Atheism: a tiny cosmic egg hatched giving birth to hungry fireballs that eat hydrogen and vomit out beams of power and sticky blocks. The sticky blocks snapped together until a group of them magically became a big blue ball, which sprouted talking animals. But they didn't fall off because a mystical force pulled on their feet. They talked by squeezing bags of air over living musical instruments which sent notes to tiny drums attached to a computer inside their heads that was built by no one.
Yeah, this is one pretty fucked up holiday. You got some creepy zombie who came back from the dead, after being impaled opon a stick, and there is a rabbit who goes into peoples houses and shits out plastic eggs all over the place. Really weird.
Easter is not just about Jesus. it goes back beyond the Church's reach. i know you're being satirical...i still recommend you do some research. it's amazing at how many "holidays" are "cannibalized Pagan rituals/traditions".
buddy...you know i love you and I love your videos and i love everything you do...but calling a tradition of 3 billion people lame...i think you're the lame(only this time...for me you're still cool after the easter :P...i dont want to offend you)...
it would be ok if it made sense. but theres just no explanation for the easter bunny. I dont get it at all. Even when I was a little kid I didnt get it . I thought the easter bunny was fake and there was a guy that came in a van with a bunny suit on and then walked to ur backyard to hide eggs. then he would get in his van and leave.
the funniest thing about this is that the whle bunny and eggs this is a paegan ritual xD
Idont get it either. and i've been kicked out of my religion class at shcool (i go to some fckin uptight catholic school) for arguing about it many times.
XD...pure kid's imagination...i never thought about it when I was a kid...i just didn't care who hides the eggs...i just used to like to collect them and it the candy ofcourse!!!XD...
Atheism: a tiny cosmic egg hatched giving birth to hungry fireballs that eat hydrogen and vomit out beams of power and sticky blocks. The sticky blocks snapped together until a group of them magically became a big blue ball, which sprouted talking animals. But they didn't fall off because a mystical force pulled on their feet. They talked by squeezing bags of air over living musical instruments which sent notes to tiny drums attached to a computer inside their heads that was built by no one.
Ap0l0gia 11 months ago
you are my new boy friend!!!! i french toast love you.
Scotsgirl360 1 year ago
Yeah, this is one pretty fucked up holiday. You got some creepy zombie who came back from the dead, after being impaled opon a stick, and there is a rabbit who goes into peoples houses and shits out plastic eggs all over the place. Really weird.
SalSalazarAndIanHD 1 year ago
my dad dressed up as the easter bunny one yr and tried to hide some candy in my room .... scarred me fer life !!
hellzreject026 2 years ago
Sutor(es) ne ultra crepidam.
dies1domini 2 years ago
Easter is not just about Jesus. it goes back beyond the Church's reach. i know you're being satirical...i still recommend you do some research. it's amazing at how many "holidays" are "cannibalized Pagan rituals/traditions".
word.
invisyblninja 2 years ago
Awesome. That was really fucking funny.
SeeJohnTalk 2 years ago
"happy zombifyed Jesus day!"
haha your hilarious! :D
TrueBlue233 2 years ago
The Easter bunny is a Pagan tradition.
GuitarGeekCm 2 years ago
dude your videos are awesome.
there getting soo much better
ClassicMetalFan22 2 years ago
DAMN!
You got Jelly beans????
lucky.
marcushelbling 2 years ago
your videos are so addictive haha... your a funny guy..
Happy Easter
- Brent
BrentRocker 2 years ago
Yes.
I agree.
lol.
Dude, you're so much funnier in your videos now, i am like addicted to them.
Great video, please don't stop making them anytime soon. :]
Ttyl.
Zenna135 2 years ago
now about the rabbits and stuff...it is another american modernized stupid thing for kids and parents that make the big bosses a bit more rich...
SilenceCallsTheMovie 2 years ago
buddy...you know i love you and I love your videos and i love everything you do...but calling a tradition of 3 billion people lame...i think you're the lame(only this time...for me you're still cool after the easter :P...i dont want to offend you)...
SilenceCallsTheMovie 2 years ago
it would be ok if it made sense. but theres just no explanation for the easter bunny. I dont get it at all. Even when I was a little kid I didnt get it . I thought the easter bunny was fake and there was a guy that came in a van with a bunny suit on and then walked to ur backyard to hide eggs. then he would get in his van and leave.
PaulSaysThings 2 years ago
the funniest thing about this is that the whle bunny and eggs this is a paegan ritual xD
Idont get it either. and i've been kicked out of my religion class at shcool (i go to some fckin uptight catholic school) for arguing about it many times.
and when did bunnies start laying eggs O.o
HiddenCalories 2 years ago
XD...pure kid's imagination...i never thought about it when I was a kid...i just didn't care who hides the eggs...i just used to like to collect them and it the candy ofcourse!!!XD...
SilenceCallsTheMovie 2 years ago
"Dear snapple. Please don't make asian pear green tea anymore. You are not good at it."
I lol'd so hard.
ihastired 2 years ago