Ex-Microsoft employee remembers the last sound he heard at Microsoft: Bing!

[murdoch201]

@ChineseEngineer Whaha, idiot. The tablet was introduced by Microsoft and HP in 2001.You don't even know the facts, so i suggest you google first before you discuss something you know nothing about

[Armadeo9]

Started using BING two days ago after checking it out months ago - at last, a decent alternative!

[f1r31c3r1]

Well all i can say is BONG PONG PING PONG BONG but certainly not BEEEEP****

[r4microds]

ture story. (troll)

[powerfulCorn]

hey



[disabledpikachu]

Great acting!

[salutemeorsh00tme]

lol "google is two sentences"

[darkmatter462]

Chuck Norris > Google > Bing

[SEDomination]

Guys- IT'S A JOKE!! Doesn't anyone read the description anymore?!?

[motaglay]

Man .... this Ballmer is really nasty :)

[slashgod]

Is there more in this series?

[TikanX]

Google has actually proved that bing copied their search results.

Google does it best.

[murdoch201]

@TikanX And Google stole the image-zoom effect from Bing. And yes, Google doesn't copy their search results from other search engines. They violate your privacy, and lookup any kind of hosting website you visited and check out which domains you've registered.

[mush01]

Wow, Steve Ballmer is literally a Monty Python sketch!

[betaman2003]

BING= But Its Not Google

[xAyaLollikies]

I came here because I searched "Bing"

[Allanun]

i don't bing, no one bings. bing fucking sucks.

[murdoch201]

@Allanun I bing. Beceause when i search with Google, it takes 5 seconds. With bing it goes a lot faster. Also beceause your resulted links aren't redirected anymore to some kind of Bing URL, but directly to the website. Also Google stole the zoom-image idea from Bing. Bing shows less results, but shows also less crappy results. Google shows up things where i can never find my keywords back. Also, Bing has a nice design, and the HTML5 version is the best!

[ChineseEngineer]

@murdoch201 Actually looking up things on the internet by Bing and Google; they both have the same look up time. And if that's the case on Google stealing zoom-image; Microsoft stole the iPad idea from Apple.

Your logic seems very insufficient to prove your thoughts.

[ORANGEGARBAGE07]

@Allanun YOU'RE FIRED! YOU'RE FIRED! FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED!

[MyDjhero]

hey BING!!

B=because

I=its

N=not

G=google

[bajer111]

steve ballmer is crazy, but since he is the head of microsoft, and has been for the last ten years or so, he must be good at something..

[thecarpy]

@bajer111 Well, Microsoft was in an incredible position in 2001, not so in 2011 ... now, they are chasing everyone and everything! They are lagging behind tech-wise, lost the phone market, lost the browser dominance, lost the tablet market (they helped create and monopolized for years with zero growth) ... he is very good at killing Microsoft ... and that is why i like the guy!

[bajer111]

@thecarpy your right, microsoft is not doing well, but I still can't beleive he can be ceo if he is completely useless..

[murdoch201]

@thecarpy They are ahead at tech-wise. Apple is just making what Microsoft invented in 2001. Google is just getting his money by ads and violating your privacy. They didn't lost the phone market, they are rising at the phone market. Marketing bureaus say that WP will be bigger then iOS in 2015. Their Windows 8 tablets look very good. 10 times more powerful processor, boots up faster, has a USB port, and it's up and running for 24 hours (instead of the 10 from the iPad)

[doritostheking]

@bajer111 He's incredibly skilled at not getting fired.

[JeydonLuver2]

This actually made my day xDDD

[unleashtheunicorn]

Charly, SAY IT!

[OZ2YOU]

Fuck dude.. I feel you man ... . 

[mylightside]

Haha, I would never have realized it was a hoax, if I hadn't looked in the comments, great acting dudes :)

[chinoto1]

@mylightside Same here, Steve Ballmer acts like a nut job so often it wouldn't surprise me if this were real. But as the comments say, its just a funny video, not real.

[Mantossable]

Dude! At least your CEO noticed you. At my company, management look THROUGH you. I am not talking CEO, I am talking pretty much any management and many of the engineers! You greet them in the hallway, and they look through you and ignore your very existence!

[lebruce]

Yeah, BING!!!! BING UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MultiTerra2010]

Does that mean that Chandler Bing is the perfect Microsoft employee?

[kcphaid]

Yah right.

[ryd4fun]

"It's just embarrassing I'm glad I'm gone" lawl!

[ImperialArmour]

FUCK YOU YOU'RE FIRED

[nowthatsinteresting1]

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[funnyfreak4]

@nowthatsinteresting1 You are so dumb, You are really really dumb.

FO REAL.

[portalplayer]

this guy is a really good actor, he fooled me into thinking this was real.

[portalplayer]

i'm confused. is this real or fake?

[JayDee2k9]

I really believe ballmer is crazy, having said that the story is very funny.

[universalradio]

His boss was probaby on cocaine. 

[liamcos97]

CHARLIE SAY IT!!!!!! i cried it was soo funny!

[MetallicADudE94]

seriously, fuck bing.

[jay1970]

Attempt at viral marketing, sad thing is, it's not funny. And bing is not catchy as Yahoo.

I seriously tried using Bing for two months, I really wanted to like it but sadly it's not as good.

[Legends70XBL]

@jay1970 Oh god! It's the youtube add all over again, "YYYYYAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!"

[Crewwstube]

84 people didn't say "bing!"

[pjwithbread8]

@Crewwstube I think it was the other way around..

[mohan2]

why would anyone think this is fake, even if it is have you seen steve ballmer's 'going crazy' compilation videos?

[joeyjobear]

I believe it after hearing about how much ballmer hates google and how he threaten to kill one of his employees for leaving microsoft to work there.

[XoloFI]

fuck ballmer

[xplanevideos]

its definitely fake but very funny, this guy does a good imitation of Ballmer haha

[djdecca]

this is probably fake but it is hilarious

[wokerm]

for me one think bing is best in the world

[forenschwafler]

And hey: Ballmer raped your soul, you have the right to sue him. Ballmer is definately a psycho.

[forenschwafler]

Jesus Christ, what a psychotic bullshit. But hey, in my company it is not better.

[danielnitu26]

Im sorry about your loss of employment, but great video. I heard that BING stands for Because Its Not Google.

[geminjewel]

Oh my god, seriously?

[mannamandeep]

Sorry for your employment loss but bing is really cool !!

[WDTripps]

Hahaha I wonder if it really happened that way LOL. That is some funny shit about the corporate world. LOLOLOL he started crying BING LOLOLOL

[jarrod40k]

BING!!!

[jay1970]

Where is the comedy?

[BeatleLicious]

Bing,. Bing! YA BING UP YOUR ASS! YOUR FIRED!! :P i almost died at that part

[jeeaaman]

Haha i totally believe this coz Steve Ballmer seems like crazy asshole

[worloq]

Bing is about the shittiest search engine I've ever had the misfortune of using.

[promisic]

Is this real?

This guy got fired because he didn't say "Bing" right? Oh man, I hate Microsoft executives. Ballmer may be smart, but he is an idiot.

[jubbing]

@promisic I mean come on you can sue for being fired on unfair grounds. That or America has stupid laws.

[jeffmoppi]

@jubbing you can sue for being fired on unfair grounds. But you'll lose, because Ballmer can fire anyone for any reason. MS is a private company.

[jubbing]

@jeffmoppi Right.. private company.. makes sense.

[GeekingForJesus]

LOL!!!

[jusblaze99]

...............did that really happen lol??????

[MrLemonyFresh]

Fuck, you guys are funny, the 81 thumbs down represent people without a sense of humour.

[indy021781]

Bing sucks. All hail Google and their glorious regime!

[mah0aga]

is th is a parody?

[RainbowManification]

Steve Ballmer has TOO MUCH ENERGY and lol "Flight Simulator franchise is for nerds, Psst, lets cancel that shit"

[menowwill]

use bing all the time, best thing out there!

[Supenmanu]

Send the video to Steve Jobs... i am sure he's gonna give you a... guess what (-: JOB (-:

[Xenctuary]

Bing!

[tsolina91]

Haha! I didn't read the description first and actually thought this was real! Nice!

[Membrane556]

Check the description uploaded using the iphone lol.

[FanorilAsaeh]

thats the best thing ive ever seen

[vbachris]

SAY IT CHARLIE, SAY IT!

[Ololololoism]

BING = Because It's Not Google

[PRINCEofPECICA]

@Ololololoism rofl!!!

nice translation :))

[CKnightsofni]

ZOMG ITS JONAH HILL!!!!

[jellocaca]

wow these guys are awesome. I totally thought it was for real, until I read the description

[inconfundabilu]

Google people, this is your future employer, is to good for Microsoft, Microsoft are nazi, Balmer is a f@g :))))

[alucard1931]

@inconfundabilu I used BING! for 5 minutes...more useless than a "pre-owned" condom. Steve Ballmer looks like a coked up version of Ray's father on "Everybody Loves Raymond"

[dkongrules123]

LMAO. SAY IT!

[americanforumdotcom]

good one !

[psychawareness]

To everyone who keeps saying it's fake, just read the description. They're comedians.

[psychawareness]

You guys are fucking hilarious.

[mrceebees14]

He reminds me of John Belushi.

[marvchomer]

LOL--great video. I used BING the other day to find a download for a Visual Web Developer download link (a free microsoft product) and it showed up about 6 down the line with Bing but #1 with Google!  LOL--Google blows Bing out of the water.

[JisakuJ]

@marvchomer Wrong. Bing is the world's best search engine, and this is a well documented fact, you faggot

[marvchomer]

@JisakuJ Keep your fantasies to your self. Next time you are in a bathroom stall, remember you put your foot underneath the next stall. Also, "don't ask don't tell" is being repealed so go ahead and join the military. Oh yeah--if you're going to "hire" a male prostitute to massage your balls, don't say that he is carrying your luggage and have pictures taken with YOU carrying the luggage--it will make it look like you love cock. I'll bet you have had loads of semen BING against your face.

[FlyingAero]

@JisakuJ Bing is most definitely not the best. What are you smoking. Get off youtube if you dont like google

[JisakuJ]

@FlyingAero Heh. sorry. Microsoft is the best.

Posted from Internet Explorer 9

[FlyingAero]

@JisakuJ Not quite. Ever since Ballmer was in charge the companies been going downhill. Steve Jobs is younger and has an idea of what people want and Google only recruits the youngest and the brightest. It seems Microsoft is reaching the end of its years

[JisakuJ]

@FlyingAero your fat and a gay, sorry

[zachj1891]

@marvchomer BING is far better

[postmanpat261]

@zachj1891 In what way, the search is about 5 years behind.

[zachj1891]

@postmanpat261 that is just my opinion, it means nothing to no one else but me, I just like anything Microsoft more than Google

[postmanpat261]

@zachj1891 Oh so that's your reasoning. I thought you had some other reason that's all :)

[rn437]

@marvchomer Thats completly true. Like one month ago, I was on a company that i consulting and they had a computer with Windows XP which needed Group Policy Preferences and I tried to find it on Bind because it was the search enginee that was as standard, didnt find it - i moved over to google and i found it right away as the first hit.

[WickedJargon]

funny, but fake, but funny, but fake

[shaunarozonadona]

ITS THE PROO!!!!

[CtotheJ312]

Best video ever.

[TheCapitalistdog]

lol, this story sounds like something the Character Ari Gold from Entourage, would do.

[TheMarsville]

...but funny

[ComputerGuideByMovie]

ITS FAKE.

[efraimdeluxe]

it's great !

[PatLithium]

Its not a real employee but read the description.

[ElectricFridge]

CHARLIE SAY IT

[bustaphatty]

@ElectricFridge charlies busy biting peoples fingers.

[bashie34]

Not sure if its fake or not BUT SURE IS FUNNY LMAO.

[FordGT8806]

it is indeed fake, but hilarious!

[FordGT8806]

bing up your ass..YOUR FIRED!

[JegStuffoInfo]

@Shelbytown123 Aaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Shelbytown123]

And then you'd get arrested for assault. Nice use of "fag" too, you douche.

Don't let the fries burn.

[mrchopper]

Well it would have been a damn sight funnier if the douche holding the camera wasn't wetting his pants at every "Bing"...

[thechriswick]

This is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen (the video) and read (mrchopper's post) together. thank you both (mostly mrchopper) for making my day... and yes.. what a douche

[mackenziepricee]

To bad its fake.

[bashar80]

Sad this is an act. Was quite good one though :)... and not so far from reality I bet

[MrPocheko22]

Lol I can only imagine.

[bxlfr3]

Even though it's a fake, the dude can act. i saw it on another website without any comments and till now i never would've guessed it was a screen play

[reach4thelasers]

A bullshitter trying to get hired by google!

[dannytso]

lol~ tis is pretty funny man~

[viksra]

" This video is a teaser for our new comedy screenplay about what it means to be a little guy in the land of giants. " So was that story the guy told in the video true or no?

[lagnut1982]

Bing: The DECISION Engine!

[chodaboy19]

WTF? LOL

[skinlo01]

This didn't really happen, its a sketch, but its still funny!

[marvchomer]

Great video--had me going. I could picture Ballmer doing this and totally laughed my ass off.

[kilbeam99]

really guys,

windows thinks they made a really good search engine.

but BING isn't a search engine or is it ,made to look like one, its made to piss us off!!! xD

[jayyu4u]

one of the funniest videos on youtube !!!

[Woolkan]

In last comment I wrote "gay", it should be "guy". So sorry :)

BTW. Everybody knows this video now. Absolutely briliant.

[gringo4e]

one of the funniest ever !!! LMAO

[sugreev2001]

This guy is awesome and Steve Ballmer is the most insane CEO in American history.

[tonyrosam]

man i feel for you Bro! omg didnt know ballmer was such a complete asshole! I mean i knew he was high strung but thats wrong!!!!

[ComputerGuideByMovie]

ITS FAKE. Read the description.

[seriouslyWeird]

awesome!

[alexanderjurjens]

I don't know if this is real, but it really sounds like Ballmer would do such a thing.

[Demoras]

Even though it's probably fake, you gotta admit. It sounds like something Steve Ballmer would do.

[uraniumjoe]

no way

[abhinabpattnaik]

Its FAKE

i dont understand why people thinks they sounds cool telling something against Microsoft... After all MS also makes good product else how its competing in every software segment...

[Woolkan]

abhinabpattnaik - because they are idiots. This is fake of course but this is so funny because this gay play it briliant!!! :D "Say Bing! .. say it.. come on SAY IT!!!" Rocks! :D

[Juggalotus253]

Just so you know, people are placing this video on Viral sites and thinking its real. They are posting Steve Ballmer's e-mail and telling people to write angry e-mails to him about this.

[StillRoyalD]

ye deserved 5

[tysonm07]

You guys suck

[ManneMannen]

bing's probably the best fail since yahoo...

i have used "bing" once, searched for "why is microsoft so expensive" or something related to that...

google is the KING, KINGG KING KING!

[GoldenAmericanRed]

nice commercial trick in this video you hear that much "BING" word that i'm sure a lot people moved from google to bing

this is all about

[SK371]

he will probably get hired by google

[tanvirradio]

no need dude cause google never need such a suck...

[Kaowaii]

HAHAHA funny thing is I can see it happening for real.

[bakermanb]

Some of the people commenting think this thing is REAL without reading the author comments. Which means THEY ARE IGNORANT IDIOTS, WORSE THESE MIS, UN, AND MAL-INFORMED IDIOTS WRITE COMMENTS AND MAKE ME WASTE TIME READING THEIR STUPID UN-JUDGED OPINIONS. I hate you, You time wasting crossed-eyed non reading idiots. Delete your stupid comments.

[tharosss]

@bakermanb I don't like microsoft, but this guy is just messing up.

[Crewwstube]

i know its fake but it was hilarious because i can picture it happening. Good acting.

[vorjay]

"This is our Christmas gift to the working class. "

Oh, The "working class"! Like a Microsoft employee that is making $75K a year (which is what the lower tier makes) is really representing the working class.

[SuperNES16]

bing's never going to replace google

googling something's basically become a real verb, bing will just be in the closet of microsoft flops

[vorjay]

Well than I guess everyone one of Microsoft's OS competitors should give up...figuring they have even less market share than Bing has to google.

[danger7x7]

Yeah sounds like steve ballmer. That guys is a scary guy.

[ADMIRAL2012]

Bing !! what is this ??

Google Forever >>>> Yeaaaaaaah

[tjalolx]

lol i'd show up att ballmers house with a baseball bat.