not on de telly'..

    haha gerrerd u must b kiddin rite??

  • @dadarkvador24 haha

  • @dadarkvador24 somthing quick to say isnt it tho so hes not to embarrarssed

  • @MrWhitey998 yea but well i guess dat jus backfired..badly..lol

  • @dadarkvador24

    I hope, really hope, he meant not live on the tv implying they could edit it out-

    either way, if there's a tv camera and a reported in front of you - theres a chance it's on TV

  • @dadarkvador24 Learn to spell you fucktard!

  • @Liverpoolfan801 its called internet slang are u too young or old to realize that?

  • @Liverpoolfan801 its called short message u over-rated dumbshit!!!

  • Did he step on a skateboard?

  • Thumbs up if, when u see this, don´t matter how manny times did u watch, you fucking laugh

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  • his legs are hurting after an obvious thrashing

  • höhö :D

  • Ah alonso you amazing basterd :)

  • If this was Torres, he wuld of got injured... Juss sayin'

  • Unfortunately it is, Stevie!

  • Alonso was going to cough but he got shocked by gerrard

  • @TJproductionszorr haha that was the funniest thing for me!

  • click 6!!!!

  • Alonso come back! :(

  • Lool i love his accent its soo funny..quality player though

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FUCKING KNOBHEAD, SHAME HE DIDNT FALL A BIT HARDER AND BREAK HIS FUCKING NECK, WANKER

  • they looked like brothers.

  • press 8 and and wait a split-second XD

  • HOO-HOO!

  • Sam and Dean Winchester

  • fucking cunt

  • its not on the tele IT O YOUTUBE MWAHAHAHAH

  • Press 8 & BRACE your self for Alonso's Monkey'ish Laugh!

  • 0:07 for alonso 's laugh

  • love alonso's laugh.

  • press 6 for gerrard coming up an escalator for an interview

  • no it's not Stevie its on Youtube with nearly a million views!

  • When Liverpool used to be good.

  • What a prick!

  • Xabi Alonso UHUHUH 0:07 epic

  • As if he didn't come across as an idiot already...

  • @LightningDonkey So because he falls, he's an idiot? Well your comment makes you the idiot.

  • I think Alonso planned this, press 5, he looks shifty...

  • @SteerpikeUK Yeah, funny how the need the cough vanished when Steve fell over ;)

  • press 8 for xabi alonso as santa

    ohoh