Dumb & Dumber -- Empty Suitcase of Money

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[HomeInNetherlands]

Behind the whole global bankster bullshit you will find nothing but KIKEroaches.

[jburoker]

mr sampsonite

[mrbubbles1100]

The briefcase says Sampsonite so he calls him that

[mrbubbles1100]

"Listen, Mr. Sampsonite..."

[SnakeSkin950]

"See, that's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hold on to that one." LMAO

[MysticDMBherb]

Mr. Samsonite lmao

[BigDaddyDJD]

It's like Social Security! Awww... I made myself sad.

[lilywitedolemite]

thats a car. 275 thou. might wanna hang on to that one

[englishvinal8]

I have been advertising for someone or a small group (who wants to use the rapidly depreciating US dollars before they become toilet paper) who wants to invest in upgrading/construction of a big stone house situated on 43 acres of beautiful mountain land, which is in a university town only 26 miles from the international airport and the capital city in a Central American country.

It seems nobody has any foresight or imagaination.

Nobody has answered me yet!

[SocialistsSteal]

The US Social Security FUND! The largest holder of government Debt (BONDS) ~$2.5 Trillion stolen from the American people's retirement account.

[abdufiadbfajdfb]

There's still some cash among all the IOUs.

[ENZOtaki]

$275,000 for the lambo...nice!

[LMIMSsoi]

@ENZOtaki 275 thoua, might want to hang onto that one.. :)

[thebigwedding]

Worried about hyper-inflation that could make the price of a loaf of bread $100.00? Worried about the missing gold in Fort Knox? That the "gold" is merely tungsten slapped with gold paint? What about the looted trillions from the US economy? Where did it go? Worried about your lost pension? The Raided Social Security fund? Well, worry no more! They left us IOUs!.

[MrKingMP]

He says 275 thou but on the IOU it says 4,875,000.

[fROmTh3fUTURe]

@MrKingMP OMG, never noticed that. Then again Lloyd is semi-illiterate so I'm not surprised he read it wrong.

[poopmenot]

@MrKingMP I think it says $275,000 where the $ looks like a 4 and the 2 looks like an 8

[abe2517]

A brief conversation between the USA and China, lsrael's the redhead.

[LawyerScumGhost]

this should be required viewing for those who need an understanding of the Social Security Trust Fund

[reedpen1216]

You're a dead man. YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!!

[ForeverNoobie]

The funniest thing is that the I.O.U has coffee stains on it. LOL. That cracks me up.

[hoel7367]

275 thou, might wanna hang on to that one

[ManNotFoundDog]

Mr. Samsonite disliked this video.

[girlygoalie]

NOW I finally understand why Harry Reid said that the Social Security system is completely solvent, and will only need a few tweaks in about 20 years...(the writhing on the IOU's may be a little faded by then).

[TheShockMaster]

I love how when the brief case is opened up, Mary and Nicholas look heartbroken/panicked, but Lloyd's just got a big smile on his face like, "See? IOU's. Nothing wrong."

[gringott12]

It's the Social Security Trust Fund... the next I.O.U. is the Social Security Disability given to drunks and drug addicts... next the I.O.U. for retirement benefits for parents of Illegal Aliens who never worked a day in the USA. Do I need to go on?

[dumais2011skreezyski]

Lol on the "Lamborghini" IOU, "you might wanna hold on to that one"

[fROmTh3fUTURe]

That's as good as money sir, those are IOU's.

[prescottbill]

Wonder if the Chinese get a laugh out of this clip?

Now the Federal Reserve is the largest holder of government IOUs. Of course since they are the Federal Reserve they don't give a shit what kind of crap "assets" IOUs they put on their balance sheet. Hell Lloyd's IOUs are good enough for the FED. BoooooYaaaa sheeple.

[LeDonksta]

keep clicking 0:37 it sounds like hes saying 'right there, right there'

[anontrance]

meanwhile in QE2 feds printing IOU's

[Meowsaidthekitty]

those are I O Us, go ahead count it up, every cents accounted for.

By the way the 1 person who disliked this, fuck you.

[TheInsaneJaguar]

One person got an IOU

[Kormack1]

275 THOU....Might wanna hang on to that one..... :-)

[SilvaTone2203]

lolololo mr samsonite

[endlessmountain]

this video really shows us reality in how fraudulent our money is created and how it is backed only by debt.

The governments lie to us by hiding this info and all us people including over 90% of you whom read this comment are so oblivious to this situation and how it is has enslaved so many Americans and world citizens.

[Hapafull]

@endlessmountain

Fiat money isn't backed by debt. Fiat money is backed by a government guarantee of redemption (which is fraudulent) and its declaration as legal tender (which is arbitrary). However, what inevitably follows is debt spending on behalf of the government, for it's politically expedient to obtain money through hidden taxation (interest payments, inflation, etc) rather than through explicitly taxing through the IRS.

[Fagottron]

Might wanna hold onto that one!

[Terrence6201]

Mazi Adams

[kgiant24]

can anyone find the scene after this where lloyd and mary are handcuffed on the bed, then harry walks in and mr. andre chucks on the bed, then lloyd takes a pillow and tries to throw it at him.... thought it was underated, but subtle funny

[geowash01]

DPCHusker, can you spell Ponzi scheme? That's how it works when Congress can raid the cookie jar anytime they like.

[carnadero]

Charles Rocket, RIP.

[CarlosFole]

@carnadero Yep. What a painful way to go out.

[DPCHusker]

You guys obviously don't understand how S.S. works.

[mikefly3113]

thats as good as money sir

[prescottbill]

Just like US Treasury Bonds and worthless Federal Reserve Notes, Boooo Yaaaa!

"We have every intention of paying you back" as long as we have paper and ink.

[Questfortruth86]

The real bills doctrine.

[FanzReviews]

Mr. Samsonite haha

[WowWowWeeTeeGee]

Kind of reminds me of Social Security... By the time I am able to collect all of the taxes I paid in, the Social Security Samsonite will be stuffed with worthless IOUs.

[Agent1W]

Holy crap, the Lamborghini was $275K...I would have just demanded the keys then!

[WesMantO0th]

Harry your ALIVE!....and your a horrible shot

[podboj1]

Listen, Mr. Samsonite :D

[SteevDragon67]

more like want, and I have read up on it. oh, also I didn't call YOU a moron, so please return the same courtesy!

[prescottbill]

Current US economic system in a nutshell.

[Wasserkaktus]

Your comment is win, sir.

[Hapafull]

@prescottbill

What's ironic is that paper bills are basically IOU's. The only difference is that a government can beat anyone into submission that says otherwise. That is the only thing that keeps a 100 dollar bill or 100 Euros from being as worthless as toilet paper. Fiat currencies and central banks are the inevitable downfall of every country, and has been destructive to every economy who has utilized it (not just the US).

[prescottbill]

@Hapafull Federal Reserve Notes are labeled as such. They only "work" as long as people are willing or forced to take them. As Lloyd says, "that's as good as money, they are IOUs".

For a historic real store of wealth, buy gold or silver you can hold in your hands.

[S0ZIOPATH]

@prescottbill XDD

[XItte90]

@prescottbill HAHAHAHAH, so fucking true

[alexerify1]

@prescottbill

Yup, and JP Morgan Chase which owes physical silver that it doesn't actually have. They are going to have to pull out a suitcase of I O Us.

[raamjames1]

@prescottbill You mean social security.

[prescottbill]

@raamjames1 No, I mean the whole US economic system. Social Security is worse than a suitcase full of IOUs, it's a Ponzi scheme requiring new money to pay the old obligations. The "trust fund" has been stolen by the people running the Ponzi.

The IOUs are the Federal Reserve Notes we give to China and others for their goods and to Saudi Arabia and others for their resources. If they are dumb enough to take our "paper" IOUs for their real goods, then let the good times roll. Money for nothing...

[Tempolisto]

@prescottbill

I think you mean Global Economic System

[vivera243]

"275 thou, might wanna hold on to that one"

[SteevDragon67]

no I'm not.

[argosy2006]

MR SAMSONNITE LOL

[SteevDragon67]

we ought to send uncle sam and the fed a bunch of IOUs when they come a-knockin for moola.

[hrosemd]

Social Security Trust Fund?

[FromCanadaEh]

Give me my "Arnie Bucks".

[lilgame34]

Lloys is now like California!! xDD

I bet Arnold must be saying "Get to the Choppa!!!" After he spent his arse into fiscal armageddon

[zacheh]

This just got linked by a California housing blog!

[markinbohol]

this blog predicted the economic decline several years ago.

[DanTheeMan]

It's SO appropriate, too! Nice connection, Dr. Housing Bubble!

[MrNeo2001]

Perfect example of U.S. Federal Reserve banking! ROFL =D

[SteevDragon67]

yep! Hell, Lloyd ought to work for the fed! if they saw this clip, they'd look at him, smile and say, your hired!

[micajuantics]

Samsonite.

[knjazvovk]

mr samsonite lmao

[pioneerprince]

@knjazvovk I was just about to write that lolol

[orbison]

R.I.P Charles Rocket AKA Mr. Samsonite

[belize91]

This is just like the Nobama stimulas package

[xXstonedXx1]

LMFAO

[groberts0429]

Finally, someone explained how the bailout is supposed to work! Oh, now I understand, it is all a *loan*. We will get the money back, *with interest*. Never mind the fact that the IRS will have a gun to our head if we don't pay the taxes to fund all this nonsense, they are looking out for *us*. Now, "Gimme the money"!

[SteevDragon67]

What gets me is that the 16th amendment where the income tax was passed only got like 6 states (i think) to sign on it, and your supposed to have 32 or 33 to ratify an amendment. also interviews i've seen has former internal revenue service workers saying that in all of their time working there, they could literally find NO LAW that said that we had to pay taxes! Since they left the IRS, they haven't filed a tax return! Mull that over for a few hours!

[Annil8terxb]

Look Mr Samsonite..

[Malldemolisher101]

Mr. samsonite is pissed.

ROFLMFAO!!!

[corporatewarrior]

And every other unfunded liability.

This is pretty much how central banks work too.