"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm having kind of a rough time. You see, my ex-girlfriend just died.
"You think that's *funny*?
"Thing is, I blame myself.
"You see, I told her I wanted to break up with her, and she didn't want us to break up. She pleaded with me, and I told her no. She just kept saying please don't go, please don't go. So finally, I shot her."
@SethHesio — I got "Pure Drivel" at a dollar store years ago. Steve Martin wrote it. It was wonderful. It was a little dirty at times, which was not the best. What's "Born Standing Up?" Is it his autobiography? Martin is a genius.
The Night Steve Was Sad
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm having kind of a rough time. You see, my ex-girlfriend just died.
"You think that's *funny*?
"Thing is, I blame myself.
"You see, I told her I wanted to break up with her, and she didn't want us to break up. She pleaded with me, and I told her no. She just kept saying please don't go, please don't go. So finally, I shot her."
ZenPapageno 2 months ago 2
@SethHesio — I got "Pure Drivel" at a dollar store years ago. Steve Martin wrote it. It was wonderful. It was a little dirty at times, which was not the best. What's "Born Standing Up?" Is it his autobiography? Martin is a genius.
ryanellis999 4 months ago
I want to see a documentary on his life. Where could I find one?
ryanellis999 5 months ago
@ryanellis999 he hasnt been unfortunate enuf to warrant an E! Special yet, maybe actors studio?
kaneda83 5 months ago
@ryanellis999 Have you read Born Standing Up?
SethHesio 4 months ago
@ryanellis999 He wrote an autobiography called "Born Standing Up." It's really good.
Kyomara 2 months ago 3
great clip.......Steve Martin was the King
Awmon 6 months ago