Stuff Jewish Men Rarely Say

[deltabravo247]

Yeah, kosher food is not cheap, funny stuff.

[larryrael]

How about "I wish shacharit was earlier!", and "I wish that the guy next to me would daven even louder. It helps my concentration" :) Great vid, thanks!

[larryrael]

"I love it when the guy next to me in shul smacks me in the face with his tallis" - LOL!!!

[jistru]

Why not just do what jewish men do say?

[tet43]

I like the nice Jews like you, but not the bad Zionist ones.

[TheJuliahirsch]

is he orthodox or reform or conservative?

[Jefgg]

This guy is hilarious. I am amazed he can keep a straight face. I wonder what store he is shopping at? I discovered that Acme has an excellent selection of kosher food. I don't think there are any in New York. There are some in Jersey. I go to the one in Clifton, NJ.

[Ryuzaki40]

this is hilarious. love the bits about jewish music, tisha b'av, yom kippur davening, kosher food, and the sukkah. I have said the opposite on al those at some point it he past year

[TheNo1pencil]

this makes me so proud to be yer cousin! watchin' you again and again here in merrick. -sharona

[thewonderingjew]

@TheNo1pencil

Thank you so much for your kind words. I am glad that you are enjoying my videos and thank you for subscribing.

[lostinmyregrets94]

we think it, you said it.

[rabbidrbearjew]

Ur facial expressions are amazing

[thewonderingjew]

@rabbidrbearjew Thank you so much. Have you checked out my other videos yet?

[rabbidrbearjew]

I WANT TO PAY RETAIL LOLOLOLOL

[BiaBillie14]

PERFECT PERFECT SO PERFECT OH MY GODDD

[readitification]

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[thewonderingjew]

@readitification I am having difficulty finding your blog. Please let me know how to find it.

[ElisaAvigayil]

"Who buys pizza M'S'? That's a business model going to fail." Epic!

[seri0us]

This is great!

[HerHusbandsCrown]

We find ourselves rarely saying some of the same things lol! Cracks me up!

[thewonderingjew]

@HerHusbandsCrown I got lucky with this idea. Thank you for your kind words.

[swingkid09]

YES! I am dying laughing! "Kosher food is so cheap!"

[thewonderingjew]

@swingkid09 Thank you!

[4IsraelEVER]

lol

[bennyboy613]

this was mamash hilarious, one of the funniest vids I've seen for a while!!

[thewonderingjew]

@bennyboy613

You are awesome! Thank you!

[90gleek]

OMG I CANT BREATH IM DYING OF LAUGHTER !!!!

[thewonderingjew]

@90gleek

Thank you for your kind words.

[mites7]

lol we do have a shul in Iran (a little one)

This was funny as hell though, I'm Mizrahi but I know enough people here in the US that fit this bill

[thewonderingjew]

@mites7 Thank you for writing! 

[yeshivish4life]

Didn't u use 2 work at darchei

[thewonderingjew]

@yeshivish4life Yes

[TheMessianicDrew]

This is. . .beyond awesome.

[thewonderingjew]

@TheMessianicDrew No, you are beyond awesome. Thank you!

[joshuare5768]

1:16 How come you never use your Oxford Hebrew dictionary? That thing is brilliant.

[thewonderingjew]

@joshuare5768 How do you know I don't use it? I mean, you are right, but how did you know?

[joshuare5768]

@thewonderingjew It doesn't have a single crease. I've beaten mine up since I got it.

[karaneli]

Excellent, Ben! Hysterical!

[thewonderingjew]

@karaneli Thank you!

[stars1836]

cute and very rare. i thought of things that are common for jewish guys to say, like what time is shkia, can i still say mincha?

[thewonderingjew]

@stars1836

or "am I fleishig" or "what is today's daf"?

Excellent points.

[frumsatire]

good job man

[thewonderingjew]

@frumsatire Coming from you that means a lot. Thank you so much!

[derekjeter613]

ha ha good ones rabbi!

[Hechtie18]

lol nice ty



[thewonderingjew]

@Hechtie18

Thank you!

[elshpen]

"It's almost time for the yeshiva's annual dinner." He says it almost as sarcastically as I would. LOVE the video!

[thewonderingjew]

@elshpen

Thank you so much!

[chokingonfoot]

lol what's seinfeld?

[derekjeter613]

@chokingonfoot its a boring stupid show for nerds

[derekjeter613]

@chokingonfoot its a boring stupid show for nerds

[Yfrboy]

Not officially but I was asked to do it again this summer

[quackdamnu]

In all fairness the NON-kosher gum doesn't exactly "hang in there" taste-wise either.

[thewonderingjew]

@quackdamnu

I thought it was only a kosher issue. Thanks for the info and thanks for watching. You rock!

[AprilOctober]

Epic :D

[thewonderingjew]

@AprilOctober

No, you are Epic! Thank you!

[Epocseer]

is there really kosher gum??

Gum isn't Kosher??

( i feel so ignorant XD )

[thewonderingjew]

@Epocseer

The stuff that makes gum chewy is made from gelatin or other animal derivatives that are not kosher, like pig or horse or cows that were not slaughtered according to Torah law. For the majority of Torah observant Jews such foods are not considered permitted. It is amazing what goes into foods that we would never even think have animal derivatives in it.

[Epocseer]

@thewonderingjew So im guess Kosher gum has actually GUM from the actual gum tree?....darn now my curiosity has been peeked...

TO GOOGLE!!!

[thewonderingjew]

@Epocseer

Also, look up glycerin. 

[Epocseer]

should i feel bad for finding this so comedic?? XD

You, my friend, are a funny funny man :)

[thewonderingjew]

@Epocseer

And you, my friend, are an awesome awesome subscriber. Thank you.

[Yfrboy]

Lol so true (bagel with lox= free:)

[thewonderingjew]

@Yfrboy

I thought you don't work there anymore?

[Laugh247]

You were at Darchei???

[thewonderingjew]

@Laugh247

Maybe, maybe not....;)

[N2BnThin]

WIN!!!

[thewonderingjew]

@N2BnThin

No, You are the WIN! thank you for your kind words.

[Stroolet123]

Genuinely. Hilarious. :)

[thewonderingjew]

@Stroolet123

Thank you so much!