The body doesn't need harsh synthetic "medications". It needs infusions of vitamins and minerals, and not to be flooded with toxins. The greatest medical invention of the 20th century is the JUICER. As you put less poisonous food into your body (processed and genetically modified food, refined carbohydrates, high-fructose corn syrup, pesticide-ridden, and, yes, cooked foods), and more raw foods and vegetable juices, especially dark leafy greens, you'll be amazed at your uncovered potential.
Honestly, I think they just animated a running dog and for whatever reason did it that way. I doubt they had a real dog with hip dysplasia as a model. But, yeah...I agree with most...the ad's such a joke. Almost as good as the potentially lethal drugs that'll at least stop your legs from being so restless! *_*
Just seen the US ad on TV and could not stop laughing. 80% of the ad was how this drug can kill you but will help you move better at the same time , Hehehehehehehehehehe
@Zoowey07 Yes! TV advertising is only allowed in 2 countries worldwide - The US and New Zealand. US consumes 50% of the world's drugs and drug sales increased 250% in the first three years of tv drug advertising. Celebrex and other big pharma drugs explains why the US is now down the list to 49th in mortality rates. 48 countries live longer.
@ontariobuds Direct To Consumer advertising - wikipedia > "US terrestrial broadcasters and some US cable broadcasters that have access to the Canadian market via Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) regulation have effectively overridden Canada's laws that forbid DTC with respect to the transmission of these ads into the Canadian market via these broadcasters. The CRTC has not evicted these broadcasters from access to the Canadian market."
@Zoowey07 I agree with you 500%. They are making people afraid to go to the doctor and marketing medicine like it is candy. It is out of control. If those people went to a chiropractor and a holistic doctor (someone who prescribes nutrition and vitamins and minerals and herbs), they would most likely not need that medicine or any medicine inn the first place.
I don't want any money from a pharmaceutical company or whatever. But I recorded the guitar music back in the day of 1997. Its not a tape trick and was not intended for hypnosis. How the tape got into their hands I do not know. Interesting effect in when the chords make a change. I was seventeen years old when I recorded the guitar. I used my ex girlfriends guitar, a PZM microphone which I placed in a wood box for acoustics, a reverb pedal, and an AIWA stereo.
I don't want any money from a pharmaceutical company or whatever. But I recorded the guitar music back in the day of 1997. Its not a tape trick and was not intended for hypnosis. How the tape got into their hands I do not know. Interesting effect in when the chords make a change. I waalls seventeen years old when I recorded the guitar. I used my ex girlfriends guitar, a PZM microphone which I placed in a wood box for acoustics, a reverb pedal, and an AIWA stereo.
This ad uses hypnosis-tape techniques, in which calming, but mildly discordant music and grammatical errors distract a listener with sound-peculiarities from content that might be resisted, which passes into the less-attentively guarded mind. This ad's message is based on the liability-disclaimer, and so substitutes inappropriate tone-of-voice for grammatical errors, like using affirmative tones for weak assertions like "benefits outweigh the risks."
This is so twisted. Showing all these happy subliminal messages while saying in a soothing voice how much this drug will kill you. But what did I really expect from pharmaceutical companies and the FDA...
The people who are writing the negative comments are ignorant...until you have had cronic pain, you need to shut up. I think it is very wise to list the risk of any medicine and the risk does not happen to everyone. I have been taking this medicine for over 2 weeks and I have severe arthritis and I must admit I have taken other medicine in the past for this condition and nothing has worked, but Celebrex has greatly helped me. Do your research and stop making ignorant comments.
Not only is this commercial long as shit, but all I ever hear in it is "May cause death"
Most medicine commercials say that their product "may result in fainting" or something like that. You'd have to be in severe pain to want to play Russian Roulette with this drug.
Celebrex killed my Dad. Understand the risks. See the benefits --- IF YOU LIVE!! -- He was only 58, no heart issues, etc. I'm sure his doctor got a free lunch buffet or some benefit, unlike the benefit of my twins ever seeing their Grandpa.
The FDA has never taken it off the market. So much for the $1,000,000+ my Dad's business paid in federal tax helping him out.
May cause death should be "in some patients, does cause death."
NICOX french biotech with NAPROXCINOD is a oxide nitric DONOR , a best NSAIDS that VIOXX ,celebrex and a nobel prize from nitric oxide has a job with NICOX.
he come this year , very good for heart and stomach
I was reading time magazine recently. I counted 37 pages dedicated to prescription drug ads...37! These drug commercials are getting longer and contain more and more information. The drug companies own television now, and it's only going to get worse.
im currently doing research for my final project on medical marijuana n this commercial is perfect for proving my point that medicines currently approved by the FDA are WORST n have more side effects than mj could ever have
do you have arthiritis? Take this medicine. But if your a human being, you will probably die of heart attack, stroke, or some other horrible thing. Please dont check with your doctor to make sure celebrex is right for you
Do you guys listen to what the commercials say at all? Because if you did, you'd realize that it actually is a very good commercial. It basically tells you that all the medications like Celebrex do all this bad shit, but Celebrex does it the least. Assuming all of this is true, it means that your best bet is Celebrex. Which means the people with Arthritis would take it as opposed to the competition.
There fraud is so powerful they basically tell you how much of a complete fraud there toxic pills are right in your face and you still the believe them!
It would be great to see one of these stik people (after baking a pie or sitting in ski chalet), clutch chest & roll on the floor in agony? Thats an ad Id like to see!
I always think its an infomercial it runs so long whenever I see it at home I mute the tv or change the channel. they really must have messed up if they have to run an ad like this.
God, this commercail is so sad and annoying, they start playing this commercial after my grandmother died, and I didn't want to hear about death all the time. I wish there was death to these commercials.
Why do they put that guitar music behind this? Is that supposed to make us believe all this? Does it make this add more convincing?? Why is it in BLUE?? wha??
This commercial is so fucking long its disgusting. Sometimes I feel like sending a letter to Celebrex telling them that there is no fucking need for a commercial that lasts over 2 minutes and basically takes up the whole commercial break. They should just make a TV show about this crap.
A paragraph describing all of these awful side effects is written on the side of a fence. A man picks up a paintbrush and literally WHITEWASHES over it. So blatant it's bizarre.
Are you retarded? He picks up the paintbrush at 0:36, then does a brush stroke at 0:39 and it DISPLAYS the side effects? He didn't whitewash OVER it, jackass.
This commercial was designed by a clever hypnotist. I'm convinced of it. Every time I see it I fall into a trance.....must get Celebrex.....must get Celebrex....must not worry about risk of heart attack, stroke or stomach problems.....must get Celebrex....riding bikes is fun.....
While I'm sure a lot of the side effects and interactions are real, I don't know that this is a legitimate ad from the company. How many of you have EVER seen a 2.5-minute comercial? They are maybe 30 seconds long at most.
I actually saw another version of this commercial (same graphics, same words, slightly different order of information) and came online to see if someone had posted it, because I thought the amount of side effects was hillarious. So yeah, it's legit even if it is really long :P
I love how extremely dangerous and heavy duty drugs have a calm voice and peaceful music to it when describing absolutely horrible side-effects. Ahh, the joys of medicine in a capitalistic society.
True, but better than medicine in a country with socialized medicine (like mine). Here medicine is still decades behind, because there are no incentives for improvement. Access to healthcare is incredibily difficult and slow, or so incredibly expensive it becomes prohibitive.
This commercial is the mark of the beast unveiled. Don't u c itz trying to radicate itz victims with death, DEATH!!! Hey, i think itz the right pill for those CULTS that commit suicide cus of some bullshit they believe in. I'm terrified of this ad. What do u think about the new celebrex ad????
This is such bullshit. Who would buy this unless they were deeper? This isnt a commercial, its like a public service announcement on how DANGEROUS this shit is.
What I don't get is that one side effect is an increased risk for a stroke...which is caused by a blood clot...yet another side effect is increased bleeding due to it being a blood thinner...what exactly is this pill doing to my body? o.O
Ahh...understood...now I'm even more concerned though...I'm a hemophiliac and my doc told me to take this for arthritis...I'd rather live with the pain than cause my blood to clot even less.
The first 60 seconds warns you twice....death....death. Then it tells you the possible side effects (death) is better than the alternative (painfull joints). Wow, that makes sense!!! I'd would certainly rather be dead than have aching joints.
Thanks Celebrex!! Where do I sign up??
Oh yeah I need to see my "prescriber" (they don't call them doctors anymore).
I heard Death so many times in this. It's keep saying it will increase bad stuff so it more a killer pill. Also alot of stuff like this they show people smilling but they are showing computer people so that means test people died.
Cannabis has been known to not cause bleeding ulcers w/ death, etc etc etc. And I'll buy that testicle cancer crap when the results are duplicated a few times.
The commercial is obnoxiously long, but you have to hand it to them- they are being very upfront about their drug and the risks therein. Most commercials warn about whether a drug has or has not been properly tested and verified in the small text at the bottom of the screen, or at least say it very quickly at the end of the ad. They clearly want to make sure they cant get sued if the wrong person takes Celebrex and dies from it.
....which is good, I guess, even if it's for the wrong reasons.
I think you're giving them far too much credit. They're required by law to provide all such disclaimers and clinic results. The same goes for any other prescription med commercial.
to theslothmonkey, do you have any shred of credible evidence to back your claim or is it based simply on a single article by Dr Ron Leifer? Was just wondering if you knew the definition of what is meant by a biochemical imbalance?
"In the past 4 decades nearly twice as many Americans have died in psychiatric hospitals than in all U.S. wars since 1776. 1.1 million psychiatric deaths."
The Journal of the AMA states that over 125,000 Americans die each year from adverse effects of FDA-approved drugs.
"The FDA is incapable of protecting America from unsafe drugs. The FDA is broken." -David Graham, Director at FDA Office of Drug Safety.
Vioxx alone caused "88,000 to 139,000" heart attacks where "30-40% probably died."
"There is not one shred of credible evidence demonstrating that psychiatrists call mental illness are brain diseases or biochemical imbalances. Its all fraud." -Dr. Ron Leifer, Psychiatrist.
"There are no biological tests for any mental illnesses." -Psychiatrist.
"In fact, we dont know what the causes of mental illness are." -Psychiatrist.
"While raking in $2 trillion annually, psychiatrists cannot point to a single cure."
"There are no real cures right now in Psychiatry." -Psychiatrist.
Just so everyone knows, psychiatry is not a $2 trillion industry in the U.S. I can't find what $2 trillion theslothmonkey is referring to, whether it's money worldwide or something else. If I remember correctly, $2 trillion would describe the health care industry in the US as a WHOLE. Just a slight factcheck. I'm not saying that money in psychiatry is or is not well spent, just want to clear that quote.
Why does this commercial remind me of the Happy fun ball thing from SNL? Lol. do not taunt celebrex. If celebrex begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.
Actually, people who are at risk take low dose aspirin to reduce their chance of heart attack. Studies have shown that low dose is just as or more effective than high dose. High dose also has greater chance of bleeding.
HEY! We just discussed this. I like how they're trying to rebuild the brand with this. Remember when Celebrex and Vioxx were taken off the market? I think it's a unique commercial, and am astounded that they took the time to explain as much as they do. Wow, that must have cost a fortune.
This ad is bullshit. It came on and I went to take a dump and it was still on when I got back! That's with me even using proper wiping techniques. I might have to take some Celebrex and die from a stroke so I don't have to see this junk again.
Even though this commercial is super long, I like it because it will take it's place in history, for me it will always remind me of my senior year of high school and all the wonderful expereinces I had during that year.
"for some patients celebrex's benefits outweigh the risks" wtf? this is the most unsafe drug ever "celebrex has never been taken off the market".. LOL the whole point of the commercial is to convince you that it might be ok if you take it.. but it may cause death how friggin retarted.
Normally I roll my eyes at the anti "Big Pharma" crowd. But when I was assaulted by this ad, which is 2:30 of pure audiovisual torture, I felt contempt for the industry for the first time.
what the fuck
QualityKush 3 months ago
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The body doesn't need harsh synthetic "medications". It needs infusions of vitamins and minerals, and not to be flooded with toxins. The greatest medical invention of the 20th century is the JUICER. As you put less poisonous food into your body (processed and genetically modified food, refined carbohydrates, high-fructose corn syrup, pesticide-ridden, and, yes, cooked foods), and more raw foods and vegetable juices, especially dark leafy greens, you'll be amazed at your uncovered potential.
Silenus6 6 months ago
00:52 Dog barks
wizao3 6 months ago
The characters, the dog, the mountains, the bike, everything is LITERALLY made out of fine print.
Ironic in every sense of the word.
Wangin8r 8 months ago
Honestly, I think they just animated a running dog and for whatever reason did it that way. I doubt they had a real dog with hip dysplasia as a model. But, yeah...I agree with most...the ad's such a joke. Almost as good as the potentially lethal drugs that'll at least stop your legs from being so restless! *_*
rafflesia 9 months ago
This ad is really an IQ test. Only an idiot would take this stuff.
Daibhidh464 10 months ago
Just seen the US ad on TV and could not stop laughing. 80% of the ad was how this drug can kill you but will help you move better at the same time , Hehehehehehehehehehe
garagecrap 10 months ago
The benefits outweigh the risks? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
The risk is death, the benefit is relief from arthritis.
ontariobuds 11 months ago
What kind of commercial is this?
"For CERTAIN patients, celebrex's benefits, outweigh the risks"
WHAT?
whenever this used to come on I would freak out at how long it was
skymanross 11 months ago
go to a holistic doctor!
birdiehats 1 year ago
By far, the best sucide pills on the market
AminoReaxn 1 year ago 8
So what i get from this comercial is health wise
Serial killer > Celebrex
mrlayudowns 1 year ago
I hate seeing these stupid commercials everyday. Am I the only one who thinks that advertising drugs on television is morally questionable?
Zoowey07 1 year ago 4
@Zoowey07 Yes! TV advertising is only allowed in 2 countries worldwide - The US and New Zealand. US consumes 50% of the world's drugs and drug sales increased 250% in the first three years of tv drug advertising. Celebrex and other big pharma drugs explains why the US is now down the list to 49th in mortality rates. 48 countries live longer.
ScarlettDuchess 1 year ago
@ScarlettDuchess what the heck are you talking about? I live in Canada and they advertise on TV.
ontariobuds 11 months ago
@ontariobuds Direct To Consumer advertising - wikipedia > "US terrestrial broadcasters and some US cable broadcasters that have access to the Canadian market via Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) regulation have effectively overridden Canada's laws that forbid DTC with respect to the transmission of these ads into the Canadian market via these broadcasters. The CRTC has not evicted these broadcasters from access to the Canadian market."
ScarlettDuchess 11 months ago
@Zoowey07 I agree with you 500%. They are making people afraid to go to the doctor and marketing medicine like it is candy. It is out of control. If those people went to a chiropractor and a holistic doctor (someone who prescribes nutrition and vitamins and minerals and herbs), they would most likely not need that medicine or any medicine inn the first place.
birdiehats 1 year ago 2
LOL who the hell would take this ??!!
PirateGinger 1 year ago 5
when i first saw this commercial was like will this ever end!
supersimsboy 1 year ago 4
I don't want any money from a pharmaceutical company or whatever. But I recorded the guitar music back in the day of 1997. Its not a tape trick and was not intended for hypnosis. How the tape got into their hands I do not know. Interesting effect in when the chords make a change. I was seventeen years old when I recorded the guitar. I used my ex girlfriends guitar, a PZM microphone which I placed in a wood box for acoustics, a reverb pedal, and an AIWA stereo.
not crazy I really made this!
dbabella 1 year ago
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InfiniteBlue00 1 year ago
I don't want any money from a pharmaceutical company or whatever. But I recorded the guitar music back in the day of 1997. Its not a tape trick and was not intended for hypnosis. How the tape got into their hands I do not know. Interesting effect in when the chords make a change. I waalls seventeen years old when I recorded the guitar. I used my ex girlfriends guitar, a PZM microphone which I placed in a wood box for acoustics, a reverb pedal, and an AIWA stereo.
not crazy I really made this!
dbabella 1 year ago
This ad uses hypnosis-tape techniques, in which calming, but mildly discordant music and grammatical errors distract a listener with sound-peculiarities from content that might be resisted, which passes into the less-attentively guarded mind. This ad's message is based on the liability-disclaimer, and so substitutes inappropriate tone-of-voice for grammatical errors, like using affirmative tones for weak assertions like "benefits outweigh the risks."
Very sleazy.
grizzlygrizzle 1 year ago 2
Celebrex. Because we haven't killed anyone yet.
lesorciercalifornien 1 year ago
This is so twisted. Showing all these happy subliminal messages while saying in a soothing voice how much this drug will kill you. But what did I really expect from pharmaceutical companies and the FDA...
gsus7125 1 year ago 2
the only thing i like about this ad is the music
bold4536 1 year ago
The people who are writing the negative comments are ignorant...until you have had cronic pain, you need to shut up. I think it is very wise to list the risk of any medicine and the risk does not happen to everyone. I have been taking this medicine for over 2 weeks and I have severe arthritis and I must admit I have taken other medicine in the past for this condition and nothing has worked, but Celebrex has greatly helped me. Do your research and stop making ignorant comments.
muttons123 1 year ago
@muttons123
Marijuana > celebrex
iWearGlassesLOL 1 year ago
Not only is this commercial long as shit, but all I ever hear in it is "May cause death"
Most medicine commercials say that their product "may result in fainting" or something like that. You'd have to be in severe pain to want to play Russian Roulette with this drug.
Saturnstales 1 year ago
My mom has taken this drug for years and swears by it. Sometimes death would be preferred than deal with horrible arthritis pain.
correctmugshot 1 year ago
Celebrex killed my Dad. Understand the risks. See the benefits --- IF YOU LIVE!! -- He was only 58, no heart issues, etc. I'm sure his doctor got a free lunch buffet or some benefit, unlike the benefit of my twins ever seeing their Grandpa.
The FDA has never taken it off the market. So much for the $1,000,000+ my Dad's business paid in federal tax helping him out.
May cause death should be "in some patients, does cause death."
GJJ2020 1 year ago 2
I remember when this was always on... drove me INSANE.
pikacunut 1 year ago
"It may cause death" repeated throughout the commercial doesn't make me want your product.
Sammy770662 1 year ago
@Sammy770662 the new commercials are not as "cynical"
gluetubeserver 1 year ago
I love that this ad is uncut HAHAH, im so scared to buy it now.
jamescolincampbell 1 year ago
what the fuck....... I just took a couple of these cause I broke my arm.... im gonna die! lmao
HeavyMetal666Man 1 year ago
I feel reassured, now. Take it and you might die... or maybe not...
DeakinBusiness 1 year ago
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NICOX french biotech with NAPROXCINOD is a oxide nitric DONOR , a best NSAIDS that VIOXX ,celebrex and a nobel prize from nitric oxide has a job with NICOX.
he come this year , very good for heart and stomach
HE IS MULiTOMODALE
yabazoul 1 year ago
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yabazoul 1 year ago
Fuck these pills, legalize (and tax) pot!
MEpianist 1 year ago 6
LOL, ever time this commercial comes on, I go make popcorn. I *HATE* this commercial.
alisadm 2 years ago
hahahahh
sportybrat92 1 year ago
The FDA requires all these NSAID pain relievers, including CELEBREX,
to have the same cardiovascular warning.
pm41224 2 years ago
I was reading time magazine recently. I counted 37 pages dedicated to prescription drug ads...37! These drug commercials are getting longer and contain more and more information. The drug companies own television now, and it's only going to get worse.
mikemi28 2 years ago 2
wtf
BHeadie 2 years ago
"It does not matter if you die from this drug. The benefits outweigh the risks."
TummyFatHelp 2 years ago
I burst out with laughter every time I see this commercial.
TummyFatHelp 2 years ago 2
The actual commercial is 30 seconds, and the disclaimers are 3 minutes!
maplespak 2 years ago
Medical marijuana is legitimate pain relief.
asdfxcxv 2 years ago 32
im currently doing research for my final project on medical marijuana n this commercial is perfect for proving my point that medicines currently approved by the FDA are WORST n have more side effects than mj could ever have
maryrod10 2 years ago
@asdfxcxv best kind out there
Sammy770662 1 year ago
"watching this commercial, may increase chance of death."
furrymormonguy 2 years ago
*yawns* ♔ ♔
furlo44 2 years ago
What song is this?
arabburnvictim 2 years ago
i'd rather smoke a joint.
septip123 2 years ago
It's time for real calls.
Taktwo2 2 years ago
I remember my friend and I were watching TV at his place, and this AD came on... it just went on and on... we were like "Wow, that ad was insane"...
HplusG 2 years ago
do you have arthiritis? Take this medicine. But if your a human being, you will probably die of heart attack, stroke, or some other horrible thing. Please dont check with your doctor to make sure celebrex is right for you
Boppaloppagus 2 years ago
so just who would qualify to take this med? who is the "ideal" patient???
kyleparks1983 2 years ago
Have arthritis? Take our drug!
Side effects:
Heart attack
Stroke
Skin reaction
Ulcer
Death
Death
Death
Cure your arthritis now!
dougwhateva 2 years ago 39
Do you guys listen to what the commercials say at all? Because if you did, you'd realize that it actually is a very good commercial. It basically tells you that all the medications like Celebrex do all this bad shit, but Celebrex does it the least. Assuming all of this is true, it means that your best bet is Celebrex. Which means the people with Arthritis would take it as opposed to the competition.
6ThreeSided9 2 years ago
There fraud is so powerful they basically tell you how much of a complete fraud there toxic pills are right in your face and you still the believe them!
TheUltimateReaper2 2 years ago
the music is great ....
jcourt210 2 years ago 2
I thought it was just me that noticed how ill the music was. good ear.
Echaliesun 2 years ago 3
sooooooooooo long... not very convincing,
Shamwow and Slap chop are better commercials :)
Eliott1L2T 2 years ago
this ISN'T convincing?! haha wow... you have some brain problems man
italy430 2 years ago
ya its a different ad thats for sure
Antman1317 2 years ago
It would be great to see one of these stik people (after baking a pie or sitting in ski chalet), clutch chest & roll on the floor in agony? Thats an ad Id like to see!
"Street drugs" seem better bet than big Pharma!
FRADAVE01 2 years ago
I always think its an infomercial it runs so long whenever I see it at home I mute the tv or change the channel. they really must have messed up if they have to run an ad like this.
clyvid 2 years ago
I feel sad now.
:(
Good thing I don't take Celebrex!
It doesn't seem they're really trying to sell the product.
Which is what I thought commercials were suppossed to do.
"It may kill you, but your arthritis may be relieved at least a little before you do!"
paaloozaa 2 years ago
i love this commercial so much
SeargentSmash 2 years ago
Does anyone know what the name of that song is?
kiloa22 2 years ago
God, this commercail is so sad and annoying, they start playing this commercial after my grandmother died, and I didn't want to hear about death all the time. I wish there was death to these commercials.
CatBryant 2 years ago
Why do they put that guitar music behind this? Is that supposed to make us believe all this? Does it make this add more convincing?? Why is it in BLUE?? wha??
Doumbeck 2 years ago
I have rheumatoid arthritis, and I asked my Rheumatologist about Celebrex after I saw this commercial and he prescribed it to me.
I've been on it since November of last year and the benefits do out weigh the risks.
Sorry that the 2 minutes and 29 seconds of this video was such an imposition on your lives.
vancunt 2 years ago
This commercial is so fucking long its disgusting. Sometimes I feel like sending a letter to Celebrex telling them that there is no fucking need for a commercial that lasts over 2 minutes and basically takes up the whole commercial break. They should just make a TV show about this crap.
DaCrimsonTide 2 years ago
i hate it when this show comes on its boring
wolhayomg 2 years ago 2
At :36 seconds note this imagery:
A paragraph describing all of these awful side effects is written on the side of a fence. A man picks up a paintbrush and literally WHITEWASHES over it. So blatant it's bizarre.
UniversalAgent 2 years ago
this freaked me out. i'll stick to my old methods of relaxing :)
ayanegui 2 years ago
Are you retarded? He picks up the paintbrush at 0:36, then does a brush stroke at 0:39 and it DISPLAYS the side effects? He didn't whitewash OVER it, jackass.
flesrouytsacdaorb 2 years ago
Hahaha for SOME people, the benefits outweigh the risks.
BlueSquiggles 2 years ago
Wait
Whats the benefits? I only heard stuff about me DYING.
Seth6Strummer 2 years ago 2
This commercial was designed by a clever hypnotist. I'm convinced of it. Every time I see it I fall into a trance.....must get Celebrex.....must get Celebrex....must not worry about risk of heart attack, stroke or stomach problems.....must get Celebrex....riding bikes is fun.....
ChuggoNarwhals 2 years ago
What is the name of the song in the ad?
PRTBOY1911 2 years ago
I doubt that's a real song...and can't imagine why you would want that
bumpercarmonday 2 years ago
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PrinCezzFlash 2 years ago
I feel like I'm gonna drop dead just from looking at the damn bottle.
Toiletqwerty 2 years ago
Check out my video "Advidryl Yearly", it's a parody of this commercial plus other medicines.
SlamminDoorsComedy 2 years ago
While I'm sure a lot of the side effects and interactions are real, I don't know that this is a legitimate ad from the company. How many of you have EVER seen a 2.5-minute comercial? They are maybe 30 seconds long at most.
TransfronterizoSDTij 2 years ago
I actually saw another version of this commercial (same graphics, same words, slightly different order of information) and came online to see if someone had posted it, because I thought the amount of side effects was hillarious. So yeah, it's legit even if it is really long :P
aderon2 2 years ago
Just saw it on tv lmao
Seth6Strummer 2 years ago
I love how extremely dangerous and heavy duty drugs have a calm voice and peaceful music to it when describing absolutely horrible side-effects. Ahh, the joys of medicine in a capitalistic society.
CapnCircus 2 years ago
True, but better than medicine in a country with socialized medicine (like mine). Here medicine is still decades behind, because there are no incentives for improvement. Access to healthcare is incredibily difficult and slow, or so incredibly expensive it becomes prohibitive.
TransfronterizoSDTij 2 years ago
This commercial is the mark of the beast unveiled. Don't u c itz trying to radicate itz victims with death, DEATH!!! Hey, i think itz the right pill for those CULTS that commit suicide cus of some bullshit they believe in. I'm terrified of this ad. What do u think about the new celebrex ad????
paulmorewest 2 years ago
This is such bullshit. Who would buy this unless they were deeper? This isnt a commercial, its like a public service announcement on how DANGEROUS this shit is.
ThomasAWilliam 2 years ago
A lot of people are shameless in what they advertise for. This commercial shows that pharmaceutical companies are no exception.
JohnSFlushing 2 years ago
lol "for certain patients, celebrex' benefits outweigh its risks"
Covertghost 2 years ago
....Unbelievable.
scorpion990 2 years ago
Does anybody know what this song is
antasexy 2 years ago
No but this is the mark of the beast creeping up on the weak and preying on their victims with death. This commercial fucken scares me
paulmorewest 2 years ago
Thanks to this ad, I no longer know what this pill is for.
infermon 2 years ago 2
There is just no happy way to say the word death.
tls502 2 years ago
What I don't get is that one side effect is an increased risk for a stroke...which is caused by a blood clot...yet another side effect is increased bleeding due to it being a blood thinner...what exactly is this pill doing to my body? o.O
94XJ 2 years ago
Not all strokes are caused by clots. The stroke they're talking about is a hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in the brain).
abardwell 2 years ago
Ahh...understood...now I'm even more concerned though...I'm a hemophiliac and my doc told me to take this for arthritis...I'd rather live with the pain than cause my blood to clot even less.
94XJ 2 years ago
I'm getting fucking arthritis just watching this long ass commercial!
Iffy350 2 years ago
What a misleading ad. The first part is crap. "Not clear" my ass; that's a deliberate smear of their competition.
psyck011 2 years ago
The first 60 seconds warns you twice....death....death. Then it tells you the possible side effects (death) is better than the alternative (painfull joints). Wow, that makes sense!!! I'd would certainly rather be dead than have aching joints.
Thanks Celebrex!! Where do I sign up??
Oh yeah I need to see my "prescriber" (they don't call them doctors anymore).
dcraw777 2 years ago
I heard Death so many times in this. It's keep saying it will increase bad stuff so it more a killer pill. Also alot of stuff like this they show people smilling but they are showing computer people so that means test people died.
Jesse12489 2 years ago
This Ad is very informative and amusing
but I don't have arthritis
Undertakerfan2002 2 years ago
That was the longest commercial i've seen before. Is it really tht long on tv?
queenbeesaira 2 years ago
Yes it is. They are required by law to tell you how many ways it can harm or kill you. In the case of this drug, it takes quite a while.
dcraw777 2 years ago
What is that song i want it
teddybear221995 2 years ago
Damn that track in the background is Ill. Anybody know what that is and where I can find it ?
Echaliesun 2 years ago
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dcraw777 2 years ago
Chances are you can find it in any well stocked cd or mp3 site under "hypnosis" or "subliminal advertising". Let us know if you do.
dcraw777 2 years ago
ok i thought i was the only one who found this 2 be ridiculous... shit... ill keep the arthritis
Nia59 2 years ago
Cannabis has been known to not cause bleeding ulcers w/ death, etc etc etc. And I'll buy that testicle cancer crap when the results are duplicated a few times.
asdfxcxv 3 years ago
I'll smoke to that.
WesternDragonKing 2 years ago
This commercial is funny, its like death death death intestinal bleeding death death death anal warts death death death.
NuclearMisfit 3 years ago
So where can I get hold of Cannabis?
dawnsinclair 3 years ago
.....and we've only had a few people die, and the world is overcrowded anyway, right?.........Gimme a break!!
ronboy51 3 years ago
yes please anyone tell me/us whats the name of the song
lostmarbles798 3 years ago
what is that fuckin song!
donnie1718 3 years ago
The commercial is obnoxiously long, but you have to hand it to them- they are being very upfront about their drug and the risks therein. Most commercials warn about whether a drug has or has not been properly tested and verified in the small text at the bottom of the screen, or at least say it very quickly at the end of the ad. They clearly want to make sure they cant get sued if the wrong person takes Celebrex and dies from it.
....which is good, I guess, even if it's for the wrong reasons.
EmoSamurai 3 years ago
I think you're giving them far too much credit. They're required by law to provide all such disclaimers and clinic results. The same goes for any other prescription med commercial.
kennmac 3 years ago
Can someone id the song please?!?
eurovictor 3 years ago
does anyone know the name of this song???!!!
bold4536 3 years ago
what is the name of this song??? some one tell me please!!!
bold4536 3 years ago
This commercial is absolutely rediculous! We pay for TV and have to listed to these retarded commercials that last 2:30 minutes?!?!?!
We are all sheep....Led by corporate america and even in our own home.
How did we survive in the 80's without medicine, viagra, penis enhancement, restless leg syndrome commercials, etc!!!??????
av8rdavid2003 3 years ago
Av8rdavid, turn off your damn TV if your going to have a tantrum every time a commercial comes on. Jesus.....
boon4376 3 years ago
This reminds me of the animations from Hitchhiker's Guide
robbie4242 3 years ago
this shits crazy what retard would take it
sleepyhead12 3 years ago
fags
MeTube778 3 years ago
to theslothmonkey, do you have any shred of credible evidence to back your claim or is it based simply on a single article by Dr Ron Leifer? Was just wondering if you knew the definition of what is meant by a biochemical imbalance?
veritasvosliberat 3 years ago
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"In the past 4 decades nearly twice as many Americans have died in psychiatric hospitals than in all U.S. wars since 1776. 1.1 million psychiatric deaths."
The Journal of the AMA states that over 125,000 Americans die each year from adverse effects of FDA-approved drugs.
"The FDA is incapable of protecting America from unsafe drugs. The FDA is broken." -David Graham, Director at FDA Office of Drug Safety.
Vioxx alone caused "88,000 to 139,000" heart attacks where "30-40% probably died."
theslothmonkey 3 years ago
"There is not one shred of credible evidence demonstrating that psychiatrists call mental illness are brain diseases or biochemical imbalances. Its all fraud." -Dr. Ron Leifer, Psychiatrist.
"There are no biological tests for any mental illnesses." -Psychiatrist.
"In fact, we dont know what the causes of mental illness are." -Psychiatrist.
"While raking in $2 trillion annually, psychiatrists cannot point to a single cure."
"There are no real cures right now in Psychiatry." -Psychiatrist.
theslothmonkey 3 years ago 2
Just so everyone knows, psychiatry is not a $2 trillion industry in the U.S. I can't find what $2 trillion theslothmonkey is referring to, whether it's money worldwide or something else. If I remember correctly, $2 trillion would describe the health care industry in the US as a WHOLE. Just a slight factcheck. I'm not saying that money in psychiatry is or is not well spent, just want to clear that quote.
cpsteiner 3 years ago
Pharma is full of crap
Clockworkforest 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA,this is a anti commercial,this can´t be real XD
lemsipGY 3 years ago 5
They say death sooo many times.
NuclearMisfit 3 years ago 3
Why does this commercial remind me of the Happy fun ball thing from SNL? Lol. do not taunt celebrex. If celebrex begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.
Patoloco42 3 years ago 2
This shit may kill you, but take it anyway! We need the money and you might feel a little better before you keel over!
belgurdo 3 years ago 2
Fuck heroin. Celebrex is hardcore shit.
lolumbine 3 years ago 7
Don't take it, you die
Take it, you're still gonna die
Yankhadenough 3 years ago 2
Are there any compilations out there full of music like this that I can hunt down?
ekkostar 3 years ago
yea, the music still is beautiful, especially the guitar, but the commercial...so depressing! ;-(
MemfisPrince 3 years ago
How can this commercial be 2:30 long and the warnings start at :30?
juniorjiggity75 3 years ago 3
which show?
dnlninja 3 years ago
The benefits outweigh the risk... uh i would fucking hope so.
:45 - :50 "which can occur without warning and may cause death"
"lets dive deeper, a low percentage" what the fuck is that?
then they say CELEBREX can be used with low dose asprin - uh if you need asprin you dont take low fucking doses.
"CELEBREX relieves arthritis pain, stiffness and inflamation" then individual results may vary pops up at the bottom.
then they end with understand the risks. See the benefits. fuck
jaekyd06 3 years ago
Actually, people who are at risk take low dose aspirin to reduce their chance of heart attack. Studies have shown that low dose is just as or more effective than high dose. High dose also has greater chance of bleeding.
stephenrennt 3 years ago
This is simply THE WORST spot I have ever seen.
CzmoKramer 3 years ago
this is a blockbuster movie in itself, except with a lame plot
I think i'll try eating buttered popcorn topped off with some 'shrooms and a pinch of cinnamon the next time I see this
todawhet 3 years ago
people celebrate over having strokes. those pfizer guys are some real marketing geniuses.
insomniabelow 3 years ago
Jesus christ. I am not taking this drug.
Blitzingtakin 3 years ago
It sounds like they recorded three seconds of music and looped it to two and a half minutes.
ntropolis 3 years ago
HEY! We just discussed this. I like how they're trying to rebuild the brand with this. Remember when Celebrex and Vioxx were taken off the market? I think it's a unique commercial, and am astounded that they took the time to explain as much as they do. Wow, that must have cost a fortune.
jestbiteme 3 years ago
This ad is bullshit. It came on and I went to take a dump and it was still on when I got back! That's with me even using proper wiping techniques. I might have to take some Celebrex and die from a stroke so I don't have to see this junk again.
cosmoracer 3 years ago
Is this shit for real? You got to be fucking kidding me.
georgeofthejungle99 3 years ago
That's like slitting your throat to stop it from itching. I don't think the benefits outweigh the risks.
keyonte0 3 years ago
Is arthritis pain really THAT bad?
keyonte0 3 years ago
Damn, this is a long commercial.
Cormier6083 3 years ago
Even though this commercial is super long, I like it because it will take it's place in history, for me it will always remind me of my senior year of high school and all the wonderful expereinces I had during that year.
Sealy2u 3 years ago
they needed to stop when they said, lets dive deeper
patriotnations07 3 years ago
I'm sure this commercial is great when you're high and it's probably the target demographic for the commercial. Do they show this during Adult Swim?
ekkostar 3 years ago
love the instrumental though.
JeannaUtena 3 years ago
ARHH leave celebrex alone! me and death are pretty cool friggin friends!! lol
JeannaUtena 3 years ago
only in america....
muckylaces 3 years ago
wtf??
patriotnations07 3 years ago
only in america wud they advertise things like this...."the benefits outweigh the risks"..."may
cause stroke..." WHAT?
muckylaces 3 years ago
I love the instrumental...but NOT the ad
MemfisPrince 3 years ago
tha song iz kinda soothing,but tha message iz kinda disturbing
bboygroundbreaka 3 years ago
yea...I just saw this too.
This drug may possibly kill your dumb ass for taking it...but won't it be trippy seeing in this amazing bluish green matrix fantasy all the time?
skoubydoo 3 years ago
Is this from Saturday Night Live???????
tarquin08 3 years ago
"for some patients celebrex's benefits outweigh the risks" wtf? this is the most unsafe drug ever "celebrex has never been taken off the market".. LOL the whole point of the commercial is to convince you that it might be ok if you take it.. but it may cause death how friggin retarted.
dsmite 3 years ago
thank you for posting... this is by far the longest commercial ever... think they broke a world record?
JoeyLeigh3 3 years ago
WTF? We live in a country of Idiots--if they make this STUPID commercial...and we are stupid enough to watch it! Uh, thanks for posting, by the way!
kaohsiung99 3 years ago
these commercials are too damn long. . .
therickmeister123 3 years ago
Normally I roll my eyes at the anti "Big Pharma" crowd. But when I was assaulted by this ad, which is 2:30 of pure audiovisual torture, I felt contempt for the industry for the first time.
jakeharvey 3 years ago