Whitest Kids U Know - Joining The Army

[Viruz5252]

win



[wigahigaful]

Bet they fight like noobs

[maxyboyufo]

COD fanobys XD

[dawsonboy92]

It's like the force of the air

[mickeyslaven]

I tried to sign up for the army but when I wouldn't shut up about the big guns the booted me

[ProChasmGaming]

Sad part is, it was a good plan.

[HumanInBeta]

If I were the recruiter I'd sign them up just so the two would be taught some discipline and respect. Yelling in that officers face, interrupting him at every step and disrespecting his input....

[Mchrebin]

@HumanInBeta The recruiter is a sergeant.

[PSNGreyLynx]

@Mchrebin just let it go

[Chazman2705]

Trevor - (^O^)

[BruinVideos]

This sounds like some people in my geography class lol

[TheRoylubash]

funnily this makes me want to join the army

[fakename24681]

Guy below me your not alone

[Liljekrantz]

I thought I was the only one that where raised by Eagle's in a fort.

[DNACoder1]

Lol the blinds are messed the fuck up.

[CatVideoAddict]

and like 50,000 landmines-IN OUR PLANE!

[joshmarsh1]

I WONNA BE A TERRIORIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[wcsxwcsx]

Better than Bill and Ted!

[chasenbryce]

My left ear enjoyed this

[rammice]

Sounds like the typical FPS player, disillusioned and ignorant

[FireRedMario]

1:27 he must be Gordon Freeman

[MikuMegurinexx]

My left ear feels wonderful |: 

[zmcr1234]

My dad joined the army. Dude, he would be perfect for the part of the MP officer (Military Police)

[MikeTheOldguy]

You know while i was in military people would always tell me they was High as hell when they joined the military.. Is this what its like when you go in High?

[solittleusernames]

and so seal team six was born

[gyro231995]

This is what CoD has done.

[NiwdogRolyat]

Keep pressing 9 lol

[LSMFTbitch]

@NiwdogRolyat one of the best physical comedys ever XD

[vehlajatt22]

best sketch ever

[yoyomaster54]

these guys think they will dye and respon

[claybohn]

His face was pure amazement at the end

[WimpyCarrot]

I can only hear this out of my left earbud. :(

[JordanSeriously]

that was painfully retarded

[bob1you0]

am i the only one too get the double agent joke

[TheSlytherinluver]

My left headphone is the one that dosn't work!!!

[GFHaZaRd]

my left ear is pleased

[8cam10]

Same here Tertill

[bobkin611]

This is exactly how i was recruited !!!!

[Tertill]

I guess im just using the left headphone for this video...

[SkilledCivilian]

America is great huh?

[CPickswell]

"my spy name is gonna be sgt eagle fort"

"and you can call me crowbar"

"yeah, his thing is he always has a crowbar"

"and he was raised by eagles in a fort"

[metendez69]

Ha!!!!!!!!!!

[Tf2Antichief]

Left ear loved it

[neoanarchobeatpunk]

this is just like the tattoo skit and the skeleton face skit

[19B0N095]

try to repeat what the guys said all over the video n tell mee if u could breathe after

[mackthefr3cklez]

I WANT A GIANT FLYING AIR-FORCE GUN WITH WHEELS!!

[a7xken]

airforce! thats like the force of the air!

[TheFreebjs]

what about a nailgun...........

[KadenlKelsch]

"Not one of those faggy food planes", haha

[GNRDisturbedSlash]

1:54 i can sorta do all that in BF3 lmfao

[WhiteTiger225]

And thus the Meatshield Rank was born!

[tanker882]

falling from the sky with a parachute is army and is called airborne....thats not air force

[SnoBlackMelbkour]

@tanker882 No, it's air force.

[tanker882]

@SnoBlackMelbkour how about you shut up and dont tell me that its airforce becouse my dad is in the 101st airborne brg and he army so shut the fuck up you little kid

[SnoBlackMelbkour]

@tanker882 Actually, your dad took the profession of being my bitch >:D

[Kirkzzy]

@tanker882 He's trolling you, suck it up and don't respond ;) and that's 101st airborne div :p

[TheSeargent1171]

@theRiedman22 I don't have an f6 key..... It's an iPhone

[becomemonkey]

anyone else notice that his sergeant rank is upside down?

like a petty officer

[jimpa103]

my right is sad...

[HeavyMetalHindu]

And the best part is, the average recruiter would accept them

[whiterchocolate]

@HeavyMetalHindu hey they are officer materiel 

[PSNGreyLynx]

@HeavyMetalHindu if they could pass a piss test

[Eniacbc]

@HeavyMetalHindu yes, always in need of cannon fodder

[favolicious]

this is probably the most manly ive ever seen darren be

[Koofuku1ce]

YES! I WANT TO BE A TERRORIST!

[cobraturtle]

fucking funny

[MrTim1113]

He was rasied by an eagle!!1

[ChiefsFan581]

Paratroopers are definitely not Air Force....

[RevJoshsFunhouse]

Seal Team 6: The E! True Hollywood Story

[southparkfan69er]

Ya lol

[GreenGearMood]

"AND I WANNA BE ABLE TO RESPAWN."

[KindaCoolKia]

"Seriously Awesome!!!"

hahaha

[Puertoricanlegacy]

Yes, it is that easy to get into the military.

[errOHneoS]

@Puertoricanlegacy Incorrect.



[l337tub]

0:40-0:46 door in the back magically opens

[PickyMcCritical]

Keep pressing 9.

[KoolKid13131]

these guys smoke to much and play video games at the same time

[ArtificialIdiocy00]

You'd have a better chance piloting a plane with the Navy. Air Force is all intelligence and Space.

[EricsTechTalk]

@ArtificialIdiocy00 Well, AF has almost all the large aircraft and stealth planes, though. We have the expensive aircraft while the Navy has a bunch of small, maneuverable planes. The AF has more total airpower than the Navy, of course, just less fighters.

[ArtificialIdiocy00]

@EricsTechTalk I'll give you that one. The Air Force takes care of the big bombs and big planes ;)

[errOHneoS]

@ArtificialIdiocy00 Can't pilot a plane unless you're an officer. And they don't need pilots right now anyways.

[ArtificialIdiocy00]

@errOHneoS What's that got to do with what I said? Regardless, I agree. There are much more people wanting to be pilots than they have planes. Lol

[SuperUltraMegaBOOM]

107th!!

[GR1EVOUS]

This is how they plan the gulf war

[kidr0xas]

Those two found out where Bin Laden was hiding.

[tikihat47]

you both are 18 right? ya today! welcome aboard

[bobsmile89]

is the rank on his arm upside down

[evildogheretic]

it will be awesome! xD

[malivaster]

"you guys are both 18 right?"

"today."

"welcome aboard"

god that was hilarious

[SirNutshell]

The terror of the force of the air!

[TheKamikazeKydd]

How they captured bin laden...

[MrChrispchris]

@TheKamikazeKydd Except they shot him in the face. Not what i would call capturing.

[WarfareKing187]

Ever since this last video, they havent been making videos..

[TheGreatGameGuides]

@MarsTehGod why is he a nerd?

[addzack11]

Osama just couldnt handle Sgt. Eagle Fort and CrowBar

[Johnnykins96]

no were against the terrorists!!

that's right cuz they double crossed us!!

lmao

[kristene0enetsirk]

"YES! I WANNA BE A TERRIOST!!!!"

ahahahaha..

-omg, I don't think I've laughed that hard in forever.

[ghost369631]

this is what they did after they smoked the banana

[buffkaal]

These are probably the guys that killed osama..

[TheThisIsSparta300]

@buffkaal if these are the guys that killed Osama bin laden.. they deserve to be back on the air

[zion2train]

@buffkaal dont let them take credit, i did it

[aragorn1780]

with that kind of imagination they would make great generals, xD

[jacobjcs2]

Welcome aboard

[Harishimomo]

Repeatedly press 9 XD

Both of them look hilarious

[rtvandle]

and he was raised by eagles in a fort

[beastystorm2]

stealth bomber swoop us of ground it will be awesome hahahahha

[footballrocks171]

1911 baby!

[MarsTehGod]

@footballrocks171 nerd

[potatoXmosher]

They sound more like officer material to me.

[ERPILMONSTERRAWR]

His rank is upside down...just sayin.

[mickyshaun]

@ERPILMONSTERRAWR no it isnt

obvious cod hipster is obvious

[mickyshaun]

@ERPILMONSTERRAWR so it is upside down

[tosseiboo]

Welcome to vidio game warfare

[jerfleck1991]

thats why i joined

[SecretService80]

This is like every fucking Call of Duty fan ever.

[ryanster75]

Or, their sergeant will kill them himself

[jdmKemosabe]

Recruiter(serious look) -"you guys 18"

Retard cod players- yup today!

Recruiter(shakes hand) -welcome aboard

Lol thats the Armys goal convince all you fags you will be the next Delta SF rambos an then your screwed for 4 years.

Future Army hooah

[Fusemasterj]

your both 18 rofl

[SquashAndMammoth]

these guys are so retarded.... they should join the marines

lol

[Sox20009]

Lmao those guys are crazy!

[RockVoltz]

0:54

[METALMAN4Wii]

They were really 12 they were just very tall for there age.....! 

[erojordan]

Call me sargent eaglefort. Lol

[BUKAJKEE]

ahahahahhaha

[smnvdance]

Hahahahahahaahhaahahhahaahah LMAO!

[LilShaggy82]

2:20 puppy dog look lol

[mrAnimatorKing1]

NO FUCKING WAY!!

Cant believe this video is convincing me to go to the army...

[Supernoobaustin]

THE TERROR OF THE FORCE OF THE AIR!!!!



[kingcriss0]

hahahah fcken people,they got kill by them wiith a nuke army noobs

[Bulldog22031]

It will be AWESOME!....

[BiOhAzArDoUs10001]

3 Poeple got shot by these 2 after they enrolled...

[1ThatGuyOverThere1]

the terror of the force of the air

[09stoopidmonkey]

3 people hate the army

[BrokenRose8]

I WANNA BE A TERRORIST!

[MrFSXguy]

the ending is the funniest

[KelseyBilly]

They're very reminiscent of Bill and Ted.

[Spudzish]

MW2 Army < WHOLE WORLD

[AmberLamps10]

I actually tried out the "terror of the force of the air" line to my Marine Corps recruiter. He told me to unfuck myself and called me a silly little shit. 

[wuviez]

I watched this over 50 times , && still laugh all the time .

[NickCordella]

I wanna parachute at night into a city....

YES!!!!!!

[TheDrivenSky]

THE TERROR OF THE FORCE OF THE AIR!

[DeJay323]

welcome aboard

[TheWigglyTurtle]

I wanna be a terrorist, too...

No, wait... terrorists are bad?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SgtEaglefort]

This video is sooo awesome I made this name! I was indeed raised by eagles in a fort.

[bOnerjAmz1993]

CROWBAR HAHA EAGLE 

[PizzaboyOnTheMoon]

If this plan worked, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, it would be pretty freakin bad ass

[SecretService80]

I bet "TheWhitestKidsUkindakno" spells it as "Mareen Core"

Judging by the fact he spells one title as "lincon assastion"

[marshan3q]

we area against terroists.

"Right, cause they double crossed us."

[shabutieprimusfolyfe]

hahahahahahahahaahahahaha the soccer ball is a vuvuzela button!!!

[Fishingforbucks]

That sounds like a great idea XD

[101airsoftluver]

in one of those planes that shoots not one of those faggy food planes LOL

[maldzy]

This is actually the sickest video evar and btw I now go by eagle fort..oh ya wanna know why because I was raised by eagles in a fort mofuka!!

[Riskdude989]

you both are 18 right? ...Welcome aboard gentlemen

[markirey716]

they are so baked.

[ultimatefighter187]

CROWBAR LOL LOL LOL!

[xarukanox]

@ultimatefighter187 More like Gordan Freeman XD

[sonicsmash89]

1:58 FTW!!!

[Razgriz965]

Sad thing is alot of kids think that's what the millitary will be like

[SassyLostie]

lol This was hilarious. It's sad that a lot of kids are like this when they say they want to join. xD And ... flying planes doesn't = Air Force. It's actually easier to become a Navy pilot than an AF pilot. But this was funny. ;D

[Link3618andLiquid]

he was raised by eagles in a fort!

[loverofzebras]

and you can call me crowbar

[mastermike95]

haha

just saying parachute troops=airborne=army

[thearmyproductions]

''The force of the air''

I want to be a terroist! LOL

[XxFinalConanxX]

@thearmyproductions Did you make that name just for this video?

[thearmyproductions]

@XxFinalConanxX yes for this video and y would i be a terroist

[XxFinalConanxX]

@thearmyproductions xD

[blink182rob88]

@thearmyproductions "The terror of the force of the air!"

[wizart49]

ha ha great video,yea your stripes are upside down