Markie Funny ( Alien Dating )

[frankjuuh]

This is fucking weird!

[AaronR416]

no life

[PszichoTrance]

SHIT!!!

[cobracommander102]

Weird

[boo101895]

dude he sign language im deaf too

[sENoZ93]

What the fuck is this fokin shit movie of my fokin french balls dick hole !!!!! ??? Fokin shit hell !!

[TheScrambles1]

Are you a mute?

[matthew22389]

@TheScrambles1 He is deaf.

[Victor77070]

do you think an alien has to use itslittle mouth for a BJ but be careful it still can bite

[fkinghellboy]

you're one freaking freak man -..- that's the true story-.-

[elielmusicologo]

lol



[gabriel123bat]

isso que da pobre com camera de 10 parcelas da casa baia

[Mongoongen]

OMG you turned the alien into something unsexy... ;____;

[goblano]

this is a horrible pice of SHIT

lol i be grinchin

[Waltham1892]

Nice to see my first wife is dating again....

[necochan100]

somebody obviously got way to much spare time

[per3ofsky]

OMG another markie funny not funny movie ._____.

[per3ofsky]

OMG another markie funny not funny movie ._____.

[thekillerbot]

Did you even watch the movies?

[bpezerat]

This is 1000 times more scary than any Alien movie.

[5raptorboy1]

like if that is the ugliest alien ever

[paxv8]

mmmm seksy

[BackLik]

как блять до такого можно было додуматься?!О_о



[fullkat2010]

Ellis:The alien is a witch

Alien(witch):Grrr

Ellis:oh nooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhh

[Entertainedful]

I didn't know Aliens could read sign language or even see for that matter. Lol.

[xph0enixxx]

So it's a queen warrior alien?

[NVLUTZ007]

Soooo if it's mini mouth goes in your mouth when you kiss is that french kissing or... INCEPTION?

[mac19971]

Okay Mark I think your getting a little too carried away with these dates of yours.. O ___ o

[TheAlucard11111]

oh shit its a alien hoe

[spellingerror2000]

I dont speak sign languge.. Can you add captions?

[GAXxJUNAIDxXGA]

ithought the man was giving a blowjob at 1:29

[Gunman72799]

LOL at the end : ITS A BOY!

[NightShadeDragon]

@TenaciousJoel O: no! really? i thought that alien was real, and that 16 bit alien baby coming out of his stomache was also real

[AaronTheCoolOne]

I seen most of vids and I belive this guy is deaf... thats why he always useing sign langage in his vids

[nicolendtony]

y he dint talk

[stuchly1]

a dressed xenomorph with lipstick - the nastiest thing ever seen (or dated =D)

[helper769]

Dang...well...Id kiss her if she promised not to kill me, or if theyre would be a way to get chesbusted without dying :O

[dcfefs]

hey didnt they do that in AVP 2 as well? 1:21 ... your stomach is gonna be exploded with a bunch of baby aliens

[jas1the1king]

ummmmmm...can you do dos signs agan!?i lost trak after you fucked up that alien!!!

[SuperGameism]

Probaly why she impregnated him to say “you bastard”

[XDeathRaze777X]

snt she angry that you had a pic when u were a marine cuz u killed so many aliens?

[SuperGameism]

Actually Predaliens (and some other adult alien) can impregnate a host with its “little mouth” good vid though

[One1164]

dide you smoke a joint ore somting?

[evadrol]

Thumbs up if you thought he was fucking her at 1:27

[TheBestFriendFrom666]

lol chestbuster cames from Facehugger and not from Alienkisses ^^

[TheSoloStudios]

WTF?

[Doebear4ever]

just a little grotesque XD

[ssx34944]

lol y wud u date an alien anyway?

[jadchris02127]

Predatorquernsfight

[pptkng16]

A real nice touch would've been a marriage photo with him, the female alien, and the baby. I think since the woman is trusting him with her child he's somewhat obligated to take some responsibility.

[yomaster12345]

And then she went omnomnomnom on his head. :L

[linkinparker8523]

this guy got some sick moves already making a baby on the first date....

wish i had that skills

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Creepy but very good. Was the alien made with a Maya program?

[OVhorrorchannel]

Funny stuff ahah

[BlackWolf5420]

i expected her to eat him

[MrMichehl]

Super ! Super ! Super !

[adria138]

oh shit, I love her ear-rings :D Shame you couldn´t see your newbornie :D

[Demon00ko00die]

ha XD

[Escara1]

A human woman!!??!!??

Great video!

[TheShadowtim]

lol

[MysteryAdri]

Christmas Gift is A Face Hugger!!

[murthny]

what software did yo use for this ?

[MRresievil310]

illegal alien vs internet predator

[Dametora01]

No tongue on first date! =)

* ไหว้*

[Dametora01]

No tongue on first date, babe! =)

* ไหว้*

[gravygwundud]

Why the hell is this in sign lunguage?!

[901SMOKEMON]

SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS FAMILIAR. BUT MS. PREDATOR IS THE BETTER CHOICE.

[NintendoFreak29]

It has lips...

[UniversalVision]

And that's how you were born kids (>_o)^! Tune in next week when we explore xeno-sex ed 101.

[DJBlackarachnia]

@UniversalVision Best. Xeno. Comment. EVER!!!! XD

[UniversalVision]

@DJBlackarachnia Then like my comment (~_o)! Thank you!

[freddy692000]

well i want to say that Aliens dont have females they only got the queen on the queen is mating BUT we have never seen in the movies with how is dating...

[Rpoman2009]

@freddy692000 Actually all of the Xenomorphs are female except for a few rare species such as the Ravager in Aliens Vs Predator 2 Extinction

[freddy692000]

@Rpoman2009 how do u know that?

[Rpoman2009]

@freddy692000 If you play as a predator in the newest Aliens Vs Predator game in one level the Predator that is helping you get around places talks about the Pretorian and he says (they are much stronger than their sisters) that's how I know.

[freddy692000]

@Rpoman2009 i have played the campaign from the newest AVP but i havent noticed LOL

[Truechuser]

@freddy692000

And because they're parthenogenic species

[Preecey22]

pretty impressive how you got the alien into the real world like that

[SashimiForAll]

Oh awesome xD

[Escara1]

A normal girl not???

An alien and a predator but a human?

[shadowgunz25]

Only the face huger can put thealian baby in your chest, sorry i know my AVP stuff

[yudio23]

@shadowgunz25 not really only if the alien is pregnat

[thechango3000]

im da stupidest person ever....i just notice dat ur def...are u? ........well.....any wells, ur vids are funny

[defferwa]

I can't read sign language, some one plz translate

[SnoXlideProductions]

@defferwa i am searching for a date *goes to an alien dating screen* very beautiful women.. my new date is coming *rubs his hands* *shows the alien girl walking into the house* Hello! Come in! Sit down. *makes out* Thats all... haha.

[Dhashizhi]

.....

[Pomerankid10607]

He has a better house this time! xD

[portalmasterx7]

good thing im an excellent gusser or i would never get this lol

[xIegionx]

Funny! But I thought they needed face huggers to get ya pregnant.

[chikenbak]

i guess the male gets pregnant when you score with a alien lol (this is a joke i know how it happens in the actual movie)

[only1nobull]

i have that stool that was by the toilet lo

[OnlineFilmReviews]

Good job! Maybe next time it might be worth putting up subtitles for the sign. Then you expand your audience. Great job anyway tho.

[Minion0812]

got a lil tongue ha

[ricsen13]

Congrats, by the way...The baby, it's a boy or a girl?

[gufguf1001]

computer make alien lolol

[SeBuxPreSs]

man they are'nt subs? XD

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

She's hot, whenever I take a shower I just imagine her giving me a bj and letting me bang her up the ass and in her pussy.

[DragonShadow101]

@El1t3HUNT3R13 LOL O.o

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

@DragonShadow101 TELL ME THE WEBSITE SO I COULD DATE THAT HOT PREDATOR CHICK!

[3DinoZ]

hahaaaa awesome !!!! =D

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

Interspecies relations never works out, but good luck for trying though.

[diguptbones]

lol lol nice

[dolgoon08261027]

hey have a question. do you play videogames ?

[101cgk]

IF I WENT ON A DATING WEBSITE AND A GIRL ALIEN CAME TO MY DOOR I WOULD GO : "UH HELLO...*gets out shot gun* BANG!! RUN RUN!!! ARNOLD GET THE PREDATOR THIS BITCH IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

[thyrf1ng]

@101cgk arnold would reply no time, GET TO THE CHOPPA!

[tehcoolkid221]

Apparently in alien world the men give birth xD

[Paulbuffmansbuddy]

which mouth did you kiss? O.o

[dragonkingicer2]

@Paulbuffmansbuddy the one that wasnt biting my tunga

[DUHELLLO]

he should hide his marien fot

[RedheadMetalC]

freaking funny...

[narutohiniatasasuke]

How did you do this?! Your very talented. So funny. The best thing to make me laugh!

[ttresnan1]

...what?

[Jockkeerr]

omg

[reaggacashtro801]

OMG! I LOVE UR VIDS SO FUNNY

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

This is why its not a good idea to date black chicks...

[reaggacashtro801]

@IAMTHEDECIEVER dude dont be racist

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

@reaggacashtro801 Ok fine.....

This is why its not a good idea to date illegal aliens...HAPPY NOW!?

[noeyanez30]

r u really deaf

[dave8594]

I'd tap that too.

[gallakall]

very good with this video but i think female predator is much better :)

[reaggacashtro801]

u tha best

[AVP230g]

that video sucks the predator video is way better than that stupid alien video what is so good about that video it sucks hairy dicks god why did you make up that fucking video so that video sucks and i cant believe you dont talk and you died in that fucking video

[AVP230g]

this is really funny the alien is animated totally

[BaLiCeInWoNdErLaNd]

LOVE IT!

[agDRAGONMAN001]

my friend you have kissed an alien and a predator i take my hat off to you

still freaky as hell with the alien

[Robotnik722]

Captions?

[amdintelxsniperx]

lol

[dirtythirdrider]

Cmon meow, everyone knows you need a facehugger to get a chest burster. And I could only speak sing language.

[jjtjet1]

@dirtythirdrider no not true a pred-alien can put 4 chest bursters in a human with there mouth

[SCSTV100]

no a predalien or reg alien can put a chest buster in you

[jhana2004]

stupid

[haemoglobinAndy]

Mental

[haemoglobinAndy]

Are you sick?

[mottsta]

phahaha

[Spiketheflame]

so dirty

[WraithSlave]

How did you do that 0_o ?

[zcom401]

i cant under stand sighn langage?

[pivotDX123]

HEY THATS MY GF

[homosapiensbydarwin]

@pivotDX123 Cool girlfriend you have , but did she already at yuor brainZZZ XD

[combineish]

@pivotDX123 bit too late now XD and is been 11 months im sure she forgot about u all she kowns that your dead

[DestructivSatelite]

lol markie she was gonna go 4 u then she saw ur marine picture

[DestructivSatelite]

omg OtiSSS0097 is an alien : O

[Monkeymoviesinc]

Predator better I made a ryme lol

[rilosafe1]

What a sad, lonely man.

[lewisjay1]

Not reli he is actually show a great skill and showing although he is deaf he can still achieve great things

[rilosafe1]

@lewisjay1 It doesn't matter if he is deaf, hes still a normal person, and by normal standards, this is sad.

[DestructivSatelite]

if he is a sad lonely man then ur a guy forced into isolation

[TCM666]

@DestructivSatelite

Ownage.

[Gamerizations]

@lewisjay1 you mean hes mute?

[trbuio14]

no predator and no alien,better look for a vampire or ork or something else XD

[tntpredarno]

verry funny !

[OtiSSS0097]

бля как это убого смотрится...

[RazorShaw]

lol! Marine picture.

[assmonster666]

Ah you just need to mute the room tone on the shots of you, then like, add some music or something.

[thatrealycoolguy]

dude, he's deaf.

[matthew22389]

ya he's deaf

[BlackGoldenRod]

OH LAWD

[TheHJman]

You´d better not to go to bed with her. XD

[begeura]

seems to be the same outcome from kissing each one, otherwise well done

[TheIronGimp]

FAKE!!!!!

[cuzincletus]

no shit sherlock

[131nutta]

not being sad but are you realy deff

[BillZomono23]

Heh. Didn't even buy him a drink.

[GRimmEhx15]

LOOOOOOLLL! NICE!!!!!! hahahahahha! :D

[Edwardsawesome1]

this vids awesome! :)

[Deamore1]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[ncfwhitetigress]

wtf is this?

[khyk120]

somehow i knew at the end the small alien came out of your stomach. comedy state was so brilliant so i could not be laughing this =D

[UKGurl6]

HAHA! THATS GOOD ONE!

[TheStralie]

Great creativity!

[ThatsDave]

Awesome video, Mark. Keep up the excellent work!

[DestructivSatelite]

god ur so lucky evrytime i ask online 4 a date with these type of ppl im rejected

[dotahninator]

lol. nice one.

[BikerLicious]

Thumb up! Happy 4th July!

[DragonessLife]

Thank you!

[deafazgal]

LOL funny one!!!!

[DragonessLife]

Thank you!