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Just keep doing what you do bro...It's very good. Not to mention the racist walls that are broken down with every laugh...Great approach at doing a very good thing for the world.
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omg, i swear to god. The beginning part"I just wanna clear something, i'm egyptian thanx" sounds sooo much like russell peters opening just replace "egyptian" with"indian"hmmmm... suspicious
I've been saying that since 1996 when I started stand up. Besides....that's not an uncommon phrase with comedians now as far as stating their ethnicity.
LOL....well I've opened for them twice this year and I performing with Dean Obeidallah and Aron Kader at the New York Arab American Comedy Festival this month.
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one thing thats true is these ppl feel the only way they can b accepted in the western world is by makin fun of themselves, their cultures and religions
if u want to think of it that way then americans constantly make fun of themselves. have u seen jay leno or david letterment or kathy griffin..?? they all make fun of the american government and the celebs and what not..they're dont doing it to get accepted. most of them do it to show those narrow-minded ignorant americans that not all middle easterns are terrorists..
It's not the only way but you do catch more flies with honey. There are few ways that connect people on a basic level - one is food, the other is laughter.
"what an idiot guy. Why do all Middle Eastern comedians have to make fun of themselves and their culture in order to make people laugh. Can't you just be funny without making fun of your people? That is sick"
you guys are retarded. in a normal situation i would actually TRY to explain what comedy is, but i'm not even going to bother this time, i'm just going to leave ignorants the way they are.
what an idiot guy. Why do all Middle Eastern comedians have to make fun of themselves and their culture in order to make people laugh. Can't you just be funny without making fun of your people? That is sick
dude thats the whole point! black comedians make fun of black people. its a type of comedy grow up. if its too mature for you then dont watch. Theres nothing wrong with making fun of yourself. if you feel bad then youre insecure.
I somehow agree with you, but again, this is comedy, and you need to learn to laugh about yourself because IT IS ONLY A JOKE. Personally, i feel offended when some white guy jokes about us.
lol are you from the moon? ridiculing ones own culture is a major point of any standup comedy, the majority of stand up comedians do it, and of course they go for their own culture because thats the one they know, ever heard george carlin, bill hicks..? and many foreign comedians attack western stereotypes (this guy too)
wow man you took lyin to a whole another level. UR NOT MIDDLE EASTERN U IDIOT UR EGYPTIAN. ur an arab african u have nothing to do wit asia or the middle east so cut da fuckin bullshit
oh, don't be so up tight. i'm sure you've laughed at a black, white, asian and mexican joke before. this is the same thing, so don't take the jokes so personally. he's just trying bring a bit of laughter to this world. and also, it is reality that there are muslim terrorists, but he's not saying that they are all terrorists so lighten up people.
oh, don't be so up tight. i'm sure you've laughed at a black, white, asian and mexican joke before. this is the same thing, so don't take the jokes so personally. he's just trying bring a bit of laughter to this world. and also, it is reality that there are muslim terrorists, but he's not saying that they are all terrorists so lighten up people.
I don't understand why people don't take comedy as it is-funny-and just laugh. Don't take it personal. He is funny. You laugh when a black guys makes funny of his kind or mexicans? chinese? Why not laugh at yourself???? It is comedy.if you don't have a sense of humor then don't watch.
he's not even funny, it's obvious that he's so eager to "blend" in the american society that he's prepared to make a fool out of himself for validation and acceptance.
Ok....listen...here's the reality of the matter. That's a 4 year old tape when I was early in my career. If you don't think it's funny then you're an uptight moron that doesn't understand the concept of COMEDY now shut up and get over it!
Relax Seinfield, if you think that's comedy .. then you need to rethink your career as a "comedian" cuz I did not laugh at your pethatic jokes, even the crowd laughed out of pitty..
Good luck at your career in Mcdonalds, when i picture you in a mcdonald's uniform, spelling the immortal words of "Welcome to Mcdonalds, Can I take your order please?", THAT makes me laugh .. :))
You know....I would rip you up like a little bitch in person....but since you're talking trash on Youtube I'll leave you alone. Besides you're probably too busy banging your goat to listen to me. Go crawl back into your cave. Love ya
I don't understand why you would say its not funny...Yet still watch it...I mean it's 7 minutes long if you didn't find it funny after the first two min the get out...HATER...I think its pretty fuckin' funny...Maybe be masri has to do with it too lol..AYWA YA MASRY!!! haha Pc Sherif...
man if u were arab ud laugh lol he shouldve added sum more stuff in der like instead of walking 1 mile in front of his gf he shouldve sed sumtn else ps: LOOK OUT FOR ME............ sherifh man u better do another one and make arabs look good lol peace salam
I don't think this is funny at all. I think if he actually tried to make jokes to portray middle easterners and muslims in a somewhat or a positive light would make him a good comedian, instaed of taking the easy route and perpetuating the steroetypes. Doing that would show real talent, and at least you would have some dignity when you were finished. He just gets a cheap laugh at his and his people's expense.
Making people laugh makes him a good comedian. Secondly, bringing racial stereotypes out with humor exposes them for what they often are ... silly, funny and often, quite inaccurate and stupid. Let's not allow the racists to claim stereotypes as their own. Let's claim them back. :)
oh, don't be so up tight. i'm sure you've laughed at a black, white, asian and mexican joke before. this is the same thing, so don't take the jokes so personally. he's just trying bring a bit of laughter to this world. and also, it is reality that there are muslim terrorists, but he's not saying that they are all terrorists so lighten up people.
Is it just me or does this guy sounds a lot like jerry seinfeld?
deedamaleeda 2 years ago
yes he does sound like him..lol
spinalrupture 2 years ago
lmao i love the impression!
palibabygirl 3 years ago
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SAIDON92 3 years ago
you know, in the old cartoons like wile e. coyote. the bomb detinator.
notenjoyingthis 3 years ago
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Paveldude 3 years ago
funny video
comicLoonyBoy 3 years ago
sheriff i like ur youtubes video am ahlam from nj i like all ur videos keep them up ty
2089usa 3 years ago
quality blows, but still funn
rickuitputh 3 years ago
I like the last part, where you explain 60's :P
Cant you find some funny things to say about us white ppl? that hillbilly stuff is getting old ;P
Poohmaniac 3 years ago
where is that?? Egypt?
hhifnawi 3 years ago
This was so funny. He did a great job. I hope to see him on comedy central.
wolfishblue79 4 years ago
Good job ya Sharshoofa. You're so funny yanni ;) Im Egyptian American but living in America requires too much effort so I moved to Maadi forever.
jisaid08 4 years ago
funny shit man.could you teach me how to do comedy?
azizi3929 4 years ago
it's not something u can learn 100%
u have to use ur own mind to think of funny stuff
nefarian1985 4 years ago
Sherif,
Just keep doing what you do bro...It's very good. Not to mention the racist walls that are broken down with every laugh...Great approach at doing a very good thing for the world.
hotdaddy31 4 years ago 2
Mr. Hedayat,
I think you do great work. The West needs people like you.
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rayrayere08 4 years ago
lmao!!! dude ur soo funyy go on tour or somethin!
fielong17 4 years ago
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bigdaddypeewee 4 years ago
whooo hooo egyotians for life ur funny
lil0egy0kid 4 years ago
omg, i swear to god. The beginning part"I just wanna clear something, i'm egyptian thanx" sounds sooo much like russell peters opening just replace "egyptian" with"indian"hmmmm... suspicious
Xaltiel 4 years ago
I've been saying that since 1996 when I started stand up. Besides....that's not an uncommon phrase with comedians now as far as stating their ethnicity.
sherifh 4 years ago
dude ur damn good... just forget wut idiots say
nickelbackak10 4 years ago 5
although I can't agree with you, because I never saw it, but I can agree with you that comedians steal other peoples shit.
keteague 4 years ago
you really remind me of axis of evil =)
1234personnnn1234 4 years ago
LOL....well I've opened for them twice this year and I performing with Dean Obeidallah and Aron Kader at the New York Arab American Comedy Festival this month.
sherifh 4 years ago
moslem.
LilMooky 4 years ago
OMG i'm egyptian too.. and i told my black friends i was black..... ouch
boobster2000 4 years ago
pretty funny lol
nes018 4 years ago
hmm video quality sucks dick
Deathowl1990 4 years ago
well it was taped 5 years ago when I had a bad camera. What do you expect? lol
sherifh 4 years ago
i hate people who take things too seriously..
GetItRight222 4 years ago
AMEN! Thank God someone gets it! lol
sherifh 4 years ago
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one thing thats true is these ppl feel the only way they can b accepted in the western world is by makin fun of themselves, their cultures and religions
its really quite sad actually
zaynabk 4 years ago
if u want to think of it that way then americans constantly make fun of themselves. have u seen jay leno or david letterment or kathy griffin..?? they all make fun of the american government and the celebs and what not..they're dont doing it to get accepted. most of them do it to show those narrow-minded ignorant americans that not all middle easterns are terrorists..
RealAssyrianBeauty 4 years ago 3
It's not the only way but you do catch more flies with honey. There are few ways that connect people on a basic level - one is food, the other is laughter.
Chinamerican 4 years ago
LOL
doonia419 4 years ago
oh please stfu u all. u are stupid. think twice. read some. learn some. and get some friends that arent american or white ppl.
Pathrissia 4 years ago
"what an idiot guy. Why do all Middle Eastern comedians have to make fun of themselves and their culture in order to make people laugh. Can't you just be funny without making fun of your people? That is sick"
you guys are retarded. in a normal situation i would actually TRY to explain what comedy is, but i'm not even going to bother this time, i'm just going to leave ignorants the way they are.
doonia419 4 years ago
i've seen a lot of misunderstandings and ignorance's because of immaturity and stupidity, and congratulations, you top it off.
ibclappin 4 years ago
guys dont do that "oola oola oola" sound. rolling of the tongue thing. only women do that. and men in hollywood movies. never ever heard men say it.
budgiecanfly 4 years ago 2
Well men do make that sound. Take a look around again...or do you not have any friends ;-)
sherifh 4 years ago
what an idiot guy. Why do all Middle Eastern comedians have to make fun of themselves and their culture in order to make people laugh. Can't you just be funny without making fun of your people? That is sick
abusalahedin 4 years ago
I agree, because they are brainwashed, and the only way to be accepted in western is to sale your own culture to be part of them!
hw2002 4 years ago
dude thats the whole point! black comedians make fun of black people. its a type of comedy grow up. if its too mature for you then dont watch. Theres nothing wrong with making fun of yourself. if you feel bad then youre insecure.
budgiecanfly 4 years ago
I somehow agree with you, but again, this is comedy, and you need to learn to laugh about yourself because IT IS ONLY A JOKE. Personally, i feel offended when some white guy jokes about us.
alameer9010 4 years ago
You think so? The americans make fun of their president.
Acheros 4 years ago 2
yeh, but not their culture!!
pumpuki 4 years ago
lol are you from the moon? ridiculing ones own culture is a major point of any standup comedy, the majority of stand up comedians do it, and of course they go for their own culture because thats the one they know, ever heard george carlin, bill hicks..? and many foreign comedians attack western stereotypes (this guy too)
random0815 4 years ago
I'm from Saturn, what about you ?
pumpuki 4 years ago
It's called Comedy my friend. Ha ha ha, a joke. Got it? I'm from the Middle East and I think its hilarious. You guys really lack sense of humor.
yabyab 4 years ago 2
ok response for the RETARDS
MIDDLE EAST = A region
Africa = A CONTINENT
yes you can be part of a region that lies on 2 different continents.
Hatata1 4 years ago
Most Americans are uneducated
stoneskull111 4 years ago
err... i disagree...
Spleenage 4 years ago
1000% true
pumpuki 4 years ago
if we are so uneducated why are we bombing the shit outa ur country?lmao
agentsmith462 4 years ago
I'm Australian Mr agent smith 462,and aahh nobody is bombing our country
stoneskull111 4 years ago
Gamid mooot!!!!!!! He is soo rite though about us Egyptians. and the last name is as same as me.lol.
fairywitch18 4 years ago
some arabic countries are considered in the middle east even tho they're not in asia...some are in north africa.
this guy isnt funny tho stupid stupid
Doya89 4 years ago
wat does egypt has to do with the middle east? WTH!
hibziie6 4 years ago
egypt counts as part of the middle east bcuz of the culture similarities as opposed the geography
TsubasaNoFuyu 4 years ago
the Egypt have similarities with northen east africa then middle east
semretmu 4 years ago
this nigga aint mid eastern he just trying to make fun of us
fuken cunt
ali921812 4 years ago
geez man, using the word nigga in a sentance just shows how childish u really r....go back to ur basement kid
wajahatkhan 4 years ago
LMAO funny funny ish!
insanelysane82 4 years ago
Middle East a seperate frm Asia
khaledonia 4 years ago
? wtf middle east is in asia
hib29 4 years ago
well technically...
electronikita 4 years ago
eshta ya sherif, way to go. begad da7akteni !
KimoIstLarge 4 years ago
Good job way to make them laugh.
WaltonJordan 4 years ago
i am an egyptian n muslim too n fuck everyone who tries to say a shit about egypt.
da7na asyadko yalla menak leeha
ahmedmomtaz 4 years ago
wow man you took lyin to a whole another level. UR NOT MIDDLE EASTERN U IDIOT UR EGYPTIAN. ur an arab african u have nothing to do wit asia or the middle east so cut da fuckin bullshit
aianar 4 years ago
Dude, Egypt is considered part of the middle east.
morleigh13 4 years ago
hey, howabout learnin something 4 the day--egypt is in North Africa--which just so happens to be part of the Middle East
MIS315 4 years ago
oh, don't be so up tight. i'm sure you've laughed at a black, white, asian and mexican joke before. this is the same thing, so don't take the jokes so personally. he's just trying bring a bit of laughter to this world. and also, it is reality that there are muslim terrorists, but he's not saying that they are all terrorists so lighten up people.
deda08 5 years ago
bro, as a muslim egyptian, living in the west i have to say thats totally offensive. as my mum would say "damak teeel"
Mazz013 5 years ago
oh, don't be so up tight. i'm sure you've laughed at a black, white, asian and mexican joke before. this is the same thing, so don't take the jokes so personally. he's just trying bring a bit of laughter to this world. and also, it is reality that there are muslim terrorists, but he's not saying that they are all terrorists so lighten up people.
deda08 5 years ago
man. as if we don't have enough misconceptions about Islam. This guy is talking about "dating" and a load of crap people don't need to hear..booo
naimakhair 4 years ago
Cry bitch!
solid102 4 years ago
I think this is pretty funny.Iam originally egyptian too...
Loulou91sweden 5 years ago
cool! keep up the good work.
supaimrana 5 years ago
not bad can b better though
yahya5678 5 years ago
Funny Good jokes man I am arab myself this shit is Hilarious.
moumenelfadly I would rip you up too your pathetic just another mindless internet thug i bet your so skinny I can see your freaking lung's
Fata83 5 years ago
meh. he aint that bad, lol...
missjo797 5 years ago
fuck u sherif
ago334 5 years ago
lmao haha im on 1:02 and i like it already =] lol
eriesangel15 5 years ago
lol eh dah kolol... walahy mod7ek awy...gud vid=)
nawal10 5 years ago
GET A LIFE FUCKIN Egyptian
sweetrevenge27 5 years ago
lol he is funny
olypos 5 years ago
I don't understand why people don't take comedy as it is-funny-and just laugh. Don't take it personal. He is funny. You laugh when a black guys makes funny of his kind or mexicans? chinese? Why not laugh at yourself???? It is comedy.if you don't have a sense of humor then don't watch.
nenayat 5 years ago
honey ..the hatred is so clear in ur words
ago334 5 years ago
He is funny.
kromba 5 years ago
i think he is good ... nice keep it
zico1810 5 years ago
I liked it but th soun wasn't clear in some parts! the part about dating!
GUYS you don't undertsand this coz u don't understand Arab humour, coz u never listent o us!
but OH when a black man makes fun of them selves and O J simpson thats funny or white ppl or clinton...etc.
I though its funny but you need to act more.
hhifnawi 5 years ago
This is not Arab humour - it should be understood by the average American. Unfortunately, they see it as an attack on their...ahmmmm... hospitality.
archivesbc 5 years ago
The guy is a jerk, simple
he's not even funny, it's obvious that he's so eager to "blend" in the american society that he's prepared to make a fool out of himself for validation and acceptance.
get a life, you creep!
moumenelfadly 5 years ago
Ok....listen...here's the reality of the matter. That's a 4 year old tape when I was early in my career. If you don't think it's funny then you're an uptight moron that doesn't understand the concept of COMEDY now shut up and get over it!
sherifh 5 years ago
Relax Seinfield, if you think that's comedy .. then you need to rethink your career as a "comedian" cuz I did not laugh at your pethatic jokes, even the crowd laughed out of pitty..
Good luck at your career in Mcdonalds, when i picture you in a mcdonald's uniform, spelling the immortal words of "Welcome to Mcdonalds, Can I take your order please?", THAT makes me laugh .. :))
Simpler words for a simpler guy, You suck
moumenelfadly 5 years ago
You know....I would rip you up like a little bitch in person....but since you're talking trash on Youtube I'll leave you alone. Besides you're probably too busy banging your goat to listen to me. Go crawl back into your cave. Love ya
sherifh 5 years ago
That's reeelllly funny , use that as your material , "bang your goat" hilarious .. I can't keep myself from laughing out loud.. :))
Keep up the shity work, Punk
Love ya back :)
moumenelfadly 5 years ago
Actaully there's nothing about this guys sherief, he's very pathetic, he sould never make fun of our serious problems, they r not jokes. What a shame
queenofegypt06 5 years ago
i dont know which comedian sheriff you talking about?
empty minded people!
4u111 5 years ago
I did not laugh... at all... nothing.
xnermeenx 5 years ago
wt da fuck he wannaa be named as african amarican he's imparesed to be a middle eastern..
but he's funny anyway...
aidroos 5 years ago
heh
audiocreator 5 years ago
Battle Cry : LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa !!!
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH
AKA117 5 years ago
I don't understand why you would say its not funny...Yet still watch it...I mean it's 7 minutes long if you didn't find it funny after the first two min the get out...HATER...I think its pretty fuckin' funny...Maybe be masri has to do with it too lol..AYWA YA MASRY!!! haha Pc Sherif...
karim9591 5 years ago
man if u were arab ud laugh lol he shouldve added sum more stuff in der like instead of walking 1 mile in front of his gf he shouldve sed sumtn else ps: LOOK OUT FOR ME............ sherifh man u better do another one and make arabs look good lol peace salam
DETON8ER 5 years ago
funny as hell.....zareef wallaa..lakin kaan mafrud yahki carabi lol..n too much stereo typing
hunter4beauty 5 years ago
I don't think this is funny at all. I think if he actually tried to make jokes to portray middle easterners and muslims in a somewhat or a positive light would make him a good comedian, instaed of taking the easy route and perpetuating the steroetypes. Doing that would show real talent, and at least you would have some dignity when you were finished. He just gets a cheap laugh at his and his people's expense.
VictoryinUnity 5 years ago
i dont think u got the american humor. am muslim myself but dont see what u seein is true...
hunter4beauty 5 years ago
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH !!!
Funny Stuff !!!
AKA117 5 years ago
Making people laugh makes him a good comedian. Secondly, bringing racial stereotypes out with humor exposes them for what they often are ... silly, funny and often, quite inaccurate and stupid. Let's not allow the racists to claim stereotypes as their own. Let's claim them back. :)
TheRuthlessRoman 5 years ago
oh, don't be so up tight. i'm sure you've laughed at a black, white, asian and mexican joke before. this is the same thing, so don't take the jokes so personally. he's just trying bring a bit of laughter to this world. and also, it is reality that there are muslim terrorists, but he's not saying that they are all terrorists so lighten up people.
deda08 5 years ago
he's Hilarious
x5lover 5 years ago