Portal Walkthrough Part 2 - The Mindfuck Begins

[Primality5]

I don't normally like commentary on walkthroughs, but your's are an exception.

P.S. I would rather have cookies than cake.

[DarkxideX]

Well I appreciate that. :D

[TheOrganization1300]

you really had to fuck the system didn't you? excelent 10 points to gryffindor

[DarkxideX]

Thanks yo. :D

[yUrilpx69]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! i did the puzzle at around 8:30 the hardest way possible -.-

i picked the cube and threw it through the little hole above the desintegrated -.- cost me half an hour.... im a douche

[DarkxideX]

Sometimes the bizarre ridiculous method makes it more worthwhile.

Sometimes it's just argh.

[yUrilpx69]

@DarkxideX yeah... this time it wasnt "argh"... it was "FUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" -.-

[lawlawlawlawlawlolz]

NO! DON'T FALL FOR GLaDOS' TRICK OF OFFERING CAKE!!!!

[DarkxideX]

What? :o She seems legit.

[GenevieveBellamount]

It always reminded me of if you melted like, a bunch of hard candies and made them into a steamy soup.

[DarkxideX]

I have no idea why that sounded good. XD

[Shaosprojects]

wait... why do you kill cameras again?

[DarkxideX]

Achievement. :o

[TheTheety]

Somehow, you sound like Ben Stein when you say, "You- DIE." XD

[DarkxideX]

I can't help myself with my voice acting sometimes. :P

[GrandchaseFan101]

Ho mai gawd.

You are just fucking hilarious!XD

[DarkxideX]

I do my best~

[megamnbn]

liquid fruitcake

[DarkxideX]

I like this theory.

[Konan2Tobi1]

u went to the emo corner and cried

its so moving lol

[DarkxideX]

Craaaawling iiiin my skin.

[Konan2Tobi1]

@DarkxideX now you break out into emo song lol

[TekranoXx]

4:05 im just a one eyed scottish cyclops D': (you sound just like him xD)

[DarkxideX]

(Pro voice actor. ;D)

[FunkyConker]

A mixture of blood, spinich, and shit...YEP! Sounds gross enough to kill someone!

[DarkxideX]

FATALITY

[SuperYoshiBrosFan]

You, Azlan must be the pride of Narnia

[DarkxideX]

AND THEN HE DIED. :D

But then he came back.

Because he's Jesus.

[MrWebster69]

"OOH! Fuck you Portal test! I just beat the system! My own way! What now.....Bitch." I almost died watching this X]

[DarkxideX]

Heh. :P

[OCownedya]

I believe that's a mixture of blood and highly corrosive acids.

[DarkxideX]

No wonder it burns when I swim. :X

[OCownedya]

@DarkxideX That would explain it, yea lol

[lmaocats101]

Good, now, if we get into a fight some how, I'll know how to get you to surrender..."Hey....We got cake..."

[DarkxideX]

That's how world peace can be declared. :3

[faeriedust52]

"You have a freaking Portal gun. How complicated is that?" Hahahaha. These are making my day.

[DarkxideX]

Glad to hear it. :3

[Skinny004]

OMG you made my day

[DarkxideX]

Just as planned. :3

Glad to hear it.

[mythbuster43]

Interesting note, if you place the camera in between the doors after opening them, and you remove one of the cubes, there's a good chance that you'll break the doors, leaving them permanently open. GlaDos will say, "You're not a good person. You know that, right?"

I always found that amusing.

[DarkxideX]

I wanna do that! :O

[goldtaills]

sewer water thats what it is.

[DarkxideX]

Let's hope that's what it is.

[blackeyedpeas55]

YOU ARE A WITCH?!

[DarkxideX]

WWWIIIIITCH

[epicSMGfan]

@blackeyedpeas55 blackeyedpeas55 STARTLED THE WITCH

[gullymob]

DONT DO IT, THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

[DarkxideX]

I'm compelled to press on despite the falsification. :o

[huuballawick]

@DarkxideX Well then i hope you like the smell of Deadly Neurotoxins. :3

[goldtaills]

@gullymob cake it not a lie it just you cant find it :)

(jk no one has)

[DarkonFullPower]

@goldtaills Sadly, yes we have found the cake. No Clip is fun.

[technoloboy]

where can you go wrong? maybe the part where she tries to incinerate you?

[DarkxideX]

Nah, maybe the frosting will be miscolored in one part of the cake...

[GamerKitty45]

Blood, Spinach, and Shit. Part of a balanced diet!

[DarkxideX]

New from Aperture Science. :D

[mrmatthew12323]

5:25 OIL!

[DarkxideX]

But it's green. D:

[mrmatthew12323]

@DarkxideX dang you are right....

[ThoseWhoGame]

@mrmatthew12323 DAM U BP!!!!!!!!!!

[allglorytohypnotoad1]

im not sure if this is correct but i think that is acid i call it that because it kills you imediatly

[DarkxideX]

That or the portal gun isn't water-proof.

Shhhhhocking. ;D

[SuperRandomdude12]

I actually did the exact same thing you did at 10:44 , just for the fricken heck of it.

[DarkxideX]

Awesome. ;D

[nsa3300]

Do i have to smash every camera in every level to get the achievement?

[DarkxideX]

If I recall correctly, yes; as long as you can put a portal on their part of the wall. If not, they are not part of the achievement.

[Thorsenz]

Thank u, this video really helped me

[DarkxideX]

Glad to hear it!

[DarkxideX]

I know, right?

Now people can see for themselves that the game is awesome. :3

[MBMartinLouie]

if the portals will be made in the real world it will be much more easy to travel, you don't need cars any more or even planes

[DarkxideX]

But NNNNOOOO GLaDOS is just TESTING it.

Forever. XD

[Xakani]

Failure will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your testing record.

Followed by death.

Good luck!

[DarkxideX]

FFFF- >(

[superblazingnova]

Why dont we have portal guns in HL2?

[DarkxideX]

We are not prepared. D:

[d3str0i3r]

@superblazingnova because the first shipment going out to the world was lost around the time the resonance cascade in hl 1 occurred, you may no it as the borealis

[bendenu]

what happens if you shoot a portal in a portal O_o

[DarkxideX]

Nothing probably. :o

They'd neutralize one or the other.

[darkghor]

We AMERICANS can win this puzzle!

Why?

Because we're homicidal cube killers.

[DarkxideX]

BUT OF COURSE!

[DarkxideX]

Heh.

[wolfman222111222]

HOLY BALLS!!!!!

I would surrender the world for cake!!!!

I lol'd so hard there!!!!

[DarkxideX]

Bwah. :P  Glad to hear it.

[DarkxideX]

You could always leave the country.

Taxes BEATEN. ;D

[gruntunit2]

Spinach..... and..... SHIT

XD YOU ARE SO FUNNY!

[DarkxideX]

lolz

[KawaiiiNekoChan]

This is 100% WICKIED! I can't stop watching X3

[DarkxideX]

Then continue. ;D

[cobalt789]

You are hilarious. Thanks for making me snort water all over my keyboard,

[DarkxideX]

I do my best. ;D

[gyp430]

Stop making me laught man XD I can't damn stop~ Your just amazing XD

[DarkxideX]

I try. ;D

[megaw427]

your a homosidel maniac

[DarkxideX]

NUH UH D:

[AkatsukiWolf123]

You are AMAZING!!! Your walkthroughs are just as awesome as Cloud8745z walkthroughs!

[DarkxideX]

Good to aim high. XD

[DarkxideX]

It should scream like a spider being boiled. XD

[d3str0i3r]

@DarkxideX no, because its cut from its power it says nothing, its already dead, but turrets do that because they just shut down to avoid damaging themselves

[SavvyCee]

ohh man..

you made my day :D

[DarkxideX]

That gives me glad. :D XD

[SavvyCee]

great! c: hehe

and I thought this game was awesome the first time I completed. :) bahaa

[Kyon9854]

i love this guys sarcasm

[DarkxideX]

Splendid. :D

[sterlingnotsosilver]

Simple minds, simple pleasures ; )

[DarkxideX]

Simpler ideals. ;D

[siddububba]

no icecream after dessert? AHH!!

[DarkxideX]

EXACTLY

[raineko98]

i can classify that i think...  SHBLOODICH

[DarkxideX]

Wootsauce.

[miesrah12]

ME WANT POST DESERT ICE CREAM!

[hullfcaregreat]

when coputer says shes not monertring the room thers a camra above it whatching you

[DarkxideX]

Hax.

[Rurike]

any idea what the things on her legs are?

[DarkxideX]

Bracers to prevent her legs from breaking I think.

[XR11995]

id say more like monotoring micro ships or something... like a hazard suit possibly

[viccymiccyjo]

@XR11995 Read developer commentary.

[viccymiccyjo]

@DarkxideX

Read developer commentary.

It tells right away.

[alex28229]

Youre SO funny XD I love this walkthrought, I love you

[DarkxideX]

I know. ;D

[oromaaka3]

lol DIE!

[DarkxideX]

BWAH BWAH

[DarkxideX]

Exactly. ;D

[BowserHasser]

do you have to kill the cameras?

[DarkxideX]

Nah, side mission.

[PS3EXPERTS]

Was that a combine ball at 01:55

[DarkxideX]

Good question.

Dunno. o.O

[VinnieCiprioni]

I've just realized that GLADoS is inspired from SHODAN.

[DarkxideX]

SHODAN's a bit more sadistic and a bit more obvious an antagonist through the game. For me, GLaDOS is pretty hard to make heads or tails of.

[oromaaka3]

shes made of cake.

[XR11995]

lol eat it!

[Simo2009BORO]

stuck on 18 argg

[DarkxideX]

We shall overcome. :o

[Simo2009BORO]

i think i know a way around it

it is the part affter you have killed the robots. i carn't activate the switch but i think if you leave a portal in there and stay behind the door then to get across use the speedy thing goes in rule.

[VinnieCiprioni]

DO A BARREL ROLL.

[redwings748]

is the lag from steam or is it just your computer because i'm thinking of downloading it from steam

[DarkxideX]

It's not Steam related. Should work fine for you. :3

[RedSkullproductions3]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkxideX]

I ated it. :O

[DarkxideX]

Should've known. D:

[PieJee1]

no, i think it's the chocolate river from willy wonka, however the maintenance is bad since charlie took it over. After all a child running a factory?

[DarkxideX]

This is true.

[eatright4]

hello again edigjioduhtriuhjdofjdijhodijho­idfjhi

momentum of corse!

[DarkxideX]

Bwah.

[DarkFlame7755]

love how the video ends on "What now? BITCH"

[DarkxideX]

I end it with something to begin on. XD

[Haseo13576]

This is fuckin funny! good work dude!!!

[DarkxideX]

Thanks. :D

[StyphonsAlliance]

the goo is sulferic acid huge valve fan along with nintendo & konami my favorite game makers.....

[DarkxideX]

Absolute horror. D:

[baycrum267]

you are so funny"My memory is that of a cucumber I say"LOL!

[DarkxideX]

lolz

[Hawkkiller2]

I think its blood of subjects that failed mixed with acid.

[DarkxideX]

Or RAW SPINICH

[kittyhawkgirl109]

"quit now and we will serve you cake"

[DarkxideX]

HOOWAH

[theagentoop]

wow that is funny in a good way when u

[DarkxideX]

I agree somewhere in there. :D

[candyanime2]

I think the whatever-it-is is just sewer water with food coloring. The only reason you die is because you "submerged the portal device in water, even partially".

[DarkxideX]

True.

Electrical shock lol.

[candyanime2]

If you submerge it in water, it creates a portal monster that eats you. >D

[TERMINATORGUY666]

6:57 EMO IN HIS EMO CORNER! :D

[DarkxideX]

:=D

[bethbas]

I remember doing the sh*tty/muddy/blood bit.. I fell in several times before deciding I had to use the portal gun.. Oh and I also cheated on that bit where you shoot the camer down and stand on it to climb the ledge :P

[DarkxideX]

I dunno why I thought that would work.

It sure did though. XD

[BubblieKat]

I love your walkthrough XD

[DarkxideX]

Glad to hear it. :P

[DarkxideX]

HNNNG

[pentagonofpeople]

did you just take a dump on your keyboard? thats what it sounded like. it also sounds fun. lol

[DarkxideX]

Heh.

[penguinboy666]

lol the mindfuck

[DarkxideX]

Yesyes.

[Ad2501]

memory of a cucumber????

you sir/madam are random, well done.

sir/madam is a random thing aswell.

also the random fake crying, calling her a communist, giving up the country for cake and beating the system, very random...

[DarkxideX]

I like cake. :|

[pentagonofpeople]

as a penalty, touching the floor will result in a mark being put on your test... fallowed by death

how pleasent

[DarkxideX]

Dang. D:

[MrHaMMy192837]

lol ending was funny

[DarkxideX]

I know.

I rule. :D

[lordpraiser69]

its a mixture of blod battery acid fecal like substance and possibly urine from failed test subjects