Early version of "I Did Not Hit Her!" from The Room

[adamzanzie]

In this version he doesn't laugh at the Guerrero Street story. LOL

[sonataarcticachile]

Not Mark... that's Merk

[hawaiidispenser]

Tommy actually has a little belly here? Cause in the movie, he's more ripped than a bodybuilder.

Also, this version feels way more natural. I mean, it's still awful, but at least there's some semblance of realism here.

[LlameStarcraft]

@hawaiidispenser lol are you fat or something ? He's not that ripped in the movie -.-

[legorocks3]

It looks like the beginning to a gay porno.

[luiscabesc]

1:53

It sucks to me like you're an expert

[glassessn]

what is the music playing in the background?

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

At least he didn't laugh at Mark's violent story this time xD

[xxxzoso]

haha black mark.



[The6thSimpson]

LOL at 'I started a Joke' by the Bee Gees in the background.

[xZippy38]

The black guy didn't make it because his acting was too good.

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

Dawmeet! AYE DOWNT beLEAVE It!!

[littlsuprstr]

black mark didn't make it, but white cargo pants did.

[shrikechan]

I'm so pissed off, but I don't bother to try to sound pissed off when I say "hi" to someone! That doesn't make my acting unbelievable, does it? lol

[cdphatty]

lol wow i thought this was a parody at first

[Fallon144]

Watch the first second over and over again. It's PURE awesomeness

[intheTea04]

Watching this, I can begin to understand what Tommy was trying to do with his movie. But he is a terrible writer and just couldn't pull it off.

[ShinonTheHunter]

This is better than the movie scene, IMO.

[neverAcquiesce]

This guy couldn't act well enough to make it in The Room. Think about that.

[TheBillieWay]

@neverAcquiesce Hahaha, spot on, spot on!

[teddykgb33160]

lisa wanted dark meat?

[Karvainenrotta]

when tommy said "brotha", "mark" just stormed outta there

[Ticalmc2k2]

In this version the film takes place across the bay in Oakland.

[PeaceUdo]

He didn't make it cuz he's black :/

[serioushamster]

'Oh hai mark whas new with you?'

'im black'

'ahahaha what a story mark'

[blackheart103]

@serioushamster HAHAHAHAHHA

[shaftslammer]

@serioushamster good lulz

[casper123]

@serioushamster lol

[darioshame]

thiz is truly a shit film

and not in a good way

[Sxrillez]

@darioshame

It's awesome.

[SinApex]

I agree with those who say this is better. It is overall. Not saying Tommy is a great actor, this version is just better. The writing is even better in this version.

[blue5639181]

OMG! Is that the famous football?

[livrenet]

Ok... Jokes aside, this is indeed better than the final version and also makes more sense. For example, Tommy does not laugh after the story... And yes, he still is a bad actor but his acting here is also better overall.

[MYheroMJrip]

vanilla and chocolate ohhh hi random football

[MrJKL1980]

Black Mark aka Blark RULES !!!

[bigswano]

@MrJKL1980 Blark would've better than white mark. And anybody would be better than wiseau

[LordofBLTs]

Is that... LeVar Burton?

[JonnoXD]

black mark is like the karma master.

[TheMrLahey]

this is better than the finished version. funniest movie i have ever seen. for all the wrong reasons.

[SosukoDaynex]

Wow "what a story Mark" is just as hilarious here but in a completely different way.

Original: Laughing at horrible story and with horrible dubbing.

Here: Oh yeah what a story whatever meh.

[THENINTENDOLUMINARY]

tommy ruined his movie by dubbing over his own lines

[Doomsdaywarrior]

@THENINTENDOLUMINARY Don't you mean... made the movie more HILARIOUS by dubbing over his own lines?

[KoolAidIdiot]

Black Mark...Blark!

[OmegaOwA]

The black dude should've been in the movie. He acts better than everyone in the film.

[ponyshowdown]

i have all these things i want to say...but all i can really say is....oh, hi screen-test video

[ZachariasClub]

why is the black mark a better actor then the mark they chose?

tommy's acting seems less monotony as well...

[IsaacP150]

oh so now it's a black comedy 

[mstrblstrbhc3]

this makes a lot of sense now. i always knew lisa had jungle fever.

[GamerPrinceMXZ]

Two men one football.

(directed by tommy wiseau)

[therealmcnulty]

oh hai mark

[An0m1n0us]

This Mark is way cooler.

[DogBoots77]

Don't worry about him being black. They should've included this version instead anyway - it wouldn't be the worst continuity error in the film.

[xxxzoso]

I love the background music

[glassessn]

@xxxzoso Do you know where it's from?

[jtrenholm85]

The football returns!

[JonnoXD]

this... this actually makes more sense than the real thing!?

[RenegadeMaster07]

why is this version 10x better :s

[PufferBluntman]

Black Mark looks like he badly wants to go somewhere far away from a crazy crazy person with a football.

[thetraceur123]

"Lisa says I hit her! *4 seconds later* I don't want to talk about it anymore!!1... What's new with you? C:"

[freebearride]

he found out an beat her ass , i like this mark better

[Chamillionare64]

How come Tommy Wisseu laughs when white Mark says "the story"?

[RkivUnderground]

Would have been more interesting if Lisa slept with Blark in the final film.

[metalistR1]

what is with tommy and footballs?

[hpmetsfan]

when did mark become black?

[ComradePopov]

even worse acting than in the movie

[Rawrgazim]

Besides Blark wasn't good in bed.

[AccelLeon]

@Rawrgazim he's black

[Rawrgazim]

@AccelLeon lol

[chickensangwich97]

It's no wonder they didn't hire the black guy. He has at least some talent.

[fredfinks]

WOAH! I just got the music. Aynone else?

Its "I started a joke" by the Bee Gees.

"I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. I started to cry, which started the world laughing.."

[richuea]

@fredfinks Haha, how unbelievably apt! Cheers for this, great spot!

[RadeonX0X]

Tommy fired that black guy because his acting wasn't bad enough.

Let's go eat haa.

[RocMegamanX]

@RadeonX0X

"Gee, can we eat HUH? I've never eaten "HUH" before. Is there a "HUH" restaurant around here?"

[fuckapotomis]

If you've ever done high jumping in PE, it looks like thats what he's about to do at 0:00

[hobokombat]

Does everyone even understand the implications of this? Tommy had "I did not hit her!" and "Oh hi Mark" in the pipeline before even filming The Room. It's like a chess game between two grandmasters, except the grandmasters are Tommy and the world of acting.

[hanl9889]

I did nawt hit her. It's naot trew it's bullshit i did nawt hit her - OH HAI TYRONE

[NOELJOSERIVAS]

What the fuck is that

[Aginor27]

Also at least Tommy doesn't laugh after the end up in hospital story.

[Aginor27]

"You know, girls may cheat on you Johnny. But..I won't"

Cue anal sex.

[KidRandomm]

tommy is like an army cyborg thats been reprogrammed for acting.

Hey Muark!

[solidkingcobra]

Maork would have been fun if he was black.

[goddessblade]

Noted the Roman column on the left...

[RockyBaIboa]

now thats a black comedy

[tryandlisten]

I am going to start a petition for "The Room 2 - Johnny's Revenge"

[TheSonomaDude]

Oh No!!!....are these scenes from...THE ROOM 2!!!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[g2g144]

Why do the lines said here have no resemblance to the lines in the actual movie?

[fredfinks]

Seriously, its honestly better than the movie version.

[MFruitProductionsLTD]

@fredfinks I agree. This music goes really well with the scene, too.

[DefconO1]

Oh Hai

Iz dis teh ruum tew?

[TKGB2006]

It's still not good but it's better than the actual film. At least he didn't inappropriately laugh here.

[xWattie831x]

Even with a minimalist set, there's still a football. And why is this scene better than the one in the movie?

[ichbinraz]

i thought this was the original until i noticed how good the audio is, big ups on the skills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrProphetMan]

Lisa yuretearingMEapart!

cool, hopefully his new vampire flick can live up to the hype, the room is a timeless classic masterpiece of unparalleled quality and wisdom!

[BeRussFour]

This is almost harder to watch than the movie itself.

[MyWilliam1996]

holy shit! Tommy Wiseu used to be a reasonably good actor! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

[jedisociety]

@MyWilliam1996 dubbing happened

[ShiroKage009]

That was unentertainingly bad, unlike the one in the movie which was so bad it was hilarious.

[Bleachfanoftheyear]

Blark <3

[jedisociety]

TAM IT I DON BELIVET!!!

[Number1ricky]

I want to do a casting call with Tommy

[me92me92]

oh god i just want that football to explode so they can be replaced by real actors

[wondercast]

This looks like the beginning of a gay amateur porno.

[peteagassi]

@wondercast LOL!

[legorocks3]

@wondercast Your comment made me burst out laughing :D LOL

[alscott33]

@wondercast you would know lol

[wondercast]

@alscott33 I would, care to join?

[LordofBLTs]

@wondercast And that's exactly what it turned in to.

[jcairns111]

@wondercast HOW DO YOU KNOW??????????????

[striker9981]

@wondercast how would u know

[Bananadine]

it seemed like they were building up tension for a kiss but then they did not kiss

[HAADOOKEN]

is that....is that classical music in the background? Was this the original soundtrack??

[quentin98765]

its hard to believe he didnt realize how bizarre the "oh hi mark" sounds even after this rehearsal

[getthepoooffmybum]

NOT the hospital on Guerrero Street.

[MrCG35]

It's perfect. He's even got the football. XD

[JustPhilNY]

BLACK MARK IS BETTER THAN EVEN CHRIS-R!!!

[iNvictaStudios]

If thats Tommy Wiseau acting than I must be Jackie Fucking Chan.

[f1w1]

So some of the media were wrong about Tommy this is the fact! maybe he is a great actor ever? Maybe not?

[Fjordbaanger]

this mark seems even gayer

[nellytheninkynonk]

This is actually better acting than the film version.

[g2g144]

@nellytheninkynonk But it's still shit.

[davoisakoollord]

I like at the top comment, I was like what the F! then glanced at Mark...then I died AHAHAHA

[ADeadHeaDz]

Better than the movie version.

[Minakou1]

@ADeadHeaDz

yeah.

[jimmyjimbo72]

Lisa went black LOL.

[zimzthegnome]

lol wtf is up with the soothing snow white music in the background? Like a calming song would make this scene good....

[linktube]

Wow this is legit...

[kevmag1984]

What's with this guy and football?

[woootooofooo]

I can watch the first 4 seconds on loop for eternity

[ArsonBeanTanks]

"I DUN WANNA TALK BOUT DIS."

[amandolin0]

You know I'm so happy you are my bla- my best friend

[AstraVex]

He actually acts SLIGHTLY better in this than in the full movie!

[Nintendogenius]

and hes wearing a wife beater...LOL

[jedisociety]

TAM YT I DON BELIVET

[NathanMoulden]

Can't go wrong with a white vest tucked into baggy trousers

[cuppajoesugar]

Good Lord, all of Tommy's websites look like they were shit out by Web 1.0

[DeckyStrikesBack]

Tommys Kermit the Frog impression is the best iv ever heard

[CaptainRon0001]

I did not HIT LER!!!

[BaronessCaligari]

Wow, as much as I love Sestosterone, this guy is a waaaaaaay better Mark.

[SlubaProductions]

Wow, this makes a lot more sense than the movie, and sounds way more natural.

[jedisociety]

what a shtory mark

[SuperSmasher1]

What is that music?

Was this done in a hotel lobby?

[TheLegacyofHitchcock]

This scene is more realistic, better acted, and overall more emotional than the actual film. However, the extreme lack of DOGGIE makes it fail a bit.

[gombie]

It would have been funnier if lisa was cheating Johnny with a black guy.

[gombie]

Not better acting, but it's believable how he says the lines in this.

[thechickennuggit]

Woahhh. Johnny is way in Mark's bubble. Mark looks uncomfortable.

[safetydancer87]

Betting acting then the movie, not that would be hard to accomplish.

[dopehousex3]

looks like a gay porno lol

[cornsuck]

This is actually better acted here than in the movie....

[ChristmasFace]

"It sounds to me like you're the BETTER ACTOR Blark"

[jadegecko]

I love that the background music is "I Started A Joke." If ever there were a song that could've been written for Tommy!

[freshscrub16]

im suprised denny didn't come out of nowhere and start playinga rousing game of three pong catch.

[cnnre2005]

WHAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH MARK ?

[agbmoe]

I think they fired the black guy because he could act, and by act I mean form a coherent sentence.

[blstuff]

The acting is actually better in this

[BlackHoleSun1921]

This is painful to watch.

[maistortrichko]

I can't breathe from laughing!! The comments are even funnier!

[TheCowboyJesus]

Fuckin beautiful ambient music...

I love what Blark does with the Guerrero Street story

[creamwolf1]

Johnny :It sounds to me like you are eggsperm.

Mark: Now im definitely not an eggsperm

[mentallyxderanged]

i did nat hit heur it's bullshit i did nat.... Oh, hai Blark

[usefullstuff]

Its funny cuz that mark stand-in can actually act half good.

[Jonathan6561]

Marlon Brando, like Tommy Wiseau, much of the time was doing something with his hands during a scene. Of course the difference between the two actors is, with Brando it wasn't obvious.

[DALEproductions]

lol at the background music.

and i think the fact that there was rehearsal makes the actual movie seem that much worse

[cakelizard]

what a story, mark.

[oberoibrian]

the acting in this is better than the movie

[RedLight00]

OH HI, BLARK.

[Andrewvw100]

This is actually much better then what's in the movie

[QuestionYourThoughts]

wtf is up with the background music

[9brain5]

DAMMIT I DIDNT HIT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o hi mark

this guy never took an acting class