I like how it qualifies for a "-tini" ending by virtue of being in a glass that resembles a martini glass. What's next? Aunt Sandy's "Pepsitini" - with pepsi, store-bought ice cubes, three different types of vodka (blackberry, pomegranate, and lychee) and... oh, I don't know.. food-colored peas bc blueberries were out of season? Sign me up.
Guys! Guys! Sandra's two shots are 8 normal ones. When you're an alcoholic your "shot" sizes drastically increase. In the next episode you'll see her referring to a whole bottle as a shot...
This should be called "whatever the hell I found in the back of the liquor cabinet, what? It'll get the job done. Cut me some slack, my relatives are in the next room" martini.
God, I love Aunt Sandy's cocktail time. She's basically making Caribou Lou Lite here. lol. Everything about her is so upper-middle class wasp who married rich and now spends her days drowning away the sorrows of a loveless marriage with her friends over brunch. On a serious note, what's with the tacky Christmas tree martini glasses?
Wait, is she drunk already? She's scraping a nonstick pan with those tongs like she's losing her motor functions, at 0:09 . a plastic slotted spoon would be too much to ask? It's like her producers put her on the air just to SEE how she'll fuck up next.
"Silent night." Not when you're up at 2 in the morning puking your guts out, or when you hear the ambulance blaring down the street as your liver is failing, and you're dying of alcohol poisoning.
@vbm211 To be fair, a long island ice tea has 5 or more different kinds of liquor in it. I worry though for Aunt Sandy's "shot" measurement...thems some big ass shot glasses.
"i like the ice, keeps it cold!"
so thhaaaaaats what ice is used for....
gymnast768 4 days ago
aunt sandy's silent night hahahaha
wtf2mitch 2 weeks ago
u know its starting to look like eggnogg..
she talks like she's never made one of those.
ditaperry 1 month ago in playlist sandra lee
"I like the ice, it keeps it cold"...
JossPhaux 1 month ago
I wonder if Alcohol Abuse runs in the family?? Most Likely... Yes :)
Angelface232 1 month ago
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING TRAY! JESUS SHIT!
daisukeLAPASAKARAPRO 1 month ago
LOL at the comments. Well, at least these two women are in the kitchen.
Antiks72 1 month ago
It's not a Silent Night when you are puking your guts out from that horrible triple rum cocktail you boozehound bitch.
BigAlUpdates 1 month ago 2
Is that woman with an Amy Winehouse voice is Stefani and Brice's mother?She doeen't look like a good mom!
diamond250200 1 month ago 3
"I like the ice, keeps it cooooold"
Well no shit...
grod4L8 1 month ago 4
Okay #1: "let's just take our best guess of 2 shots" she puts like 5 shots.
And #2 it's called silent night because she will be passed out after she has however many glasses of this she has
101balletfreak 2 months ago 2
It may be a silent night but it sure as hell wont be a sober one.
CuervoBlack06 2 months ago 4
What is it Sandra and alchohol?? They must luv her there at the ABC store
101balletfreak 2 months ago
Silent Night. Not for long
NovBeautyCHEER 3 months ago 32
Of course she bought the glasses cheap, more booze money. See Aunt Sandy is always thinking.
Goobian 3 months ago 23
You'll pass out after one of these, so, yeah, it'll probably be a "Silent" night, followed by a painful morning.
inferno232 3 months ago in playlist More videos from CesCooking
@inferno232 lol.
jessicaann14 2 months ago
@inferno232 They both love alcohol and joking with each other and i think they ar always drunk!
diamond250200 1 month ago
I like how it qualifies for a "-tini" ending by virtue of being in a glass that resembles a martini glass. What's next? Aunt Sandy's "Pepsitini" - with pepsi, store-bought ice cubes, three different types of vodka (blackberry, pomegranate, and lychee) and... oh, I don't know.. food-colored peas bc blueberries were out of season? Sign me up.
705JRC 3 months ago 2
@705JRC let me organize a sheet of requests, im sure everyone i know will be DIEING to have some hahahaha
windhowl22 3 months ago
@705JRC Ha!
PennyDreadfuI 3 months ago
"Two shots"? LOL. She's been hangin' around Aunt Sandy for too long.
ynot797 4 months ago 3
Wait, aren't shots supposed to be SMALL? Oh, Sandra
Redwillowfox 4 months ago
"shake shake shake" calm down now, your not even into your first drinks!
Yngelel 4 months ago
I don't even drink, and I know they overdid the shots.
CranberriAppl 5 months ago 5
-14 Shots total. Not counting the coconut syrup.
- Those are some butt ugly martini glasses from the dollar store
- She needed 3 different types of rum, really?
- Not really a silent night if you hear your guests dry heaving 15 minutes later after having just one glass.
CuervoBlack06 5 months ago 8
It'd disgusting how Sandra matches her kitchen decor with what outfit she's wearing that day
XmochocoffeeX 5 months ago
@XmochocoffeeX I think you mean découuur :)
Caskader 1 month ago
Siiileeent niiight, druuuunk people fiiiiight....
Aratimb 5 months ago 10
"I like the ice. Keeps it cold?" And this whole time I thought it was for something else. FAIL
mitchelljkohl 6 months ago 6
1. do not shake your ass .
2. i am going to kill myself , or you , preferably you , then again you stole my youth and my dreams.
3. i keep saying , i hope you die ... please comply with my wishes , my birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks.
aweirdfreak 6 months ago
Silent Night.. is this the recipe that mixes the worst combinations of alcohol together possible for the fastest drunken pass-out?
ElizabethWebster 6 months ago
Guys! Guys! Sandra's two shots are 8 normal ones. When you're an alcoholic your "shot" sizes drastically increase. In the next episode you'll see her referring to a whole bottle as a shot...
leoniswoah 6 months ago 2
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"I like that the ice keeps it cold"....wow, news at 11.
Annadipity 6 months ago
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Annadipity 6 months ago
won't be such a silent night now that they've discovered they BOTH can't measure 2 shots
FailOfANerd 6 months ago 2
Two shots? More like EIGHT.
sopranocath 6 months ago 3
its called silent night because your so drunk you pass out >.>
wootmastergeneral234 6 months ago
Is it just me or does that look WAY MORE than two shots?
MsZigster1 6 months ago
Silent Night because Aunt Sandrunk is passed out on the couch with vomit down the front of her shirt.
AsAboveItIsBelow 6 months ago
i bet she's mentally murdering her sis for putting so much juice in it.
nohawu 7 months ago 4
This should be called "whatever the hell I found in the back of the liquor cabinet, what? It'll get the job done. Cut me some slack, my relatives are in the next room" martini.
strawberryrobin 7 months ago
Has anyone noticed how her cocktails never fit the occasion?
wowwrack 7 months ago 2
"So this is a really easy drink." *Brings out a huge array of booze on a tray out*
goliaboi 7 months ago 4
damn whoever drink one glasses of this will be drunk in no time with all the rum
PunkRockDiva1979 7 months ago
Good God! I wouldnt even wash my carpet with her drinks!
SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN 7 months ago
orange juice and coconut milk. yum.
BlueSkyDaisukiAyumi 7 months ago
I luv wen her sis is in the show
lorenzanayoly 8 months ago
"tropical for the holidays" huh?!
blugreen123 8 months ago
of course it's a silent night.... with all that alcohol, everyone has been knocked out cold
DopeyIan88 8 months ago 3
damn it.. i thought htis ment she wasnt gon talk D:
epicrandomnessXD 9 months ago
she has every flavour of liqour known to man
ichigoXicecream 9 months ago
thos3e cups r so figgen ulgy
lovehorrormovies10 10 months ago
Silent night? What because you die in your sleep because of how much liquor you had consumed?!?!?
MayyaPieyya 10 months ago 7
I love how giddy she is here, watch the kwanzaa cake clip for comparison, that's one sinister witch.
Caskader 10 months ago
and add coconut milk, because the pineapple juice and three fruit-flavored rums don't make this thing quite sweet enough ...
wantspawnterm 11 months ago
God, I love Aunt Sandy's cocktail time. She's basically making Caribou Lou Lite here. lol. Everything about her is so upper-middle class wasp who married rich and now spends her days drowning away the sorrows of a loveless marriage with her friends over brunch. On a serious note, what's with the tacky Christmas tree martini glasses?
russianrocket151 11 months ago 5
Those glasses are hideous. DB/
PugnaciousT15 11 months ago
Wait, is she drunk already? She's scraping a nonstick pan with those tongs like she's losing her motor functions, at 0:09 . a plastic slotted spoon would be too much to ask? It's like her producers put her on the air just to SEE how she'll fuck up next.
xxdogofgleexx 1 year ago 3
I'm gonna need some ice from the refrigerator.
horsie890 1 year ago
"Now this is an EASY drink" and brings out a full tray of alcohol XD
leoniswoah 1 year ago 11
SILENT NIGHT MORE LIKE DIEING NIGHT FROM SO MUCH LIQUOR
mizorepower 1 year ago
How does this lady get her own show?! Terrible.
YourLittleAmpersand 1 year ago
"Silent night." Not when you're up at 2 in the morning puking your guts out, or when you hear the ambulance blaring down the street as your liver is failing, and you're dying of alcohol poisoning.
tnpan 1 year ago
After this drink you'll be silent the rest of the night..
ShaunWhiteismyGinger 1 year ago
At least Lady Kimi doesn't pour in a whole bottle when she says two shots like how Aunty Sandra does.
Michelle2815CV 1 year ago 5
Drum is to Piano as Silent Night is to Happy Hour
LaSonriente7 1 year ago
Silent Night?
Silent Hill is a better name.
Anarquius 1 year ago 8
Was Grandma Lorraine an alcoholic too?
AceofHadeon 1 year ago 3
If you don't get a hangover from THREE KINDS OF RUM, you'll get one from the sugar. o_o
allieskellington 1 year ago
Silent Night, Holy Vomit...
TheLadyEve 1 year ago 5
This is one segment where it's completely obvious how giddy and cheerful she is about the 'silent night'.
AngieeBabyy81 1 year ago
I get why it's called "silent night" after 3 different kinds of rum..
ShaunWhiteismyGinger 1 year ago
Damn, how big are their shot glasses?
annanwaters 1 year ago 2
"this is the adult drink" obviously
poatecineva1 1 year ago
Haha seriously her cooking is ridiculous
MeelaLovesYou 1 year ago
Like two kids with a chemistry set!
jeremiah168lms 1 year ago 5
Sandra you are incredible. Please party with me!!
woahmycar 1 year ago
In the bottom right hand corner a message appeared which said 'Worst Cooks in America', ha ha
officejokes 1 year ago 5
ohh yeahhhh...shake ur boody Sandra...
judasinwaiting 1 year ago
Silent night-tini. SO creative.
sandysurap 1 year ago
umm, coconut milk with orange and cranberry juice?! I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.
sandysurap 1 year ago 3
@sandysurap lol!!!!
TheCraphater 1 year ago
I think they've already had a "shot" of rum or two.
ZoeSquared21 1 year ago
that looked a little more than 2 shots of each rum...
joanna690 1 year ago
Wow........
randomaster101 1 year ago
Only Aunt Sandy would put three different kinds of rum into one cocktail. Uck.
vbm211 1 year ago 47
@vbm211 Aunt Sandy says "If you keep drinking, eventually you won't care."
KWalsh554 1 year ago
@vbm211 it wasn't sandra's drink recipe. go have a kiddy drink
Irisheyescu2 1 year ago
@vbm211 To be fair, a long island ice tea has 5 or more different kinds of liquor in it. I worry though for Aunt Sandy's "shot" measurement...thems some big ass shot glasses.
cheezypotatoes 8 months ago
Silent Night? Not for long when Aunt Sandy's hitting the sauce...
xxdogofgleexx 2 years ago 69