Gas 'N Fuel Employee Training Video #4A: Makin' It Happen!

[beaugolden2]

Just stuff those electrical wires up into the ceiling. I'm sure its perfectly insulated.

[RobertCopithorne98]

This is straight up the most fantastic video ever. lolpeoplearedying

[TheHcomment]

0:46 that what she said

[eikakaka]

Why did he shoot the robber that had no gun first?

[K4M1KaZ1]

Better than Dane Cook

[thatUkrainianguy]

Is this for real??!??!?!!!?!

[TheOrangeType]

what made me laugh was "MMMMOOOTTTHHHAAAA FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKEEEERRR!" xD

[TyranusForte]

not real

[ihatetaft]

They were robbed of an Emmy for their fabulous acting!

[asdfqwerty212]

When I think PAINT THINNER, I think GAS STATION! Pour it nice and hot into your coffee cup on the way to work!

[Shamus8b8]

Rusty naills bunched together, electronic medusa coming out of the ceiling, just looks all aroundd like a gas station in Detroit

[swmorgan515]

I want the job that the random guy playing the guitar has...

[ItsJustARide314]

that robber in the driver's seat very astutely used the word "smote" to me this says, don't underestimate the class of criminal that could show up in the middle of YOUR shift! Make it Happen!

[whitelights00]

an unattended microwave with a can of paint thinner.....it was alcida

[Marcainus]

this needs to be a real movie

[RPZ350Z]

horse????

[GamerAllies]

Do you wanna be a hero? ....No.

[Paulbarbato]

DUDE, I wan't done with that Paint thinnner!

[eXploit1080]

Not so fast, Chris.

[payne36]

bitch got a camel toe!

[siege60]

Who's bill? Probably a linebacker or something. I fucking love this.

[cressentfresh]

Bill the shift manager is a badass.

[sean882]

A metal can of paint thinner would caused large amounts of sparks in the microwave, and potentially damaged it.

[NastyNatey]

8:16 Nazi gas station?

[PatrickTheHattrick92]

i wish this place was real so i could get a job there and watch this

[feathercrush]

Eff Carlos, man.

[SeedofCreed]

This is the most unsafe Gas N Fule ever. Is it in the Capital Wasteland?

[Trollingwithmyhomies]

Chris you dumb shit

[Blazinnn89]

god dammit who keeps putting paint thinner in the microwave?!

[Bureyeanne]

Will someone from Minnesota please explain what the paper the manager grabs at 6:25 is all about?

[Azadeth666]

Bad acting is BAD BAD BAD.

[pVVENx]

"Not so fast, Chris. Look closer..."

"A-hah! A thermonuclear device disguised as a microwave!"

[PwnzorBob]

Chris be careful you piece of shit.

[NameIsNew]

...

They both deserve to be slapped.

[thirion1850]

This is some serious lulz.

[ziegeliebe]

He is the "wide Receiver"

[NotanS]

I liked the noise the silent alarm made.

[Skatanic5589]

WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE PAINT THINNER IN THE MICROWAVE?!

WHY THE FUCK WAS HE NOT WEARING SHOES?!

CHRIS IS STUPID AND SCARY AS SHIT!

Best part was 3:08 - 3:22..Talkin about babies freezing to death and shit...wtf

[Kreaden]

ya this is fake

[13garo31]

look at shelly's pussy

[Tankmin]

4:02 yep just shove the broken wires back into the ceiling.

[TheWhitewolf4life]

I came.

[codizzo]

that robbery music is so hardcore

[littleNorwegians]

1:04

I guess purgatory needs gas as well.

[jokemasterslifer]

If this is real, dear god, this acting is atrocious. The only thing that can top it is the actor's of "The Room." Two more things, why in the name of god is there a can of PAINT THINNER in the damn microwave? Two, why would he not wear shoes to being with? And he hits the alarm and the police come in probably one second.. PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE

[HotPie1138]

@jokemasterslifer I KNOW! Why the fuck is there paint thinner in the microwave?

[cb19882000]

go ahead make my store

[vindew332]

It's a parody....

Sorry to burst everyones bubble.

[WhiteSilverKusanagi]

WOW the police came in like 2 seconds, I wish I lived in that town. haha

[quexalcoatl]

@5:51 fking hell YEAH, pounding beats! ROB THAT SHIT!

[Cole5459]

4:02 Out of sight, out of mind.

[KingoffKentucky]

No way is this real.

[yillow1]

"Wow, this team metaphor really makes me feel like I belong."

Hey Rookie, what's your Social Security Number? I need to score a touchdown, and it would be great to get a 50 yard touchdown pass from you. I'm sure your mom would be on the sidelines cheering us on. What's her maiden name? And Oh boy, I can't wait to till your birthday so we can talk all about how we won the Super Bowl. When's your birthday again?

[AbsoluteMAL]

HAHAHAHA this cant be real

[h0merg0mez]

Andy Richter really contributed an amazing performance here -- well done.

[ashasaur]

Jesus this is gold. I forget to remove my paint thinner from the microwave ALL THE TIME! I mean, it IS the preffered storage compatment.

[baseballandmusic77]

is this real? the part wher he gets like 8 holes  put in em makes me question this

[jasondpf]

@baseballandmusic77 You didnt question it before that? LOL using a broom to push frayed wires back into the ceiling? :) the last frame says S-Head productions (im sure the S stands for SHIT). ;)

[TheMichael408]

geeze the roockies a dumb ass

[spacefaget]

@TheMichael408 Yeah it's almost like he can't spell "rookie" you dumb fuck

[TheMichael408]

@spacefaget stfu

[spacefaget]

@TheMichael408 Wow. Four letters and all correct? Get your mom to print this for the fridge.

[TheMichael408]

@TheMichael408 wtf

[bilsrylos]

lol paint thiner in the micro, rusty nails, and wires hanging from the celing. HOW DID THIS BUILDING PASS CODE????

[DoubleSmackJack]

That sounds like a gas station attendant.

Dangerous open electrical wires hanging from the ceiling. Don't tell managment, just push them with a broom.

[mattbru2]

late 80s ftw.

[cameronh425]

Is this real?

[joynthis]

Gas 'N Fuel? What a buncha galoots.

[RedneckYachtClubber]

I'm having a nagging feeling that this is a parody...

[RedneckYachtClubber]

Seriously Spoony needs to riff this one...

[MYAMERICANPSYCHO]

LOL!

[AL4087]

WHY IS THE PAINT THINNER NEXT TO THE MICROWAVE

[PBandJeIIy]

if i had to do something like this, i better be paid like a billion fucking dollars. this is so badly done, it's hilarious.

[ewd76]

Could have done without the freezing baby part. Over the top without adding anything.

[JDBEDORE]

that gas station is danger! I'm never stopping there.

[corner7bass02]

This video gave me cancer.

[TripleRainbowify]

I love the eerie knowledge he knows of killing infants. If I were Shelly, I'd be concerned.

[suppage99]

What a fucking awesome cafe.

[Jimster481]

ROFL THIS IS SO EPIC

[cheezymadman]

But... Gas IS fuel.

[Kickflipkid687]

Wow this is fuckin gay

[JDBEDORE]

@Kickflipkid687 wrong answer. this is amazing.

[TripleRainbowify]

FOR CARLOS. DON'T LOOK BACK. FOR CARLOS.

[jakobskrzypa]

ohh that chris

[redwinterwolf]

TAKE THIS MUTHER FUCKEEEEEEEEER

[ekf501]

lol why the heck would someone put a container of paint thinner in the microwave? XD Chris seemed to know an awful lot about how an infant could die in that freezer >.> lol creepy... then again he did show up to work barefoot lol but all in all this was pretty funny XD

[OmegaTrooper1]

why was the robbery so..dramatic and...cheesy

[TeddyBearAssassin]

@OmegaTrooper1

Its all for Carlos, man.

[BroncoBoy89]

...and there's a can of paint thinner inside!  LMAO

[TheHermanoBluth]

What kind of store puts paint thinner near microwaves, leaves rusty nails on the floor, encourages employees to put faulty wires back into the ceiling, or better off hires people who know how to freeze babies to death?

[Jimster481]

@TheHermanoBluth This Store!

[holyshizzitsdani]

That was so fucking funny omg XD

[adriannehelene]

OMG.  Why don't all employee training videos include a reference to "Falling Down" and the word "motherfucker"?

[SakuraHirot87]

wow, problem is... this is... literally what these videos are like... I've had to watch quite a few.

[japanse]

whats up with the horse in the beginning?

[tj4727]

i wonder if he scored a touchdown on shelly

[Viking838]

LOL at the robbery reenactment

[imaginelexi85]

im so glad the nails in the store issue came up. i am SICK of dirty nails in the convenience stores i frequent.

[jeanbyste]

Wish I was a trainee linebacker for these guy's!!

[SkysProdigy]

Eww, he needs to clean his nose ._.  @3:41

[gauchebag]

LOL at the paint thinner in the microwave

[jbucconeer]

2:52 well i guess i should step in that pile of nails that i just saw before

[RagnarokCicero]

Random horse!

[Vinitachi]

This store is horrible! Everything that could go wrong did go wrong!

[dereileak]

the begining was painful to watch, the end was funny as hell

[certifiedpet]

Or if an infant were to crawl in and then some guy walked by and shut the door, that baby could freeze to death in 20, 30 mins... or suffocate...either way we end up with 10-12 lbs of fresh baby meat to offer our customers!

[LemonVamp]

Now I know to wear shoes at my job just incase of the rusty nails.

[CoinInsertion]

...why is the paint thinner sold in the Cafe?

[frtaylor29]

this is too funny, I thought I knew what "CORNY" was, I guess not...but I found out when I watched this..lol

[thirstbasket]

youu-u--uu-uu

she's a robot

[1647695]

I can quote this all day long...

[KatrinaPolson]

That's right! AND there's a can of paint thinner inside.

[ewd76]

I wonder if it's a coincidence that the gang leader's name is Carlos.

[Monkeycripler]

LOL this is to funny

[TheJSW047991]

i want to work at gas n' fuel haha

[Trevorthekid]

"AHA! The microwave is running unattended!" "That's right... AND there's a can of paint thinner inside!" WTF?

[MrThrashingmad666]

fake right?

[suprmacdaddy]

I LOL'd at the random baby on the floor at 4:13

[suprmacdaddy]

DAMN! that place has sooo many problems!

[neurocidesakiwi]

Am I on drugs?

[JustThereInTheAir]

they just left the nails there and the wires hanging out....and he seems to know EXACTLY how long it takes for a baby to freeze in a freezer >.> ......

[nickman8559]

it took alot to kill that old man lol

[Qber4life]

I have never laughed so hard in my fucking life. This video is gold.

[Jesscookie1]

That's a very dangerous workplace.

[Bonemeal]

This cannot be a real thing.

[Ulfsark7]

FOR CARLOS!

[Mariofan800]

Best Gun scene ever.

[Badchoicesmade]

that was a sketch? god this is just like the end of st. elsewhere where it turned out they were all just a figment of the boy's imagination.

[Qber4life]

@Badchoicesmade This was made as a joke by these guys who run a "Found Footage Festival", a humorous employee training video compilation that travels the country.

[000adiorider000]

Haha, i forgot i put that paint thinner i put in there.

[undoingautumn]

This is probably the best video I've ever seen!

[KillbotzMusic]

I don't think using a broom to push sparking electrical wires back under a ceiling tile is a great long term solution for this Gas N Fuel's problems.

[dmonix123]

Pills+Guns+Liquor+Masks= Doin it for Carlos

[AaronA74]

Training video goodness on acid and guy ritchie! It's great!

[mikeortiz221]

Carlos!!!!!!!!!!!

[noqualms1960]

Golden!

[hpringles]

is this legit?

[superluser]

Wow. Unless there's a real place called Gas 'N Fuel, those props with the logo must have been quite an investment.

[AmericanFilmsDotCom]

I love it. 

[frei1furimmer]

Do it for Carlos!