Uncle Curtis (Not 50 Cent) look like Nutty Professor makin Porno flicks in his home filled with cameras-except in those flicks comes out The Eddie Murphy Skinny version. Are all women aquarius since they often get wet? Michael Jackson does look like the female monkey of Planet of the Apes without the nose job.If Michael Jackson could have become clearer with bleach-I think he could have sponsored Clearasil. "Your butt is mine"..funny. Is it Papa Joe, Papa John,or Papa Smurf that violated his az?
Don'tch U hate loans?Its funny watchin Eddie Griffin smokin with another man lookin like Samson smokin a pipe.Eddie Griffin takes the bus like I do.I guess all artist starts small like Eminem and others but how do they get big?Walkin with a swagger by watchin how chick's bum-bums go up and down left and right like a hypnoting lava lamp.Yeah I used to hit that back at public high school2 like drummin 2 congo drums-I made my own instrumentals.Unco Bucky looks like Samual Jackson with a whyt beard.
lol the mj jokes were definelty out of love... i remember when michael was in trouble about holding his son out the window... eddie griffin yes eddie griffin was with him on tv supporting mj.. so they had a good friendship i wish someone would post the video,,,,
eddie a fool! LMAO @ him sayin "micheal jackson look like the female monkey from planet of the apes" and then showin the clip...he look just like it too lol
"Um nigger we figured it out. We thought we were gonna need your help but we bombed and now everythin's cool so give us our shit back." Lmao...Eddie hilarious...
"Black Hairy Pussy, Chasing the big dicks" LOL, I don't know why, but here in Kansas City we talk countryyyyyyyyyyyyy, it's the midwest swingggggggggggggggg, see here in the midwest we talk country not southern it's almost the same accent, but it different, Misourri, Kansas, Arkansas Illinois, Kentucky, it's all country, Georgia, Virginia, Florida, Tennesee is all southern, it's two different styles, in the midwest we tend to talk faster
i read a review saying that this movies was No Good.i say these critics should let the mass of ppl that watch the movie write a review about it.Because No ONE PERSON cant speak for the Thousands that sat and got their monies worth from WAtching a briliant commedian such as Eddie griffin do his work It should be our words Quoted on thoes DVD cases and not some writer say wat he fell about.ask the audiance and the movie goers for their VIEWS.WE ARE THE ONES THAT WILL WATCH IT OVER AND OVER on DVD
KANSAS CITY STAND UP NOBODY GOT SHIT ON KCMO EDDIE GRIFFEN HOOD STILL HOLDEN HIM DOWN, YOU COME HOME HOMMIE YOU KNOW U ALL GOOD, U ANT GOT NO PROBLEMS BACK HOME (816)-(913) was poppen southside was good
white impersonations are the worst things. black comics always do white people voices like they a retarded, uptight, dumbass. But the beating bit is true and i thank Jesus for every beating I got because kids today r little bastards who a asking for a good ass whooping. Pain leaves a reminder to not fuck up
No it don't. Beatings haven't done shit to me, except toughen me up. With addition of a history in martial arts, nope. Left me with "Fuck you, nobody can hurt me" in my mind. :D
funny shit, i know what it was like to be a white american for 30 days, after 30 days they want they shit back...they be like mr nigger we done figure it out, give our sit back... this shit is funy as hell
listen the reason why ppl say jokes about black/white/asians or any race is because their jus realating back to things that they saw/heard when they were growing up n instead of turning it into hatred they turned it into comedy thats all its not tryna get on one race or any race its jus past experiences n ppl always het all emotional but its jus jokes...jokes are jokes n fun is gun...thereswhite n black ppl in the crowd n their all laughing together at every joke
no because as long ppl tell them that there just jokes n meaent for entertainmnet n if ppl raise their children up right n raise them not to hatebecause of ppl skin color then everything will be okay
im well aware that jokes are all for fun and game. However, using racial differences as jokes is just gonna spread the indifference to future generation.
"on 9/11 I'm an American... lasted 30 days." During WWII, Hollywood made major films with "black" actors such as Stormy Weather with Cab Calloway, Fats Waller, patriotic footage of "black" soldiers, etc., & Armed Forces Radio created a show "Jubilee" with a "black" MC and mostly "black" acts from Lena Horne to Bird to the Eddie Griffins of the day. Once the war was safely won, Hollywood went back to business as usual & "Jubilee" switched to a "white" MC and mostly "white" acts.
'send him to afghanistan, invisible nigga, all they gon see is moonwalk steps in tha sand, and hear shit lyk 'hee hee' ' looooooool eddie ur tha nicca
*hee hee* I HEAR HEE HEE!! NO NO NO! *yo butt is mine* NO BUTT! MUSLIM BLAKA DONT PLAY BUTT!
mrfreshness2008 7 months ago
i cant find the song at 8:46 , can you help me?
xikho 7 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ 6:58
onimushawarlord411 10 months ago
i don't give a good got damn they're white!!!!! lol
mzsxysmrts 1 year ago
i wish i had a uncle curtis in my family str8 PIMP
smooth7414 1 year ago 3
i say u talkin to me boy? i turn it right back on em, and they dont like it. (que the epic blaxploitation musik) lol
jross7677 1 year ago
Uncle Curtis (Not 50 Cent) look like Nutty Professor makin Porno flicks in his home filled with cameras-except in those flicks comes out The Eddie Murphy Skinny version. Are all women aquarius since they often get wet? Michael Jackson does look like the female monkey of Planet of the Apes without the nose job.If Michael Jackson could have become clearer with bleach-I think he could have sponsored Clearasil. "Your butt is mine"..funny. Is it Papa Joe, Papa John,or Papa Smurf that violated his az?
tommydafrog 1 year ago
Don'tch U hate loans?Its funny watchin Eddie Griffin smokin with another man lookin like Samson smokin a pipe.Eddie Griffin takes the bus like I do.I guess all artist starts small like Eminem and others but how do they get big?Walkin with a swagger by watchin how chick's bum-bums go up and down left and right like a hypnoting lava lamp.Yeah I used to hit that back at public high school2 like drummin 2 congo drums-I made my own instrumentals.Unco Bucky looks like Samual Jackson with a whyt beard.
tommydafrog 1 year ago
moon walk steps in the sand, be hearin shit, HEE HEE, "I hear hee hee", LMAO that whole part is funny as hell
Lukse17 1 year ago
lol back to bein a nigga go ahead go ahead lol
FlowerRFabulous 1 year ago
ur butt is mine...no butt!!! LMAo
alexis19880 1 year ago
EG is the sheat! lol.. BTW, whats the title of the background song at 9:07?
sarawak1000 1 year ago
ROFL He Beat me. HAHAHAHA
ShinoIsNumb1 2 years ago
that a capricorn!
LOL!
smokintheblaze 2 years ago
how da hell can u not find a six foot tall man wita towel on his goddamn head? and lives ina freakin cave.idk how osama does it
radiokilla02 2 years ago
Tru dat!
aloneinthedarkness4 2 years ago 5
that moon walk was awesome
k5lta 2 years ago 8
Mr. Nigger we luuuva ya!!. . . . .lol
(30days later)
Um Nigger we figured it out. . . . .lol
BTTM23 2 years ago 29
HE HE
ungface 2 years ago 3
michelle - i know wehere i m going
dersim662 2 years ago 2
hey. i keep looking for it, can't find it. do you know probably where i can download it?
bacek13 2 years ago
@dersim662 where can i find that song?
xikho 7 months ago
@xikho itunes or give me u email
dersim662 7 months ago
lol the mj jokes were definelty out of love... i remember when michael was in trouble about holding his son out the window... eddie griffin yes eddie griffin was with him on tv supporting mj.. so they had a good friendship i wish someone would post the video,,,,
chynadoll987 2 years ago 6
i was thinking about the mj joke i wonder if god even recognizes him rip mj
weathered79 2 years ago 4
I HEAR HE-HE
hahaha
LMFAO
E2SAVV 2 years ago 3
That Michael Jackson bit was HILARIOUS!! KC stand up!
jeffhafer816 2 years ago
hahah the pics of the pussy hahahh
chicotelus 2 years ago
mr nigger we love you lmao
Hopper830 2 years ago 2
lmfao @ 1:09 look at how that guy is just staring at Eddie
liltd87 2 years ago 2
that murthafucker bleach himself one more time he gonna be CLEAR!!!
hahahahaha
bobwailer8 3 years ago 4
eddie's uncle curtis is phukking freak!!!!!!!!!!
riddim3456 3 years ago 7
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Eddie Griffin is so ignorant...the more you say the N-word, the power it has.....what?
hugskissesxoxo1 3 years ago
eddie a fool! LMAO @ him sayin "micheal jackson look like the female monkey from planet of the apes" and then showin the clip...he look just like it too lol
rolloutonyou 3 years ago 8
this is so funny on so many different levels
93souljah 3 years ago 6
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Rahszagal 3 years ago
"Um nigger we figured it out. We thought we were gonna need your help but we bombed and now everythin's cool so give us our shit back." Lmao...Eddie hilarious...
Xzystins 3 years ago 10
what's the name of the song at minunt 8.45?
eddie he the bomb
thx
alexx4224 3 years ago
white people watchin'?
I feel so violated.
boborappa 3 years ago
thats cool 121000 views and it stil didnt get band hell ya
RehabForQuitters 3 years ago 3
MR. NIGGER WE LOVE YA XD
ihsahnseru 3 years ago 9
Eddie is too funny
swerveproductions 3 years ago 2
"Black Hairy Pussy, Chasing the big dicks" LOL, I don't know why, but here in Kansas City we talk countryyyyyyyyyyyyy, it's the midwest swingggggggggggggggg, see here in the midwest we talk country not southern it's almost the same accent, but it different, Misourri, Kansas, Arkansas Illinois, Kentucky, it's all country, Georgia, Virginia, Florida, Tennesee is all southern, it's two different styles, in the midwest we tend to talk faster
desire14899 3 years ago 6
LOL!nice
Ruellian 3 years ago
Anyone know what to type in to search for to see the whole video of Eddie going around the street interviewing people? Thanks.
21atk0 3 years ago
lmao MR. NIGGER.. WE LOVE YA
DominiTrini 3 years ago 15
fuckin great :X... i love the " i hear hihi " part :X
mangazon2000 3 years ago 5
i read a review saying that this movies was No Good.i say these critics should let the mass of ppl that watch the movie write a review about it.Because No ONE PERSON cant speak for the Thousands that sat and got their monies worth from WAtching a briliant commedian such as Eddie griffin do his work It should be our words Quoted on thoes DVD cases and not some writer say wat he fell about.ask the audiance and the movie goers for their VIEWS.WE ARE THE ONES THAT WILL WATCH IT OVER AND OVER on DVD
lilkiff 3 years ago 32
i loved it wen it came out
dat6allday 3 years ago
we been hostages in this country for 450 yrs no africans in a goddamned canoe to pick us the fuck up....lol
cindeler 3 years ago 5
paul mooney said the same shit...on his dvd jesus is black and so is cleopatra....i dont know who stole it from who though
beatlords 3 years ago
nigga bleach himself one more time he gone be clear invisible nigga
SomethinNaughty 3 years ago 8
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this is some stupid shit
hurricaneDX 3 years ago
Then why the hell you watching it dumbass mutha fucka
Troytw 3 years ago 9
laughing so hard im crying he is SOOOOOOOOOOO fucking halarious
Halz2121 3 years ago 5
KANSAS CITY STAND UP NOBODY GOT SHIT ON KCMO EDDIE GRIFFEN HOOD STILL HOLDEN HIM DOWN, YOU COME HOME HOMMIE YOU KNOW U ALL GOOD, U ANT GOT NO PROBLEMS BACK HOME (816)-(913) was poppen southside was good
1westwood 4 years ago 4
white impersonations are the worst things. black comics always do white people voices like they a retarded, uptight, dumbass. But the beating bit is true and i thank Jesus for every beating I got because kids today r little bastards who a asking for a good ass whooping. Pain leaves a reminder to not fuck up
ninjawraith17 4 years ago 2
you got yo behind whipped to huh?
GARRALUVZ 3 years ago
No it don't. Beatings haven't done shit to me, except toughen me up. With addition of a history in martial arts, nope. Left me with "Fuck you, nobody can hurt me" in my mind. :D
SpraxIAKS 3 years ago
white people are retarded, uptight dumbasses. didnt you know that?
DavidRectum 3 years ago 3
Mr nigger we love ya lol
witted87 4 years ago 7
funny shit, i know what it was like to be a white american for 30 days, after 30 days they want they shit back...they be like mr nigger we done figure it out, give our sit back... this shit is funy as hell
cindeler 3 years ago 5
is the little bit where he plays the piano in this one?
coysmithy 4 years ago
Hey. Does anyone knows the name of the song in the end of the 2nd part? Would really help, thanks.
bacek13 4 years ago 2
nigger come here we lllove ya.
give him a house he's an american.
give us our shit back
renegade2551 4 years ago 7
nigga write me a note!!lmao
tamaja6 4 years ago 6
Richard Pryor's influence is shown in his whole routine from comparing blacks and whites to the wino story... RIP richard pryor
jsy1486 4 years ago 3
what's wrong boy, well go in there get me somthing i'll tell you what's happenin.
charm8321 4 years ago
yo that mj invincible shit is so funny
Caramellionaire 4 years ago
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i find it funny, but he should really lay off the black/white jokes. Ya its funny, but its only passing racism to the next generation.
anhtran 4 years ago
So the fuck what he ain't sayin' shit 'bout natives
07andbeyond 4 years ago
the natives? why would that even matter? Im saying he shouldnt say anything about any race.
anhtran 4 years ago
look for a video called "George Carlin - Rape is funny"
InKa4484 4 years ago
listen the reason why ppl say jokes about black/white/asians or any race is because their jus realating back to things that they saw/heard when they were growing up n instead of turning it into hatred they turned it into comedy thats all its not tryna get on one race or any race its jus past experiences n ppl always het all emotional but its jus jokes...jokes are jokes n fun is gun...thereswhite n black ppl in the crowd n their all laughing together at every joke
TH3UND3TAK3R1 4 years ago 9
no because as long ppl tell them that there just jokes n meaent for entertainmnet n if ppl raise their children up right n raise them not to hatebecause of ppl skin color then everything will be okay
TH3UND3TAK3R1 4 years ago
im well aware that jokes are all for fun and game. However, using racial differences as jokes is just gonna spread the indifference to future generation.
anhtran 4 years ago 3
not one african in a canoo, had sone up to pick us the fuck up..
Eddie G is da shit
HaruShindo 4 years ago 5
LOLLOLOLOL I hear "hee hee"
marvingjones 4 years ago 3
Mr. Nigger We Love ya COme in Welcome To The Family
cookieboy407 4 years ago 5
funniest stand up ever!
iusemybrain 4 years ago 4
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Paris hiltoon for president !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
akamola 4 years ago
Thats a Aqaurius Cause The Pussy Is Wet
cookieboy407 4 years ago 6
"on 9/11 I'm an American... lasted 30 days." During WWII, Hollywood made major films with "black" actors such as Stormy Weather with Cab Calloway, Fats Waller, patriotic footage of "black" soldiers, etc., & Armed Forces Radio created a show "Jubilee" with a "black" MC and mostly "black" acts from Lena Horne to Bird to the Eddie Griffins of the day. Once the war was safely won, Hollywood went back to business as usual & "Jubilee" switched to a "white" MC and mostly "white" acts.
JosephNScott 4 years ago 7
dis shit halarious!!!
shody09 4 years ago 4
You go to my uncle's house, he'll show you pornos..staring HIM!!!
Eman5805 4 years ago 5
was that fat white guy MJ, who knows..hahaha
sosickofqpons 4 years ago
i wish i had a dad to whoop my ass into fame nigga he beat them mothafuckas into superstardom fuck dey complainin bout nigga
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
pschreck25 4 years ago 4
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It's a sad stand up comedy
youdestin 5 years ago
aaah yeah whatever
allooshiy 5 years ago
What's that song that play at the end? This is the funniest shit ever.. Eddie Griffin is a real OG in Comedy
killahkoz 5 years ago
wuts the name of the song at the end?
achilles627 5 years ago
aw yes my hometown
ebonyeyes2003 5 years ago
yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
jones2915 5 years ago
You aint the nigga I created.... What the fuck is this pencil?? Write me a note.... ROLMFAO!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Tilly2007 5 years ago
rofl eddie griffin is just to fucking funny
LordKoribakTheflame 5 years ago
'send him to afghanistan, invisible nigga, all they gon see is moonwalk steps in tha sand, and hear shit lyk 'hee hee' ' looooooool eddie ur tha nicca
speak123 5 years ago
eddie griffin!!!we need a lot of this nigga!
pinco20 5 years ago
rofl this shit iz t0p. one pwnage in black Comedy more :)
*Invisible Nigga* xD
DarkRezo 5 years ago
my fav stand up of all time
davidwebb 5 years ago
female ape from "Planet of the Apes"...ROFL!
lemonqb 5 years ago
white ppl on hostages, lol.
lemonqb 5 years ago
BLACK HAIRY PUSSY ROFL
Icecube88 5 years ago
YEEEE
Icecube88 5 years ago
Best standup I have ever seen!
gas0linedream 5 years ago